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"OKP Sex Positions: The 2005 Edition."

Since the archives have been wiped clean from the face of the Earth since the upgrade, alot of the gems need to re-surface. So I am going to start that off here. We have ALOT of newer OKPs since we did this last. So just follow my lead. You'll understand.

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Subject	Author	Message Date	ID
The Spec Boogie.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	1
ROFL	Billy The Kid	May 19th 2005	12
dammit!	SPEC	May 19th 2005	225
stands poised for another funeral post, just in case	Trace	May 19th 2005	2
The lingo	t510	May 19th 2005	3
bwahahahahaa!..	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	6
excellent.	Ronni	May 19th 2005	16
The eclipsedInI.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	4
The decatur	decaturpsalm	May 19th 2005	9
ha	mareva	May 19th 2005	205
The DeePhunk	t510	May 19th 2005	5
hahahaahahaa n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	10
all while wearin' the freshest dunks...	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	11
The BigReg.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	7
The DeePhunk	bonamie	May 19th 2005	8
LOL!!!!!! I am dying n/m.	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	14
The DeePhunk	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	13
the t510.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	15
!	ShinobiShaw	May 19th 2005	253
The Improv	t510	May 19th 2005	17
lol.	R A i n	May 19th 2005	21
D'oh!	Improv	May 19th 2005	32
THIS is rareform...	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	53
hahahahahahahaha	mareva	May 19th 2005	206
The T510	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	18
lol @	Malarki	May 19th 2005	27
the t510	K_A_Wright	May 19th 2005	19
rofl I HATE YOU	t510	May 19th 2005	22
i loves you, porgy. :)	K_A_Wright	May 19th 2005	29
grabs mouth and stares n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	23
The DeePhunk	bonamie	May 19th 2005	20
The Madwriter	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	24
ha.	R A i n	May 19th 2005	26
what's with teh name change?	madwriter	May 19th 2005	65
The Janus	WarriorPoet415	May 19th 2005	25
the bonamie.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	28
runs home and cries	bonamie	May 19th 2005	62
dead	StillWaters	May 19th 2005	136
The Brainchild	t510	May 19th 2005	30
u forgot "in the shower"	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	33
you're just jealous. n/m	BrainChild	May 19th 2005	226
you just want me to be jealous	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	228
The CyrenYoung	Improv	May 19th 2005	31
ha!!! n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	36
LMAO	Mouse Alexander	May 19th 2005	45
LOL	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	83
The Laziboy	luvlee2003	May 19th 2005	34
hearty appaluse n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	43
throws my full support behind this reply it's actually	lazyboi	May 19th 2005	152
The atruhead	t510	May 19th 2005	35
heh.	luvlee2003	May 19th 2005	41
Country'sMakeHerCumInUnder5 Vol. 1	CountryRapTunes	May 19th 2005	37
The Burbknight	t510	May 19th 2005	38
The BuildingBlock	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	39
the Melanism/Ampersand.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	40
The LittleTortilla	Improv	May 19th 2005	42
The Ampersand/Melanism	t510	May 19th 2005	44
hahaha	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	48
ROFL	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	60
Shit	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	86
The KAWright	bonamie	May 19th 2005	46
don't forget the bones...	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	76
RE: don't forget the bones...	JellyBean	May 19th 2005	129
The BurbKnight.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	47
lol n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	50
!	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	49
the layzboi	bonamie	May 19th 2005	51
hidden genius	adcqtpie	May 19th 2005	262
The K_A_Wright.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	52
HA!	t510	May 19th 2005	57
middle finger	K_A_Wright	May 19th 2005	90
rofl	ShinobiShaw	May 19th 2005	254
The Wugambina.........	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	54
The Burb	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	69
hahahahahaha n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	72
The Wugambina II	Darryl_Licke	May 19th 2005
!!!	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	199
the nk	bonamie	May 19th 2005	55
that's just ridiculous	atruhead	May 19th 2005	68
you do better.	nk	May 19th 2005	79
The filthyessence.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	56
bwahahahahahaaaa!..	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	85
The SugaStix/Ace ecA	Improv	May 19th 2005	58
not funny	sugaStix	May 19th 2005	63
but why is this true? lmao nm	lfresh	May 19th 2005	150
The Bonamie	t510	May 19th 2005	59
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!	bonamie	May 19th 2005	61
The Bonamie	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	64
The Rich_G......	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	66
ha!	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	71
WHAT THEE.....	Rich_G	May 19th 2005	196
the lonestranger.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	67
That's actually pretty acurate	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	92
You son of a... n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	95
The Kevin26_2..................	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	70
the Burbknight	bonamie	May 19th 2005	73
I can't clap to this.... for this is false .... women do not	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	77
*stares at you knowing full well that you know full well that I have	abby	May 19th 2005	252
oh snap lol n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	258
The Belief..........	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	74
and if you don't know, now you know	Belief	May 19th 2005	234
The Janus	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	75
the Dreadmedia.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	78
lol	mareva	May 19th 2005	208
hah	eclipsedInI	May 20th 2005	267
the t510	bonamie	May 19th 2005	80
Thee Nate Geezie	Sha	May 19th 2005	81
o	adcqtpie	May 19th 2005	126
The BigReg	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	82
The Rjcc	atruhead	May 19th 2005	84
and...	AfterDark	May 19th 2005	224
The Shinobi Shaw	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	87
hahaha	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	91
Look at Ms. Giggly over here. n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	103
Can someone PLEASE do the following OKPS:	NikaMandela	May 19th 2005	88
this is such an inside joke	DVActivist	May 19th 2005	97
The Penney	bonamie	May 19th 2005	89
The Keybored.....	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	93
The KA Wright	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	94
GASP n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	101
this will undoubtedly be my first anchored thread for gd...	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	96
The Inkast.	atruhead	May 19th 2005	98
RE: The Inkast.	JellyBean	May 19th 2005
the shesohood	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	99
I don't even know who SheSoHood is...	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	107
LMAOOOOOOOO	JBoogs	May 19th 2005	133
flatlines	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	176
killing it	Slim Ass Rivets	May 19th 2005	181
How did I miss this?!	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	215
heh.	tex	May 19th 2005	238
LeroyBumpkin	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	100
Muha!!! n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	102
ARTESIAN!..	CyrenYoung	May 19th 2005	104
oh shit, lol	mareva	May 19th 2005	209
the Sha-nizzlator.	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	105
then u	Sha	May 19th 2005	194
the MashComp	bonamie	May 19th 2005	106
addenum	atruhead	May 19th 2005	114
the buildingblock	atruhead	May 19th 2005	108
The mistermaxx	jaboonday	May 19th 2005	109
im really crackin up... really..	Phenomenality	May 19th 2005	110
the latenitemix	bonamie	May 19th 2005	111
lol it's chasez	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	115
hilarity	mareva	May 19th 2005	211
the CyrenYoung.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	112
y'all have no sense!	ScandalousWoman	May 19th 2005	113
the etan thomas.	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	116
the aquarious soul.	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	117
the soulygal	bonamie	May 19th 2005	118
the gypsojos	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	119
in the woods.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	130
jeepers	Slim Ass Rivets	May 19th 2005	177
...all while keeping tacky lip-liner intact...	MALACHI	May 19th 2005	184
the truth oneOK	bonamie	May 19th 2005	120
You don't know me at all.	truth0ne SGC	May 21st 2005	270
the janey	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	121
the janey (adavanced)	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	132
RE: the janey (adavanced and revised)	janey	May 19th 2005	187
the Gravity	gravity508	May 19th 2005	122
The Michael Jackson	Billy The Kid	May 19th 2005	123
best post in weeks	donwill	May 19th 2005	124
StacyAdams	evolution_23	May 19th 2005	125
The CRichMonkey	atruhead	May 19th 2005	127
THE AO (Y'ALLS IS NOT READY)	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	128
looks to the sky confused n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	134
dog. i don't know what to make of this.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005
she started it off with	MrThomas43423	May 19th 2005
she must got legs like that alien from contact.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	140
ahahahahaaaaaaa.... nm.	K_A_Wright	May 19th 2005	159
LMFAO.	Quixotic	May 19th 2005	259
It's worse than an Ikea manual.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	141
LMAO!!!!	Billy The Kid	May 19th 2005	146
bwa-HA! nm	lfresh	May 19th 2005	156
UGH!	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	160
sigh	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	147
stop posting	MrThomas43423	May 19th 2005	149
STFU	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	151
U have totally misunderstood the basis of this whole thread.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	155
no i didn't	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	157
no thats sitting STRAIGHT up	MrThomas43423	May 19th 2005	163
I swear to God I can actually SEE my IQ dropping. n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	169
:-)	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	174
whatever's clever	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	170
the funniest sh** all day...I'm CRYIN ova here	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	198
i try	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	222
I haven't laughed this hard in months!!!	silentwar	May 19th 2005	263
snatches crack pipe from annie oakley NO MO FO YOU. nm	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	145
perhaps we should film together so i can explain?	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	148
no thanks, youre prolly a man. nm	Binlahab	May 19th 2005	158
a guy named annie, life is tough	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	165
the southphillyman	atruhead	May 19th 2005	131
then post about licking the sweat and pussy juice	sugaStix	May 19th 2005	137
The Whaleboy	Robert	May 19th 2005	135
lmao...well done.	al_sharp	May 19th 2005	241
the darryllicke.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	138
you stupid, dude...LOL!!!	DRUGHABIT76	May 19th 2005	164
The Drughabit76	Darryl_Licke	May 19th 2005	188
but you know the words, right nigga?!?	DRUGHABIT76	May 19th 2005	193
the deluge.	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	139
addendum	lfresh	May 19th 2005	161
lmao !	Deluge	May 20th 2005	265
the soulgyal	JBoogs	May 19th 2005	142
The latenitemx	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	143
the latenitemix II	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	144
ha!	latenitemix	May 19th 2005	166
the willydynamite.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	153
Glorious!	TopNotchDGame	May 19th 2005	216
the ShawnDMESlanted (aka the houston rocket)	JBoogs	May 19th 2005	154
addendum	lfresh	May 19th 2005	171
The Brainchild	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	162
The Deluge	Ampersand	May 19th 2005	167
that's good.	mareva	May 19th 2005	213
The Lunchbox...	DVS	May 19th 2005	168
3 & 4 THAT'S GULLY!!! LMAO nm	lfresh	May 19th 2005	180
LOL at 1 and 2	Billy The Kid	May 19th 2005	201
GUH'Lee	Lunchbox	May 19th 2005	233
The PlanentInfinite	Darryl_Licke	May 19th 2005	172
the darryllicke.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	173
The PlanentInfinite II	Darryl_Licke	May 19th 2005
why wugambina gotta be runnin her mouth like that tho?	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	189
ain't nobody believin you man.	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	195
!!!!!!!!!!!!!	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	191
!!	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	179
The JBoogs	lfresh	May 19th 2005	175
aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha	karkar	May 19th 2005	182
lmao	JBoogs	May 19th 2005	244
The AnnieOakley	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	178
You forgot...	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	183
is she cussin anyone else out via inbox	MrThomas43423	May 19th 2005	192
fuck you too	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	231
The AnnieOakley	t510	May 19th 2005	186
y'all ain't got to worry about me no more	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	229
The Afrobongo	lfresh	May 19th 2005	185
the sixteenstone.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	190
The Belief	Rich_G	May 19th 2005	197
ha! The Tex	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	202
aroo?	tex	May 19th 2005	230
dayum nigguh	Belief	May 19th 2005	236
I ain't say what it was in....	Rich_G	May 19th 2005	239
The Phenomenality	Phenomenality	May 19th 2005	200
awesome n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	203
What yall know bout the sweet melodies of Stewart Scott tho?	Phenomenality	May 19th 2005	255
I think I love you.	iagoali	May 19th 2005	218
The Kevin26_2 part II.......	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	204
now that's hilarious.	WuGambina	May 19th 2005	207
true n/m	BurbKnight	May 19th 2005	210
the doug funnie.	PlanetInfinite	May 19th 2005	212
The Okay Sports	Billy The Kid	May 19th 2005	214
hilarious	donwill	May 19th 2005	217
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...	MALACHI	May 19th 2005	220
RE: The Okay Sports	AnnieOakley	May 19th 2005	223
the qoolquest	lazyboi	May 19th 2005	219
'chu know about quest's pubes, Lay?	beautifulskin	May 20th 2005	266
The Doug Funnie	Frank Longo	May 19th 2005	221
The Deluge	BrainChild	May 19th 2005	227
lmao	aflakete	May 19th 2005	237
Aww shit, u have broken the "fiction" barrier. n/m	DeePhunk	May 19th 2005	243
The T510	BrainChild	May 19th 2005	232
huh?	t510	May 19th 2005	235
well who the fuck was it that doesn't like mayonaisse?	BrainChild	May 19th 2005	240
ahahahaaaaaaa	K_A_Wright	May 20th 2005	268
the al_sharp...	al_sharp	May 19th 2005	242
the al_sharp...	Robert	May 19th 2005	248
lmao...take a bow, dude...	al_sharp	May 19th 2005	256
the karkar	JBoogs	May 19th 2005	245
har har	karkar	May 19th 2005	257
y'all never tire of these variations on the OKpopularity post	nabi	May 19th 2005	246
y'all never tire of these variations on the OKpopularity post	nabi	May 19th 2005	247
it's so fun to watch the kids play...	breeze	May 19th 2005	261
The SouthPhillyMan	58impala	May 19th 2005	249
POST OVER n/m	BrainChild	May 19th 2005	250
i was surprised nobody said that before i did	58impala	May 19th 2005	251
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	Mic_Specialist	May 23rd 2005	272
Wow	bassndaplace	May 19th 2005	260
I almost didnt click this....	auset1	May 19th 2005	264
entertaining	keyoleo	May 20th 2005	269
RE: OKP Sex Positions: The 2005 Edition.	Improv	May 23rd 2005	271
The Al_Sharp	Mic_Specialist	May 23rd 2005	273
The 3030	Mic_Specialist	May 23rd 2005	274
lemme g'head and archive this...	CyrenYoung	May 23rd 2005	275

