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"The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"


  

          

In honor of Ne_atl avi(the Bruce Lee fight scene in Enter the Dragon where he beats down the dude who tried to rape his sister) I want to have some fun and what you folks think are the greatest beatdowns. And the beatdowns don't necessarily have to be by the hero, villians can get their props too.

Mine:

1)Enter the Dragon-the whole movie , Bruce just fucks fools up in that flick.
2)They Live- The ten minute fight scene. Enough said
3)Goodfellas- Henry beating down with a gun the fool who tried to pull a date rape on Karen.
4)Casino-Joe Pesci's character and brother getting whack in the desert. Still a painful scene for me to watch.
5)American History X- Curb biting scene . Damn.
6)Fight Club-Enough said

  

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RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jun 09th 2005
1
ha!
Jun 09th 2005
4
      lol yeah it's impossible to take that scene seriously
Jun 09th 2005
7
      RE: lol yeah it's impossible to take that scene seriously
Jun 10th 2005
56
      He missed the punch, but...
Jun 09th 2005
25
           RE: He missed the punch, but...
Jun 10th 2005
79
           RE: He missed the punch, but...
Jun 12th 2005
96
they live was the first to come to mind
Jun 09th 2005
2
RE: they live was the first to come to mind
Jun 09th 2005
27
RE: they live was the first to come to mind
Jun 10th 2005
71
      Yeah
Jun 10th 2005
74
'They Live' is top 3, hands down. That shit was like 10 minutes
Jun 10th 2005
46
Mine too.
Jun 10th 2005
78
The fight scene in True Romance
Jun 09th 2005
3
fuck ya
Jun 09th 2005
13
Once Were Warriors
Jun 09th 2005
5
that first one though
Jun 09th 2005
35
that was the only good thing about that film
Jun 10th 2005
42
      you're fucking trippin'
Jun 11th 2005
83
Young Guns
Jun 09th 2005
6
Pootie Tang - The Gorilla Attack
Jun 09th 2005
8
Pesci in Casino with that guy at the bar
Jun 09th 2005
9
Bad Boys (1983 w/Sean Penn)
Jun 09th 2005
10
Fight Club: Edward Norton vs. Jared Leto
Jun 09th 2005
11
Or: Edward Norton vs. Edward Norton
Jun 09th 2005
21
      I think you're wrong here.
Jun 12th 2005
91
           I've fumbled my punctuation
Jun 12th 2005
94
Raging Bull
Jun 09th 2005
12
yeah Pesci and Vincent have an on going feud in Scorsese movies
Jun 09th 2005
14
RE: yeah Pesci and Vincent have an on going feud in Scorsese movies
Jun 09th 2005
26
I'm a big fan of the slam-the-head-in-car-door move
Jun 09th 2005
17
      perfected in Lock Stock
Jun 10th 2005
47
i was thinking about making this post
Jun 09th 2005
15
Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven
Jun 09th 2005
16
my vote
Jun 09th 2005
38
Goodfellas- The Shinebox Scene
Jun 09th 2005
18
RE: Goodfellas- The Shinebox Scene
Jun 10th 2005
57
I was about to say, Tony stayed whuppin that dude's ass
Jun 10th 2005
70
lol i was crackin up at this one yesterday
Jun 11th 2005
81
What's Love Got to Do With It
Jun 09th 2005
19
25th Hour
Jun 09th 2005
20
Hands down: The Viper Assassination Squad & Bill vs. The Bride
Jun 09th 2005
22
Shoguns Assasin
Jun 09th 2005
23
That's a good one
Jun 09th 2005
36
Million Dollar Baby
Jun 09th 2005
24
RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jun 09th 2005
28
huge f-in cosign on the OLDBOY hallway scene
Jun 09th 2005
30
Hell, yeah! n/m
Jun 09th 2005
39
Fist of Legend
Jun 10th 2005
61
Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?
Jun 09th 2005
29
RE: Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?
Jun 09th 2005
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RE: Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?
Jun 10th 2005
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That's Buck.
Jun 10th 2005
63
      RE: That's Buck.
Jun 10th 2005
76
Probably because it's female asskicking.
Jun 09th 2005
41
See post #22...
Jun 10th 2005
45
      lol...sorry! n/m
Jun 10th 2005
55
      My bad.
Jun 10th 2005
64
Fax machine in Office Space. nm
Jun 09th 2005
32
LOL...Good one! (It's a printer, though.) n/m
Jun 09th 2005
40
that was my first thought.
Jun 10th 2005
75
KIDS son.....
Jun 09th 2005
33
Bruce Willis getting stomped in all 3 Die Hards
Jun 09th 2005
34
Bruce Lee beating down Chuck Norris in Return of The Dragon
Jun 09th 2005
37
he completely OWNED chuck in the scene
Jun 10th 2005
49
I was going to say that one
Jun 10th 2005
60
The Godfather: Sonny beating up Carlo in the street
Jun 10th 2005
43
Harold and Kumar
Jun 10th 2005
44
Player's Club
Jun 10th 2005
48
i never seen a catfight that brutal before..
Jun 10th 2005
68
Game of Death
Jun 10th 2005
50
RE: Game of Death
Jun 16th 2005
110
Denzel in Mo Better Blues
Jun 10th 2005
51
Jackie Chan getting wrecked by Hwang Jang Lee in Drunken Master...
Jun 10th 2005
52
RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jun 10th 2005
53
The strikebusters scene in Hoffa
Jun 10th 2005
54
Way Of The Gun - Ryan Phillippe busts that shit talkin...
Jun 10th 2005
59
what does he say to her?
Jun 11th 2005
82
      You're close...
Jun 13th 2005
98
The Last Dragon....
Jun 10th 2005
62
RE: The Last Dragon....
Jun 10th 2005
72
bronx tale
Jun 10th 2005
65
Now you CAN'T leave.
Jun 15th 2005
103
the imaginary beatdown of ian in high fidelity.
Jun 10th 2005
66
haahahaha he smashes the phone in his face..
Jun 10th 2005
67
I love the timing on the phone smash.
Jun 10th 2005
77
Ong Bak
Jun 10th 2005
69
Yeah, i gotta go with this one, too
Jun 12th 2005
87
Elbows, knees & shins
Jun 12th 2005
92
RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jun 10th 2005
73
The beginning of 'Lean on Me'
Jun 11th 2005
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RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jun 11th 2005
84
mos def on #4 and 5...
Jun 12th 2005
85
Unleashed
Jun 12th 2005
86
"If that was you and that was Kane you got ur ass kicked"
Jun 12th 2005
88
Coffy
Jun 12th 2005
89
Empire Strikes Back
Jun 12th 2005
90
The Washington Square Park scene in "Kids"
Jun 12th 2005
93
Sandra Oh in Sideways
Jun 12th 2005
95
good one
Jun 13th 2005
99
Office Space
Jun 12th 2005
97
COSIGN!!!
Jun 15th 2005
105
BARRY LYNDON vs. his stepson. and Trainspotting
Jun 13th 2005
100
Edward Norton
Jun 13th 2005
101
Snatch
Jun 13th 2005
102
Raising Arizona
Jun 15th 2005
104
Ivan Drago vs. Apollo Creed
Jun 15th 2005
106
If he dies, he dies
Jun 15th 2005
107
Unleashed had some good beatdowns too.
Jun 15th 2005
108
donnie brasco and crew fucking up the jap
Jun 15th 2005
109
Menace II Society when Caine and O-dog beatdown Ilena's cousin...
Jun 16th 2005
111
When Johnny 5 got his ass beat in Short Circuit 2
Jul 06th 2005
112
i cried during that scene
Jul 06th 2005
113
mekhi phifer in Shaft- he did the damn shake and shit afterwards
Jul 06th 2005
114
RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history
Jul 07th 2005
115
THE WOODSMAN
Jul 07th 2005
116

