In honor of Ne_atl avi(the Bruce Lee fight scene in Enter the Dragon where he beats down the dude who tried to rape his sister) I want to have some fun and what you folks think are the greatest beatdowns. And the beatdowns don't necessarily have to be by the hero, villians can get their props too.

Mine:

1)Enter the Dragon-the whole movie , Bruce just fucks fools up in that flick.
2)They Live- The ten minute fight scene. Enough said
3)Goodfellas- Henry beating down with a gun the fool who tried to pull a date rape on Karen.
4)Casino-Joe Pesci's character and brother getting whack in the desert. Still a painful scene for me to watch.
5)American History X- Curb biting scene . Damn.
6)Fight Club-Enough said

The Godfather - When Sonny whoops Carlo's ass in the street. Hit him with a trash can, and bit his fingers. Kicked him across the street into the fire hydrant.

Menace II Society -
"I think you better watch who you callin' a bitch, Potna."
"Well I think you better - " unloads a fury on him, and stomps the shit outta him.

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>The Godfather - When Sonny whoops Carlo's ass in the street.
>Hit him with a trash can, and bit his fingers. Kicked him
>across the street into the fire hydrant.

Except for that one "punch" that misses Carlo's face by a good foot. His reaction and the sound effect make that part hilarious

One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo. Stmps the living shit out of him.

since Sonny misses so badly

>One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl
>fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo. Stmps
>the living shit out of him.

yeah, I was watching that the other day. skates to the face. that's rough. plus she left him with a hard on.

>since Sonny misses so badly
>
>>One of the hardest to watch beatdowns is when Rollergirl
>>fucked up that dude after he got booted out of the limo.
>Stmps
>>the living shit out of him.
>
>yeah, I was watching that the other day. skates to the face.
>that's rough. plus she left him with a hard on.

I'm pretty sure dude went limp pretty quick after that 1st skate 2 the face

On one of the documentaries on the making of The Godfather, Caan talks about injuring dude that played Carlo in that fight scene and not really caring. So that missed punch was probably the only missed blow during that scene.

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I was thinking of that scene TOO haha. But I freakin forgot about that missed punch damn.... But this further proves wh yI believe James Caan is a real thug, alongside Deniro, Pacino, Fred Williamson, all the OGs! lmao


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i think the injuries came from the throwing of he dude into the garbage cans and over the fences, and sprawling him onto the pavement. i'm pretty sure most of those blows were cheoreographed. just the whole process was physical

i love it. Seems like they couldn't stretch the film to 90 minutes and decided to just have the two of them beat the shit out of one another for 10 minutes.

I'll add the climactic battle of Master of the Flying Guillotine. Best finish ever.

What a great movie. Rowdy Roddy Piper and... Keith David wasn't it??

The episode of South Park when Timmy and Jimmy fought, their fight scene was modeled move for move after They Live



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how about when Keith David beat that guy down with his wooden leg in Dead Presidents... funny

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lol

between Patricia Arquette and James Gandolfini. At first he is kicking the shit out of her until she kills him in the end. Great scene.

Ohhh, not to mention the great fight scene between Christian Slater and Gary Oldman (the pimp) in the same movie. Good stuff.

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lasts a total of about 6 seconds and was one of the most painful looking without actually showing any blood

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Billy the Kid and any dudes that tried to eff with him. Regulators!

Really one of the greatest movie scenes ever, period.

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Smashing the furniture in his boss's office?

It's obviously not relevant to the movie at all, but that scene always makes me wonder if humans possess some reflex that would prevent them from kicking their own ass that thoroughly.

>It's obviously not relevant to the movie at all,

Uh, since he WAS Tyler Durden, I'd say this was plenty relevent.

I actually meant that my question wasn't relevant to the movie.

You're very correct, though.

Joe Pesci, Frank Vincent, car door

Frank finally got his revenge in Casino

Frank gets fucked up in almost every thing he's in. Tony Soprano ran his ass into that garbage truck and then he got sent back to prison (thanks again, to Tony).
Maybe it's in his and Al Leong's contracts.

