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"Doom quotes, take 14"


          

Been done before, but in honor of DangerDoom, and "hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy" (DangerDoom/Space Ho's), post your favorite Doom lines.

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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
Oct 11th 2005
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Thats Bobbito, but I agree.
Oct 11th 2005
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      RE: Thats Bobbito, but I agree.
Oct 12th 2005
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           You thought the song was over!!! Ha!!!
Oct 16th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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doing this thing for the kids like Sling Blade
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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Let the God bless you like Aah Choo, Get u like whats that on your chest
Oct 11th 2005
9
ummm. couldnt tell u what song, i just know this by heart
Oct 11th 2005
11
      here we go.... just go with the flow....
Oct 11th 2005
18
Racist against rappers, they all look the same to him
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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Beware, do not touch mic be careful
Oct 11th 2005
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groovy dude, this ?beat? is like what you might put on movie food...
Oct 11th 2005
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lol
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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my government Dummile(sp), his real last name.
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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my fave
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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If you want a sip, get a paper waterfountain glass....
Oct 11th 2005
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Frienz.
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
Oct 11th 2005
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..
Oct 11th 2005
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      RE: Danger Mouse Edition
Oct 11th 2005
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"digest a group then sell the poop on e-bay"
Oct 11th 2005
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HE SPIT HIS SKIT IN SANSKRIT!
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: HE SPIT HIS SKIT IN SANSKRIT!
Oct 11th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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"great googly moogly, see that loogie? yeah, keep it on the DL Hughley
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      RE: While you had 2 double check
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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Victor the director flip the script like Rob Reiner
Oct 12th 2005
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Tell the host 'make sure he last yo'
Oct 12th 2005
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gets more cheese than doritos, cheetos, or fritos
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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i kid you not...
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Went 2 get some head
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Just flew in from Dallas
Oct 12th 2005
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tell them devils hell no sell y'all own jello...
Oct 12th 2005
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how he hold heat and preach nonviolence...
Oct 12th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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50.
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not my fav, but he wins points with this one
Oct 13th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
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that Kurt Angle one always cracks me the fuck up.
Oct 13th 2005
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      all dangerdoom
Oct 13th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
Oct 13th 2005
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digest ya group and sell the poop on ebay...
Oct 15th 2005
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already said it
Oct 15th 2005
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Viktor the director..
Oct 15th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
Oct 16th 2005
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blew the whole shit up on some "what this button do?"
Oct 17th 2005
69
hey you, don't touch the mic there's aids on it!!
Oct 17th 2005
70
"Just keep an eye out like ay ay captain"
Oct 20th 2005
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RE: Doom quotes, take 14
Oct 20th 2005
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always makes me think of this fuckin site.....
Oct 20th 2005
73
Apani B Fly Emcee on DOOM
Oct 21st 2005
74
He plots shows like robberies / in and out, 1-2-3, nobody's pleased.
Oct 21st 2005
75
RE: He plots shows like robberies / in and out, 1-2-3, nobody's pleased.
Oct 22nd 2005
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nuffsedd
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1. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Mashed Potatoes
Apple Sauce
Butteryyyyyy Biscuits
And I get Lost
A Yes Yes Yall



I mean isn't that just pure poetry

  

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7. "Thats Bobbito, but I agree."
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_______________________________
Currently Listening To:

  

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nuffsedd
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42. "RE: Thats Bobbito, but I agree."
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I know, it is just the happiest moment, I think in hip-hop history.

  

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sher-mighty
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68. "You thought the song was over!!! Ha!!!"
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We tricked you! We tricked you!!

---

"When we realize that it makes very little sense to
babble on in superlatives, we'll just play the music.
Then they'll understand"

www.last.fm/user/minty_fresh81
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bmore_lyrical
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2. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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-and if he had a pot, he'd still piss on the sidewalk.

-he'd rather eat a sand sandwich salad, that might need salt like ya man's bland balad

those are both from MM Food, but i still like em.

DangerDOOM:

my favorite is
'get you so mad you just wanna slap the *bleep*'in *bleep* out of em.'

_____________________________

'So she doesn't think I'm black enough...Maybe she
wants to see me sweat coal, tar, ink, shoe polish, graphite. What
was I, a man or a natural resource?'
-Ralph Ellison

  

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selfportrait
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3. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Put You're Quarter Up, for Bet's Put Ya' Daughter Up, MF is sure to Corrupt" - MF Doom (Put Ya' Quarter Up)

- First verse that came to mind!

