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15624, Foot Fetish Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 04:33 PM
Fickle I am not In my choice of women This brotha bends to most types Cuz put simply, I like Women Not lookin for Beyonce’s looks Or even Halle Berry’s waist Spirituality is my taste And besides, last time I checked Vaginas don’t have a face So their make-up and their wigs Impress me not It’s just plastic wrap anyway Sure I have preferences though Blackness (almond to mocha sistahs) Big lips Big hips (gotta check out that real estate for my seeds) And a behind so big It’s always left…behind So yeah I like my women thick But it’s not a must Cuz Amerie CAN GET IT *Self high five* There’s only one law I enforce With no room for retort Good feet If she got in-growns Bunyones Yellow claws Or a corn barrage Exit ----> Oh and of course no odors Or heels that look like shoulders They should be ladylike And not like a soldier’s I don’t wanna think of a landmine goin off Every time I see your feet Now if she can’t get with that, TOUGH NUTS If you want me to have a job Money Looks No gold teeth A car AND my own place You BETTER have good feet Saliva worthy When we in bed, no socks Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX I am the sockless scientist Pornographic podiatrist Guardian and keeper Of all pretty feet women
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15625, Youze A Trip!!! -- *LoL* Posted by PhotoSynthesis, Fri Jul-22-05 04:38 PM
>When we in bed, no socks >Her feet got wrinkles? BOTOX >I am the sockless scientist >Pornographic podiatrist >Guardian and keeper >Of all pretty feet women
But you're REAL -- And that's a good thing! -- ;)
P.S. I wear socks to bed cuz I got "COLD" feet -- (and hands) -- *Thin Blood & A Slight Anemia* -- But (((Oh Well))) -- I bet you wouldn't kick me out da bed! -- :P
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15626, Naw, your bedspace is safe Photo. lol n/m Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 04:43 PM
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15627, pure comedy! Posted by the_best_part, Fri Jul-22-05 05:44 PM
i laughed all the way thru this. lol@ botox in the feet. you are sick, love.
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15628, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by sikstyle, Fri Jul-22-05 07:21 PM
I feel you on most of this, except for the saliva part. just not my cup of jam. I do like a girl with a pretty *sole* though (but shes still gotta be able to take back a 40 with me). this shit was hilarious though, self high five, lol. 1
∞
Flows that glow with aurora's the spark of light water fly like a saucer with the torque of a Porsche n- Murder a million MCs then autograph all of their coffins -Canibus
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/6/sickemproductions_music.htm
NFO
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15629, the sockless scientist.lol...aight Posted by Jason Voorhies, Fri Jul-22-05 07:23 PM
<---hello
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15630, My Nigga!!!!!!! Posted by KnowOne, Fri Jul-22-05 09:21 PM
ARCHIVE
lol
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15631, That's right sun, we gotta let 'em know what's up. lol n/m Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Fri Jul-22-05 10:50 PM
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15632, RE: My Nigga!!!!!!! Posted by the_best_part, Fri Jul-22-05 11:19 PM
i second the archive!
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15633, Lmao@Sha Posted by southernboy_423, Sat Jul-23-05 12:36 AM
lol..u a damn fool boi, but i dig u like a shovel.
and i 3rd a archive...peace
....and so it goes, im at it again. Fix ur fucking face, Im in the building!
http://www.soundclick.com/band/5/youngsleep_music.htm
"I had to get off the boat, so I can walk on water". - Jay-Z
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15634, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by HueyNewton, Sat Jul-23-05 01:54 PM
let me laugh out loud . . ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm feelin' u!!!!!!!!!!
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15635, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by Focus23, Sun Jul-24-05 03:11 PM
this was some funny shyt! LOL! Good stuff too.
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15636, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by Intrepid Vixen, Sun Jul-24-05 07:54 PM
Boy, you something else. I just was saying you a trip, and then I see that pHoto said the same thing!!! AHAHAHHA, true! I feel you with that one. Niceeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~ if you like my poems let them walk in the evening,a little behind you
then people will say "Along this road i saw a princess pass on her way to meet her lover(it was toward nightfall)with tall and ignorant servants." e.e. cummings
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15637, Boomerang Posted by Whateva, Sun Jul-24-05 10:57 PM
That's the first thing that popped into my head.
This was funny though:
"If you want me to have a job Money Looks No gold teeth A car AND my own place You BETTER have good feet"
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15638, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by naiduk, Sun Jul-24-05 11:01 PM
very funny! wonder if her feet are lighter than the rest of her body? ::question face::
lol
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15639, Oh heck no! She would look like one of those milkin cows! Exit----> n/m Posted by Shakeet Lokh Em, Sun Jul-24-05 11:49 PM
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15640, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by ASIEM, Sun Jul-24-05 11:05 PM
hands down this is the tightest piece i have read from you this one knocks the rocks off the beach it is so smooth...yes ARCHIVE!!! ASIEM "Kuun fiyah Kuun" Quran (Be and it is) " A writer takes his pen to write the words again that all in love is fair" Stevie Wonder checkout these sites http://4luvofpoetry.com www.poetology.com
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15641, RE: Foot Fetish Posted by Lucky187, Mon Jul-25-05 01:59 AM
This was classic.. thats all I can even say. Classic.
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