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flora
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"do you masturbate prior to first dates?"


          

just curious how wide spread this practice is.

  

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no, after :( :( :(
Jan 23rd 2012
1
i dunno why but i just busted out laughing at this.
Jan 23rd 2012
2
lol
Jan 23rd 2012
7
lmaolmaolmao
Jan 23rd 2012
19
lol
Jan 23rd 2012
26
:(
Jan 23rd 2012
31
Yo, I'm dying.
Jan 23rd 2012
108
awe damb - LOL
Jan 23rd 2012
142
hahaha
Jan 24th 2012
172
funny cause it's true
Jan 23rd 2012
3
i've never done it. but maybe i haven't been that attracted off rip.
Jan 23rd 2012
12
      i kiss on the first date so
Jan 23rd 2012
18
           you feel me.
Jan 23rd 2012
39
           The masterbation is good enough to mellow you for the
Jan 23rd 2012
59
                well okay sparky!
Jan 23rd 2012
63
                     must be nice
Jan 23rd 2012
66
when i think imma hit? yes
Jan 23rd 2012
4
nah. makes a nigga too nice. i wait til after.
Jan 23rd 2012
5
Gotta keep that hunger
Jan 23rd 2012
9
lol
Jan 23rd 2012
15
lol wtf is wrong with being nice?
Jan 23rd 2012
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      women don't let niggas they respect hit it the first night
Jan 23rd 2012
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           thats just not true!
Jan 23rd 2012
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                i'm just tryna make you not respect me so i can hit.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     lmao
Jan 23rd 2012
40
                     point.game.match ^^^
Jan 23rd 2012
85
                     haha my nigga
Jan 24th 2012
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u really wanna know this from these peepL?
Jan 23rd 2012
6
my curiousity about human sexuality knows no bounds.
Jan 23rd 2012
14
so u hosting the orgy @ the next RE?
Jan 23rd 2012
21
      i didn't say anything about wanting to fuck any of yall.
Jan 23rd 2012
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           i said "host"
Jan 23rd 2012
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                cool. on. that. shit.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     *gets teef on the phone*
Jan 23rd 2012
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                          nah b. i don't even drink on my butta leather couch
Jan 23rd 2012
70
Right, OKP is fucking up on sex topics today.
Jan 23rd 2012
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      i saw dude say 45 minutes is standard
Jan 23rd 2012
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      Niigas too busy trying too look like sexual titans to even discuss
Jan 23rd 2012
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      "i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges"
Jan 23rd 2012
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           RE: "i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges"
Jan 23rd 2012
164
shit. i stall beating off for at least 3-4 days.
Jan 23rd 2012
8
nah. i think.
Jan 23rd 2012
10
ewww
Jan 23rd 2012
11
the baby batter clogging up the brain!
Jan 23rd 2012
13
why
Jan 23rd 2012
17
so i can focus on whether or not i like him
Jan 23rd 2012
20
maybe second slidding into third
Jan 23rd 2012
80
^^needs to see there's something about mary
Jan 23rd 2012
29
^^walks around with a loaded pistol^^
Jan 23rd 2012
47
lol
Jan 23rd 2012
68
OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T FLOG THE DOLPHIN
Jan 23rd 2012
69
I made a post called Preemptive Masturbation
Jan 23rd 2012
24
LMAO
Jan 23rd 2012
36
i prefer to wait till after she passes out from the roofie
Jan 23rd 2012
25
lmao
Jan 23rd 2012
32
wtf............like who.....why...how.......nevermind.i dont wanna know
Jan 23rd 2012
28
lmao is that really that strange?
Jan 23rd 2012
34
i think so...i dont get the correlation....what u wackin off for
Jan 23rd 2012
50
      well when you put it like that maybe it is a bit strange
Jan 23rd 2012
54
      chris elliot explained it perfectly
Jan 23rd 2012
75
my nigga...I still don't get it
Jan 23rd 2012
115
yaddameans...i mean a nigga will take that xtra long shower
Jan 23rd 2012
161
lol exactly n/m
Jan 24th 2012
175
yep. go on that date feeling all spicy and randy
Jan 23rd 2012
35
on the contrary it'd just make me relax. lmao.
Jan 23rd 2012
38
I do it during the first date
Jan 23rd 2012
41
omg this just reminded me of an okp's date jacking off in the
Jan 23rd 2012
48
omg no whyyyyyy
Jan 23rd 2012
55
      cause koku & stalys was there.
Jan 23rd 2012
60
           lmaooo. omg who's date was this????
Jan 23rd 2012
65
                And who's potluck was this?
Jan 23rd 2012
71
                it was stayls date @ koku's house
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     i just slammed myself against my cube wall