  

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4. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Hey you, don't touch the mic like there's AIDS on it.

_________

In an interstellar burst
I am back to save the universe.

  

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5. "doing this thing for the kids like Sling Blade"
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ass out like gay runaway....

__________
"Justice is really love in calculation. Justice is love correcting that which revolts against love..." - MLK

  

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6. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks"

AND i don't know why but i keep repeating...

"state your intentions, i really love your tape, but i hate your inventions"

grendel has had an accident, so may you all.

  

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8. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Both from 'the drop'. . .

"fuck up they plans like a blind man look out"

"in one bad experiment it blew and took a hooker arm. BOW! look mom.. no hand"

I'll never forget when I heard 'Vaudeville Villian' for the first time. . . like, this dude is CRAZY!

~Andrea

  

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9. "Let the God bless you like Aah Choo, Get u like whats that on your chest"
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*CLOCK* Got you

"If you online, check the site and FAQ
Is he ill? (Yes)
Do he really fit the bill? (Yes)
Spit to kill? (Yes)
Keep the game real? (Yes)
Know the drill? (Yes)
The-Ledge-Edge, still? (Yes)
Can he catch wreck at will? (Yes)"

"Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they spit"

_______________________________
Currently Listening To: Doom - Is He Ill?

  

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11. "ummm. couldnt tell u what song, i just know this by heart"
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when the mack is bent, who could give one fuck?
get bucked, get broke up like three piece nun-chuck.
ya'll sun struck, sick to they headpiece.
three headed beast brings the drama to a dead cease.

matbe someone else knows

Xbox Live gamertag: ILLPOOFLINGER

  

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18. "here we go.... just go with the flow...."
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Eagles Nest 2005: We live and die by the pass.

www.grownmantv.com presents Grown Ass News: The Way News Should Be.

www.myspace.com/grownmantv

  

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10. "Racist against rappers, they all look the same to him"
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twitter: lategordon

Check out my podcast Long and Late Movie Show: http://itunes.com/podcast?id=498789655

  

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12. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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>Been done before, but in honor of DangerDoom, and "hit a
>honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy"
"told me donky punch me!"

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Whether its college, religious, or street knowledge/I wanna hear them lyrics make sense, no stink garbage/listen whatever u doin just do it wit skill/and just because it's positive don't mean it's somethin I feel. -OneBeLo

  

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13. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Howdy danger, much ablidge for the beat, God. Even though he still eat lard by the meat wad" that one's been stuck in my head...

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Whether its college, religious, or street knowledge/I wanna hear them lyrics make sense, no stink garbage/listen whatever u doin just do it wit skill/and just because it's positive don't mean it's somethin I feel. -OneBeLo

  

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Emcee Willis
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14. "Beware, do not touch mic be careful"
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And my favorites from the album that I have probably played more times than any other (except for maybe Illadelph)

"Doom nominated for the best rolled L's, and they wonder how he deal with stress so well"

AND

"Told ya'll, on some get rich sh*t, as he gets older he gets colder than a witch tit."

--E Double U--

www.myspace.com/emceewillis

"Activate the radio like two tons of uranium" --Emcee Willis--

  

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15. "groovy dude, this ?beat? is like what you might put on movie food..."
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um, what is jalapenos? get it like a whoopin when you holler at your seniors

  

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16. "lol"
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Like a pot pie think outside the box...<mince meat>

Is it me or is DOOM getting more lyrical by the album?

__________________________________

Endure.

  

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17. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain,
Order a rapper for lunch, spit out the chain,
Then kick a lungie off the tip of his Timbo,
And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo...

Also...

The pot doubles, now they really got troubles,
Mad man never go "pop" like snot bubbles!!

  

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19. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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On Doomsday!
ever since the womb till i'm back where my brother went,
thats what my tomb will say.
Right above my government, Doom'll lay
either unmarked or engraved, hey! who's to say?