DeePhunk
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1. "The Spec Boogie."
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Lay your woman naked flat on the bed and tell her to "hold on real quick." Take 4 Ls to the head. Zone out and begin to freestyle yourself for about 20 minutes. Turn around and look back at the bed and say to the woman "Yo why u layin' there naked son?"

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Billy The Kid
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Thu May-19-05 10:50 AM

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12. "ROFL"
In response to Reply # 1

Genius

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SPEC
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225. "dammit!"
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Trace
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2. "*stands poised for another funeral post, just in case*"
In response to Reply # 0

-----------------
tryna play like

U
NO
ME

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t510
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Thu May-19-05 10:46 AM

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3. "The lingo"
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while your lover tries furiously to satisfy you in missionary position, berate them and tell them if you were someone else, they'd be performing better than they are right now

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6. "bwahahahahaa!.."
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__________________________
www.okayplayer.com/guidelines

..and miles to go before i sleep... (c) frost

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Ronni
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Thu May-19-05 10:52 AM

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16. "excellent."
In response to Reply # 3

_________________________________
...my two cents

I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

http://profiles.myspace.com//LoveRonni

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4. "The eclipsedInI."
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Have your woman in the cowgirl position (her on top). 2 minutes before climax, reach behind your bed for the skull you bought on Canal Street that lights up in the dark. Hold that in one hand. Light 3 sticks of Nag Champa and hold in the other hand. Shake both vigorously in the air until climax. Push the girl off and ask "Yo where the liquor at? Yo don't play me where da liquor at?"