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     nah but for real ko & stayls was like taking pics of they butt
Jan 23rd 2012
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                          lol he brought his own incense???
Jan 23rd 2012
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                               he wasnt boho. dude was a hood brooklyn nigga.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                               omg i want to hold you all to my busom. okp wasn't made for this!
Jan 23rd 2012
96
                               I'm cryinnnnnnnnnnng.
Jan 23rd 2012
95
                     haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf!!!!!
Jan 23rd 2012
81
                     *appropriate rageface*
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     http://i56.tinypic.com/2iueuqp.jpg
Jan 23rd 2012
94
                     wow. lol
Jan 23rd 2012
125
                     WHY ARE WE NAMING NAMES?? I DON'T WANNA RELIVE THIS!!
Jan 23rd 2012
126
                     what part of the game is this
Jan 23rd 2012
133
                     I just figure if she in adwhizz shoots she can't care anymore
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     Jeez, what Whizz gotta do with it though?
Jan 24th 2012
178
                     i am speechless. lol
Jan 23rd 2012
139
                     yo. i'm laughing entirely too hard right now.
Jan 23rd 2012
143
                     DEAD
Jan 23rd 2012
148
                     my head hurts
Jan 23rd 2012
167
                     hahahahahahaha
Jan 24th 2012
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                     http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/522eeb851a0fb481e57bc9a6e1ac84d0_390...
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     http://alcoholenthusiast.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/must_not_fap.jpg
Jan 23rd 2012
145
                     What year was this? Because I mighta met dude
Jan 23rd 2012
149
                     06
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     I'm pretty sure I met dude too
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     nigga....http://i39.tinypic.com/35i3h9e.gif
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     lmao.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     what what what!? - kyles mom on south park nm
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     Fun fact: I fapped approx. seven minutes after the incident in my avy.
Jan 23rd 2012
157
                     Um, y'all do know that Stayls still posts here, right? Or did she quit?
Jan 23rd 2012
160
                     come on... its stayls...aint exactly new territory they venturing in
Jan 23rd 2012
165
                          I swear you have a seething hate for me.
Jan 24th 2012
185
                     OH I know who were talking bout. EXACTLY
Jan 24th 2012
184
                     *runs around office* Yo wtf.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     I dunno what to say to this.
Jan 24th 2012
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                          sorry. you seem otherwise shameless.
Jan 24th 2012
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                               was I drunk? I must've been
Jan 24th 2012
181
                                    we all were drunk as fuck. i might have even passed out.
Jan 24th 2012
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                                         Probably did then. I can't even remember who it was.
Jan 24th 2012
183
sick
Jan 24th 2012
186
it's easier to fuck your backup jawn.
Jan 23rd 2012
43
bruh.
Jan 23rd 2012
44
</POST>
Jan 23rd 2012
52
or this....
Jan 23rd 2012
61
Nigga, yes. Texted and primed for stand-by, I've heard.
Jan 23rd 2012
64
i.am.disgusted.
Jan 24th 2012
174
nah
Jan 23rd 2012
45
Naw, clock is ticking, i'm trying to seed a chick up the 1st time
Jan 23rd 2012
53
damn. this was one of the posts in my mental roladex.
Jan 23rd 2012
57
you'll be using that stand mixer to make baby food, trust.
Jan 23rd 2012
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      and i just got this shit
Jan 23rd 2012
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           *contributes money to 529 plan*
Jan 23rd 2012
100
this is scary.
Jan 23rd 2012
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      ^every type of guar
Jan 23rd 2012
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      ^^ladies make sure you kick his ass off when his face start twist up
Jan 23rd 2012
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           one of my all time fave okp stories!
Jan 23rd 2012
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      Jah bless the (wo)man with dem quiver full of pickney.
Jan 23rd 2012