Eagles Nest 2005: We live and die by the pass.

www.grownmantv.com presents Grown Ass News: The Way News Should Be.

www.myspace.com/grownmantv

  

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36. "my government Dummile(sp), his real last name."
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59. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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>On Doomsday!
>ever since the womb till i'm back where my brother went,
>thats what my tomb will say.
>Right above my government, Doom'll lay
>either unmarked or engraved, hey! who's to say?
>
>Eagles Nest 2005: We live and die by the pass.
>
>www.grownmantv.com presents Grown Ass News: The Way News
>Should Be.
>
>www.myspace.com/grownmantv

  

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Coatesvillain
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20. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"One lonely evening alone home, end up with carpal tunnel syndrome"

That whole song has me cracking up.

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"Andy justifies my hate."
http://www.twitter.com/coatesvillain
http://coates.tumblr.com

  

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21. "my fave"
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"holy moly did you get a load of her rolly poly?"

from 'Ale Outta Ale'.

Also from that jawn is "When I'm home with my lady/i try to dook her daily/one night she tried to flail me with her ukulele"

Fly rhyme shit

Peace

  

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22. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Holy Moses! My old earth know me closest; and how I play the back and stay bent like scoliosis.

--------------------------------

the poison is bad for you, stupid..

  

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23. "If you want a sip, get a paper waterfountain glass...."
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how I'm posed to know where your mouth been last? (Madvillain)

Also....

"from the top of the key for 3 Villain, been all in the game as long as you can wheely a schwin."

---------------------------------
Do it girl

  

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51. "Frienz."
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Wed Oct-12-05 05:01 PM by Cor

          

>"from the top of the key for 3 Villain, been all in the game
>as long as you can wheely a schwin."
>
That's the one that's always stuck in my head. Like, at the most random of times.

Friends...
"as you call 'em, they call you when they need somethin-
trees for the blunt, the g's for the front.
I found a way to get peace of mind for years and left the hell alone-
turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone."

The Truth.

  

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24. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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first of DangerDoom is off the charts, its nice to hear fresh doom just killin it.

"Borderline sktizo, sort of fine tits though"

this one just gets stuck in my head all day long i don';t know why......
"you will be aight once it pass through yellow belly, the only thing he said was, 'could you pease pass the jelly'"

how you luv dat

  

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25. ".."
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"Monday through Friday get money, Saturday to sunday the brown Al Bundy"

some shit like that..

  

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26. "RE: Danger Mouse Edition"
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"She wore a filled in thong, a billabong, and said "nah, forealla, The Villain on a Gorilla jawn?""

"With a bionic flow to freeze vodka, just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quatra"

"Jam! Act like you know me! Even with the mask on, show me what ya owe me! Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and twat, homie" -- this cracks me up

Esteemed author of the celebrated, double-platinum post: "Drake - Wu-Tang Forever".

  

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prophet j
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27. ""digest a group then sell the poop on e-bay""
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Tue Oct-11-05 08:04 PM by prophet j

  

          

- - - - -

"ask beavis, i get nothing but head" - big l

peace & love

  

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28. "HE SPIT HIS SKIT IN SANSKRIT!"
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Nuff said there.

************************************************************

Nigga, if the shoe fits, then buy the matching purse!" Rass Kass

  

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Big Rob
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30. "RE: HE SPIT HIS SKIT IN SANSKRIT!"
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"Head on straight, mask on crooked"

I've said that so much my litte sister be saying it.

Excuse Me, I'm wacktose Intolerant

  

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29. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Villain get the money like curls/
They just trying to get a nut like squirrels in this mad world/
Land of milk and honey with the swirls/
Where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces of pearls

  

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31. ""great googly moogly, see that loogie? yeah, keep it on the DL Hughley"
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guerrillafunk
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32. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it"

from 'accordion'

  

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DrewGeneric
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34. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Everybody talkin bout pistols, gats, its boring/Came with a new topic to flip you: vats of urine."

  

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46. "RE: While you had 2 double check"
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that Cristal you pourin

  

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33. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"If I had a dime for every rhymer that busts guns/I'd have a cool mil for my sons in trust funds..."

-from that joint with the Molemen...

- j.free

  

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35. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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Something like:

Villain you be illin with the wordplay/
Thank you very much I'm billing til...Thursday/

"Keep It Movin"

  

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okaybowler
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37. "Victor the director flip the script like Rob Reiner"
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The way a lot of dudes rhyme their names should be knob shiner (c) Vic Vaughn

  

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38. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"The Rocket Scientist, with the Pocket Wine-List"

Best. Line. Ever.

  

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39. "Tell the host 'make sure he last yo'"
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any other order might be a fiasco.