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9. "The decatur"
In response to Reply # 4

Put all cell phones on vibrate, Put em all on her clit. Call each one, one by one, whilst eating dat monkey.

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touched like midas these bitch ass niggas they study and bite us.

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205. "ha"
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� � � � � �
www.alienatlien.wordpress.com

i got soul.

and i'm super bad.

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5. "The DeePhunk"
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Thu May-19-05 11:01 AM by t510

change into various sexual positions during intercourse. while doing so, mention this particular position you invented. if you did not invent it, say you know the guy who did. then take them to freedom

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10. "hahahaahahaa n/m"
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11. "all while wearin' the freshest dunks..."
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__________________________
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..and miles to go before i sleep... (c) frost

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7. "The BigReg."
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Put the new System of a Down in one stereo. Put Dipset's Diplomatic Immunity in another stereo. Opposite sides of the room. Hit your woman off doggy style while explaining the merits of both albums with a Heineken in each hand, not spilling a drop.

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8. "The DeePhunk"
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after a long courtship and elaborately set up dates, you grow tired waiting for the payoff and go in to kiss him and he screams "YOU STOLE MY MOVE! I CREATED THAT MOVE! I AM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS! RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY"

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

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14. "LOL!!!!!! I am dying n/m."
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13. "The DeePhunk"
In response to Reply # 0

Engage in a variety of positions while having "Make some noise, bitch" yelled at you.
---
http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
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15. "the t510."
In response to Reply # 0

Engage in a 30-minute sweat inducing missionary style sex session.

After climax, say "I hated it." Go to living room and make aluminum foil sandals.

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253. "!"
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http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw

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17. "The Improv"
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set up a sex date with a tasty young man or woman of your liking
speak to them on the phone before the rendevous and say 'you have fun. bust a nut for me' and then stand them up

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21. "lol."
In response to Reply # 17

...
we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first.� okpdan

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32. "D'oh!"
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Grow
"Imagine this..."

Order Sixty Six

"And sorry if I seem a lil bold, I'm too damn old to be playing these games with ya..."

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53. "THIS is rareform..."
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..t's KILLIN' it this week...

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206. "hahahahahahahaha"
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18. "The T510"
In response to Reply # 0

Have sex with the fear of hitting the wrong spot and having "Aww, you dumb muthafucka!" yelled at you at any given moment.
---
http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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Malarki
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27. "lol @"
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>"Aww, you dumb muthafucka!"

Ĵεŋ

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19. "the t510"
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Thu May-19-05 10:53 AM by K_A_Wright

tell your lover everything that you plan to do to them. brag about your prowess and how fantastic your love making will be.

lay them down on the bed, unbutton your shirt and then say that you don't really feel up to it and go home or to queens.

~K

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

there is no kristy - only zool.

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22. "rofl I HATE YOU"
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u forgot to add go home to queens and sleep with someone else

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29. "i loves you, porgy. :)"
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~K

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

there is no kristy - only zool.

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23. "*grabs mouth and stares* n/m"
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20. "The DeePhunk"
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after listening to him go on and on about his sneakers you finally get him ready to get busy
just when y'all think it's about to go down and be the greatest session ever, desus busts in and starts singing "It's So Hard To Say GOodbye", t510 comes in next screaming "THEY SHOT TUPAC", then okayplayer after okayplayer comes in adding colorful commentary til y'all get tired and throw up your hands and leave

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Ampersand
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24. "The Madwriter"
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Any type of awkward sex
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http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

R U My Friend:
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1445095

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R A i n
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26. "ha."
In response to Reply # 24

...
we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first.� okpdan

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65. "what's with teh name change?"
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i was about to cus u out
till i relaize it was youse
lol
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bloggin it: http://thehomelands.net/blogger.html

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25. "The Janus"
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Hit the girl doggy-style in the dookey chute while looking into the full length mirror you placed on her back.

Blow kisses to yourself.

Climax on guitar and proceed to strum it.

************************************************

<<<<<<<<Don't Drool On The Avy>>>>>>>>

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
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28. "the bonamie."
In response to Reply # 0

Get VERY tipsy of a wine of your choice. Grab your man by the collar and bring him to the bedroom and tell him you need BET on to get in the mood. Make sure it's a Soul Food marathon on. Engage in passionate, headboard breaking sex. Any time Boris Kodjoe appears on screen, stop immediately, crumble into a ball and cry until the scene is over. Return to sex.

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62. "*runs home and cries*"
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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

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136. "*dead*"
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gracious.

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30. "The Brainchild"
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starts with a rigorous screening process in which you filter out any potential coital mates who like subpar music

induce foreplay by showing mate your most treasured musical albums. slap their hand if they try to touch them

have sex in positions that allow you view of your music collection

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33. "u forgot "in the shower""
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hahaha

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226. "you're just jealous. n/m"
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--me--
http://www.myspace.com/onesoulfulnegro

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228. "you just want me to be jealous"
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______
gnap.

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31. "The CyrenYoung"
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Take a young lady or man of your liking to your bedroom. Turn on smooth r&b (preferably Donnie Hathaway). Slowly strip their clothes off, planting kisses ever so softly. Lay them back and just look at them, switching toothpick for side to side. In 10 mintues, orgasm is reached (accompanied with glitter falling from the ceiling)

Grow
"Imagine this..."

Order Sixty Six

"And sorry if I seem a lil bold, I'm too damn old to be playing these games with ya..."

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36. "ha!!! n/m"
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.

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45. "LMAO"
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Avy: The Brown Bomber

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83. "LOL"
In response to Reply # 31

the toothpick and "pretty ducst"...priceless.

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34. "The Laziboy"
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Yell "I'm CUMMING FOR YOU NIGGA!!" upon climax

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43. "*hearty appaluse* n/m"
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152. "*throws my full support behind this reply* it's actually"
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similar to a real life occurence i had

today in black history we celebrate: I never did represent doing dumb shit � chuck d
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35. "The atruhead"
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sell your mate porn. pocket the cash. leave
then complain about women

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41. "heh."
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www.twitter.com/luvlee2003

♥♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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37. "Country'sMakeHerCumInUnder5 Vol. 1"
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i'll be back with instructions

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38. "The Burbknight"
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break into someone's home while they are having intercourse and observe. make many loud comments on sex that you've read online and seen in books or porn. climax. exeunt. go to church.

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39. "The BuildingBlock"
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Have the best sexual experience of your life only for him to tell you afterwards why it was overrated
---
http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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40. "the Melanism/Ampersand."
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Lay your head on the woman's shoulder for 20 minutes before doing anything intimate.

At the 21-minute mark, take out old back issue of X-Men. Instruct the woman to assume the doggystyle position. Lay comic book on the woman's back and read whilst stroking. Command the woman to yell "EXCELSIOR!" when she's about to cum.

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42. "The LittleTortilla"
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Thu May-19-05 11:07 AM by Improv

Place "You must be this tall to ride" scale in front of bedroom door. If you are under, sorry charlie

Grow
"Imagine this..."

Order Sixty Six

"And sorry if I seem a lil bold, I'm too damn old to be playing these games with ya..."

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44. "The Ampersand/Melanism"
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initiate foreplay to relax consisting of alcohol and or marijuana. begin to laugh hysterically and fall asleep.