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           black woman and child yai yai yai
Jan 23rd 2012
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                haha
Jan 23rd 2012
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Nah, might get too tired and not want to go on the date.
Jan 23rd 2012
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i feel that shit.
Jan 23rd 2012
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i always scrutinize what my date orders
Jan 23rd 2012
74
lol i read this with dude mentality
Jan 23rd 2012
79
yeah, to avoid raping my date.
Jan 23rd 2012
84
i did but you never showed up so it was all for nothing.
Jan 23rd 2012
88
nigga it was raining ice. i wasn't going anywhere this weekend.
Jan 23rd 2012
91
What happened to Self-control. This sound like a rookie move.
Jan 23rd 2012
97
is this english?
Jan 23rd 2012
98
I fixed it boo. You're so cute!
Jan 23rd 2012
103
is this directed towards a specific person?...
Jan 23rd 2012
104
      He pulled a muscle reaching.
Jan 23rd 2012
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      sounds like masturbation to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jan 23rd 2012
110
      Awww Peaches, No one has to reach. I just live in a grown mans world
Jan 23rd 2012
112
      I was being general. And if the shoe fits, anyone can put it on.
Jan 23rd 2012
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           nope i dont know what you mean, thats why i was asking...
Jan 23rd 2012
111
                It's simple.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     Nah G the original reply you made wasn't that simple.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     that double talking he just did reminds me of a dance...the running man
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     Hey. It's just that easy to me = simple.
Jan 23rd 2012
119
                     Meh, you taking it too far...
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     = wack to me, no pun intended.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                     no.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                          i mean you trying to avoid "raping" your date. i see why YOU disagree
Jan 23rd 2012
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                               Rookie!
Jan 23rd 2012
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                               right. and the spirit w/which i posted that
Jan 23rd 2012
                     you're right.
Jan 23rd 2012
127
                          LOL.. They act like they just got out of prison! ..lol
Jan 23rd 2012
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                               right?
Jan 23rd 2012
134
                                    I responded like da old head in the corner with a toothpick in my mouth
Jan 23rd 2012
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Yep, that's what I do. n/m
Jan 23rd 2012
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Its better than bussing one off from slow grinding at the club
Jan 23rd 2012
102
Or from a lap dance while wearing a condom.
Jan 23rd 2012
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while wearing sweatpants
Jan 23rd 2012
107
      soooo spinoff poast?
Jan 23rd 2012
122
           Archived, buddy.
Jan 23rd 2012
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                i dont think this question was covered in that post
Jan 23rd 2012
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AYE, dont jizz me bro!
Jan 23rd 2012
113
see, i just get handjobs IN the club, dont even got to worry about it.
Jan 23rd 2012
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if i did beat off prior then i prolly wouldnt go
Jan 23rd 2012
121
No, because I wouldn't want to go on the date afterwards
Jan 23rd 2012
128
i didn't know women did that too.
Jan 23rd 2012
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I dunno I'm exceptionally horny tho
Jan 23rd 2012
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i love you strange ass motherfuckers n/m
Jan 23rd 2012
135
while showering usually.
Jan 23rd 2012
141
first dates...fifth dates
Jan 23rd 2012
146
After I bust one I get hornier
Jan 23rd 2012
147
Exactly.
Jan 24th 2012
187
"gotta get the baby-batter off the brain" (c) Something About Mary
Jan 23rd 2012
151
Fuck it, yeah I do it. Ya wouldn't go to a supermarket hungry, would u??
Jan 23rd 2012
153
not purposely.
Jan 23rd 2012
159
female..and lately YES...
Jan 23rd 2012
163
no
Jan 23rd 2012
166
i do...
Jan 24th 2012
168
it's random, but I'm like Louis CK
Jan 24th 2012
169
No, but a nigga I know usedta skeet off before going to the club...
Jan 24th 2012
170
we would have already smashed before a date comes into question
Jan 24th 2012
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lol
Jan 24th 2012
176

