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>Top Ten Reasons Why Mariah Doesn't >Give A D*mn what you >all say about her anymore? > > >10) Her fans like me overweigh >fools like you
y'all are fat?
> >9) No matter what Mariah drops >is hot, wether she puts >famous black rappers on it, >she proves she still can >blow and can make it >alone (for those that ride >the short yellow schoolbus, the >albums: Mariah Carey, Emotions, and >Musicbox)
so.. Mariah blows, basically
>8) Mariah blew up in the >80's and still is doing >her thing, what else can >she do but have a >movie, and regardless if it >is good or not, she >still is gettin seen.
seen? she needs to be getting sane
>7) She also doesn't care cause >she has enough dough to >live off of for 5x >her lifetime regardless if the >movie does well or not, >she isnt homeless or in >need of money, u idiots.
and she always has a home at Bellevue
>6) She doesn't care cause she >is gettin attention as well >as publicity to go see >her movie through peeps that >hate it, cause peeps who >haven't seen it are gonna >wonder if what you fools >are sayin about it bombing >is true or not.
this is what i always do- if i hear a number of people talking about how bad a movie is, my curiosity is piqued and i MUST see it- isn't that how word of mouth is supposed to work?
>5) Mariah can walk around naked >if she wanted, and even >if she dressed up totally >err day all day, she >still would get the same >amount of attention, cause she >is bad especially for her >age.
...?
>4) Mariah is a diva and >one of her albums went >diamond. And she got >more dough than you haters >could ever have in a >lifetime.
so does Bin Laden- and isn't HE popular?
>3) She has sold the most >albums of any female artist >in any genre in the >history of the world. >(again for the short schoolbus >riders: that means from AD >to today BC, slow idiots)
3 IS the magic number- from Anno Domini to today Before Christ?
>2) She has sex with whoever >she wants to which means >if you are not eating >her cat, or stickin her, >or payin her bills, she >dont care what u have >to say, cause she self >provides herself, so in other >words, there is nothing you >could ever do to please >her.
but i bet you could- i bet you've thought of just how you could, many a time- and, in turn, some self 'providing' of your own
>1) The rest is self-explanatory, u >make this one up yourself, >there are many more reasons >she doesn't care, but i >aint wastin no more time >on yall haters, mariah gonna >be around till she die,
Mariah is gonna be around till she dies? >so keep stackin mariah,
she HAS put on weight..
>and >fuck yall haters, peace!
fuck all you motherfuckers, peace!
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