I was watching Inside last night and heard the Jet's (a decent nickname it itself) new label for T-Mac:

"He's the Problem Child, cuz he gives everyone problems."

Straight up genius. A lot of good nicknames come from Jet. It seems like there's more golden ones in the L than I can ever remember. What's everybody's (current) faves? (Doesn't have to be a player)

Some of mine:

1. Shawn "Matrix" Marion (thanks again Kenny)
2. Blue (Aaron McKie. Anyone know what it means?)
3. The Truth
4. The Glove (forever classic)
5. Antonio McNugget
6. Sam-I-Am
7. Big Fundamentals (beat's all of Shaq's Big-____ nicknames)
8. Stevie Franchise
9. Half-man (best when Half-amazing is implied, not said)
10. Team name: Klipper Kids.

Also, any nicknames of your own that you find yourself calling players and no one knows what the f*** you talkin' bout?

My own:

1. Nick Van-Exelot (Sounds better when you say it)
2. The Marshall Plan (Donyell)
3. "Da Fonz"-O Ellis (ha)
4. Lockdown (George Lynch)
5. Sheetrock (Jason Terry, cuz he's just so SMOOTH!)

Holla Back

Here are some that my boys and I use on a regular basis:

V- Funk- Vitaly Potapenko
KG (the original)- Kendall Gill
Legalize Kemp- Shawn Kemp
Vlade Dadi- Vlade Divac

damn, mind went blank, i'll come back with more.
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Now that is funny.

Well I like to call George Lynch "Half Head". If you look at the back of his head, it looks like a chunk is missing due to the way it slopes. Kevin Olie is "Guy Smiley" or "Shit Face". My girl likes to call Eric Snow "Lil'boy" because he got that babyface. Reggie Miller "Jack-O" because he looks like a Jack-O-Latern.

Wally Sczerbiak has two rap names:

"Oochie" Wally

and Sippin On a 'Sczerb'

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Chocolate Thunder(Darryl Dawkins)

"If we don't meet no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, and don't be late..." Jimi Hendrix

I call Corliss Williamson, Scoreless
Nick Van Exel, Trick Van Ankle (when he stayed bruk up)
Nick Anderson, another Trick

I like the "Buckets", the nickname the Suns gave to Tony Delk becuz of his scoring....oh yeah and the Suns have "Socks" for Elliot Perry for obvious reasons

In Orlando they call him Brick Anderson. We also call Sam Perkins Perkinstein. And Greg Ostertag Osterpig. Anyone ever seen Chris Tucker do impressions of Ewing as King Kong or Sam Cassell as a Pteradactyl? Classic.

One,
BTW

The old school had the best fucking names in ANY league,
FOR EXAMPLE:

AT THE no 1 SPOT,
WORLD BE FREE
(c'mon yo, you KNOW you got game when you're nicknamed in a GLOBAL context)

CLYDE,
THE DOCTOR,
MAGIC,
PISTOL PETE,
THE ICEMAN-my favorite,
(ALL of the above are so fucking classic it's ridiculous)

THE GLYDE,

WILT THE STILT,

THE G.O.A.T.,

My fave recent joints:
ZO
GRANMAMA
BIG FUNDAMENTALS
THE KID (I THINK THAT KOBE SHOULDA KEPT THIS ONE)
MIGHTY MOUSE(SEZ IT ALL)

PERSONAL NICKS:
HEISMANN-CHARLIE WARD
MY BAD GUYS-SCOTT POLLARD
(Now hold on a sec, there's a technique to this one. What you do is, while watching a KINGS game, wait for Scott Pollard to fuck up, because let's face it guys, HE WILL. So you's wait for him to stink up the court and then holla it in funny fashion

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Jordan = "Money"
that's tight.

JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH(This will 4ever be his name)
THE MAILMAN
STARBURY(This one works in SOOO many ways)
THE ADMIRAL
DOMINIQUE THE FREAK (I like this one better than the other one)

Personals:
Monkeyman-Patrick Ewing
UnconVINCEd-Carter
Alien-Reggie Miller

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>STARBURY(This one works in SOOO many
>ways)

i think Stephon Me-bury works better.

