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Topic subjectOn: Shorty keepin ya dick tucked after da jump-off.....
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12923950, On: Shorty keepin ya dick tucked after da jump-off.....
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Fri Nov-06-15 11:54 PM
Aight dig it...

Fourscore and a couple bullets ago, Im dealing wit this
looney-toons Jawn wit some good gushy/starfish. It mighta been the
2nd time that we got crunk, Babydoll came thew wit lingerie, KY, and the
whole shit.

Boom...

Ninjaz getz it in, we layin there sex-funky©Jill Scott
Babydoll slide her clothes on to dip, ...Im still nude
on the couch on some under-the-covers shit.

Babydoll opens the door to leave...

SUN!

I start to get up from the couch to come lock the door after her
and Shorty like, "Babe, lay down"...casual yet POINTED.

Im like, "Babe, I gotta lock the door after you"....

She like, "LAY DOWN"....

Off the realest thing in life, Babydoll was DEAD SERIOUS.
That was the definitive moment when her inner-crazy manifested.
It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and give dis
dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell.

Yall ninjaz got similar stories?....


Holla.....




12923978, Huh?
Posted by Big Kuntry, Sat Nov-07-15 07:23 AM
12923991, lol
Posted by rdhull, Sat Nov-07-15 09:50 AM
12924004, Lmao
Posted by Amritsar, Sat Nov-07-15 11:34 AM
12924008, lollll
Posted by shygurl, Sat Nov-07-15 12:04 PM
12924375, LMBO
Posted by Calico, Mon Nov-09-15 09:14 AM
12924741, I understood the post but LMAO
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Mon Nov-09-15 02:54 PM
12923990, https://youtu.be/soXMCkoWfQo
Posted by Binladen, Sat Nov-07-15 09:37 AM
https://youtu.be/soXMCkoWfQo
12924005, I get it
Posted by Mgmt, Sat Nov-07-15 11:44 AM
>Aight dig it...
>
>Fourscore and a couple bullets ago, Im dealing wit this
>looney-toons Jawn wit some good gushy/starfish. It mighta
>been the
>2nd time that we got crunk, Babydoll came thew wit lingerie,
>KY, and the
>whole shit.
>
>Boom...
>
>Ninjaz getz it in, we layin there sex-funky©Jill Scott
>Babydoll slide her clothes on to dip, ...Im still nude
>on the couch on some under-the-covers shit.
>
>Babydoll opens the door to leave...
>
>SUN!
>
>I start to get up from the couch to come lock the door after
>her
>and Shorty like, "Babe, lay down"...casual yet POINTED.
>
>Im like, "Babe, I gotta lock the door after you"....
>
>She like, "LAY DOWN"....
>
>Off the realest thing in life, Babydoll was DEAD SERIOUS.
>That was the definitive moment when her inner-crazy
>manifested.
>It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and
>give dis
>dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell.
>
>Yall ninjaz got similar stories?....
>
>
>Holla.....
>
>
>
>
>
12924006, Speak American (c)
Posted by Kira, Sat Nov-07-15 11:45 AM
I cannot understand your post.
12924009, I appreciate the hoodness of the OP, I guess
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Sat Nov-07-15 12:21 PM
But beyond that I find it weird that this happened apparently some time ago and you're asking about it. The bitch was just like crazy and possessive, I guess. Or maybe just crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc
12924052, translation: you got up to lock the door
Posted by legsdiamond, Sat Nov-07-15 02:50 PM
and your dick was still hard...

she told you to lay down because she thought you would call someone else up?

if not.. then ionno wtf you talking about.

12924054, Bascially
Posted by RexLongfellow, Sat Nov-07-15 03:05 PM
That's the only explanation I could come up with.