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48. "hahaha"
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______
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60. "ROFL"
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---
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"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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86. "Shit"
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46. "The KAWright"
In response to Reply # 0

stuff your lover with a tasty meal and sweet nothings
get set to get busy all oily and greasy
then refuse to go any further until he insists that you taste like Georgia Peaches

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76. "don't forget the bones..."
In response to Reply # 46

..upon climax, she will smack said partner wit' ivory and yell

"..DOMINO, mufukah!.."

__________________________
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129. "RE: don't forget the bones..."
In response to Reply # 76

>..upon climax, she will smack said partner wit' ivory and
>yell
>
>"..DOMINO, mufukah!.."

so I laughed so loud when I read this, my boss came and asked me was I ok...dumb funny!

"If you feel your life is much too hard, just go have a talk with God." ~Stevie Wonder

"Man you fakin!" ~Simmon
RIP baby I love ya...find peace

"Love is just a four letter word just like shit damn fuck AIDS..."~Mr. Fenner

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47. "The BurbKnight."
In response to Reply # 0

Set up mini-karaoke machine w/ microphone on the bed. Wear a fedora and hold a glass of red wine whilst hitting it slow. Put the volume to 10 on the karaoke machine. Every 10 seconds put the mic to your mouth and ask the woman "Are you faking? You can tell me. I can take it like a man."

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50. "lol n/m"
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49. "!"
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I don't remember this post being done before...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2133755326

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51. "the layzboi"
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provide a hulk hogan costume for your lover while you dress up as brett hart
rope off the bed
toss your lover on the bed and put her in a figure 8, bang her til she begs for mercy or pretends that the match, I mean the session, is over
never take off your costume

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262. "hidden genius"
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52. "The K_A_Wright."
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Call up your lover and rile them up over the phone to get ready for lovemaking.

Get in your car and drive and forget how to get to your lover's house.

=========================================================
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57. "HA!"
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90. "*middle finger*"
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~K

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

there is no kristy - only zool.

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254. "rofl"
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http://www.rareformnyc.com
http://www.myspace.com/shinobishaw

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54. "The Wugambina........."
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Feed your mate a brownie with ice cream and watch their crotch rise, and watch them convulse and pass out.......... then walk away smiling.

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69. "The Burb"
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take'em to dinner, the movies, the bookstore, the grocery store, and finally their crib. Be sure to close them in a heated car while you walk around to the driver's side of the car during travel. When at their crib, have lively conversation while sitting on the couch massaging him/her. Get'em heated and when it's time to get busy....remember that you forgot the jimmys. Click tongue and say "DANG IT!"* Go home and play video games.

*"CRAP!" will suffice also.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
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72. "hahahahahaha n/m"
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"The Wugambina II"

Get a bit tipsy, yoke up conquest in a headlock with threats of never getting any cookies, pass out before anything happens.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
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199. "!!!"
In response to Reply # 0

you know you want me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
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55. "the nk"
In response to Reply # 0

while wearing your most humble gear book a fine dude and bring him back to the crib
strip to your underoos and demand that your conquest rip up a picture of jazmean and spit on it
when he refuses call him a jewish bitch and kick him out

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68. "that's just ridiculous"
In response to Reply # 55

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79. "you do better."
In response to Reply # 55

..

do the down the way
dayton youngstown cleveland cincinnati

in the beginning
there was sand and dust
and niggas like us
(c)sa-ra

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56. "The filthyessence."
In response to Reply # 0

Come to the bedroom in nothing but glasses and fingerless gloves.

Make love to your woman in every way imaginable and unimaginable.

Grab her hand after she climaxes and bring her to your PC.

Instruct her to make a MySpace account and add you as her "friend."

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85. "bwahahahahahaaaa!.."
In response to Reply # 56

..wit' paint EVERYWHERE...

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58. "The SugaStix/Ace ecA"
In response to Reply # 0

1) Walk into room together
2) kiss each other
3) strip
4) turn on computer
5) take turns writing cybersex messages

Grow
"Imagine this..."

Order Sixty Six

"And sorry if I seem a lil bold, I'm too damn old to be playing these games with ya..."

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sugaStix
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63. "not funny"
In response to Reply # 58

the cyber messages are 1st.

lol

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150. "but why is this true? lmao nm"
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The L is for Lady.

�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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59. "The Bonamie"
In response to Reply # 0

insist your mate be completely clean, washed, and trimmed
produce a jar of special intercourse body scrub you made for the occassion
then decline sex as it will ruin your hair

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61. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
In response to Reply # 59

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Ampersand
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64. "The Bonamie"
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Thu May-19-05 11:18 AM by Ampersand

Get sent a copy of 'love jones' in the mail two days prior with a message that says "Take notes"

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"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
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66. "The Rich_G......"
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Go over to your mate's house and proceed to the bedroom..... while pounding it... tell her how wrong she is for having drawls with disney characters on them.

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WuGambina
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71. "ha!"
In response to Reply # 66

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
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196. "WHAT THEE....."
In response to Reply # 66

But I am cool with the Betty Boop boy cut panties jump-off.... just sayin'....

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67. "the lonestranger."
In response to Reply # 0

Wear nothing but a Michael Jordan Bulls jersey, #23.

Ask your lover to wear a John Starks Knicks jersey.

Commence to wear that ass out with your tongue stuck out. Say nothing.

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92. "That's actually pretty acurate"
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I keed. I keed.

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95. "You son of a... n/m"
In response to Reply # 92

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70. "The Kevin26_2.................."
In response to Reply # 0

Tell your mate that you are gonna come through..... put on your running shoes.... and run from the other side of town, but pass up her house because the run was so good... then call her the next day and say "I ran past your house too far, and didn't want to run back"

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bonamie
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73. "the Burbknight"
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go home alone after you obliviously turn down every woman who throws herself at you
before you get in the bed send up a prayer asking God to send you a good woman

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77. "I can't clap to this.... for this is false .... women do not"
In response to Reply # 73

throw themselves at me.......... and if they do, they strip off my clothes and laugh and say "psyche"

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252. "*stares at you knowing full well that you know full well that I have"
In response to Reply # 77

thrown myself at you plenty of times to which you replied that you did not have enough gas money to get to Atlanta*

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258. "oh snap lol n/m"
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74. "The Belief.........."
In response to Reply # 0

Play Mars Volta to set the mood... while hitting that donkey punch your mate, then write poem about "5th Ward til I die" and hang it on the wall with a samurai sword.

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234. "and if you don't know, now you know"
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down on the upside

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Ampersand
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75. "The Janus"
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Have sex and then receive a phone call from him/her disguising their voice saying "hi, i heard you slept with ____. wasn't he/she great?"

This conitnues for about a year.
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78. "the Dreadmedia."
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Take your lover into a dark room and close the door behind you. Tell her to feel her way to the bed and to wait. After a duration of time of your choosing, quietly feel your way over to the bed, sneak up behind her, give her a pound and go "Yo whassup."

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208. "lol"
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267. "hah"
In response to Reply # 78

_____________________
puttin' the roota in the toota since 98'

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80. "the t510"
In response to Reply # 0

get your conquest back to the rest and put on a cd to set the mood
after you find out he doesnt know the words to "Millie Pulled A Pistol On Santa Claus" kick his ass out, make yourself a sandwhich and go make fun of your brother

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81. "Thee Nate Geezie"
In response to Reply # 0

*disclaimer do not do this move unless u are confident in ya SNC skills...

place victim in full body sock...put on draws off stripper mix..and hump the wrinkles out ya clothing

You want it one way, when it's the other (c) Marlo Stansfield

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126. "o"
In response to Reply # 81

shit

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82. "The BigReg"
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Have sex anywhere in the world and wonder "where does s/he keep getting Henikens from"

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84. "The Rjcc"
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Upon climax when you're unsatisfied call your lover a fucking idiot. When they try and talk about what went wrong, only argue what a fucking idiot they are.