The Answer...I likes me that one
C-Webb...
White chocolate...thats a instant classic
Im feelin the Ice Man
Bump and thump was the sh*t when Charles and Rick Mahorn played together
Big Mac...

The Hick from French Lick is still the funniest to me

But I always like the Dream since it sounds so fly even though it implied that he gave the opposition nightmares. There used to be this guy who played for the Rockets with Hakeem nicknamed Cornbread. His game was really ugly and he labored as he went to the basket...but he had hustle.

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"Observe the ugly mess which most men make of their sex lives-and observe the mess of contradictions which they hold as their moral philosophy. One proceeds from the other. Love is our response to our highest values-and can be nothing else. Let a man corrupt his values and his view of existence, let him profess that love is not self-enjoyment, but self denial, that virtue consists, not of pride, but of pity or pain or weakness or sacrifice, that the noblest love is born, not of admiration, but of charity, not in response to values, but in response to flaws-and he will have cut himself in two. His body will not obey him, it will not respond, it will make him impotent toward the woman he professes to love and draw him to the lowest type of whore he can find. His body will always follow the ultimate logic of his deepest convictions; if he believes that flaws are values, he has damned existence as evil and only the evil will attact him. He has damned himself and he will feel that depravity is all he is worth enjoying. He has equated virtue with pain and he will feel that his body has vicious desires of its own which his mind cannot conquer, that sex is sin, that true love is a pure emotion of spirit. And then he will wonder why lover brings him nothing but boredom, and sex-nothing but shame." -taken from 'Atlas Shrugged' by Ayn Rand

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The phrase hollered whenever he hit one.

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Mal

"i'm not a hate monger. i'm more of a hate...SPECIALIST"

i've always thought that the illest

& u can't beat jesus

& who's t-mac???






























sister sisters
i know u're watching me
there are alot of {games} reachin for u constantly
when u think u're grown
u enter the unknown
baby
check...yo'self
brace...yo'self
protect...yo'self
face...yo'self

~mayfield

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goddess; small g.

First, the derrogatory ones:

Doug "0-for-10"
Ason Kidd (no J)
Juwannabe Howard





Keynote, original lurker since 1990-whatever. Now that Angie gave me back my name, I can post with impunity.

And soon, I'll be wearing the new shoes.

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LOL@ Juwannabe Howard and Ason (No J) Kidd!

Who is Doug?

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents ain't even met yet!" -Big L(RIP)

sister sisters
i know u're watching me
there are alot of {games} reachin for u constantly
when u think u're grown
u enter the unknown
baby
check...yo'self
brace...yo'self
protect...yo'self
face...yo'self

~mayfield

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Kamikaze Genes
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goddess; small g.

Tracy McGrady. Only the brightest new star in the NBA sky.

T-Mac,
T-Money,
T-Peso,
Problem Child,
Sleepy,
The Big Sleep,
T McG's,
Whatever.

Also I heard that Kenny thing about the Bucks bench being loose change. Not bad. I especially love when he goes,

"Makes bucks in Milwaukee!!! They call him Sam, cuz he can sell!!!

Cracks me up. Also, I loved when Ainge called Big Shawn Bradley's nasty stuff of Donyell Marshall "Smothered Chicken". Funny ish. Ainge can be a jerk sometimes, but he's pretty funny, too.

just ain't never heard that t-mac thing





sister sisters
i know u're watching me
there are alot of {games} reachin for u constantly
when u think u're grown
u enter the unknown
baby
check...yo'self
brace...yo'self
protect...yo'self
face...yo'self

~mayfield


~as told to me~
kameryn: why'd joi spank me???
mother: because u'd said somethin u shouldn't have...that's not a nice thing to say...u can't say things like that to ppl
kameryn: she shouldn't have hit me...i called her a two dollar HOLE...not HOE*

*courtesy of "kingdom come"

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Kamikaze Genes
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goddess; small g.

with them googly ass eyes. . . he looking at everything all at once. love.

Sam Perkins

"If we don't meet no more in this world, I'll meet you in the next one, and don't be late..." Jimi Hendrix

(did i spell that right?) 17 responses on the best nbs nicknames...and no round mound of rebound.

