Been done before, but in honor of DangerDoom, and "hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy" (DangerDoom/Space Ho's), post your favorite Doom lines.

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Apple Sauce
Butteryyyyyy Biscuits
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A Yes Yes Yall



I mean isn't that just pure poetry

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I know, it is just the happiest moment, I think in hip-hop history.

We tricked you! We tricked you!!

-and if he had a pot, he'd still piss on the sidewalk.

-he'd rather eat a sand sandwich salad, that might need salt like ya man's bland balad

those are both from MM Food, but i still like em.

DangerDOOM:

my favorite is
'get you so mad you just wanna slap the *bleep*'in *bleep* out of em.'

"Put You're Quarter Up, for Bet's Put Ya' Daughter Up, MF is sure to Corrupt" - MF Doom (Put Ya' Quarter Up)

- First verse that came to mind!

Hey you, don't touch the mic like there's AIDS on it.

ass out like gay runaway....

"For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks"

AND i don't know why but i keep repeating...

"state your intentions, i really love your tape, but i hate your inventions"

Both from 'the drop'. . .

"fuck up they plans like a blind man look out"

"in one bad experiment it blew and took a hooker arm. BOW! look mom.. no hand"

I'll never forget when I heard 'Vaudeville Villian' for the first time. . . like, this dude is CRAZY!

~Andrea

*CLOCK* Got you

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Is he ill? (Yes)
Do he really fit the bill? (Yes)
Spit to kill? (Yes)
Keep the game real? (Yes)
Know the drill? (Yes)
The-Ledge-Edge, still? (Yes)
Can he catch wreck at will? (Yes)"

"Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they spit"

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when the mack is bent, who could give one fuck?
get bucked, get broke up like three piece nun-chuck.
ya'll sun struck, sick to they headpiece.
three headed beast brings the drama to a dead cease.

matbe someone else knows

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>Been done before, but in honor of DangerDoom, and "hit a
>honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy"
"told me donky punch me!"

"Howdy danger, much ablidge for the beat, God. Even though he still eat lard by the meat wad" that one's been stuck in my head...

And my favorites from the album that I have probably played more times than any other (except for maybe Illadelph)

"Doom nominated for the best rolled L's, and they wonder how he deal with stress so well"

AND

"Told ya'll, on some get rich sh*t, as he gets older he gets colder than a witch tit."

--E Double U--

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"Activate the radio like two tons of uranium" --Emcee Willis--

um, what is jalapenos? get it like a whoopin when you holler at your seniors

Like a pot pie think outside the box...<mince meat>

Is it me or is DOOM getting more lyrical by the album?

Scared of a bunch of water, get out the rain,
Order a rapper for lunch, spit out the chain,
Then kick a lungie off the tip of his Timbo,
And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo...

Also...

The pot doubles, now they really got troubles,
Mad man never go "pop" like snot bubbles!!

On Doomsday!
ever since the womb till i'm back where my brother went,
thats what my tomb will say.
Right above my government, Doom'll lay
either unmarked or engraved, hey! who's to say?

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>On Doomsday!
>ever since the womb till i'm back where my brother went,
>thats what my tomb will say.
>Right above my government, Doom'll lay
>either unmarked or engraved, hey! who's to say?
>
>Eagles Nest 2005: We live and die by the pass.
>
>www.grownmantv.com presents Grown Ass News: The Way News
>Should Be.
>
>www.myspace.com/grownmantv

"One lonely evening alone home, end up with carpal tunnel syndrome"

That whole song has me cracking up.

"holy moly did you get a load of her rolly poly?"

from 'Ale Outta Ale'.

Also from that jawn is "When I'm home with my lady/i try to dook her daily/one night she tried to flail me with her ukulele"

Fly rhyme shit

Peace

Holy Moses! My old earth know me closest; and how I play the back and stay bent like scoliosis.

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the poison is bad for you, stupid..

how I'm posed to know where your mouth been last? (Madvillain)

Also....

"from the top of the key for 3 Villain, been all in the game as long as you can wheely a schwin."

>"from the top of the key for 3 Villain, been all in the game
>as long as you can wheely a schwin."
>
That's the one that's always stuck in my head. Like, at the most random of times.

Friends...
"as you call 'em, they call you when they need somethin-
trees for the blunt, the g's for the front.
I found a way to get peace of mind for years and left the hell alone-
turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone."

The Truth.

first of DangerDoom is off the charts, its nice to hear fresh doom just killin it.

"Borderline sktizo, sort of fine tits though"

this one just gets stuck in my head all day long i don';t know why......
"you will be aight once it pass through yellow belly, the only thing he said was, 'could you pease pass the jelly'"

"Monday through Friday get money, Saturday to sunday the brown Al Bundy"

some shit like that..

"She wore a filled in thong, a billabong, and said "nah, forealla, The Villain on a Gorilla jawn?""

"With a bionic flow to freeze vodka, just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quatra"

"Jam! Act like you know me! Even with the mask on, show me what ya owe me! Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and twat, homie" -- this cracks me up

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"ask beavis, i get nothing but head" - big l

peace & love

Nuff said there.

"Head on straight, mask on crooked"

I've said that so much my litte sister be saying it.

Villain get the money like curls/
They just trying to get a nut like squirrels in this mad world/
Land of milk and honey with the swirls/
Where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces of pearls

"Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it"

from 'accordion'

"Everybody talkin bout pistols, gats, its boring/Came with a new topic to flip you: vats of urine."

that Cristal you pourin

"If I had a dime for every rhymer that busts guns/I'd have a cool mil for my sons in trust funds..."

-from that joint with the Molemen...