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AfterDark
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224. "and..."
In response to Reply # 84

tell your lover to google the solution to the given lovemaking problem.

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Ampersand
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87. "The Shinobi Shaw"
In response to Reply # 0

Get in bed ready for some sexing. S/he will go in the bathroom to get ready. After awhile you wonder what's taking so long and ask if they are coming out, s/he replies "I'll be ready in 10 minutes"

This goes on for an hour.

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http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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91. "hahaha"
In response to Reply # 87

______
gnap.

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103. "Look at Ms. Giggly over here. n/m"
In response to Reply # 91

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88. "Can someone PLEASE do the following OKPS:"
In response to Reply # 0

karkar
keybored
vex
gypsyojos

i would but i dont have a clever/funny bone in my body

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DVActivist
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97. "this is such an inside joke"
In response to Reply # 88

i don't get any of it!

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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
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89. "The Penney"
In response to Reply # 0

after unsuccessfully spending your evening trying to "bump into" CyrenYoung, pick up the first curlyhaired negro you see
while climaxing scream "OH CYRENYOUNG THIS IS SO GENTLE AND SEXY"
immediately send him packing and go back to walking round your neighborhood trying to find Cyren

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93. "The Keybored....."
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while hittin' that.... bend backwards towards the keyboard and proceed to post on how good you are getting it right now.... then take the digicam and proceed to show OKP a play by play on how you are putting it down... while sticking your tongue out at the screen.

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Ampersand
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94. "The KA Wright"
In response to Reply # 0

Spend 2 hours arguing "no you come over" "No, YOU come over"

Give up and masturbate,
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"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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101. "*GASP* n/m"
In response to Reply # 94

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96. "this will undoubtedly be my first anchored thread for gd..."
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..i'm crackin' up over here...
__________________________
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..and miles to go before i sleep... (c) frost

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98. "The Inkast."
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fuck your cousin then talk about it online thinking you'll get cool points

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"RE: The Inkast."

so wrong for this

"If you feel your life is much too hard, just go have a talk with God." ~Stevie Wonder

"Man you fakin!" ~Simmon
RIP baby I love ya...find peace

"Love is just a four letter word just like shit damn fuck AIDS..."~Mr. Fenner

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99. "the shesohood"
In response to Reply # 0

while making sweet passionate halle on billy bobesque love to the pinktoe of your choice, loudly misspell, mispronounce and generally act as ignant as humanly possible

ie: OOOWW, bahba..THAS MY SPIT...right there, right thurrrrrrrrr

www.reunion.punchdouble.com

www.buildthedream.org
888-484-3373

'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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107. "I don't even know who SheSoHood is..."
In response to Reply # 99

...but THAT'S MY SPIT just made me almost spit laughing.

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133. "LMAOOOOOOOO"
In response to Reply # 99

"They are obviously the best team I've played against all season...You play against a team like that, and they put you through hell. You have to have a lot of respect for them... They're the team I'll be cheering for." -- Allen Iverson
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176. "*flatlines*"
In response to Reply # 99

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2133755326

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181. "killing it"
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215. "How did I miss this?!"
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Thanks alot, now I have to go pee.

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238. "heh."
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100. "LeroyBumpkin"
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Send the lover of your choice a photo essay of things you�d like to do to him/her. Spend the entire lovemaking session �posing him/her naturally.� When you're done, challenge him/her to a drinking contest, lose horribly, proceed to dance all up on him/her whilst vigorously spanking your own ass.

Deny the whole thing for years to come.

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102. "Muha!!! n/m"
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104. "ARTESIAN!.."
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__________________________
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..and miles to go before i sleep... (c) frost

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209. "oh shit, lol"
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105. "the Sha-nizzlator."
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when looking over your shoulder during doggie, you find yourself frozen in midlook, because your lavender/chauntruese/bright yellow hair do made you look oddly like a modern day version of Jem

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'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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194. "then u"
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tap ya ear and say show time Synergy

You want it one way, when it's the other (c) Marlo Stansfield

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bonamie
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106. "the MashComp"
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rescue a girl from some hooligans trying to attack her
take her to the finest of vegetarian restaurants and lavish her with compliments and ask her to be your queen godess new earth
take her back to the rest get busy and kick her out after she wont let you squirt on her tittays

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114. "addenum"
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Thu May-19-05 11:49 AM by atruhead

>rescue a girl from some hooligans trying to attack her
>take her to the finest of vegetarian restaurants and lavish
>her with compliments and ask her to be your queen godess new
>earth
>take her back to the rest get busy

pull out and exclaim "what about the titties?"

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108. "the buildingblock"
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during the act whisper in their ear about the celebrities who came by your job today

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109. "The mistermaxx"
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Start the evening off by forcing your mate to bow to the altar of Shaquille O'Neal standing across from the bed. Tell her that this is in preparation for receiving "The Most Dominant Force in the History of Coitus". Turn on the R. Kelly mix on the computer, starting off with "Seems Like You're Ready". Proceed to lay plastic out on the bed, lay the girl down, pull it out, and let her taste the golden spray. Continue with the R. Kelly mix to climax, making sure to smile at the camera randomly during the act.

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110. "im really crackin up... really.."
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;)
Breathe E.Z.

~Vee~

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111. "the latenitemix"
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Thu May-19-05 11:48 AM by bonamie

bring home the JC Chavez look-a-like you met at the NSync Karoake Extravaganza
tell him before y'all go any further he must get a Mary Kay facial and buy 5 tubes of Satin Hands
when taking his credit card information, see his id and notice that he's over 18
tell him he's too old for you, give him his receipt and send him on his way

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

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115. "lol it's chasez"
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______
gnap.

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211. "hilarity"
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112. "the CyrenYoung."
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Bathe yourself in Essence of Badger oils and lotions. The scent attract women of all afro and dread types to your lair. Light candles and make slow, passionate love to the woman. When all is said and done, reach to the nightable, give her your cell number and tell her to put her phone number in it. Give her a flyer for Fresh Produce.

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ScandalousWoman
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113. "y'all have no sense!"
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*******************
I had the Tyrese crazy love making episode planned, crawling around underneath the sheets n everything~ desoos

"may i have a red plastic cup of water, please?"

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116. "the etan thomas."
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while grasping your straight from ikea bookcase in 1 hand, and your headboard in the other, quote poetry, and create enough friction to cause all the nag champa in the house to catch on fire

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'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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117. "the aquarious soul."
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while sitting in a chair, far away from the people having unlawful carnal knowledge on the bed in front of you, place hands over eyes.

however: allow other hand to roam freely over body while occasionally drawing in deep lungfuls of badussyfied air.

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888-484-3373

'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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bonamie
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118. "the soulygal"
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take your date on a walk in the park while holding hands
go to the coffeeshop and read him excepts from "the black man's guide to loving a strong black woman"

tell him you have a treat for him
bring him back to your room and kiss and hug for hours
fall asleep while he's spooning you
cry yourself to sleep after you wake up and see him banging your roommate

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

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119. "the gypsojos"
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punch self in face. take picture. post on internet. slap self w/ cold luncheon meats, namely olive loaf. take picture. post on internet. mash glossy 8 x 10 of latrell spreewell into nethers. take picture. post on internet. call up bisexual cross dressing hermie. pay it to play your best friend. take picture. post on internet.

www.reunion.punchdouble.com

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888-484-3373

'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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PlanetInfinite
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130. "in the woods."
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"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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Slim Ass Rivets
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177. "jeepers"
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184. "...all while keeping tacky lip-liner intact..."
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"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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bonamie
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120. "the truth oneOK"
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go out to the club and watch all the cool kids have fun dance and party
get upset when the girl you've been eyeing all night doesnt respond to your stares and come up and talk to you
go home and lock every post on okp through the tears

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

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truth0ne SGC
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270. "You don't know me at all."
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121. "the janey"
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lady on the table on her back, legs up in a V
guy does cartwheels in place
women uses toy to finish what he ain't doin'

*takes a bow*

coming soon.....the AO (it'll blow ya mind.)