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1. "no, after :( :( :("
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mind
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2. "i dunno why but i just busted out laughing at this."
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7. "lol"
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19. "lmaolmaolmao"
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26. "lol"
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31. ":("
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108. "Yo, I'm dying."
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142. "awe damb - LOL"
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172. "hahaha"
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3. "funny cause it's true"
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honestly it varies
and it doesn't necessarily apply to first dates

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12. "i've never done it. but maybe i haven't been that attracted off rip."
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now i think it might be a good idea.

  

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18. "i kiss on the first date so"
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depending on how that kiss goes and where it is, i dont want to end up w/ my clothes falling off.

but again this depends on the date (ie are they super hot?), how i'm feeling at the moment, etc

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flora
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39. "you feel me."
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59. "The masterbation is good enough to mellow you for the "
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ENTIRE damn date?

Wow. That'd just turn me on. I'd be mellow for like 10 minutes. This helps nothing.

"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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63. "well okay sparky!"
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lol. yes it'd tide me over until the date ended

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66. "must be nice"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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4. "when i think imma hit? yes"
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if i do, great imma beat that snapper up

if i dont...thats cool too...caught @ least one nut so im relaxed thru the evening

its a no brainer


do or die

  

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5. "nah. makes a nigga too nice. i wait til after."
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(whether i GTD or not)

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You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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9. "Gotta keep that hunger"
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no rapey-o

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15. "lol"
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16. "lol wtf is wrong with being nice?"
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22. "women don't let niggas they respect hit it the first night"
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You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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27. "thats just not true!"
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33. "i'm just tryna make you not respect me so i can hit."
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You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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40. "lmao"
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85. "point.game.match ^^^ "
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171. "haha my nigga"
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6. "u really wanna know this from these peepL?"
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yucks

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14. "my curiousity about human sexuality knows no bounds."
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21. "so u hosting the orgy @ the next RE?"
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30. "i didn't say anything about wanting to fuck any of yall."
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46. "i said "host""
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51. "cool. on. that. shit."
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62. "*gets teef on the phone*"
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70. "nah b. i don't even drink on my butta leather couch"
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23. "Right, OKP is fucking up on sex topics today."
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Got one post with niggas justifying rape and another post with people saying 30 minutes is a fucking quickie.

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37. "i saw dude say 45 minutes is standard"
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i clicked my back button

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42. "Niigas too busy trying too look like sexual titans to even discuss"
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shit in a sensible manner.

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49. ""i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges""
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164. "RE: "i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges""
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>I laffed

  

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8. "shit. i stall beating off for at least 3-4 days."
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i'm out.
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10. "nah. i think."
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been a minute since i had a first date tho.

*edit*

take that back, had a first date not too long ago. i did not rub one out prior.

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11. "ewww"
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13. "the baby batter clogging up the brain!"
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17. "why"
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would you do that


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20. "so i can focus on whether or not i like him"
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as opposed to whether or not i want him to clear out my cob webs

  

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80. "maybe second slidding into third"
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but first? too soon imo. i'm a prude though.


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29. "^^needs to see there's something about mary"
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47. "^^walks around with a loaded pistol^^"
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68. "lol"
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69. "OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T FLOG THE DOLPHIN"
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24. "I made a post called Preemptive Masturbation"
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Maybe 8 years ago.

I famously fapped before going on the junior prom. The year before, I went on this other girl's prom and was rock hard the entire night. Like, nearly priapism levels, and I wanted to avoid that.

  

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36. "LMAO"
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25. "i prefer to wait till after she passes out from the roofie"
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32. "lmao"
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28. "wtf............like who.....why...how.......nevermind.i dont wanna know"
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34. "lmao is that really that strange?"
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50. "i think so...i dont get the correlation....what u wackin off for"
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fuck it...maybe i'm weird in this scenario


and i have no issue with being the oddball here


but u meeting a chic for food/drinks/convo and u beating off??

do these niggas beat off before goin to the club too?



i dont get it

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54. "well when you put it like that maybe it is a bit strange"
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for me its because i dont wanna spend my whole date plotting on nigga and ending up having sex

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75. "chris elliot explained it perfectly"
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Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Ted: Cause I'm tired...


Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

  

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115. "my nigga...I still don't get it"
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not that I'm judging niggas but it just don't seem that serious.

I know I'm not exactly normal either but I ain't never done this shit.

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161. "yaddameans...i mean a nigga will take that xtra long shower"
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iron his shirt a lil crisper
dance while he gettin dressed

ok...weird...maybe even corny...whatevs

but beatin off cuz u nervous?? like fa real fa real

that's some scary shit to me


i really don't get it

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175. "lol exactly n/m"
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...

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35. "yep. go on that date feeling all spicy and randy"
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psst!

  

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38. "on the contrary it'd just make me relax. lmao."
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41. "I do it during the first date"
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And just claim there was a long wait at the restroom.

This isn't for pleasure, but it's just in case I come across the rare instance where she wants to shake hands at the end of the date instead of giving you a hug/kiss.