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also done to great effect in at least one of the Lethal Weapon movies.

with the slo-mo bird's eye
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i picked up this ultimate-fights dvd (http://www.ultimate-fights.com) and it brought back some memories.

I do have to go with ne_atl's avatar. Dude got rocked, owned, pwned, sonned, fucked up, whatever you wanna call it.

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I'm coming out now...any man I see, I'll kill 'em

Any man shoots at me, I'll kill him, his family, his friends and burn his fucking house down, hear?

Also, from the Sopranos: Tony beats up George at Bada Bing for wasting too much ice. He beats him with the ice bucket, then tosses the bucket and says "conserve!", before walking away.

>Also, from the Sopranos: Tony beats up George at Bada Bing
>for wasting too much ice. He beats him with the ice bucket,
>then tosses the bucket and says "conserve!", before walking
>away.

He beat him w/ the phone pretty good as well when Georgy wasnt able 2 transfer over the call.

"Hello? Uh..hello?"

"YOU PRESS HOLD YA DUMBFUCK!"

conserve! i always tell my friends that now when they try to throw away their food without eating it all...

Ike and Tina in the limo=classic

Cochise in Cooley High

Richard Pryor in Lady Sings the Blues

When the guy who played Roger Maris in 61* had to make Edward Norton ugly. Damn that was brutal.

... they beat her ass so bad, she lost a baby, was in a coma for 4 years, woke up and realized it was so fucked up that ALL of them had to go. What would make me do the same was the fact that Oren Ishii's cousin was just chillin on the celly while she was gettin stomped out and shot up.

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When the Shogun sends his Samurai to arrest Ogami Itto.
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when they slow white kid (who doesn't really fight) got in the ring with the other dude, and got totally killed until Morgan Freeman's character stepped in (sorry, bad with names)

Some nice picks. Forgot about Rollergirls mad stomp.

Oldboy- The Hallway scene with hella dudes.

Fist of Legend-The classroom beatdown by Jet Li on multilple fools.

Druken Master II-The ultimate foot beatdown Jackie talks at the first half of the final fight. When I saw that, I was like fool has foot for days.

Irreversable-Most brutal revenge beat down I've seen. Fire extinguisher meets face. Of course what leads up to that is hard to see as well.

Untouchables-Roundtable meeting with Al Calpone discussing his love for baseball. A rat in his organization meets the wrong end of his bat.

that motherf*cka had knife in his back and was still whooping ass...lol

>that motherf*cka had knife in his back and was still whooping
>ass...lol


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That fight scene was brutal as fuck. Dudes with dislocated parts lying all over the place

The Bride and Buck, The Bride and Budd, The House of the Blue Leaves Scene...hell, even the anime...there's a lot of asskicking going on in that movie.

True. You forgot to mention how she beat the rapist with the door and took his ride. Brutal shit.

>True. You forgot to mention how she beat the rapist with the
>door and took his ride. Brutal shit.

The pocket knife 2 the achilles heel was the worse part.

It was the first thing that came to mind...cause the head in the door or cardoor gives me chills.

>It was the first thing that came to mind...cause the head in
>the door or cardoor gives me chills.

The shit was funny in Kill Bill tho

I know how it is around here. lol

>The Bride and Buck, The Bride and Budd, The House of the Blue
>Leaves Scene...hell, even the anime...there's a lot of
>asskicking going on in that movie.


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a classic.

When Casper tee'd off on dudes face wit a skateboard then they gave him the beatdowns of all beatdowns....

Spike Spiegel vs Vincent Volaju in Cowboy BeBop:The Movie.
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he broke everything, legs, arms, then he killed him.

what did chuck do, make his nose bleed ro something....

damn shame what he did to chuck norris

I love the transition from Bruces fighting styles
First trying the traditional styles he grew up on, but getting beat. And switching to his fluid no style. And straight taking Chuck Norris the fuck out.


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And according to the dude who played Carlo, James Caan hit him legit with most of those shots.

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*beatdown*

Diamond & Ronni

that was the best part of that movie hehe

Bruce v. Kareem. Good beatdown on both sides, since Kareem started out kicking Bruce from across the room.

I like that part where Kareem holds Bruce's head in place and hits Bruce so hard that he can barely get up.