Eagles Nest 2005: We live and die by the pass.

www.grownmantv.com presents Grown Ass News: The Way News Should Be.

www.myspace.com/grownmantv

  

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40. "gets more cheese than doritos, cheetos, or fritos"
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accordion!

www.pacifictrainingcenter.com


http://www.facebook.com/pages/manage/#!/pages/San-Diego-CA/Pacific-Training-Center-Boxing-Muay-Thai-Fitness/145216788833188

  

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41. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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This album is way better than expected Doom is on Fire!!!!!



he said try scam no thing 3 card dead
fly man go for bling he got bled
eye jam over sting see spots red
i am sofa king We Todd Ed......

  

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SMDRocCity
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43. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"That's like tellin a soldier drop ur weapon/ shootin em, n tellin him get the steppin...obviously they came to portion up his fortune sounds to me like that ol' robbery extortion"
or somethin like that...that whole tracks ill

Album is done, I'll hit ya'll wit free copy's just holla:

SMD:www.myspace.com/smdroccity

For my experimental side:
SoaR ThummZ: www.myspace.com/soarthummz

  

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44. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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and wreckless nekid girls get necklaces of pearls

  

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45. "i kid you not..."
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...on the dotted line sign
ever since a minor kids considered him some kinda einstein
on the diamond mine grind
she was dumb fine but not quite the type that you might wanna wine and dine
couldn't find a pen, had to think up a new trick
this one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick.
on second thought, it's too thick.
his assistant said "doom, you sick"
he said "true, through acoustics"

JESUS!
~~~~~
http://koanism.textamerica.com/

  

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47. "RE: Went 2 get some head"
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by the side road
She asked him autograph her derriere, it read:
To: Wideload
This yard bird taste like fried toad turd
Love Villian
Take pride in code words
Crooked eyed mode nerd geek w/ a cold heart
Probably still be speakin in rhymes as an old fart

  

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48. "RE: Just flew in from Dallas"
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And boy is my tallons callous
And what's a girl like you doin here amongst the Islands foulest?
A cat in wonderland who found Alice
G her w/ the flow by the gallons or the challice.

  

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49. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"djam, act like you know me, even wit da mask on show mi wat you owe me"

cant get that line outta ma head, even got ma trinidadian roommate sayin it. shit pops me up every time

________________

Smoke?

  

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50. "tell them devils hell no sell y'all own jello..."
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www.thechaptercrew.com
From windy to sincity
US vs. THEM AVAILABLE NOW!!!!!!!!!
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52. "how he hold heat and preach nonviolence..."
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shhh, c'mon he 'bout to start the speech, silence!
on one stormy night, i saw the light
heard a voice that sound like barry white it said "show you're right"
_____________________________________
We wise to the fact so we attack with what we know/ Heaven is the only good life, so what you strivin fo'?
(c) Andre 3000 the emcee (R.I.P.)

www.soundclick.com/vocabproductions

  

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i froze frosTee
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53. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"where hip hop sharecroppers use to where flip flops now rare gear coppers"

and...

"If u need a check up select a date and get a deep check like 'checkmate'"

and...

"she was dumb fine but not quite the type that you might wanna wine and dine"

and last off the top...

"he went to go laugh and get some head by the side road. she asked him sign her derrière it read "to wideload""

~~~
"It's not cold its cool. I'm cool, i'm cool..."