That's happened to me, but usually if I'm rock when she tried to leave, she stayed for round 2 (and in my younger days, round 3)
12924376, i figure this too...
Posted by Calico, Mon Nov-09-15 09:16 AM
...but that storytelling style is...hilarious
12924126, I imagined this story being told at a fancy cocktail party
Posted by Paps_Smear, Sat Nov-07-15 08:09 PM
and everyone there being as confused as I am now
but the visual is hilarious
12924149, lmaoooooo, falling monocles and shit.
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Sat Nov-07-15 09:40 PM
12924299, Lol
Posted by Mgmt, Sun Nov-08-15 09:16 PM
>
12924128, This is how white people type when theyre making fun of black folk
Posted by DJPoke, Sat Nov-07-15 08:14 PM
12924140, basics
Posted by eclipsedInI, Sat Nov-07-15 09:05 PM
12924198, oh shit..lol
Posted by legsdiamond, Sun Nov-08-15 09:15 AM
12924366, lol
Posted by flipnile, Mon Nov-09-15 08:49 AM
12924181, Reads like a computer trying to translate Chinese to Backpacker.
Posted by Triptych, Sun Nov-08-15 02:30 AM
.
12924744, Can't breev
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Mon Nov-09-15 02:55 PM
12924824, underrated reply ^
Posted by dustin, Mon Nov-09-15 04:19 PM
12924869, ^^^
Posted by Wonderl33t, Mon Nov-09-15 04:52 PM

______________________________
http://i.imgur.com/Gj5Wy56.jpg
12925083, halleglory
Posted by Ray_Snill, Tue Nov-10-15 01:22 AM
http://s797.photobucket.com/user/jawnli/media/estherholy.gif.html


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https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/PYzh4v9cSf4FDnq3yMQyqNqh79o=/800x0/filters:no_upscale%28%29/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/4079674/jlio.0.gif
12924197, this cat type like Sonny Cheeba..
Posted by murderbear, Sun Nov-08-15 08:44 AM
He prolly rockin a toothpick and an apple jack hat while he spillin the story.

12924294, lol
Posted by MaxPtah, Sun Nov-08-15 08:45 PM
12924327, Who MADE the post!?!
Posted by 13Rose, Sun Nov-08-15 11:25 PM
Gone tell me how I did it B!


Hahahahahahahahahaha
12924492, It's a jungle masquerade and we forever stone trife!
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Mon Nov-09-15 11:29 AM
12924784, ROFL!!
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon Nov-09-15 03:28 PM
12924794, classic reply
Posted by atruhead, Mon Nov-09-15 03:39 PM
12924817, FLAWLESS REPLY
Posted by MaxPtah, Mon Nov-09-15 04:16 PM
kudos lol
12924838, damn, excellent assist/dunk
Posted by select_from_where, Mon Nov-09-15 04:27 PM
12925049, LOL!!!
Posted by illEskoBar221, Mon Nov-09-15 10:58 PM
12924342, you sir have brought forth unexpected hilarity
Posted by mikediggz, Mon Nov-09-15 01:32 AM
these replies are great lol
12924795, Nahmeanz...
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Nov-09-15 03:41 PM
Bammas gon' bamm tho so I ain't mad.




12924351, In English this time.
Posted by kingjerm78, Mon Nov-09-15 05:01 AM
12924358, Shit sound like a Camp Lo album...
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Nov-09-15 07:33 AM
Recreated in the style of a special needs kids bob album

https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8
12924490, THAT'S HOW IT WAS CUZ, NOW WE GOT EM BLAMMIN AT DA FUZZ
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Mon Nov-09-15 11:27 AM
12924379, This sounds like a story a kid tells on the first day of school
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Nov-09-15 09:23 AM
after having spent an entire summer with his hood cousins. He's still trying out the lingo.
12924382, sadatay, my nga
Posted by wluv, Mon Nov-09-15 09:25 AM
12924832, lmaoooo
Posted by queenie, Mon Nov-09-15 04:24 PM

It's plenty of money to be made
from Candler Road to Bankhead
It's plenty of room to get paid
for those that ain't scared
12924889, LMBAO!
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Nov-09-15 05:04 PM
12924386, Well dont you think highly of your penis
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Mon Nov-09-15 09:30 AM
"It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and give dis
dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell."

Did you stop to think that perhaps she didnt want YOU to see who or what was picking her up?

Or perhaps she didnt want to bust out laughing at your nudity after teh deed was done?