I didn't doubt for a minute that the beating they gave Denzel would make him lose his mind.
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I'm talking about the scene where Chan is drying his clothes on the fire and Lee comes along and tells him to move on. Chan promptly gets his ass schooled when he refuses. I really felt embarrassed for him.

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>3)Goodfellas- Henry beating down with a gun the fool who tried
>to pull a date rape on Karen.

Billy Batts got mopped up pretty good as well.

>4)Casino-Joe Pesci's character and brother getting whack in
>the desert. Still a painful scene for me to watch.
>5)American History X- Curb biting scene . Damn.

I cant even watch these 2.

that shit's TOO realistic.

bitch in the mouth for talkin shit!

I was like damn, never thought he'd play a role like that!

LMAO at Benicio stompin on women's feet!

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something like "bitch shut the fcuk up or i'll fuckstart your face"

According to IMDB, the exact quote is: "Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"

Great fucking scene. Actually, I didn't like the movie that much, save that scene and a few others.

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i loved that movie...

biker gang

Classic.

i crack the fuck up when dick grabs the air conditioner. they were getting their emo stomp on.

teeth are flying everywhere..

that shit kills me everytime i see it hehe

Many a beatdown in that movie.

such a great martial arts flick

I'm down to watch "Ong Bak" WHENEVER

Marcellous Wallace and Butch in Pulp Fiction, the beat the hell out of each other...

Goldmouth beat the hell out of Ray (Eddie)in Life...
--see, he aint get my cornbread...

before Joe Clarke shows up, some random teacher is trying to break up a fight in the hall, and ends up getting his head slammed repeatedly into the floor. Its a quick one, but that shit always disturbed me for some reason.

some of mine:

ice cube vs devo in friday. he threw a brick at that motherfucker's face.

darth maul vs obi wan/qui gonn. padmi was like, uh yeah, well let you guys handle this. then they start disrobing. you know shit was on.

yoda vs count dooku. i waited a long time for that little motherfucker to get his lightsaber on.

r2d2 vs droid robots. didnt see that one coming. if he had jetpack abilities, why didnt he just fly over the swamp on degobah/everywhere else it would have come in handy?

neo vs morhpeus in the training cyberroom thing. i love that little "come hither" hand motion laurence uses.

the beatdown of greg kinnear in as good as it gets. what on earth was the point? they could have just run, but they were like, nah, robbing you after you were nice enough to pay me to paint my portrait wasn't enough, now it's time to fuck you up.

when we were kings. period

rick

i always have to turn away

the part where he kills the dude with 3 punches to the throat

Menace 2 Society

Coffy vs The Whores
She had razor blades in her afro!

when Luke goes back to face his dad, but he isn't ready.

and his pops is force throwing all that crap at him,
cuts off his hand,
and eventually, luke just tosses himself down that chute.


Luke caught an L on that one.

One can only imagine what a set of skateboards trucks to the bridge of the nose would feel like

She fucked up Thomas Haden Church with a motorcycle helmet. I was shocked how badly she messed his face up.

the sounds he makes when she's beating on him crack me up. It helps that he's out of frame at the time.

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lol.

The bit when Barry Lyndon's throwing a party with all the aristocrats to try and secure his knighthood, and his stepson calls him out in front of everyone for the scumbag that he is. And he just loses it and unleashes the most brutal kidney blow of all time

and in Trainspotting when Begby glezzies that guy with his pint glass, because he bumped into him with a drink.

vs. Himself 'Fight Club'

brad pitt getting his ass whooped then coming back in the end.

When Nic Cage is batteling the Warthog from Hell aka Randall "Tex" Cobb.

Cage was gettin beatin all over the bank, and just pulled the pins from dudes grenades. Classic


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LOL

in the bathroom

they stomped the shit out of that fool.

you know when the robot was like "I'm alive". Brought tears to my eyes. Robocop got his ass kicked by E-2O9 in Robocop and by the gang in Robocop 2.

i've also killed three men w/ my bare hands
so it balances out

shit was sad

Uh, every other scene in Sin City (especially w/Marv)

Just cause you wait the whole movie to see Bacon fuck that dude up, and not to mention the movie gets its title from that one moment.