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| Topic subject | WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN? |
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21140, WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN?
Posted by southphillyman, Thu May-26-05 07:58 PM
apparently he is a few hours of training away from being a full fledge cop
he will be on the undercover unit,wtf?
i see this nigga getting killed in a few years in a busted drug buy
shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke, can u dig it?
drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
*gunshots*
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21141, Aight.
Posted by Beezo, Thu May-26-05 08:07 PM
your Shaq dialogue made me laugh, but you're probably right.
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21142, i just died
Posted by KosherSam, Thu May-26-05 08:15 PM
>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke,
>can u dig it?
>drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
>*gunshots*
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21143, Instant Archive
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Thu May-26-05 08:17 PM
nm
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21144, lmao @ the convo
Posted by daskap, Thu May-26-05 08:43 PM
i'm in a computer lab and i got niggas lookin at me crazy now
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21145, Fuck Tha Police
Posted by CommonMethod, Thu May-26-05 08:48 PM
n/m
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21146, MIAMI LIFE INDEED!
Posted by melmag, Fri May-27-05 11:52 PM
.
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Oluwaseun
you cocker spaniel dogs cant fuck with our catalog
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21147, mercy
Posted by dula dibiasi, Thu May-26-05 08:59 PM
i'm crying over here
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21148, *dead*
Posted by MothershipConnection, Thu May-26-05 09:27 PM
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21149, lol
Posted by , Thu May-26-05 09:40 PM
"there is more goin on in the world that goes beyond r. kelly on bet" - Jack Davey
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21150, LMFAO!
Posted by Mynoriti, Thu May-26-05 09:44 PM
>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke,
>can u dig it?
>drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
>*gunshots*
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21151, LMAO
Posted by RawLA, Thu May-26-05 10:37 PM
can u dig it?
motherfucka, u shaq
HAHAHA
<- so good, they had to name a lake after him.
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21152, Mugfucker you Shaq...LOLOLOL
Posted by LA2Philly, Fri May-27-05 12:12 AM
O man, hilarious.
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21153, not an actual undercover 'on the beat' cop..just backgroudn cop work
Posted by Lord_Vingtune, Fri May-27-05 12:21 AM
he will do it..he's already got licenses and stuff and has taken training. Sometimes he rides out with the cops in MIA too. HE too famous to be an actual on the street undercover cop tho
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21154, hitting us off with the obvious
Posted by will_5198, Fri May-27-05 12:27 AM
>HE too famous to be an actual on the street undercover
>cop tho
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21155, the eyecandy is your avy is your saving grace
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Fri May-27-05 12:30 AM
i am pretty sure that is what he was getting at and what people were laughing at...
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21156, RE: WILL SHAQ BE THE NEXT TILLMAN?
Posted by NYC upt JUX, Fri May-27-05 12:42 AM
>shaq in undercover cop role: where can i get a kilo of coke, can u dig it?
drug dealer: mugfucker you shaq
*gunshots* <
that's some funny shit.
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21157, mugfucka you shaq!
Posted by J_Stew, Fri May-27-05 01:17 AM
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21158, I CALL THIS FOR MY SIG!
Posted by Ryan M, Fri May-27-05 02:39 AM
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21159, LOL!
Posted by tonywashington, Fri May-27-05 07:59 AM
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21160, it's not nearly as entertaining (or funny) as it sounds
Posted by nabi, Fri May-27-05 08:22 AM
Shaq is going "undercover" on the internet looking for child molesters and such. from that standpoint ANYBODY can be undercover on the internet)
of course, Shaq being Shaq, he'll prolly says som'n stupid.
"uhhh, this is Shaq, uhhhh Shaquilleta. uhhh, basically, uhhh, basically are you trying to put some TWISM in my 14 year old p***y, CAN YOU DIG IT?!"
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21161, *buys crate of tomatoes*
Posted by KosherSam, Fri May-27-05 10:54 AM
*turns on pitching machine*
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21162, lmao @ twism
Posted by southphillyman, Fri May-27-05 11:22 AM
lol
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21163, what sound effect will his .9 make?
Posted by Spread, Fri May-27-05 11:30 AM
most go "bang bang!" or "buck buck"
but his shit will go "Kazaam!!"
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21164, nah, it'll go BOOM SHAQALAQALAQA!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Invisiblist, Wed Jun-01-05 02:49 AM
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21165, I know y'all just pictured Shaq dressed like a crack head
Posted by Frank Longo, Fri May-27-05 12:08 PM
That's why I laughed.
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21166, I just pictured him doing the Biggums dance
Posted by magilla vanilla, Fri May-27-05 05:05 PM
he needs to do that shit for real now.
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21167, This officially tops
Posted by Marauder21, Fri May-27-05 02:36 PM
AI IS THE GOAT as the best SPM post ever.
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21168, Whoa whoa whoa, think before you post.
Posted by Frank Longo, Fri May-27-05 03:04 PM
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21169, so many greats to choose from...
Posted by ConcreteCharlie, Wed Jun-01-05 12:56 AM
why pick a favorite? it's like michael bolton's song catalog (and no i didnt mean that seriously for the one wise ass who hasnt seen office space).
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21170, i had laughed really loud. n/m
Posted by bakari7, Fri May-27-05 02:59 PM
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21171, LOL, omg, i am fired.
Posted by Instant_Vintage, Fri May-27-05 06:04 PM
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21172, oh shit....lmao
Posted by Mic_Specialist, Sat May-28-05 12:26 AM
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21173, somebody called kobe a snitch??
Posted by Warren Coolidge, Sat May-28-05 12:28 AM
uh-huh...
Kobe ain't the Police though....lol.
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21174, im still laughing
Posted by KosherSam, Sat May-28-05 01:11 AM
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21175, EXCLUSIVE PIC OF SHAQ ON A UNDERCOVER RUN
Posted by jose3030, Sat May-28-05 02:42 PM
http://www.3030radio.com/pics/pages/image258.html
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21176, SPM, ladies and gentlemen
Posted by Zeno, Sat May-28-05 06:20 PM
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21177, lmao
Posted by Mackey Sasser, Sun May-29-05 02:53 AM
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21178, wow
Posted by soul creator, Wed Jun-01-05 12:17 AM
i'm literally in tears, and my stomach hurts. hahahaha
ok why am I just now noticing the can you dig it part? LOL
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WESTWOOD ONLINE BITCHES!
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21179, I just got in trouble at work because of this post.
Posted by Invisiblist, Wed Jun-01-05 01:29 PM
I was in a meeting....my mind wandered....all of a sudden I couldn't stop smiling like I just found out some chick in my class checked "yes" and shit! How embarassing.
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