-AO
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132. "the janey (adavanced)"
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girl is on one of those sit-n-spin toys
guy does cartwheels around the table.

WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????!!

-AO
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http://www.organdonor.gov/

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janey
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187. "RE: the janey (adavanced and revised)"
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remember -- she has the sit n spin in her ass.

*bows*

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122. "the Gravity"
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it's all about the bottom....
!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!
Real Soul sistas like me don't grow on trees- Vicki Anderson

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Billy The Kid
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123. "The Michael Jackson"
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Upon hearing that "you are a pervert"... reply with "that's a pretty big word for a 9 year-old."

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donwill
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124. "best post in weeks"
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www.loudminoritymusic.com
tanya morgan - moonlighting coming summer 2005
Hey Jude ob la di ob la da, let it be.
++holler if you ever been placed in handcuffs++

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125. "StacyAdams"
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Find a fine white woman and take her to your place. As you kiss her you feel buckshots on the back on her neck and realize she's a poser. Get upset, but since you're still horny angrily inquire "Well is you at LEAST got some Indian in yo family?" If she says no, put her out and enjoy yourself some White Castle's while watching Andy Griffith...

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127. "The CRichMonkey"
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it will be your first time with her she says "not tonight, I want to wait".
you let her stay and the next day you get online talking about how you 'kicked that bitch to the curb'

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128. "THE AO (Y'ALLS IS NOT READY)"
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female:kneel standing strainght up, not with butt on feet
guy: get in it from behind, make sure to go UP in it not straight in it. Thrust up not forward. and use one hand to make da brestesess happy the other down south
female: if he likes it, please da booty, if not, just rub his thighs.

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?????????!!!!!!!!!!

-AO
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134. "*looks to the sky confused* n/m"
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PlanetInfinite
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"dog. i don't know what to make of this."

--------------------
"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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MrThomas43423
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"she started it off with"

"kneel standing straight up."

the wtfs followed immediately after.
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*this months annual woman of the year*

touch what i never
touched before.
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PlanetInfinite
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140. "she must got legs like that alien from contact."
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"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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K_A_Wright
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159. "ahahahahaaaaaaa.... nm."
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~K

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

there is no kristy - only zool.

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259. "LMFAO."
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~G.D.

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141. "It's worse than an Ikea manual."
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"make sure to go UP in it not straight in it. Thrust up not forward"

What in THEE fuck, I ask.

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Billy The Kid
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146. "LMAO!!!!"
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you guys are killing me

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156. "bwa-HA! nm"
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The L is for Lady.

�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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160. "UGH!"
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or maybe i've been with you before

"no that's WRONG!"

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147. "*sigh*"
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-when i say "kneel sitting" it means butt is on your feet, basically, sitting on your feet. "kneel standing" is on your knees.

guy is supposed to be a little lower than the girl so he can go up in instead of just banging directly in your back.

-AO
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MrThomas43423
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149. "stop posting"
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immediately.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*this months annual woman of the year*

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woke up and seen the sun...
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AnnieOakley
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151. "STFU"
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and kiss my @$$. or is that a new position?

-AO
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155. "U have totally misunderstood the basis of this whole thread."
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I'm gonna go 'sit standing straight up' now and do some more work.

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AnnieOakley
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157. "no i didn't"
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and sitting standing up meand you're not slouched. a-ha!

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MrThomas43423
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163. "no thats sitting STRAIGHT up"
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Thu May-19-05 12:56 PM by MrThomas43423

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*this months annual woman of the year*

touch what i never
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see what i've never
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woke up and seen the sun...
......

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DeePhunk
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169. "I swear to God I can actually SEE my IQ dropping. n/m"
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AnnieOakley
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174. ":-)"
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the irony was lost?

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170. "whatever's clever"
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-AO
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WuGambina
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198. "the funniest sh** all day...I'm CRYIN ova here"
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
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222. "i try"
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-AO
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silentwar
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263. "I haven't laughed this hard in months!!!"
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MrThomas got me crying...literally!!!!

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James Allen

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145. "*snatches crack pipe from annie oakley* NO MO FO YOU. nm"
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www.reunion.punchdouble.com

www.buildthedream.org
888-484-3373

'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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AnnieOakley
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148. "perhaps we should film together so i can explain?"
In response to Reply # 145

i'll put the link on OKP

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158. "no thanks, youre prolly a man. nm"
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www.reunion.punchdouble.com

www.buildthedream.org
888-484-3373

'im the shit. i need toilet paper. and some air freshener. fuck a hater.'

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165. "a guy named annie, life is tough"
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you have no idea

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131. "the southphillyman"
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pop in your videotape of Iverson's greatest moves, that gets you hard. going raw is a must, when you're done call your bol to come and get some whether she says it's okay or not.

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137. "then post about licking the sweat and pussy juice"
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from her ass crack.

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135. "The Whaleboy"
In response to Reply # 0

slides into bed only to get instantly kicked out by partner. tries to climb in again, gets kicked out of bed.

runs to closet and changes shirt. slides in...kicked out.

puts on glasses. gets kicked out.

throws on different cologne.

kicked out.

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al_sharp
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241. "lmao...well done."
In response to Reply # 135

Marmari: i played dumhi for my friends last week
Marmari: they were like "these are just your substance-abusing cohorts? or are they pros?"
Marmari: i'm like "they're professional substance abusing rappers"

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PlanetInfinite
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138. "the darryllicke."
In response to Reply # 0
Thu May-19-05 12:27 PM by PlanetInfinite

before getting down to the nitty, he initiates foreplay, helping him with his cover letter and resume, and complaining about his job. once the woman disrobes and approaches, jumps from the bed and jumps on the purple line train to damn near evanston to see "mindhunters" instead.

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http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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DRUGHABIT76
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164. "you stupid, dude...LOL!!!"
In response to Reply # 138

>before getting down to the nitty, he initiates foreplay,
>helping him with his cover letter and resume, and complaining
>about his job.

this made my stomach hurt...

www.brinapayne.wordpress.com

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Darryl_Licke
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188. "The Drughabit76"
In response to Reply # 164
Thu May-19-05 01:05 PM by Darryl_Licke

mid coitus make up a rap about how dude is/isn't putting it down. make sure it sounds remedial.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

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DRUGHABIT76
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193. "but you know the words, right nigga?!?"
In response to Reply # 188

lol

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DeePhunk
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139. "the deluge."
In response to Reply # 0

Set up a large, illuminated map of the United States on your living room floor a la the Queen Latifah "Ladies First" video. Meet one woman in each of the 50 states and make vigorous love all the while yelling "This one's for Brooklyn." Go back home and knock off corresponding state.

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lfresh
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161. "addendum"
In response to Reply # 139

and adds her to back his myspace page.
while he's on the front of all of theirs

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The L is for Lady.

�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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265. "lmao !"
In response to Reply # 139

_____________________________________________
the♥movement.nearness undividedness rapport integrity

06/03/06.

