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Shakeet Lokh Em
Member since Mar 22nd 2005
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:33 PM

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"Foot Fetish"


  

          

Fickle I am not
In my choice of women
This brotha bends to most types
Cuz put simply, I like
Women
Not lookin for Beyonce’s looks
Or even Halle Berry’s waist
Spirituality is my taste
And besides, last time I checked
Vaginas don’t have a face
So their make-up and their wigs
Impress me not
It’s just plastic wrap anyway
Sure I have preferences though
Blackness (almond to mocha sistahs)
Big lips
Big hips (gotta check out that real estate for my seeds)
And a behind so big
It’s always left…behind
So yeah I like my women thick
But it’s not a must
Cuz Amerie CAN GET IT *Self high five*
There’s only one law I enforce
With no room for retort
Good feet
If she got in-growns
Bunyones
Yellow claws
Or a corn barrage
Exit ---->
Oh and of course no odors
Or heels that look like shoulders
They should be ladylike
And not like a soldier’s
I don’t wanna think of a landmine goin off
Every time I see your feet
Now if she can’t get with that, TOUGH NUTS
If you want me to have a job
Money
Looks
No gold teeth
A car
AND my own place
You BETTER have good feet
Saliva worthy
When we in bed, no socks
Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX
I am the sockless scientist
Pornographic podiatrist
Guardian and keeper
Of all pretty feet women

"I'm scientific, but my reflex gangsta"- Black Thought

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
Youze A Trip!!! -- *LoL*
Jul 22nd 2005
1
Naw, your bedspace is safe Photo. lol n/m
Jul 22nd 2005
2
pure comedy!
Jul 22nd 2005
3
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 22nd 2005
4
the sockless scientist.lol...aight
Jul 22nd 2005
5
My Nigga!!!!!!!
Jul 22nd 2005
6
That's right sun, we gotta let 'em know what's up. lol n/m
Jul 22nd 2005
7
RE: My Nigga!!!!!!!
Jul 22nd 2005
8
Lmao@Sha
Jul 23rd 2005
9
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 23rd 2005
10
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 24th 2005
11
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 24th 2005
12
Boomerang
Jul 24th 2005
13
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 24th 2005
14
Oh heck no! She would look like one of those milkin cows! Exit----> n/m
Jul 24th 2005
16
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 24th 2005
15
RE: Foot Fetish
Jul 25th 2005
17

PhotoSynthesis
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:38 PM

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1. "Youze A Trip!!! -- *LoL*"
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>When we in bed, no socks
>Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX
>I am the sockless scientist
>Pornographic podiatrist
>Guardian and keeper
>Of all pretty feet women


But you're REAL -- And that's a good thing! --


P.S. I wear socks to bed cuz I got "COLD" feet -- (and hands) -- *Thin Blood & A Slight Anemia* -- But (((Oh Well))) -- I bet you wouldn't kick me out da bed! --









A guitar string vibrating, a measure of my soul, a breech in the silence --
I've always felt like words come through me & I write them down... they have no master --- gsquared ♥

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/2/photosynthesis_music.htm

  

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Shakeet Lokh Em
Member since Mar 22nd 2005
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:43 PM

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2. "Naw, your bedspace is safe Photo. lol n/m"
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"I'm scientific, but my reflex gangsta"- Black Thought

  

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the_best_part
Member since Jan 13th 2005
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Fri Jul-22-05 05:44 PM

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3. "pure comedy!"
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i laughed all the way thru this. lol@ botox in the feet. you are sick, love.

  

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sikstyle
Member since Apr 27th 2005
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Fri Jul-22-05 07:21 PM

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4. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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I feel you on most of this, except for the saliva part. just not my cup of jam. I do like a girl with a pretty *sole* though (but shes still gotta be able to take back a 40 with me). this shit was hilarious though, self high five, lol. 1






Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche n-
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
-Canibus


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/sickemproductions_music.htm

NFO

  

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Jason Voorhies
Member since Nov 01st 2004
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Fri Jul-22-05 07:23 PM

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5. "the sockless scientist.lol...aight"
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<---hello

  

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KnowOne
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Fri Jul-22-05 09:21 PM

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6. "My Nigga!!!!!!!"
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ARCHIVE

lol

_________________________________________
"Too weird to live.... too rare to die..."

PS+ ID: KnowOne215 | XBL GamerTag: KnowOne 215

  

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Shakeet Lokh Em
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Fri Jul-22-05 10:50 PM

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7. "That's right sun, we gotta let 'em know what's up. lol n/m"
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"I'm scientific, but my reflex gangsta"- Black Thought

  

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the_best_part
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Fri Jul-22-05 11:19 PM

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8. "RE: My Nigga!!!!!!!"
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i second the archive!

  

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southernboy_423
Member since May 12th 2005
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Sat Jul-23-05 12:36 AM

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9. "Lmao@Sha"
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lol..u a damn fool boi, but i dig u like a shovel.

and i 3rd a archive...peace



....and so it goes, im at it again. Fix ur fucking face, Im in the building!

http://www.soundclick.com/band/5/youngsleep_music.htm

"I had to get off the boat, so I can walk on water". - Jay-Z

  

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HueyNewton
Member since Feb 27th 2005
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Sat Jul-23-05 01:54 PM

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10. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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let me laugh out loud . . ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm feelin' u!!!!!!!!!!

they showed us phYsically, we could reach infinitY, but mentally, through the century, we lost our identitY
-Rakim

  

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Focus23
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Sun Jul-24-05 03:11 PM

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11. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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this was some funny shyt! LOL!
Good stuff too.

  

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Intrepid Vixen
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Sun Jul-24-05 07:54 PM

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12. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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Boy, you something else. I just was saying you a trip, and then I see that pHoto said the same thing!!! AHAHAHHA, true! I feel you with that one. Niceeeeeee!
~~~~~~~~
if you like my poems let them
walk in the evening,a little behind you

then people will say
"Along this road i saw a princess pass
on her way to meet her lover(it was
toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant servants." e.e. cummings

  

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Whateva
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Sun Jul-24-05 10:57 PM

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13. "Boomerang"
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That's the first thing that popped into my head.

This was funny though:

"If you want me to have a job
Money
Looks
No gold teeth
A car
AND my own place
You BETTER have good feet"

***************************************
"Science" and Religion are the two most dangerous weapons of ideology. See holocaust.

Why do "scientists" constantly produce statistics based on "race", a social construct?

  

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naiduk
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Sun Jul-24-05 11:01 PM

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14. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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very funny! wonder if her feet are lighter than the rest of her body? ::question face::

lol

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no regrets
life is hectic

  

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Shakeet Lokh Em
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16. "Oh heck no! She would look like one of those milkin cows! Exit----> n/m"
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"I'm scientific, but my reflex gangsta"- Black Thought

  

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ASIEM
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15. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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hands down this is the tightest piece i have read from you this one knocks the rocks off the beach it is so smooth...yes ARCHIVE!!!
ASIEM
"Kuun fiyah Kuun" Quran
(Be and it is)
" A writer takes his pen to write the words again that all in love is fair" Stevie Wonder
checkout these sites
http://4luvofpoetry.com
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Lucky187
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Mon Jul-25-05 01:59 AM

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17. "RE: Foot Fetish"
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This was classic.. thats all I can even say. Classic.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sig-

"I wandered around darkened hallways,
Lab-rynth, filled with,
Blood vessels and plasma,
Caught glances of windows-
Peeking OUT, exoflective,
Invective messages left on my own voice mail..
And by looking out from within?

I

  

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