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southphillyman
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"WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN?"
Thu May-26-05 07:59 PM by southphillyman

  

          

apparently he is a few hours of training away from being a full fledge cop
he will be on the undercover unit,wtf?
i see this nigga getting killed in a few years in a busted drug buy
shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke, can u dig it?
drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
*gunshots*

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Aight.
May 26th 2005
1
i just died
May 26th 2005
2
Instant Archive
May 26th 2005
3
lmao @ the convo
May 26th 2005
4
Fuck Tha Police
May 26th 2005
5
MIAMI LIFE INDEED!
May 27th 2005
29
mercy
May 26th 2005
6
*dead*
May 26th 2005
7
lol
May 26th 2005
8
LMFAO!
May 26th 2005
9
LMAO
May 26th 2005
10
Mugfucker you Shaq...LOLOLOL
May 27th 2005
11
not an actual undercover 'on the beat' cop..just backgroudn cop work
May 27th 2005
12
hitting us off with the obvious
May 27th 2005
13
the eyecandy is your avy is your saving grace
May 27th 2005
14
RE: WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN?
May 27th 2005
15
mugfucka you shaq!
May 27th 2005
16
I CALL THIS FOR MY SIG!
May 27th 2005
17
LOL!
May 27th 2005
18
it's not nearly as entertaining (or funny) as it sounds
May 27th 2005
19
*buys crate of tomatoes*
May 27th 2005
20
lmao @ twism
May 27th 2005
21
what sound effect will his .9 make?
May 27th 2005
22
nah, it'll go BOOM SHAQALAQALAQA!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 01st 2005
38
I know y'all just pictured Shaq dressed like a crack head
May 27th 2005
23
I just pictured him doing the Biggums dance
May 27th 2005
27
This officially tops
May 27th 2005
24
Whoa whoa whoa, think before you post.
May 27th 2005
26
so many greats to choose from...
Jun 01st 2005
37
i had laughed really loud. n/m
May 27th 2005
25
LOL, omg, i am fired.
May 27th 2005
28
oh shit....lmao
May 28th 2005
30
somebody called kobe a snitch??
May 28th 2005
31
im still laughing
May 28th 2005
32
EXCLUSIVE PIC OF SHAQ ON A UNDERCOVER RUN
May 28th 2005
33
SPM, ladies and gentlemen
May 28th 2005
34
lmao
May 29th 2005
35
wow
Jun 01st 2005
36
I just got in trouble at work because of this post.
Jun 01st 2005
39

Beezo
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1. "Aight."
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your Shaq dialogue made me laugh, but you're probably right.

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2. "i just died"
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>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke,
>can u dig it?
>drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
>*gunshots*

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

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3. "Instant Archive"
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nm

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daskap
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4. "lmao @ the convo"
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i'm in a computer lab and i got niggas lookin at me crazy now

  

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CommonMethod
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5. "Fuck Tha Police"
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n/m

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29. "MIAMI LIFE INDEED!"
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6. "mercy"
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i'm crying over here

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7. "*dead*"
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8. "lol"
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9. "LMFAO!"
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>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke,
>can u dig it?
>drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
>*gunshots*

  

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RawLA
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Thu May-26-05 10:37 PM

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10. "LMAO"
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can u dig it?

motherfucka, u shaq

HAHAHA




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LA2Philly
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11. "Mugfucker you Shaq...LOLOLOL"
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O man, hilarious.

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Lord_Vingtune
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12. "not an actual undercover 'on the beat' cop..just backgroudn cop work"
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he will do it..he's already got licenses and stuff and has taken training. Sometimes he rides out with the cops in MIA too. HE too famous to be an actual on the street undercover cop tho

  

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13. "hitting us off with the obvious"
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>HE too famous to be an actual on the street undercover
>cop tho

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ConcreteCharlie
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14. "the eyecandy is your avy is your saving grace"
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i am pretty sure that is what he was getting at and what people were laughing at...

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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NYC upt JUX
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15. "RE: WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN?"
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>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke, can u dig it?
drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
*gunshots* <


that's some funny shit.

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16. "mugfucka you shaq!"
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17. "I CALL THIS FOR MY SIG!"
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18. "LOL!"
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19. "it's not nearly as entertaining (or funny) as it sounds"
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Fri May-27-05 08:23 AM by nabi

  

          

Shaq is going "undercover" on the internet looking for child molesters and such. from that standpoint ANYBODY can be undercover on the internet)

of course, Shaq being Shaq, he'll prolly says som'n stupid.

"uhhh, this is Shaq, uhhhh Shaquilleta. uhhh, basically, uhhh, basically are you trying to put some TWISM in my 14 year old p***y, CAN YOU DIG IT?!"

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20. "*buys crate of tomatoes*"
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*turns on pitching machine*

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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southphillyman
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21. "lmao @ twism"
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lol

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22. "what sound effect will his .9 make?"
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most go "bang bang!" or "buck buck"

but his shit will go "Kazaam!!"

yep

  

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38. "nah, it'll go BOOM SHAQALAQALAQA!!!!!!!!!!"
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23. "I know y'all just pictured Shaq dressed like a crack head"
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That's why I laughed.

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27. "I just pictured him doing the Biggums dance"
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he needs to do that shit for real now.

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24. "This officially tops"
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AI IS THE GOAT as the best SPM post ever.

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26. "Whoa whoa whoa, think before you post."
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37. "so many greats to choose from..."
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why pick a favorite? it's like michael bolton's song catalog (and no i didnt mean that seriously for the one wise ass who hasnt seen office space).

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25. "i had laughed really loud. n/m"
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28. "LOL, omg, i am fired."
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30. "oh shit....lmao"
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31. "somebody called kobe a snitch??"
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uh-huh...

Kobe ain't the Police though....lol.

  

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32. "im still laughing"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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33. "EXCLUSIVE PIC OF SHAQ ON A UNDERCOVER RUN"
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34. "SPM, ladies and gentlemen"
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35. "lmao"
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FUCK Mike Piazza

I catch DUNNT no-hitters.

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36. "wow"
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Wed Jun-01-05 12:18 AM by soul creator

  

          

i'm literally in tears, and my stomach hurts. hahahaha

ok why am I just now noticing the can you dig it part? LOL

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39. "I just got in trouble at work because of this post."
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I was in a meeting....my mind wandered....all of a sudden I couldn't stop smiling like I just found out some chick in my class checked "yes" and shit! How embarassing.

  

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