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1. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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The Godfather - When Sonny whoops Carlo's ass in the street. Hit him with a trash can, and bit his fingers. Kicked him across the street into the fire hydrant.

Menace II Society -
"I think you better watch who you callin' a bitch, Potna."
"Well I think you better - " unloads a fury on him, and stomps the shit outta him.

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4. "ha!"
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>The Godfather - When Sonny whoops Carlo's ass in the street.
>Hit him with a trash can, and bit his fingers. Kicked him
>across the street into the fire hydrant.

Except for that one "punch" that misses Carlo's face by a good foot. His reaction and the sound effect make that part hilarious

One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo. Stmps the living shit out of him.

  

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7. "lol yeah it's impossible to take that scene seriously"
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since Sonny misses so badly

>One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl
>fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo. Stmps
>the living shit out of him.

yeah, I was watching that the other day. skates to the face. that's rough. plus she left him with a hard on.

  

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56. "RE: lol yeah it's impossible to take that scene seriously"
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>since Sonny misses so badly
>
>>One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl
>>fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo.
>Stmps
>>the living shit out of him.
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>yeah, I was watching that the other day. skates to the face.
>that's rough. plus she left him with a hard on.

I'm pretty sure dude went limp pretty quick after that 1st skate 2 the face

  

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25. "He missed the punch, but..."
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On one of the documentaries on the making of The Godfather, Caan talks about injuring dude that played Carlo in that fight scene and not really caring. So that missed punch was probably the only missed blow during that scene.

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79. "RE: He missed the punch, but..."
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I was thinking of that scene TOO haha. But I freakin forgot about that missed punch damn.... But this further proves wh yI believe James Caan is a real thug, alongside Deniro, Pacino, Fred Williamson, all the OGs! lmao


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96. "RE: He missed the punch, but..."
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i think the injuries came from the throwing of he dude into the garbage cans and over the fences, and sprawling him onto the pavement. i'm pretty sure most of those blows were cheoreographed. just the whole process was physical

  

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2. "they live was the first to come to mind"
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i love it. Seems like they couldn't stretch the film to 90 minutes and decided to just have the two of them beat the shit out of one another for 10 minutes.

I'll add the climactic battle of Master of the Flying Guillotine. Best finish ever.

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27. "RE: they live was the first to come to mind"
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What a great movie. Rowdy Roddy Piper and... Keith David wasn't it??

The episode of South Park when Timmy and Jimmy fought, their fight scene was modeled move for move after They Live



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71. "RE: they live was the first to come to mind"
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how about when Keith David beat that guy down with his wooden leg in Dead Presidents... funny

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74. "Yeah"
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I love Keith David. I even liked Men At Work 'cause of him


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46. "'They Live' is top 3, hands down. That shit was like 10 minutes"
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3. "The fight scene in True Romance"
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between Patricia Arquette and James Gandolfini. At first he is kicking the shit out of her until she kills him in the end. Great scene.

Ohhh, not to mention the great fight scene between Christian Slater and Gary Oldman (the pimp) in the same movie. Good stuff.

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13. "fuck ya"
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5. "Once Were Warriors"
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there's like three of 'em

Jake was a mean fuck

  

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35. "that first one though"
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lasts a total of about 6 seconds and was one of the most painful looking without actually showing any blood

  

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42. "that was the only good thing about that film"
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83. "you're fucking trippin'"
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6. "Young Guns"
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Billy the Kid and any dudes that tried to eff with him. Regulators!

  

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8. "Pootie Tang - The Gorilla Attack"
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Really one of the greatest movie scenes ever, period.

  

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9. "Pesci in Casino with that guy at the bar"
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"Is that a little girl Franky?" Is that a little fuckin girl?! What happened to the FUCKIN TOUGH GUY WHO TOLD MY FRIEND STICK IT UP HIS ASS?!"

  

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10. "Bad Boys (1983 w/Sean Penn)"
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pillow case of full soda cans. fucked Vicking and Tweety up

  

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11. "Fight Club: Edward Norton vs. Jared Leto"
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21. "Or: Edward Norton vs. Edward Norton"
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Smashing the furniture in his boss's office?

It's obviously not relevant to the movie at all, but that scene always makes me wonder if humans possess some reflex that would prevent them from kicking their own ass that thoroughly.

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91. "I think you're wrong here."
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>It's obviously not relevant to the movie at all,

Uh, since he WAS Tyler Durden, I'd say this was plenty relevent.

  

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94. "I've fumbled my punctuation"
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I actually meant that my question wasn't relevant to the movie.

You're very correct, though.

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12. "Raging Bull"
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Joe Pesci, Frank Vincent, car door

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14. "yeah Pesci and Vincent have an on going feud in Scorsese movies"
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Frank finally got his revenge in Casino

  

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26. "RE: yeah Pesci and Vincent have an on going feud in Scorsese movies"
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Frank gets fucked up in almost every thing he's in. Tony Soprano ran his ass into that garbage truck and then he got sent back to prison (thanks again, to Tony).
Maybe it's in his and Al Leong's contracts.