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That says it all

I like The Answer too, along with the Iceman
Shaq's got some funny ones, I like The Daddy

But the best nickname in sports belongs to Wayne Gretzky- no name is messin with "The Great One"

Peace
Rex

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

I heard a ref call Rasheed "Wack"

"Back up Wack b-4 I T you up"
That was ill
Spud
Human Highlight
I got some more later

The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. -- William Shakespeare

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i would give my left nut to be named Magic, AFTER MY GAME?

fuck it man....nothing is close to that

PEACE

Remember when Chuck Person was The Rifleman? That was hard-core.

Also, was Oakley once referred to, as Oak Tree? I remember a Nike commercial from when I was a kid, with NBA players showing dance steps. One was called the Oak Tree and the guy just stood there stationary and threw shit back down. Don't think it was him, but would love to know who. Anyone remember the ad?

"Moochie" Norris- (Houston Rockets)
the old "Bruise Brothers"- Rick Mahorn & Bill Laimbeer
"Spliff" Robinson- (Phoenix Suns)

Wink for Steve Francis

Vince Carter aka "The Human Highlight Reel"
Shawn "Slew Foot" Bradley
Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain
Hakeem "The Dream"
"Denise" Rodman



Favorite Name for a Dunk::
"YO MAMMA"
Compliments of Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins



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Does a one legged duck swim in circles ???

- Work to live never Live to work.

Thanks for watching. Goodnight !!

Vinsational, Vindicating
T-Mac
Dirk-Dirkmeister, Dirkanator,Dirk Diggler, and Kenny's Ri-Dirk-u-lous!
I like Findog for Finley!
Nashalicous or Steve Nashty!
Nick tha Quick or Van Excellent!
E-Rob for Eddie Robinson!
Doughboy for Dennis Scott retired game....(3-D has a 13 yr old or so son in Charlotte i hear and can light it up from 3 land like his pops...but i hope he does not inherit the weight probs!)
"Lets get Spree" or "Gives us-us Spree" for Spreewell
Never Nervous Pervis...hahaha yeah right!

but i feel the ol' skool ABA/NBA ballers had the best nicknames tho'...

Shaq has one for everbody...but I luv the statement he made about Mike Dunleavy Sr. when a reporter asked him what he thought about him!"oh he had a great year at Duke" too funny!

Mistameek...

OuT!

"the truth is that you are ug-g-ly...not on the outside but in the inside, on the outside you are fronting too love-e-ly!"-Pharoahe Monch

"got me battling my on mind state of the divine rate, i aint in it to just rhyme great...!"-Common

"the truth is my crew is the smooth-est bit as the saliva juices like the Roots-s' is, with more organic than acoustics, heavenly what will set you free and will kill you in the same breath, that shiit you got to get off your chest before your death...!"-Talib Kweli


R.I.P. #13 Bobby Phills, Always will be a Hornet!

R.I.P. #45 Charles Hayward, UNCC 49er-4-Life!

"Football! Division-1 football at UNCC, get the ----- out of here!-ME

"Makemenonevanomind"-ME

"God Luv All"-universal

"inquiring minds unite"-ME

"fitentobe"-universal

"yes-yes, yes-yes, yes, whoop-whooop, whoop-whoop, whoop, wooooooooo!...Light up the sky like it was the 4th of July!"-MOS Def

"the mind must be free to see"-ME...i think!

"dont go by what other people believe you to be, be your own person, K.O.S.!"-ME...i think too!

...just my humble thought(s)!...
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RIP Corey Graves!

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AC GREEN - AL GREEN.. (OLD-CLASSICAL.)

BRIAN SHAW - 805 (FROM UCSB BABY.. SANTA BARBARA,CA
CENTRAL COAST AREA CODE.)

SCOTTIE PIPPEN - 'PIMPIN. (REF. TO THE 6-RING ERA.. GOOD'OL DAYS)




HIP HOP IS WHERE IT ALL STARTS... (SO, PUT YOUR D!CK TO YOUR CHEST AND CUM STRAIGHT FROM YOUR HEART.) - ? HAHA.