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142. "the soulgyal"
In response to Reply # 0

enters bedroom with an excited Michael Jackson
kissing, hugging, undressing ensues
Michael throbs from the sound of her puerile speech
he makes her post on OKP, reads post, THROB THROB
he fondles her
he gets pissed off when he figures out she's not a little BOY
she gets pissed off when she realizes he's not West Indian
writes a post about it
goes plat

"They are obviously the best team I've played against all season...You play against a team like that, and they put you through hell. You have to have a lot of respect for them... They're the team I'll be cheering for." -- Allen Iverson
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Ampersand
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143. "The latenitemx"
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Have sex while wearing a long haired blonde wig and point ears with a bow and arrow strapped to your back..

Don't be surprised to be called "Legolas"
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"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
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Ampersand
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144. "the latenitemix II"
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After some sexing, ask him/her how it was and hear "it could have used more cowbell"
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http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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latenitemix
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166. "ha!"
In response to Reply # 144

______
gnap.

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PlanetInfinite
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153. "the willydynamite."
In response to Reply # 0

after hours of hot talkshit and flirting, he gets a woman his home and they prepare for hot rabbit action. he realizes the woman has on a padded bra and is dissappointed that she didn't fulfill the mandate. he txt messages j-sun to delete her from his couch.

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"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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TopNotchDGame
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216. "Glorious!"
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JBoogs
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154. "the ShawnDMESlanted (aka the houston rocket)"
In response to Reply # 0

takes woman home
positions her doggy style
puts laptop on her back
plays Yao Ming navigation device over and over on computer
only humps when Yao says "NO"

"They are obviously the best team I've played against all season...You play against a team like that, and they put you through hell. You have to have a lot of respect for them... They're the team I'll be cheering for." -- Allen Iverson
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www.myspace.com/angoleiro

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lfresh
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171. "addendum"
In response to Reply # 154

while simulnateously kicking ass in monopoly
and checking on his gambling bets.

kicks woman out the bed if he comes close to losing monopoly
yao ming does not shout, and he's losing his bets.

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The L is for Lady.

�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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Ampersand
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162. "The Brainchild"
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Make love at 90 BPMs while s/he recite his favorite Stevie Wonder songs in year then track listing number.

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http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

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167. "The Deluge"
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Make love while watching a video of you two making love while watching a video of you two making love while watching a video of you two making...
---
http://melanism.com

"i'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later"
Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

R U My Friend:
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1445095

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mareva
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213. "that's good."
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168. "The Lunchbox..."
In response to Reply # 0

1. Oil up your chest and (bird)legs and show up in the bedroom with a wrestling belt and a laptop.
2. Tackle the woman and pin her to the bed while running thru a Powerpoint presentaion of pictures of you taken on ya Sidekick.
3. Forcefully insert your dick in her mouth while screaming "THAT'S GULLY!!!" at the top of your lungs for 10 minutes straight...
4. Beat the pussy up from the back to the tune of "I Don't Go To The Club"
5. Have woman sign onto Okayplayer and inbox 5 of her friends regarding how great the dick is.
6. Send woman home on the bus with a OMNi thong and a BetaMax copy of Wrestlemania III

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Waldorf and Statler Vol 4:CONAN IS OUT NOW!!!: http://waldorfandstatler.bandcamp.com

and don't forget to check "DVS 4 ALDERMAN"

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lfresh
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180. "3 & 4 THAT'S GULLY!!! LMAO nm"
In response to Reply # 168

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�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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Billy The Kid
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201. "LOL at 1 and 2"
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233. "GUH'Lee"
In response to Reply # 168

OMNi Are you listening?

RPWQ: The Divinci Code

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Darryl_Licke
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172. "The PlanentInfinite"
In response to Reply # 0

Use incoherent nonsensical jibberish to lure her to the rest...proceed to twist and turn into multiple positions making note how each reminds yourself of a particular aspect of a video game.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

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173. "the darryllicke."
In response to Reply # 172

kicks his reunion roommate out of the room to show some broad the many colours of the rainbow. complains months later about not getting any ass and inboxes said RE roommate "where the white hoes at?"

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"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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"The PlanentInfinite II"

Spend day shopping at H&M and Urban Outfitters, meet fine bitty at her spot, get her hot with gibber jabber, proceed to disrobe each other, she comments how the outfit is hot...when she asks if he got it at the Gap he puts his clothes back on while saying that comment was like saying a PS2 looked like a Coleco Vision.

but there is nothing wrong with being odd. i mean you arent inkast or adwhizz odd. - VABestBBW
Binlahab is a bitch.
I wouldn't trust okp, some of them don't even get any anymore since the Re's stopped - Anonymous OKP

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PlanetInfinite
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189. "why wugambina gotta be runnin her mouth like that tho?"
In response to Reply # 0

MAN THAT'S FUCKED UP, MA!!!

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http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
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"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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WuGambina
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195. "ain't nobody believin you man."
In response to Reply # 189

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
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191. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In response to Reply # 0

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2133755326

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WuGambina
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179. "!!"
In response to Reply # 172

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2133755326

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lfresh
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175. "The JBoogs"
In response to Reply # 0

writes a lovely sonnet enticing the woman into bed
slowly puls her clothes off
only the bottom garments mind you

quick flips her over, checks out bootay
pulls out measuring tape
if ass to waist ratio isn't on she's out

if ass ratio is on point

proceeds to have an ass fabulous time in ass many ass positions ever invented all the while crippling self in process because the ass was just too much.

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The L is for Lady.

�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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karkar
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182. "aaaaaaaaaaaahahaha"
In response to Reply # 175

ha

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244. "lmao"
In response to Reply # 175

"They are obviously the best team I've played against all season...You play against a team like that, and they put you through hell. You have to have a lot of respect for them... They're the team I'll be cheering for." -- Allen Iverson
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178. "The AnnieOakley"
In response to Reply # 0

1. deliberately make an ironic post
2. see if anyone gets it
3. make it even more convoluuted
4. see if they get it
5. give up

-AO
Please donate. I'm not the only one who's dying.
http://www.organdonor.gov/

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183. "You forgot..."
In response to Reply # 178

6. Admit this reply is bullshit.

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MrThomas43423
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192. "is she cussin anyone else out via inbox"
In response to Reply # 183

cause this shit is hilarious.

or better yet...

fuck you post i make fun of. i'm standing up on my ass typing for you truth.
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*this months annual woman of the year*

touch what i never
touched before.
see what i've never
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woke up and seen the sun...
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AnnieOakley
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231. "fuck you too"
In response to Reply # 183

n/m

-AO
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http://www.organdonor.gov/

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186. "The AnnieOakley"
In response to Reply # 178

mid coitus, fart or do something equally out of place. when called on it, leave the room, come back and tell them its irony and that theyre stupid

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229. "y'all ain't got to worry about me no more"
In response to Reply # 186

http://www.organdonor.gov/

A sista is literally dying

-AO
Please donate. I'm not the only one who's dying.
http://www.organdonor.gov/

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lfresh
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185. "The Afrobongo"
In response to Reply # 0

Woman convinces him to have sex but he only consents to doing so while watching F.C Barelona.

3 hours later
She's riding, he's watching the game.
FC Barcelona wins, he jumps up knocks poor girl onto the floor

he runs around the room shouting:
Bisca Bar�a !!!!!!!!!!
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�It'll be fine in the end.
If it's not fine it's not the end.�

you live the life you love
you love the life you live ~half pint

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PlanetInfinite
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190. "the sixteenstone."
In response to Reply # 0

after putting it down on several assorted beers and alcoholic beverages, pulls a guy into a corner and proceeds to make out with him. slimjm comes out of nowhere, calls her a "dirty whore" and "hopes she gets jumped".

