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15624, Foot Fetish
Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 04:33 PM
Fickle I am not
In my choice of women
This brotha bends to most types
Cuz put simply, I like
Women
Not lookin for Beyonce’s looks
Or even Halle Berry’s waist
Spirituality is my taste
And besides, last time I checked
Vaginas don’t have a face
So their make-up and their wigs
Impress me not
It’s just plastic wrap anyway
Sure I have preferences though
Blackness (almond to mocha sistahs)
Big lips
Big hips (gotta check out that real estate for my seeds)
And a behind so big
It’s always left…behind
So yeah I like my women thick
But it’s not a must
Cuz Amerie CAN GET IT *Self high five*
There’s only one law I enforce
With no room for retort
Good feet
If she got in-growns
Bunyones
Yellow claws
Or a corn barrage
Exit ---->
Oh and of course no odors
Or heels that look like shoulders
They should be ladylike
And not like a soldier’s
I don’t wanna think of a landmine goin off
Every time I see your feet
Now if she can’t get with that, TOUGH NUTS
If you want me to have a job
Money
Looks
No gold teeth
A car
AND my own place
You BETTER have good feet
Saliva worthy
When we in bed, no socks
Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX
I am the sockless scientist
Pornographic podiatrist
Guardian and keeper
Of all pretty feet women
15625, Youze A Trip!!! -- *LoL*
Posted by PhotoSynthesis, Fri Jul-22-05 04:38 PM
>When we in bed, no socks
>Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX
>I am the sockless scientist
>Pornographic podiatrist
>Guardian and keeper
>Of all pretty feet women


But you're REAL -- And that's a good thing! -- ;)


P.S. I wear socks to bed cuz I got "COLD" feet -- (and hands) -- *Thin Blood & A Slight Anemia* -- But (((Oh Well))) -- I bet you wouldn't kick me out da bed! -- :P









15626, Naw, your bedspace is safe Photo. lol n/m
Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 04:43 PM
15627, pure comedy!
Posted by the_best_part, Fri Jul-22-05 05:44 PM
i laughed all the way thru this. lol@ botox in the feet. you are sick, love.
15628, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by sikstyle, Fri Jul-22-05 07:21 PM
I feel you on most of this, except for the saliva part. just not my cup of jam. I do like a girl with a pretty *sole* though (but shes still gotta be able to take back a 40 with me). this shit was hilarious though, self high five, lol. 1






Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche n-
Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins
-Canibus


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NFO
15629, the sockless scientist.lol...aight
Posted by Jason Voorhies, Fri Jul-22-05 07:23 PM

<---hello
15630, My Nigga!!!!!!!
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Jul-22-05 09:21 PM
ARCHIVE

lol
15631, That's right sun, we gotta let 'em know what's up. lol n/m
Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 10:50 PM
15632, RE: My Nigga!!!!!!!
Posted by the_best_part, Fri Jul-22-05 11:19 PM
i second the archive!
15633, Lmao@Sha
Posted by southernboy_423, Sat Jul-23-05 12:36 AM
lol..u a damn fool boi, but i dig u like a shovel.

and i 3rd a archive...peace



....and so it goes, im at it again. Fix ur fucking face, Im in the building!

http://www.soundclick.com/band/5/youngsleep_music.htm

"I had to get off the boat, so I can walk on water". - Jay-Z
15634, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by HueyNewton, Sat Jul-23-05 01:54 PM
let me laugh out loud . . ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm feelin' u!!!!!!!!!!
15635, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by Focus23, Sun Jul-24-05 03:11 PM
this was some funny shyt! LOL!
Good stuff too.
15636, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by Intrepid Vixen, Sun Jul-24-05 07:54 PM
Boy, you something else. I just was saying you a trip, and then I see that pHoto said the same thing!!! AHAHAHHA, true! I feel you with that one. Niceeeeeee!
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walk in the evening,a little behind you

then people will say
"Along this road i saw a princess pass
on her way to meet her lover(it was
toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant servants." e.e. cummings
15637, Boomerang
Posted by Whateva, Sun Jul-24-05 10:57 PM
That's the first thing that popped into my head.

This was funny though:

"If you want me to have a job
Money
Looks
No gold teeth
A car
AND my own place
You BETTER have good feet"
15638, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by naiduk, Sun Jul-24-05 11:01 PM
very funny! wonder if her feet are lighter than the rest of her body? ::question face::

lol

15639, Oh heck no! She would look like one of those milkin cows! Exit----> n/m
Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Sun Jul-24-05 11:49 PM
15640, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by ASIEM, Sun Jul-24-05 11:05 PM
hands down this is the tightest piece i have read from you this one knocks the rocks off the beach it is so smooth...yes ARCHIVE!!!
ASIEM
"Kuun fiyah Kuun" Quran
(Be and it is)
" A writer takes his pen to write the words again that all in love is fair" Stevie Wonder
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www.poetology.com
15641, RE: Foot Fetish
Posted by Lucky187, Mon Jul-25-05 01:59 AM
This was classic.. thats all I can even say. Classic.