Barkely - the round mound of the rebound
Shaq - Big Daddy-diesel
Dominique - the human highlight film
Earl the pearl Monroe
George Iceman Gervin
Spud Webb
Rick Smits - the dunking dutchman
Rodney Monroe and Chris Corchiani - Fire and Ice
Jason Williams - White Chocolate


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Ima tell everybody that when it comes to pool Cowboy likes to cheat!!!!- Tony from Dead Presidents

"Im trying to get in to you not into you" - Shyne

"You can deny the lies but you cant deny the truth" - Khujo- If u scurred

Bit$%es is full of shit, thats why they eyes brown - me

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Now lets take a moment to ponder the depth, brilliance, and emotional gravity of Mr Reds above statement.

what about real names?:

Exree Hipp (my favorite name bsides World B. and one of the best alley-oopers i've ever seen)
God Shammgod
Scientific Mapp

now obsucre cats but were once '90's blue-chippers/college stars

Pretty Ricky, Pretty Ricky was his name....

That hair couldn't get any more pretty. Too bad he sacrificed his game for his hair. Sad


All the right intentions and promises are never enough unless you get the job done.....
If its hell below, we're all gonna go.....

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Remove the Stone of Shame, Replace it with the Boulder of Victory!!!

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Filthy & McNasty - Jeff Ruland and Rick Mahorn
Cornbread - Cedric Maxwell
Chalk - Chris Mullin
Octobull - Moses Malone (arms like an octopus, strong as a bull)
The Chief - Robert Parish - nobody posted that yet?

I've seen AC Green described in print as The Celibate Rebounding Machine.

Pervis Ellison

Dinner Bell Mell Turpin

Was always partial to World B. Free. Specially since he changed his name legally.

And they used to call Kevin McHale "The Black Hole" because when he got the ball, it didn't come back out.

No one said "Black Jesus" for Earl Monroe.

And we missed James "Fly" Williams. Former NYC great/Austin Peay star/general ABA screw-up. When he went to Austin Peay, the students used to say "The Fly is open, let's go Peay."


---I'm here---

"I stay paid like a homeless man on a bus bench all day." -- okayplayer JUSTICE

---i'm here---

"...do what scares you..." -- l. varela

White Chocolate's long played out....JWill...J-Dub....and my personal favorite..."Spring Break" courtesy of noneother than Kenny Smith

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for the fact that, from now on, when any white cat that has game like us play, cats is instantly is gonna start callin him white chocolate

okay y'all okayers,
i got one for ya to try on for size:...
Big Smooth (of course, im talkin bout Sleepy Sam Perkins)

peace
chris

sorry, didnt see that one up above before

Reggie Miller- His complete name "Reginald Wayne Miller" or "Waynard"

Travis Best- "Pound Pound" b/c he has the horrible habit of just pounding the ball and pounding the shot clock away

Rik Smits- "Rik Shits" "Smits Happens"

Charles Barkley- "Charles Broccoli" is what I called him as a youngin'

Patrick Ewing- "Monekey" (pronounced like it's spelled) "The New York Gorilla" (instead of the Phoenix gorilla)

Kobe Bryant- "Kobias" because one of my guys at school is named Tobias and we call him Tobe.

Gary Payton- "GP, are you wit' me?"

Vin "Softbatch Cookie" Baker

Jerry "He's a Stack.... House"

My tirade is over.

"Cooler than Freddie Jackson, sippin' a milkshake in a snowstorm" Big Boi, So Fresh So Clean

"Like Reggie in the fourth, like Jordan in the playoffs, I'm clutch." (c) Da Knife

Pacer fan- "Blue and Gold since two years old!"

Playing in the CD player
Erykah Badu- Mama's Gun
Patiently awaiting Bilal.... patiently losing patience

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1. Shaq Diesel
2. Chocolate Thunder - Darryl Dawkins
3. The Doctor
4. Tiny (Archibald)
5. Clyde
6. World B. Free

My own:

'The Truth' - T-Mac
'Nick the Quick' - Van Exel
'Kob the Kid' - prounouce it w/out the 'e'
'Dream, Dream, Shake...' - Hakeem