Are you white?©

*****************************************
. . . If I have something to say when there is a reason involved, I am perfectly willing to talk. Katherine Hepburn
12924747, or maybe she didn't want whoever picked her up
Posted by SoWhat, Mon Nov-09-15 02:57 PM
to see w/whom she'd been spending her time.

maybe she was trying to spare herself the 'walk of shame'.
12924404, lol...okay, I gotta ask. Yall never seen NoDrawls post before?
Posted by Dstl1, Mon Nov-09-15 09:52 AM
This has been dudes style for hella long.
12924405, yeah. they acting brand new.
Posted by Kwesi, Mon Nov-09-15 09:55 AM
and no drawls acting like he ain't never ever taken a business writing class in his life.
12924408, ikr... but i still think the replies are appropriate
Posted by legsdiamond, Mon Nov-09-15 09:57 AM
and I now wonder if nodrawlz is a white kid in Iowa wearing a wu tang wife-beater with the matching head band
12924923, Yeah, but at some point you expect him to get serious...
Posted by Kira, Mon Nov-09-15 05:54 PM
... and post in his actual voice. WE KNOW he ain't walking around the world speaking like this.

12924410, do starfish mean they vagina, or is that asshole-specific?
Posted by Kwesi, Mon Nov-09-15 09:58 AM
12924413, lmao
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Nov-09-15 10:00 AM
usually means asshole but given the other various poetic license taken...i mean...shit

that only contributed to my assumption this post involved a whole different "tuck" protocol violation
12924415, who knows. i know i don't want no gushy starfish - if it's that hole.
Posted by Kwesi, Mon Nov-09-15 10:01 AM
12924753, there was a slash.
Posted by Dr Claw, Mon Nov-09-15 03:01 PM
no Zankuro.

but to say, the slash denotes "gushy" and "starfish" are mutually exclusive items.

also, yeah. a "gushy starfish" (no slash) is some shit (no pun intended) I want NO parts of

12925053, Asshole specific
Posted by micMajestic, Mon Nov-09-15 11:26 PM
Like Claw said, there is a slash. He's saying he had the gushy and the starfish.
12924411, definitely thought this was about a pre-op story
Posted by MiracleRic, Mon Nov-09-15 09:59 AM
12924414, ... and you did eventually lock the door, right?
Posted by Kwesi, Mon Nov-09-15 10:00 AM
12924793, Haha....Fa sho.
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Nov-09-15 03:35 PM
12924745, You Negroes.
Posted by Dr Claw, Mon Nov-09-15 02:56 PM
12924818, LOL.
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Mon Nov-09-15 04:16 PM
They tried ta assassinate me, God(c)Ghostface


12924746, Archive, please.
Posted by ShinobiShaw, Mon Nov-09-15 02:57 PM
12924908, Boom...SUN! LAY DOWN!!
Posted by Atillah Moor, Mon Nov-09-15 05:22 PM
it was actually better the second time I read it and I really got a kick out of it the first go through.
12924922, this. post. is. GOLD. Gold I tell ya! *tears*
Posted by Somnus, Mon Nov-09-15 05:50 PM
12924934, People have translated hieroglyphics easier than this post
Posted by Paps_Smear, Mon Nov-09-15 06:07 PM
In fact, Homeland Security is deciding on brining in Indiana Jones or Mushmouth from Fat Albert to decipher this story.
12925061, I dunno, maybe it's because I'm used to dude's typing style....
Posted by The Wordsmith, Tue Nov-10-15 12:02 AM
...but I understood what he was saying. Dude's been typing like that on here for eons.



Since 1976
12925065, yep, exactly...I mean it was some good replies...
Posted by Dstl1, Tue Nov-10-15 12:15 AM
but I just don't get why everyone chose THIS post to go in on.
12925130, I think it was the title that put it over the top
Posted by micMajestic, Tue Nov-10-15 08:37 AM
>but I just don't get why everyone chose THIS post to go in
>on.

I'm used to his posting style, but I still wasn't sure what he meant after reading the title.
12924945, Gushy starfish:
Posted by Castro, Mon Nov-09-15 06:24 PM
https://newsela-test-files-f331e.s3.amazonaws.com/article_media/2015/03/starfish-deaths-c5fb64ad.jpg.885x489_q90_box-0,1250,1942,2325_crop_detail.jpg