www.myspace.com/organic_rhapsody
~~~

  

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54. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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it's obvious. someone shoulda named this one:

"when the smoke clear, you can see the sky again
there will be the chopped-off heads of Leviathan...
my friend..."

"Strange Ways" is generally is pretty goddamn untouchably ill, actually.

"I got a boning section in my
iPod." -P.Diddy

"I don't fear nuthin' but God
and the IRS!" -Dr. Dre

  

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drnomolos
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55. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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To all rappers shut up with ya shuttin up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button up
Yuck, is they rhymers or stripper males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

from Beef Rap - NOT the Meatwad version. The great thing about this is how Doom can critique mainstream rap in an inventive way, instead of just lamenting how it's not "real" hip-hop or whatever.

I'm curious what rapper y'all thought of when hearing this line - for me it was Ja Rule.

  

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56. "50."
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>I'm curious what rapper y'all thought of when hearing this
>line - for me it was Ja Rule.

  

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57. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Eee gads, got enough style to start three fads"

"Got more soul than a sock with a hole"

Doom is running ish, and who said NY is Dead...If thats not a straight NYC flow, nothing is....peace

Integrity is the Cornerstone of Artistry...

  

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58. "not my fav, but he wins points with this one"
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"i'm leaving. i'm gone.
even if you the bomb weave
with kanekalon"
- from Perfect Hair

beverly johnson would be proud.

  

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60. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"Don"t talk about my moms, yo"
-MF DOOMER

"My boys warned me you was poison like BBD first cassette and still I put all my chips on the worst bet"

-VIKTOR VAUGHN

"Hey, you got a light? Nah, Bud Light/ Early in the morning face crud from like a mud fight/ Lookie here, it's just the way the cookie tear/ Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year"

-MF DOOMER

"Poetry in slowmotion"

-Jarrel

  

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61. "that Kurt Angle one always cracks me the fuck up."
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DrewGeneric
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62. "all dangerdoom"
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"For Being a Drunken Lush, and bad as hell..."
Read the charges, thunk sunken in a plush padded cell
Temperpedic Craftmatic Adjustable
Go on, try to stare at it, it's not that combustable
I accidently spilled some kerosene and dozed off with the L lit ---doped up on Thorazine"

----Basket Case

lyrics to all dangerdoom's songs:
http://forum.headringer.net/viewtopic.php?p=211469&sid=ed56631809bcbc00165247988b97930b

  

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kenyaman17
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63. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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"scared of a bunch of water,get out the rain....order a rapper for lunch,spit out the chain" Sofa King-Doom
"head on straight, mask on crooked" The Mask-Doom

  

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64. "digest ya group and sell the poop on ebay..."
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~~~~~
http://koanism.textamerica.com/

  

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66. "already said it"
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but it's ok

- - - - -

"ask beavis, i get nothing but head" - big l

peace & love

  

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65. "Viktor the director.."
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flip a script like Rob Reiner/The way a lot of dudes rhyme, they name shld be nob shiner

But anyway back to furry Kangols, Jamaican wallabies.

  

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67. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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cat wit a dead mouse is how he catch a phrase and pause plays wit it
kill it and eat off it for days get it...whoever aint get it aint supposed to.

dont mind me i wrote this rhyme lightly off of 2 or 3 heinies
and boy was they fine G
one black, one spanish, one chinee

  

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T MOBILE
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69. "blew the whole shit up on some "what this button do?""
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leave him hangin' like if I aint know where his hand's been

"HE LEARNED A FEW NEW STYLES SINCE A 2 YEAR OLD PICK-POCKET"

  

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70. "hey you, don't touch the mic there's aids on it!!"
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71. ""Just keep an eye out like ay ay captain""
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72. "RE: Doom quotes, take 14"
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excuse me mister, do she got a sister?
who he not to kiss her? true she do got a blister.
now the movie plot twist like a twizzler
if i needed my meat burnt, i'd go to sizzler

  

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73. "always makes me think of this fuckin site....."
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"he busted in blessed be the lord, who believe any mess they read up on the message board, if so I got bridges for the lo-lo, same bitch a go dry snitchin to the po-po"

"slick like a 9 through a 5950" - took me a while but I got it

LONG LIVE DOOM!!!!

  

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74. "Apani B Fly Emcee on DOOM"
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"I'd rather masterbate than phukk with Vik Vaughn"..

"Pamberi neHIPHOCALYPSE" - Pioneering the African Hip Hop Uprising!

http://www.myspace.com/tate8t8
http://www.myspace.com/hiphocalypse
http://www.hiphocalypse.mypodcast.com
http://www.youtube.com/hiphocalypse
http://flickr.com/photos/tate8t8

PAMBERI!

  

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75. "He plots shows like robberies / in and out, 1-2-3, nobody's pleased."
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That one line made me a fan for life.

____________________________

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http://github.com/djtriptych

  

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76. "RE: He plots shows like robberies / in and out, 1-2-3, nobody's pleased."
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she wore a thong in her youth
these days she's a bit long in the tooth

Goony goo goo loony koo-koo like Gary Gnu of New Zoo Review
But who knew the mask had a loose screw?

chinese restaurant asked him for the gray poupon
he said NO duck sauce soy sauce
and this aint no Burger King so you no get no toy boss
uh-oh and it's beer o'clock I think I'm sober
how bout we think this over over a can of King Cobra

the whole of spaces ho's

  

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