>Top Ten Reasons Why Mariah Doesn't
>Give A D*mn what you
>all say about her anymore?
>
>
>10) Her fans like me overweigh
>fools like you

y'all are fat?

>
>9) No matter what Mariah drops
>is hot, wether she puts
>famous black rappers on it,
>she proves she still can
>blow and can make it
>alone (for those that ride
>the short yellow schoolbus, the
>albums: Mariah Carey, Emotions, and
>Musicbox)

so.. Mariah blows, basically

>8) Mariah blew up in the
>80's and still is doing
>her thing, what else can
>she do but have a
>movie, and regardless if it
>is good or not, she
>still is gettin seen.

seen? she needs to be getting sane


>7) She also doesn't care cause
>she has enough dough to
>live off of for 5x
>her lifetime regardless if the
>movie does well or not,
>she isnt homeless or in
>need of money, u idiots.

and she always has a home at Bellevue

>6) She doesn't care cause she
>is gettin attention as well
>as publicity to go see
>her movie through peeps that
>hate it, cause peeps who
>haven't seen it are gonna
>wonder if what you fools
>are sayin about it bombing
>is true or not.

this is what i always do- if i hear a number of people talking about how bad a movie is, my curiosity is piqued and i MUST see it- isn't that how word of mouth is supposed to work?

>5) Mariah can walk around naked
>if she wanted, and even
>if she dressed up totally
>err day all day, she
>still would get the same
>amount of attention, cause she
>is bad especially for her
>age.

...?

>4) Mariah is a diva and
>one of her albums went
>diamond. And she got
>more dough than you haters
>could ever have in a
>lifetime.

so does Bin Laden- and isn't HE popular?

>3) She has sold the most
>albums of any female artist
>in any genre in the
>history of the world.
>(again for the short schoolbus
>riders: that means from AD
>to today BC, slow idiots)

3 IS the magic number- from Anno Domini to today Before Christ?


>2) She has sex with whoever
>she wants to which means
>if you are not eating
>her cat, or stickin her,
>or payin her bills, she
>dont care what u have
>to say, cause she self
>provides herself, so in other
>words, there is nothing you
>could ever do to please
>her.

but i bet you could- i bet you've thought of just how you could, many a time- and, in turn, some self 'providing' of your own

>1) The rest is self-explanatory, u
>make this one up yourself,
>there are many more reasons
>she doesn't care, but i
>aint wastin no more time
>on yall haters, mariah gonna
>be around till she die,

Mariah is gonna be around till she dies?

>so keep stackin mariah,

she HAS put on weight..

>and
>fuck yall haters, peace!

fuck all you motherfuckers, peace!



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