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48. "omg this just reminded me of an okp's date jacking off in the "
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bathroom at an okp potluck thingamajig

SOMEBODY ELSE REMEMBERS

lmao

  

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55. "omg no whyyyyyy"
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:(

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60. "cause koku & stalys was there."
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65. "lmaooo. omg who's date was this????"
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how did people know what he/she was doing???

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71. "And who's potluck was this?"
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Let me know so I can avoid the butter rolls, baby carrots or any other finger foods at the next one.

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77. "it was stayls date @ koku's house"
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i'm still trying to understand. for some reason we like...weren't allowed to talk about it?

i'm pretty sure mugs only knew because he didn't flush the evidence

*dougies backwards out of post*

  

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78. "i just slammed myself against my cube wall"
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>i'm still trying to understand. for some reason we
>like...weren't allowed to talk about it?
>
>i'm pretty sure mugs only knew because he didn't flush the
>evidence
>
>*dougies backwards out of post*
>

pushing myself away from the screen

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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86. "nah but for real ko & stayls was like taking pics of they butt"
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.........


man nevermind i can't justify that shit at all

i'm pretty sure he light an incense too to set the mood but i might be confusing that with another story

i need someone to come rehash

  

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90. "lol he brought his own incense???"
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booties, bohos, and bukkake

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93. "he wasnt boho. dude was a hood brooklyn nigga. "
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96. "omg i want to hold you all to my busom. okp wasn't made for this!"
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:(

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95. "I'm cryinnnnnnnnnnng."
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☺☻

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81. "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf!!!!!"
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psst!

  

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92. "*appropriate rageface*"
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i'm out.
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94. "http://i56.tinypic.com/2iueuqp.jpg"
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http://i56.tinypic.com/2iueuqp.jpg

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125. "wow. lol"
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126. "WHY ARE WE NAMING NAMES?? I DON'T WANNA RELIVE THIS!!"
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lmao

UGH

idk why we couldn't talk about it, but I was
tryna spare her the embarrassment bc dude
was hella bogus.

on top of that they were tonguing each other
down & licking each other's faces like it was
the wild kingdom.

we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
just so fucking messy) had walked to the
back room and overheard him telling his boy
that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
quick bc of me & stayls' booties.

(i was told AFTER the party)

*EXCLUSIVE*

what i'd never mentioned to any of you was
the whole time dude was whispering in my
ear trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.

like i kept having to move.

then when everybody was leaving he trailed
behind & tried to slide me his # and asked if
he could come over the next day.

yo that dude was WILD HOOD for no reason
too. the shit just cracked me up like its no
way in hell she met this dude anywhere
outside of a bodega or the weed spot lol

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133. "what part of the game is this"
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we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
just so fucking messy) had walked to the
back room and overheard him telling his boy
that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
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136. "I just figure if she in adwhizz shoots she can't care anymore"
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Lmaoo tho I just fucking died all over again

I forgot they were making out and shit

Oh god.

  

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Adwhizz
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178. "Jeez, what Whizz gotta do with it though?"
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R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

  

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Kahlema
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139. "i am speechless. lol"
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>lmao
>
>UGH
>
>idk why we couldn't talk about it, but I was
>tryna spare her the embarrassment bc dude
>was hella bogus.
>
>on top of that they were tonguing each other
>down & licking each other's faces like it was
>the wild kingdom.
>
>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>
>(i was told AFTER the party)
>
>*EXCLUSIVE*
>
>what i'd never mentioned to any of you was
>the whole time dude was whispering in my
>ear trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.
>
>like i kept having to move.
>
>then when everybody was leaving he trailed
>behind & tried to slide me his # and asked if
>he could come over the next day.
>
>yo that dude was WILD HOOD for no reason
>too. the shit just cracked me up like its no
>way in hell she met this dude anywhere
>outside of a bodega or the weed spot lol

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peace and love

that's when i tiptoed out ur inbox (c) ricky

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PlanetInfinite
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143. "yo. i'm laughing entirely too hard right now."
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nigga said "I CAN'T TAKE...THESE...BOOTIES...MUST...NOT...FAP...fuck it. brb"

>
>
>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>
>
i'm out.
_____________________

@etfp

  

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148. "DEAD"
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>nigga said "I CAN'T
>TAKE...THESE...BOOTIES...MUST...NOT...FAP...fuck it. brb"
>
>>
>>
>>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>>
>>
>i'm out.
>_____________________
>
>@etfp