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17. "I'm a big fan of the slam-the-head-in-car-door move"
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also done to great effect in at least one of the Lethal Weapon movies.

  

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47. "perfected in Lock Stock"
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15. "i was thinking about making this post"
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i picked up this ultimate-fights dvd (http://www.ultimate-fights.com) and it brought back some memories.

I do have to go with ne_atl's avatar. Dude got rocked, owned, pwned, sonned, fucked up, whatever you wanna call it.

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16. "Clint Eastwood - Unforgiven"
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38. "my vote"
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I'm coming out now...any man I see, I'll kill 'em

Any man shoots at me, I'll kill him, his family, his friends and burn his fucking house down, hear?

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18. "Goodfellas- The Shinebox Scene"
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Also, from the Sopranos: Tony beats up George at Bada Bing for wasting too much ice. He beats him with the ice bucket, then tosses the bucket and says "conserve!", before walking away.

  

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57. "RE: Goodfellas- The Shinebox Scene"
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>Also, from the Sopranos: Tony beats up George at Bada Bing
>for wasting too much ice. He beats him with the ice bucket,
>then tosses the bucket and says "conserve!", before walking
>away.

He beat him w/ the phone pretty good as well when Georgy wasnt able 2 transfer over the call.

"Hello? Uh..hello?"

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70. "I was about to say, Tony stayed whuppin that dude's ass"
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81. "lol i was crackin up at this one yesterday"
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conserve! i always tell my friends that now when they try to throw away their food without eating it all...

  

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19. "What's Love Got to Do With It"
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Ike and Tina in the limo=classic

Cochise in Cooley High

Richard Pryor in Lady Sings the Blues

  

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20. "25th Hour"
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When the guy who played Roger Maris in 61* had to make Edward Norton ugly. Damn that was brutal.

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22. "Hands down: The Viper Assassination Squad & Bill vs. The Bride"
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... they beat her ass so bad, she lost a baby, was in a coma for 4 years, woke up and realized it was so fucked up that ALL of them had to go. What would make me do the same was the fact that Oren Ishii's cousin was just chillin on the celly while she was gettin stomped out and shot up.

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23. "Shoguns Assasin"
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When the Shogun sends his Samurai to arrest Ogami Itto.
As he slashes through all of them and begins his path to hell


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36. "That's a good one"
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--Maurice

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24. "Million Dollar Baby"
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when they slow white kid (who doesn't really fight) got in the ring with the other dude, and got totally killed until Morgan Freeman's character stepped in (sorry, bad with names)

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28. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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Some nice picks. Forgot about Rollergirls mad stomp.

Oldboy- The Hallway scene with hella dudes.

Fist of Legend-The classroom beatdown by Jet Li on multilple fools.

Druken Master II-The ultimate foot beatdown Jackie talks at the first half of the final fight. When I saw that, I was like fool has foot for days.

Irreversable-Most brutal revenge beat down I've seen. Fire extinguisher meets face. Of course what leads up to that is hard to see as well.

Untouchables-Roundtable meeting with Al Calpone discussing his love for baseball. A rat in his organization meets the wrong end of his bat.


  

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30. "huge f-in cosign on the OLDBOY hallway scene"
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that motherf*cka had knife in his back and was still whooping ass...lol

  

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39. "Hell, yeah! n/m"
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>that motherf*cka had knife in his back and was still whooping
>ass...lol


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61. "Fist of Legend"
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That fight scene was brutal as fuck. Dudes with dislocated parts lying all over the place

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29. "Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?"
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The Bride and Buck, The Bride and Budd, The House of the Blue Leaves Scene...hell, even the anime...there's a lot of asskicking going on in that movie.

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31. "RE: Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?"
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True. You forgot to mention how she beat the rapist with the door and took his ride. Brutal shit.

  

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58. "RE: Have we gotten this far without mentioning Kill Bill?"
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>True. You forgot to mention how she beat the rapist with the
>door and took his ride. Brutal shit.

The pocket knife 2 the achilles heel was the worse part.

  

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63. "That's Buck."
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It was the first thing that came to mind...cause the head in the door or cardoor gives me chills.

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76. "RE: That's Buck."
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>It was the first thing that came to mind...cause the head in
>the door or cardoor gives me chills.