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"the big 3" 5.17.05
http://baddudesgetburgers.blogspot.com/
avi titled: nohomo.
"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

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197. "The Belief"
In response to Reply # 0

Just put nutmeg on it..... oh and bring knives/swords

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WuGambina
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202. "ha! The Tex"
In response to Reply # 197

Lurk inside her doorstep for 24 hours straight and STILL miss the opportunity for ass. Disappointed, you go home and babysit.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<-----Meet Payton...she'll be mine once I figure out how to "off" her mother. j/k
RIP ODB
www.imagestation.com/album/?id=2133755326

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tex
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230. "aroo?"
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236. "dayum nigguh"
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you giving up the secret ingredient....now I'ma hafta cutchu

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Rich_G
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239. "I ain't say what it was in...."
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calm down ol fif ward of flying daggers azz woman....

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200. "The Phenomenality"
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jus the name itself lets you know its gon be good.. heh.

involves a PSII controller, stewart scott in the background, several blunts and a buffalo skin.. a form of missionary where he gets to relax an get milked while screaming war cry's.. (could be cuz of the extacy or the sensation of the hot sauce)

heehee..

Breathe E.Z.

~Vee~

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203. "awesome n/m"
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255. "What yall know bout the sweet melodies of Stewart Scott tho?"
In response to Reply # 203

ain nuttin like fuckin to scott..

sept maybe the crooning of barkley.. (he grew on me)

LOL
Breathe E.Z.

~Vee~

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iagoali
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218. "I think I love you."
In response to Reply # 200

DROP.
YOUR.
SWORD.

BITCH.

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BurbKnight
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204. "The Kevin26_2 part II......."
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I'm coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no I'm not.

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WuGambina
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207. "now that's hilarious."
In response to Reply # 204

could be several other Houston okps as well lol
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210. "true n/m"
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212. "the doug funnie."
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he pees in your ass. duh.

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"capcom didn't invent wolves." -ZoltonK

fuck that fly shit.
first to break out the black card.
and look to buy shit.

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Billy The Kid
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214. "The Okay Sports"
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Where 10 dudes are talking shit to each other, arguing about Steve Nash, then realize they all share common interests, and make out with each other, all while DMX's Ruff Ryder's Anthem is playing in the background. Afterwards, they all say "no homo" and hi-five the hell outta each other.

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donwill
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217. "hilarious"
In response to Reply # 214

www.loudminoritymusic.com
tanya morgan - moonlighting coming summer 2005
Hey Jude ob la di ob la da, let it be.
++holler if you ever been placed in handcuffs++

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MALACHI
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220. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."
In response to Reply # 214

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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223. "RE: The Okay Sports"
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a winner!

-AO
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219. "the qoolquest"
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doesn't matter what u do as long as you and your partner have wild and untamed pubic hair

today in black history we celebrate: I never did represent doing dumb shit � chuck d
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beautifulskin
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266. "'chu know about quest's pubes, Lay?"
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hahaha

Hips like metronomes
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Frank Longo
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221. "The Doug Funnie"
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*YOU MUST BE WHITE TO ADMINISTER THIS POSITION*

1. have sex with a black girl
2. pat yourself on the back
3. get enraged at Black Eyed Peas video post-coitus

More Christmas movies coming in 2025...

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227. "The Deluge"
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Take your date to BrainChild's apartment. After ensuring everyone inside is drunk to the point of almost passing out, slip out the door of brainchild's apartment and take your date up the steps. Rip off each other's clothes and commence to serving up backshots until BrainChild comes up the steps at which your date screams "don't come up here!!!"

. . .

--me--
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aflakete
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237. "lmao"
In response to Reply # 227

_________________________

*TWINNING*

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243. "Aww shit, u have broken the "fiction" barrier. n/m"
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232. "The T510"
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Near the end of a regular session, run out of the room disgusted because you don't like mayonaisse.

--me--
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t510
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235. "huh?"
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but i do like mayonnaise

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240. "well who the fuck was it that doesn't like mayonaisse?"
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delete this reply.

--me--
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K_A_Wright
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268. "ahahahaaaaaaa"
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~K

.:Southern Belle::Magnolia Smell:.

there is no kristy - only zool.

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242. "the al_sharp..."
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Thu May-19-05 03:32 PM by al_sharp

--gets with someone else's girlfriend.

--falls for her.

--can't be with her.

--writes emo-type-hip-hop album about it.

edit: this could be the dawgeatah as well.

Marmari: i played dumhi for my friends last week
Marmari: they were like "these are just your substance-abusing cohorts? or are they pros?"
Marmari: i'm like "they're professional substance abusing rappers"

http://www.myspace.com/shamelessplug

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Robert
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248. "the al_sharp..."
In response to Reply # 242

bangs girl out. claims she's the hottest he's had in 2005.

meets new girl following week. decides she's the best fuck of '05.

meets nasty, bucktooth fat bitch a month later. is adamant that she's hottest of '05.

continues for rest of year...

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256. "lmao...take a bow, dude..."
In response to Reply # 248

hey i been tryin to stop the hype so much this year.

been too busy hypin up my own shit...lol.

suriously tho...the new system of a down album is the first thing i've been jumping through hoops about down in the lesson all year so far.

Marmari: i played dumhi for my friends last week
Marmari: they were like "these are just your substance-abusing cohorts? or are they pros?"
Marmari: i'm like "they're professional substance abusing rappers"

http://www.myspace.com/shamelessplug

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245. "the karkar"
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walks into a room full of men
gets sweated by all the negros
ignores them and gravitates to the lone white bol in room
dry humps him for 267.5 hours
has sex for 2 mins
is perplexed about lack of orgasm

(love u gurl!)

"They are obviously the best team I've played against all season...You play against a team like that, and they put you through hell. You have to have a lot of respect for them... They're the team I'll be cheering for." -- Allen Iverson
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karkar
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257. "har har"
In response to Reply # 245

har

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246. "y'all never tire of these variations on the OKpopularity post"
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there's like a million and one permutations on this joint.

i love it!

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247. "y'all never tire of these variations on the OKpopularity post"
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there's like a million and one permutations on this joint.

i love it!

__________
"Justice is really love in calculation. Justice is love correcting that which revolts against love..." - MLK

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breeze
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261. "it's so fun to watch the kids play..."
In response to Reply # 247

they're so witty,

*breeze*

______________________________

strenuous lovemaking even,

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58impala
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249. "The SouthPhillyMan"
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fuck a dude, and make a post about fuckin a girl

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250. "POST OVER n/m"
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--me--
http://www.myspace.com/onesoulfulnegro

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58impala
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251. "i was surprised nobody said that before i did"
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and got to the post extremely late

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272. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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photography:http://www.flickr.com/photos/micspecial/
music:http://www.last.fm/user/MicSpecial/
XBOX live: micspecial

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260. "Wow"
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auset1
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264. "I almost didnt click this...."
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ya'll are crazaaayyyyyyyy!

<<Foxy not-so Brown<<<<..My Legs!!!
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"i've been a miner for a heart of gold"
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269. "entertaining"
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Tuff Talk Don't Impress ME!~keyoleo

************SMOOCHES***********

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271. "RE: OKP Sex Positions: The 2005 Edition."
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Grow
"Imagine this..."

Order Sixty Six: http://darthno.ytmnd.com/

"And sorry if I seem a lil bold, I'm too damn old to be playing these games with ya..."

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273. "The Al_Sharp"
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hype up a great night of sex, one of the best performances ever, then get arrested before any of it takes place

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274. "The 3030"
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make sure presidente beer is present, repeadtly keep screamin "SON!!!!" while hitting it, of course 3030 radio is in the background, when your done, tell her shes a thread in the fabric of hate and post streaming video of sex on okp.

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275. "lemme g'head and archive this..."
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..before someone manages to fuck it up...

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