- j.free

Something like:

Villain you be illin with the wordplay/
Thank you very much I'm billing til...Thursday/

The way a lot of dudes rhyme their names should be knob shiner (c) Vic Vaughn

"The Rocket Scientist, with the Pocket Wine-List"

Best. Line. Ever.

any other order might be a fiasco.

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accordion!

This album is way better than expected Doom is on Fire!!!!!



he said try scam no thing 3 card dead
fly man go for bling he got bled
eye jam over sting see spots red
i am sofa king We Todd Ed......

"That's like tellin a soldier drop ur weapon/ shootin em, n tellin him get the steppin...obviously they came to portion up his fortune sounds to me like that ol' robbery extortion"
or somethin like that...that whole tracks ill

and wreckless nekid girls get necklaces of pearls

...on the dotted line sign
ever since a minor kids considered him some kinda einstein
on the diamond mine grind
she was dumb fine but not quite the type that you might wanna wine and dine
couldn't find a pen, had to think up a new trick
this one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick.
on second thought, it's too thick.
his assistant said "doom, you sick"
he said "true, through acoustics"

JESUS!
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by the side road
She asked him autograph her derriere, it read:
To: Wideload
This yard bird taste like fried toad turd
Love Villian
Take pride in code words
Crooked eyed mode nerd geek w/ a cold heart
Probably still be speakin in rhymes as an old fart

And boy is my tallons callous
And what's a girl like you doin here amongst the Islands foulest?
A cat in wonderland who found Alice
G her w/ the flow by the gallons or the challice.

"djam, act like you know me, even wit da mask on show mi wat you owe me"

cant get that line outta ma head, even got ma trinidadian roommate sayin it. shit pops me up every time

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shhh, c'mon he 'bout to start the speech, silence!
on one stormy night, i saw the light
heard a voice that sound like barry white it said "show you're right"
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We wise to the fact so we attack with what we know/ Heaven is the only good life, so what you strivin fo'?
(c) Andre 3000 the emcee (R.I.P.)

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"where hip hop sharecroppers use to where flip flops now rare gear coppers"

and...

"If u need a check up select a date and get a deep check like 'checkmate'"

and...

"she was dumb fine but not quite the type that you might wanna wine and dine"

and last off the top...

"he went to go laugh and get some head by the side road. she asked him sign her derrière it read "to wideload""

it's obvious. someone shoulda named this one:

"when the smoke clear, you can see the sky again
there will be the chopped-off heads of Leviathan...
my friend..."

"Strange Ways" is generally is pretty goddamn untouchably ill, actually.

To all rappers shut up with ya shuttin up
And keep your shirt on, at least a button up
Yuck, is they rhymers or stripper males?
Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

from Beef Rap - NOT the Meatwad version. The great thing about this is how Doom can critique mainstream rap in an inventive way, instead of just lamenting how it's not "real" hip-hop or whatever.

I'm curious what rapper y'all thought of when hearing this line - for me it was Ja Rule.

>I'm curious what rapper y'all thought of when hearing this
>line - for me it was Ja Rule.

"Eee gads, got enough style to start three fads"

"Got more soul than a sock with a hole"

Doom is running ish, and who said NY is Dead...If thats not a straight NYC flow, nothing is....peace

"i'm leaving. i'm gone.
even if you the bomb weave
with kanekalon"
- from Perfect Hair

beverly johnson would be proud.

"Don"t talk about my moms, yo"
-MF DOOMER

"My boys warned me you was poison like BBD first cassette and still I put all my chips on the worst bet"

-VIKTOR VAUGHN

"Hey, you got a light? Nah, Bud Light/ Early in the morning face crud from like a mud fight/ Lookie here, it's just the way the cookie tear/ Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year"

-MF DOOMER

"Poetry in slowmotion"

-Jarrel

"For Being a Drunken Lush, and bad as hell..."
Read the charges, thunk sunken in a plush padded cell
Temperpedic Craftmatic Adjustable
Go on, try to stare at it, it's not that combustable
I accidently spilled some kerosene and dozed off with the L lit ---doped up on Thorazine"

----Basket Case

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"scared of a bunch of water,get out the rain....order a rapper for lunch,spit out the chain" Sofa King-Doom
"head on straight, mask on crooked" The Mask-Doom

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but it's ok

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"ask beavis, i get nothing but head" - big l

peace & love

flip a script like Rob Reiner/The way a lot of dudes rhyme, they name shld be nob shiner

cat wit a dead mouse is how he catch a phrase and pause plays wit it
kill it and eat off it for days get it...whoever aint get it aint supposed to.

dont mind me i wrote this rhyme lightly off of 2 or 3 heinies
and boy was they fine G
one black, one spanish, one chinee

leave him hangin' like if I aint know where his hand's been

..

.

excuse me mister, do she got a sister?
who he not to kiss her? true she do got a blister.
now the movie plot twist like a twizzler
if i needed my meat burnt, i'd go to sizzler

"he busted in blessed be the lord, who believe any mess they read up on the message board, if so I got bridges for the lo-lo, same bitch a go dry snitchin to the po-po"

"slick like a 9 through a 5950" - took me a while but I got it

LONG LIVE DOOM!!!!

"I'd rather masterbate than phukk with Vik Vaughn"..

That one line made me a fan for life.

she wore a thong in her youth
these days she's a bit long in the tooth

Goony goo goo loony koo-koo like Gary Gnu of New Zoo Review
But who knew the mask had a loose screw?

chinese restaurant asked him for the gray poupon
he said NO duck sauce soy sauce
and this aint no Burger King so you no get no toy boss
uh-oh and it's beer o'clock I think I'm sober
how bout we think this over over a can of King Cobra

the whole of spaces ho's