The shit was funny in Kill Bill tho

  

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41. "Probably because it's female asskicking."
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I know how it is around here. lol

>The Bride and Buck, The Bride and Budd, The House of the Blue
>Leaves Scene...hell, even the anime...there's a lot of
>asskicking going on in that movie.


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45. "See post #22..."
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On OKp, my posts are invisible.

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55. "lol...sorry! n/m"
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64. "My bad."
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Its the lack of an avi that does it for ya.

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32. "Fax machine in Office Space. nm"
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40. "LOL...Good one! (It's a printer, though.) n/m"
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75. "that was my first thought."
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a classic.

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33. "KIDS son....."
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When Casper tee'd off on dudes face wit a skateboard then they gave him the beatdowns of all beatdowns....

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34. "Bruce Willis getting stomped in all 3 Die Hards"
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Spike Spiegel vs Vincent Volaju in Cowboy BeBop:The Movie.
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37. "Bruce Lee beating down Chuck Norris in Return of The Dragon"
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I hate Chuck Norris, but I wanted him to just stay down and say No Mas!


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49. "he completely OWNED chuck in the scene"
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he broke everything, legs, arms, then he killed him.

what did chuck do, make his nose bleed ro something....

damn shame what he did to chuck norris

  

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60. "I was going to say that one"
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I love the transition from Bruces fighting styles
First trying the traditional styles he grew up on, but getting beat. And switching to his fluid no style. And straight taking Chuck Norris the fuck out.


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43. "The Godfather: Sonny beating up Carlo in the street"
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And according to the dude who played Carlo, James Caan hit him legit with most of those shots.

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44. "Harold and Kumar"
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"...newark. maybe it's just hype. hey, look! a lame version of us!"
*beatdown*

  

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48. "Player's Club"
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Diamond & Ronni

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68. "i never seen a catfight that brutal before.."
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that was the best part of that movie hehe

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50. "Game of Death"
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Bruce v. Kareem. Good beatdown on both sides, since Kareem started out kicking Bruce from across the room.

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110. "RE: Game of Death"
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I like that part where Kareem holds Bruce's head in place and hits Bruce so hard that he can barely get up.

  

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51. "Denzel in Mo Better Blues"
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I didn't doubt for a minute that the beating they gave Denzel would make him lose his mind.
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52. "Jackie Chan getting wrecked by Hwang Jang Lee in Drunken Master..."
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I'm talking about the scene where Chan is drying his clothes on the fire and Lee comes along and tells him to move on. Chan promptly gets his ass schooled when he refuses. I really felt embarrassed for him.

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53. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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>3)Goodfellas- Henry beating down with a gun the fool who tried
>to pull a date rape on Karen.

Billy Batts got mopped up pretty good as well.

>4)Casino-Joe Pesci's character and brother getting whack in
>the desert. Still a painful scene for me to watch.
>5)American History X- Curb biting scene . Damn.

I cant even watch these 2.

  

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54. "The strikebusters scene in Hoffa"
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that shit's TOO realistic.

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59. "Way Of The Gun - Ryan Phillippe busts that shit talkin..."
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bitch in the mouth for talkin shit!

I was like damn, never thought he'd play a role like that!

LMAO at Benicio stompin on women's feet!

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82. "what does he say to her?"
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something like "bitch shut the fcuk up or i'll fuckstart your face"

  

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98. "You're close..."
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According to IMDB, the exact quote is: "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"

Great fucking scene. Actually, I didn't like the movie that much, save that scene and a few others.

  

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62. "The Last Dragon...."
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Am I the baddest? Sho nuff

if i dreamed natural
dreams of being a natural
woman doing what a woman
does when she's natural
i would have a revolution
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72. "RE: The Last Dragon...."
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i loved that movie...

"...those who watch you march to your death, will salute you..."
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65. "bronx tale"
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biker gang

  

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103. "Now you CAN'T leave."
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Classic.

  

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66. "the imaginary beatdown of ian in high fidelity."
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i crack the fuck up when dick grabs the air conditioner. they were getting their emo stomp on.

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67. "haahahaha he smashes the phone in his face.."
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teeth are flying everywhere..

that shit kills me everytime i see it hehe

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77. "I love the timing on the phone smash."
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69. "Ong Bak"
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Many a beatdown in that movie.

