"EKWT vs. Chae Chae: I forgot which conference...leave me the fuck alone!..."
Yo...substitute battle for an impatient mofo and a latecomer. Aight "Tardy" and "Bitchy"...here go the mufucking rules. Ya ain't got a lot of mufucking...so get right to the mufucking point...aight, mufuckas? <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><P>1. 16 lines max per round<BR>2. Anyone can start a round...but you cannot have back to back posts IN THE SAME ROUND!!<BR>3.Vote on the other battles on site!<BR>4. You only have until midnight, Oct 8th to finish...better hurry!!<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
Like a Crusader on a quest for a Holy War<BR>My rhymes build up quicker than herpes forming cold sores<BR>Uglier than a boar, smellier than a whore<BR>Your style continuiously misses like a bull charging a matador<BR>I'll kick you to the floor, treat you like Othello the Moor<BR>You will be NEVERMORE like Poe's raven perched above the door<BR>Lightin' a spliff, thinkin' it'll make you more swift<BR>While I have iller rhymes than Jimi Hendrix guitar riffs<BR>In the beginning of "Back to the Future" I was McFly and you were Biff<BR>At the end of this battle you will be dishonorably discharged and permanently dismissed<BR>Be you Chae Chae or Epicenter it matters not cause your rhymes bring funk like mold<BR>With your stomach rolls pouring over into toilet bowls<BR>I will always control the best rapper poll<BR>Stop scratchin' your moles, livin' under the bridge like a troll<BR>Tryin to eat billy goats as if they were ice cream floats <BR>You can't cross my metaphorical moat cause I am the greatest...damn I hate to gloat.<BR>
Yo, I smash crews and trash fools, fuck rules!/ Before this battle I sold my possesions, so now I don't have shit to lose!/ Epic the board blazer, sharp text, Spit'n rhyme razors/ Battle'n me your better off headbutt'n that cat from Hellraiser/ I'm the type to battle fifty mc's without rest/ Only take'n a breather when I snatch breath from your chest!/ And YOU wanna test!? Must have a death wish!/ I sever links at the nexus/ Rhyme'n reckless send'n more volts thru "niggas" than texas!/ Everytime you open your mouth, ignorance showin'/ I'll cut off your fuck'n blood circulation just to stop you from flowin'!/ What you mean come'n at me with that wack rhyme scheme!?/ I'll beat your ass so bad Divine intervenes!
Damn I hate you mufuckas for making me choose!! Both of your verses had me cracking the fuck up...but there can only be one! The winner this round was due to number not potency...that was EKWT. This battle may just be a classic...gotta go check Round 2 now!!
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
that was hot!!!both of yall are bringing it to the center.I can't wait to read more of either one of all posts...oh yeah, Epicenter made a canibus type battle flurry,and will definitely be the one to watch around the boards. bring it!!<P><BR>boocho out
this verse was way better than that one you used against the missing theory...now lets see what epicenter, chae chae, brings.....<P>the abbot has spoken.
its been two seconds since that last post i put up......anywho, this one looks like it will be nice. epicenter came with some bitterness and plain evil in his rhyme. ekwt had intellenge in his (not saying yours didnt take smarts, epi). both had dope metaphors and simile.....keep this bad boy up. i'll vote at the end of three.<P>the abbot has spoken.
Yeah, well I drink brews and cause flu's, fuck the nightly news<BR>It only talks about you and how I suffucate with rhymes turnin your face blue<BR>If we had lyrical javelins, I'd definitely lance ya'<BR>Fool my rhymes are so incredible, fuck cures they cause cancer<BR>Your rhyme razors are so dull they couldn't shave my neckline<BR>When I bust in front of your mom, she has to call Crime Line<BR>She's afraid I'll hurt you with my extremely pristine<BR>Lyrics that kill more germs than Listerine<BR>I'll make your head spin, confuse you again and again<BR>Think you might win? "Naw man," I said with a big ass grin<BR>When I rhyme in front of people they want it louder<BR>Make you sweat so bad you'll be beggin for Baby Powder<BR>Your rhymes are old and mine are pure gold<BR>Fuck blood circulation I flow from pure heart and soul<BR>I will murder your style fuck any written laws<BR>If we were in the ocean you'd be the surfer and me JAWS.<BR>
I'm iller than Anthrax-is/ Somethin' you looked over in your brashness/ My styles hot enough to vaporize your bodily fluids into gasses!/ Scatter the ashes, Son your flows are feeble!/ Your wack ass wouldn't be "on point" rhyme'n on a bed of needles!/ You stumble over verbs, Epic assasinates herbs/ My rhymes like nooses, have you hang'n on every word!/ Absurd! I crucify competition!/ Twist dimesions, Kill'n your ambition with slugs in your composition!/ You a rhyme repeater, I got flow by the liter/ Bitch my shits tighter than the fat boys in a two seater!/ Off the meter, did I mention your shits WACK!?/ About as anticipated as a MC hammer comeback!/ Beat your ass black and blue then from blue back to black!/ Your skills lack! I'm rythmically radioactive leave'n your ass glowin!/ Your Steez is watered down and you STILL ain't FLOWIN'!/