  

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167. "my head hurts"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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177. "hahahahahahaha"
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PSN ID - dirty_MF_bucks

  

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144. "http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/522eeb851a0fb481e57bc9a6e1ac84d0_390..."
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http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/522eeb851a0fb481e57bc9a6e1ac84d0_390.jpg

i'm out.
_____________________

@etfp

  

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145. "http://alcoholenthusiast.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/must_not_fap.jpg"
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http://alcoholenthusiast.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/must_not_fap.jpg

i'm out.
_____________________

@etfp

  

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149. "What year was this? Because I mighta met dude"
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Wait, that means I probably shook his hand too.

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150. "06"
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158. "I'm pretty sure I met dude too"
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:-(

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155. "nigga....http://i39.tinypic.com/35i3h9e.gif"
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http://i39.tinypic.com/35i3h9e.gif


you couldn't possibly had done that fast enough, LMAO


Well?

  

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162. "lmao."
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156. "what what what!? - kyles mom on south park nm"
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do or die

  

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157. "Fun fact: I fapped approx. seven minutes after the incident in my avy."
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>trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.

_________________________________________________________

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160. "Um, y'all do know that Stayls still posts here, right? Or did she quit?"
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Because you talking abt not wanting to name names or be messy or wanting to embarrass her when I'm pretty sure you just did AWL of that, lol. Smh
Unless I'm wrong and she's cool with all this.

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hello, lover.

  

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165. "come on... its stayls...aint exactly new territory they venturing in"
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____________

  

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185. "I swear you have a seething hate for me."
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lol!

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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184. "OH I know who were talking bout. EXACTLY"
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I was drunk but I remember that. I caught onto the subliminal messages. I wasn't dating him I was drunk as hell. *Shrugs* I never talked to that guy again after that night.

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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154. "*runs around office* Yo wtf."
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Well?

  

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stayls
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179. "I dunno what to say to this."
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I'm completely embarrassed.

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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flora
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180. "sorry. you seem otherwise shameless."
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don't know what about this in particular would strike a cord for you, but as uncomfortable as you may be now, we were then.

it happened.

  

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181. "was I drunk? I must've been"
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Ya'll could've told me then.

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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flora
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182. "we all were drunk as fuck. i might have even passed out."
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nobody wanted to talk about it cause it was pretty obvious that you were feeling dude and who wants to be the one to announce that your man is a creep?

it's 6 years later (might be to the date, even) & i know you've had other men since then so i hope you can laugh at that shit and keep it moving.

i mean cmon dude was like jizz, too much booty in the pants!

not funny? okay.

where's planetinfinite's sig?

  

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183. "Probably did then. I can't even remember who it was."
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Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

Don't try to downplay Pac and get mad because MC Underground with his complicated flows and lyrics can't move a crowd even if he pointed a gun at them. -Clash Sic

  

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186. "sick"
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I love OKP

_____________________________________
WITH CUZ (STACEY) GONE, I'LL NEVER REALLY BE HERE AGAIN

I swear I'm a marry an OKP


Nakia Genevieve are my middle names... Not my attempt to morph Phenom with Novembersgift... But...

  

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43. "it's easier to fuck your backup jawn."
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or, so i've heard.

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44. "bruh."
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52. "</POST>"
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______________________

http://struff.com/oaaudio/PatriceONeal-WorstOf-2006To2011/

  

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61. "or this...."
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lol

  

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64. "Nigga, yes. Texted and primed for stand-by, I've heard."
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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174. "i.am.disgusted."
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at.myself.

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

  

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45. "nah"
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never done it...can't imagine that will change.

  

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53. "Naw, clock is ticking, i'm trying to seed a chick up the 1st time"
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57. "damn. this was one of the posts in my mental roladex."
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i have a friend who is basically fucking mad jawns raw just cause he is 40 and childless.

i was gonna ask if any of yall have entertained that shit & there you are!

i've got several good years ahead of me. let's make it happen.

  

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67. "you'll be using that stand mixer to make baby food, trust."
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Valentines day ticket is only 209!

  

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83. "and i just got this shit"
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http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-RVSA-Slicer-Shredder-Attachment/dp/B00004SGFP

*does a jig*

  

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100. "*contributes money to 529 plan*"
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72. "this is scary. "
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psst!