  

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87. "Yeah, i gotta go with this one, too"
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such a great martial arts flick

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92. "Elbows, knees & shins"
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I'm down to watch "Ong Bak" WHENEVER





  

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73. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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Marcellous Wallace and Butch in Pulp Fiction, the beat the hell out of each other...

Goldmouth beat the hell out of Ray (Eddie)in Life...
--see, he aint get my cornbread...

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80. "The beginning of 'Lean on Me'"
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before Joe Clarke shows up, some random teacher is trying to break up a fight in the hall, and ends up getting his head slammed repeatedly into the floor. Its a quick one, but that shit always disturbed me for some reason.

  

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84. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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some of mine:

ice cube vs devo in friday. he threw a brick at that motherfucker's face.

darth maul vs obi wan/qui gonn. padmi was like, uh yeah, well let you guys handle this. then they start disrobing. you know shit was on.

yoda vs count dooku. i waited a long time for that little motherfucker to get his lightsaber on.

r2d2 vs droid robots. didnt see that one coming. if he had jetpack abilities, why didnt he just fly over the swamp on degobah/everywhere else it would have come in handy?

neo vs morhpeus in the training cyberroom thing. i love that little "come hither" hand motion laurence uses.

the beatdown of greg kinnear in as good as it gets. what on earth was the point? they could have just run, but they were like, nah, robbing you after you were nice enough to pay me to paint my portrait wasn't enough, now it's time to fuck you up.

when we were kings. period

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85. "mos def on #4 and 5..."
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i always have to turn away

If somebody told me I had only one hour to live, I’d spend it choking a white man. I’d do it nice and slow."
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86. "Unleashed"
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the part where he kills the dude with 3 punches to the throat

  

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88. ""If that was you and that was Kane you got ur ass kicked""
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Menace 2 Society

  

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89. "Coffy"
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Coffy vs The Whores
She had razor blades in her afro!

  

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90. "Empire Strikes Back"
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when Luke goes back to face his dad, but he isn't ready.

and his pops is force throwing all that crap at him,
cuts off his hand,
and eventually, luke just tosses himself down that chute.


Luke caught an L on that one.

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93. "The Washington Square Park scene in "Kids""
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One can only imagine what a set of skateboards trucks to the bridge of the nose would feel like

  

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95. "Sandra Oh in Sideways"
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She fucked up Thomas Haden Church with a motorcycle helmet. I was shocked how badly she messed his face up.

  

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99. "good one"
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the sounds he makes when she's beating on him crack me up. It helps that he's out of frame at the time.

  

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97. "Office Space"
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105. "COSIGN!!!"
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lol.

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100. "BARRY LYNDON vs. his stepson. and Trainspotting"
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The bit when Barry Lyndon's throwing a party with all the aristocrats to try and secure his knighthood, and his stepson calls him out in front of everyone for the scumbag that he is. And he just loses it and unleashes the most brutal kidney blow of all time

and in Trainspotting when Begby glezzies that guy with his pint glass, because he bumped into him with a drink.

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101. "Edward Norton"
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vs. Himself 'Fight Club'

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102. "Snatch"
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brad pitt getting his ass whooped then coming back in the end.

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104. "Raising Arizona"
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When Nic Cage is batteling the Warthog from Hell aka Randall "Tex" Cobb.

Cage was gettin beatin all over the bank, and just pulled the pins from dudes grenades. Classic


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106. "Ivan Drago vs. Apollo Creed"
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107. "If he dies, he dies"
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LOL

  

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108. "Unleashed had some good beatdowns too."
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109. "donnie brasco and crew fucking up the jap"
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in the bathroom

  

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111. "Menace II Society when Caine and O-dog beatdown Ilena's cousin..."
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they stomped the shit out of that fool.

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112. "When Johnny 5 got his ass beat in Short Circuit 2"
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you know when the robot was like "I'm alive". Brought tears to my eyes. Robocop got his ass kicked by E-2O9 in Robocop and by the gang in Robocop 2.

DAMN!

  

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113. "i cried during that scene"
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i've also killed three men w/ my bare hands
so it balances out

  

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114. "mekhi phifer in Shaft- he did the damn shake and shit afterwards"
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shit was sad

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115. "RE: The Greatest Beatdowns in movie history"
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Uh, every other scene in Sin City (especially w/Marv)

  

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116. "THE WOODSMAN"
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Just cause you wait the whole movie to see Bacon fuck that dude up, and not to mention the movie gets its title from that one moment.

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