Your first joint and your second joint are tight. Very condensed, not verbose and your graphic... I'm feeling your flow style. You getz real bitter, real quick. Also, I could appreciate the comedy in the MC Hammer line. Tight.<P>
36. "AAAAHHHH!!!!! Round 2!!" In response to Reply # 13
Epicenter takes it in round 2 for making me scream in a library! Too many punchlines to mention...too fucking hot...can't breathe....need air...call....9....1...1...<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
Hmmmmmm, I don't know, is Epicenter straight off the dome<BR>Rustin' like chrome even if protected by the Superdome<BR>I'm constantly goin' first in this battle, call a nurse<BR>Drink a DR. PEPPER before your parched rhymes make your thirst worse<BR>I'll tear you apart like a TWIZZLER PULL N' PEEL<BR>You try to feel and steal my shit but like an electric eel<BR>Shockin' you makin' you more insane than Eminem<BR>If my rhymes melt in your mouth then good I'll do it again<BR>Crush you like the cream center of an OREO<BR>Then eat you up as if I was watchin' football with PISTACHIOS<BR>Your style is so childish, it's probably third grade<BR>Your rhymes crumble like GRAHAM CRACKERS, could they be HONEY MAID?<BR>Call in the troops tell em' to bring the boots<BR>Epicenter's flow needs milk cause all I see is FROOT LOOPS<BR>I'm kickin' like Bruce Lee, you're softer than Kenny G<BR>I'll devour you elegantly while I dine with WINE and CHEESE<P>I am hungry as shit...wonder why?<BR>One more MR. Epi, it's been SWEET so far
epicenter doesnt need to come back...you have all ready won. your 2nd verse had me on the ground laughin. EKWT your shit was tight but epicenter was blowin up the spot. we will be seenin epicenter in the later rounds no doubt. good battle.<BR>peaceR<BR>
Yo forget what peacer said it's all on the line right here. I didn't know either of your styles before this battle and now I must say I like. Just checking in to tell you I'm reading, so bring it in the last round! <BR>Peace
you guys have two totally different styles and seeing them head to head is dope. i'll put in my final vote after epi laces his third. man, ekwt, you were busy today.<P>the abbot has spoken.
Imagine that, Epic spitten WRITTEN battle raps/<BR>We can take it to chat to prove I come of the dome like graduation caps/<BR>You spit'n raps about choke'n me till I'm blue?/<BR>With that weak material I can defeat you with a heiku!/<BR>You claim your ill but your text riddled with defects/<BR>I turn up the heat and choke your ass like a shrunken t-neck/<BR>My pencil slap'n the plaque off your dental, Straight to the head like Prozac, fuck'n up your mental, The verdict is victory, far from coincedental/<BR>Cause If i lose this then I'm hold'n grudges<BR>Stalk'n in the dark beat'n the fuck outta judges<BR>Spit'n boudlers, hold you at gunpoint, force'n you to french kiss a cobra, I coulda just typed my name and this battle woulda been over
this was intense yo, your shit flows like no other, for real...I enjoyed reading your shit even though I knew it was attackin' me (not really though, just a battle). Keep rhymin' bro', Yeauuh!<P>"We're not about the bill, that's not keepin' it real, a lot of tight rappers out here ain't got no deal" - Jurassic 5
I mean his last line was real nice.....but i would love to hear yall go live, i mean all the contestants, but this is cool nonetheless..........<P><BR>One Love<BR>RamXL<BR>(b-boy advocate)<P>"That's what you get for f@&kin with me, you no business borrowing, insecure mother f&*kers" Dolomite(courtesy of the ODB video)
The BreakDown...<BR>Round 1: EKWT (though I felt that shotout, Epi!)<BR>Round 2: Epicenter turned the heat up...takes it...<BR>Round 3: HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU DEFEAT SOMEBODY WITH A HAIKU??? OFF THE DOME LIKE GRADUATION CAPS???<P>No question...Epicenter slams EKWT in the final...tight as battle...sorry one of you has to loose!!! Looks like "TARDY" takes it!!<P>DVSJ<P>
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
Never really looked into either of these guys rhymes in the past, i like what you guys laid down. After some consideration, even though i don't want to choose...I give it to Epicenter.<P>PEACE<BR>Scratch17
r1... Epicenter<BR>r2... Epicenter<BR>r3... Epicenter<BR>I don't know who the fck you are, but you ripped sht. EKWT was i!! as usual, and all three rounds were close, but ep just nailed em all...<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
epicenter takes it. it was sorta even after two, but epi hit harder on the last one to edge ahead. shame one of you has to leave this thing.<P>winner-----epicenter<P>the abbot has spoken.
34. "i know i lost and i don't care..." In response to Reply # 0
but yo, I don't get any love for round 2 though??? Damn...I felt the shit out of that...I know Epicenter won that round also, "Tighter than the Fat Boys in a two seater!", no shit...completely ill Epicenter, you deserve this shit, but next time I'll be comin' harder, look out!<P>"In miles or kilometers, most cats cannot proceed us, in the jungle with the leaders, we the lions you the 'cheaters,' a cypher will complete us if we come through your recievers, you can play us then repeat and take us home and read us, line foe line" - Mos Def
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