  

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73. "^every type of guar"
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89. "^^ladies make sure you kick his ass off when his face start twist up"
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psst!

  

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99. "one of my all time fave okp stories!"
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76. "Jah bless the (wo)man with dem quiver full of pickney. "
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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82. "black woman and child yai yai yai"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PquS0K_EQoE

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87. "haha"
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
"Once upon a time, little need existed for making the distinction between a nigga and a black—at least not in this country, the place where niggas were invented" -- Donnell A

  

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56. "Nah, might get too tired and not want to go on the date."
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Make myself a sandwich and put on a game.

<---https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DL9AVTQ

  

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58. "i feel that shit."
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74. "i always scrutinize what my date orders"
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no judgement
but if he orders a sammich....

and don't let that shit be turkey.

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79. "lol i read this with dude mentality"
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I thought this meant to get the first/fast one out of the way



Tanya Morgan "You & What Army" EP
http://tanyamorgan.bandcamp.com/album/you-what-army

  

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84. "yeah, to avoid raping my date."
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(shout out to clipsed up there ^)

fuck you.

  

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88. "i did but you never showed up so it was all for nothing. "
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I got a good life man

  

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91. "nigga it was raining ice. i wasn't going anywhere this weekend."
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97. "What happened to Self-control. This sound like a rookie move. "
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Whatever happened to back-up plans, bros being smooth, dudes having game or back-up plans part II. What happened to women that knew how to keep a mans ego on high and then walk away knowing that she just has a mental orgasmic experience.

SMH at this poor instant gratification generation.

.
.

Life is Good.

  

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98. "is this english?"
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>Happened to back-up being smooth or back-up plans. SMH at
>this poor generation.

  

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103. "I fixed it boo. You're so cute!"
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I hit the enter hot key on my joint and it posted.. So I edited.

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104. "is this directed towards a specific person?..."
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because i dont think most in here are saying that all of that that you typed is completely omitted by masturbation before a date.

psst!

  

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106. "He pulled a muscle reaching. "
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110. "sounds like masturbation to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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psst!

  

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112. "Awww Peaches, No one has to reach. I just live in a grown mans world"
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And therefor, I'm use to doing grown peoples stuff. Yaknow, handling my business and dealing with women who handled theirs.

Like I said, there was no need to reach. I'm giving you true life examples.

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109. "I was being general. And if the shoe fits, anyone can put it on."
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yaknowhatimean.

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111. "nope i dont know what you mean, thats why i was asking..."
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the shoes dont really seem to fit anyone in here so i was wondering if you replied in the wrong post. lol

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Case_One
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114. "It's simple. "
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If you have self-control (mental and physical) and you know how to handle your business mentally, then you won't need to masturbate before a date. Meaning you go home cool and relaxed or you get up and go home in the morning. Is that too hard for you to understand?

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116. "Nah G the original reply you made wasn't that simple."
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You gotta chill.

☺☻

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"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

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118. "that double talking he just did reminds me of a dance...the running man"
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119. "Hey. It's just that easy to me = simple. "
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y'all acting like I mad it complicated to convoluted.

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117. "Meh, you taking it too far..."
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masturbation before a date is like doing a few sit ups and push ups before hitting the shower to prepare for a party



psst!

  

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120. "= wack to me, no pun intended. "
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124. "no."
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it's not. LOL

fuck you.

  

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129. "i mean you trying to avoid "raping" your date. i see why YOU disagree"
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:/

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131. "Rookie!"
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"right. and the spirit w/which i posted that"


  

          

is the spirit w/which i take all the other statements ppl have made about popping one off before a 1st date.

i was being ridiculous. i assume everyone else is too.

fuck you.

  

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127. "you're right."
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i figure the whole thing is a joke.

fuck you.

  

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132. "LOL.. They act like they just got out of prison! ..lol"
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134. "right?"
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fuck you.

  

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152. "I responded like da old head in the corner with a toothpick in my mouth"
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101. "Yep, that's what I do. n/m"
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102. "Its better than bussing one off from slow grinding at the club"
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(that wasn't an admission)

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105. "Or from a lap dance while wearing a condom."
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☺☻

"i'm doing good, can i put my face in your buttcrack?" (c) P.Inf

"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

  

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107. "while wearing sweatpants"
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122. "soooo spinoff poast?"
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137. "Archived, buddy."
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☺☻

"i'm doing good, can i put my face in your buttcrack?" (c) P.Inf

"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

@kingofthings

  

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140. "i dont think this question was covered in that post"
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i think the people have a right to know

  

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113. "AYE, dont jizz me bro!"
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psst!

