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MEAT
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"The Mekong giant catfish world's largest freshwater fish. (Swipe)"


  

          


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11851589/Woman-discovers-boyfriend-of-two-years-is-woman-when-she-removes-blindfold-during-sex.html

Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex
A woman told police of her disbelief when she discovered that her "boyfriend" of two years was a female friend, a jury has heard.

The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.

But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her 25-year-old friend Gayle Newland, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic was used.

'Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think'...'

The court heard the alleged victim received a Facebook friend request in 2011 from a Kye Fortune who purported to be a half-Filipino, half-Latino young man.

They communicated online and "Kye" later told her he had been involved in a car accident before medics found he had a brain tumour. He was having treatment in hospital and was not well enough to see her, the complainant told police in a video interview.

But the pair spoke frequently on the phone where the complainant described Kye's voice as "high-pitched".

The complainant told the interviewing officer: "He was saying how much I had helped him get through his illness. (He said) it was a sign, we should get married, we should have kids, we were going to do all sorts of things."

During this time, the complainant said she met Newland - who became a "really good friend" and said she knew Kye. Eventually, the complainant and Kye decided to finally meet in person at a Chester hotel, the jury heard.

She told police the only stipulation that Kye made was that she wear a blindfold because he was "anxious about the way he looked" and "could not walk properly" due to nerve and muscle damage.

The woman said "Kye" was in the bathroom when she entered the hotel room and the bed was covered with rose petals and Hello Kitty bears.

The complainant said she put on the blindfold of a sleeping mask and scarf and that a "shaking Kye" came in and said he had signed himself out of a private hospital in Manchester.

The pair then had sex, she alleges, in which Newland is alleged to have used a prosthetic penis before "Kye" said he had to return to hospital.

Further hotel visits followed where she said sex took place again before "Kye" visited her flat and finally uncovered the truth, the court heard.

Describing what she said was their last sexual encounter before she went to the police, she said: "When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right.

"I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'. I just pulled it off. Gayle was just standing there... I just couldn't believe it, I couldn't believe it. Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think'."

The trial continues.

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“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

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A+ post title
Sep 08th 2015
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word
Sep 09th 2015
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Yup *golf clap*
Sep 09th 2015
13
couldn't even be mad at the title
Sep 10th 2015
18
I'm actually disappointed this wasn't a zoology story though.
Sep 08th 2015
2
^^^
Sep 09th 2015
4
^^^
Sep 09th 2015
5
me too
Sep 13th 2015
27
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!
Sep 08th 2015
3
And women hate the Street Hollar, but love Tinder... LOL
Sep 09th 2015
6
lol
Sep 09th 2015
7
what the fuck are you talking about?
Sep 09th 2015
12
      Don't engage.
Sep 09th 2015
14
      It's about women, you wouldn't understand.
Sep 10th 2015
16
      I understand women just fine, and I know you do too.
Sep 10th 2015
17
      Right Buddy.
Sep 10th 2015
19
      lmao
Sep 13th 2015
23
      there's not even a male involved in this story...
Sep 13th 2015
28
Man, I came in to talk nerd-talk about Sturgeons
Sep 09th 2015
8
I came in here with my cornmeal, hot sauce and vinegar
Sep 09th 2015
10
you Catfished us in a post about getting Catfished!!!!!
Sep 09th 2015
11
Like an infinite mirror!
Sep 13th 2015
25
i came in this post ready to make some fried catfish jokes. nm
Sep 09th 2015
15
OKP mastery level 100! Lol
Sep 12th 2015
20
I wanted this to be some National Geographic shit lol
Sep 12th 2015
21
title's too good, it made me not click for 3 days lol
Sep 13th 2015
22
Chill... It's a prank!!
Sep 13th 2015
24
trial updates ... link
Sep 13th 2015
26

placee_22
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1. "A+ post title"
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Kye shouldn't have put that prosta-cock on her so good.
Blew his damn cover.

  

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9. "word"
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13. "Yup *golf clap*"
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18. "couldn't even be mad at the title"
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I just want to see what the messages said.

because girl's text game must be extreme expert high level to make that story float.

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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Sepia.
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2. "I'm actually disappointed this wasn't a zoology story though. "
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Also, this has to be fake.

  

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4. "^^^ "
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5. "^^^ "
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instagram: Fishgrease
twitter: wooly_caesar
Podcast www.soundcloud.com/circlegang

  

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astralblak
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27. "me too "
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3. "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!"
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best poast title of the year!!!

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Case_One
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6. "And women hate the Street Hollar, but love Tinder... LOL"
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At least you know that the person hollering is a real man.
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"Love your haters until they can love themselves and then love them further." ~ J. Case

  

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7. "lol"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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12. "what the fuck are you talking about?"
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www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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MEAT
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14. "Don't engage. "
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Case_One
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16. "It's about women, you wouldn't understand. "
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"Love your haters until they can love themselves and then love them further." ~ J. Case

  

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Rjcc
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17. "I understand women just fine, and I know you do too. "
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that shit you wrote wasn't english or relevant tho

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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Case_One
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19. "Right Buddy."
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23. "lmao"
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28. "there's not even a male involved in this story..."
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he's like a GOP rep

always pushing the agenda

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flipnile
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8. "Man, I came in to talk nerd-talk about Sturgeons"
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lol

  

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10. "I came in here with my cornmeal, hot sauce and vinegar"
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ready!

What's crazy is the dude/chick befriending her!

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11. "you Catfished us in a post about getting Catfished!!!!!"
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masterfully well done.

  

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25. "Like an infinite mirror!"
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http://i54.tinypic.com/2j51hj4.jpg

  

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15. "i came in this post ready to make some fried catfish jokes. nm"
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does it really matter?

wonder what bin's doing?
http://i.imgur.com/phECCMp.jpg

  

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20. "OKP mastery level 100! Lol"
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DJTB YOMM

  

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Heinz
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21. "I wanted this to be some National Geographic shit lol"
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but it was entertaining..just didnt expect a stupid woman
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22. "title's too good, it made me not click for 3 days lol"
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24. "Chill... It's a prank!!"
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26. "trial updates ... link"
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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/re-read-gayle-newland-fake-10033049

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