  

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123. "see, i just get handjobs IN the club, dont even got to worry about it. "
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2 birds, 1 stone.

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121. "if i did beat off prior then i prolly wouldnt go"
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At that point i'm gonna want to rub out another one and by then I'd be late and she'd be mad and call or text but I couldn't answer cause my hands are full so she'll think i'm being shady and avoiding her and then she'd get on her twitter or fb page and talk about how lame and immature dudes are now a days and that she's going back to "doing her"

Yeah it wouldn't be good. I'm just gonna have to go to ruby tuesday's with full balls.

  

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128. "No, because I wouldn't want to go on the date afterwards"
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Kev

  

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130. "i didn't know women did that too."
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AWESOME!
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laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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138. "I dunno I'm exceptionally horny tho"
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>AWESOME!
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>laugh now, cry never.
>nevermind, nice guys finish fine.
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>not compassionate....only polite.
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>I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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135. "i love you strange ass motherfuckers n/m"
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141. "while showering usually. "
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146. "first dates...fifth dates "
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shit I'm 33, can't be all... excitable like that lol

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147. "After I bust one I get hornier"
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187. "Exactly. "
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"Slaves got options...cowards aint got shit." --PS
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151. ""gotta get the baby-batter off the brain" (c) Something About Mary"
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Hammer or anvil?

  

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153. "Fuck it, yeah I do it. Ya wouldn't go to a supermarket hungry, would u??"
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(Well, I might if it's Costco and I can fill up on samples, but that's neither here nor there)

Likewise, I don't go on a first date full of pent up horniness. Instead, I "eat a snack" before I "go to Red Lobster," to help prevent a rash decision. Sure, the "cheddar biscuits" are rich as hell--and sure to go down smooth with some Moscato--but it's best to wait for at least the 3rd date before you let him peep the "crumbs in your beard"

However, if I know he's taking me to Nobu, I'll purposely fast all day, so that I can lap up each and every course and crumb that he pays for. No quotation marks because this is not a metaphor; I actually do that. lol

  

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159. "not purposely."
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shit. how many first dates have i not been on tho?

  

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163. "female..and lately YES..."
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...even if its not a date i do it...times r hard...lol

....Whatever....

  

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166. "no"
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168. "i do..."
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but i masterbate a lot, i've been told.

better than masterbating is getting some earlier. you are extremely relaxed, and have an ever so, i don't give a fuck attitude.

both give me that i am here to have fun type steez, like sex isn't playing as big a part in what is going on. shit being on a date and having somebody call that wants some later is cool too/Having sex lined up for the next day/or having had sex the day before.

it isn't even about being nervous though.

it is kinda like the salesperson who is desprate to make their quota and the salesperson that already met theirs. you don't want to be that pushy person.

plus i am better able to focus on controlling the things i am supposed to, body language, my voice, eyes, etc.

  

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169. "it's random, but I'm like Louis CK"
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I don't think masturbation's all that weird and if I feel like doing it in the privacy of my own home, I will

I don't do it before every social situation but it's probably somewhat regular that I would. If I got an urge I'm not gonna supress it by doing some other, less interesting thing like iron my clothes or make a sandwich. Why? Maybe that's selfish.

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170. "No, but a nigga I know usedta skeet off before going to the club..."
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Dude said it prevented him from having an embarrassing erection in the club.

No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

"root for everybody black haters say that's crazy, wow..."

  

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173. "we would have already smashed before a date comes into question"
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So no masturbating necessary. The day of the free meal and let some dude who wouldn't dare spend an evening with you like this blow your back out is over. I get to know her first(and at times that don't even mean we fucking). Once I get to know her I would already see if we growing on one another or not. After some time spent we probably would have kissed often, seen each others bedroom, spent time doing movie night, cooked for one another, or definitely got naked with each other more then enough times for me to know she's not looking for just some free meal to pass the time away. I don't like paying others to do what I can do as it is. Why pay some place to cook for you when I can do it? Why go to a spot and pay to see something when I have it already and a projector? If we are going out I'm making for damn certain she's broken in and fits me just right.

  

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176. "lol"
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