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no, after :( :( :( |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 1
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 i dunno why but i just busted out laughing at this. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 2
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  lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 7
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 lmaolmaolmao |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 19
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 lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 26
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 :( |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 31
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 Yo, I'm dying. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 108
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 awe damb - LOL |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 142
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 hahaha |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 172
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funny cause it's true |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 3
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 i've never done it. but maybe i haven't been that attracted off rip. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 12
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 i kiss on the first date so |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 18
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 you feel me. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 39
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 The masterbation is good enough to mellow you for the |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 59
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 well okay sparky! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 63
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 must be nice |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 66
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when i think imma hit? yes |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 4
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nah. makes a nigga too nice. i wait til after. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 5
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 Gotta keep that hunger |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 9
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  lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 15
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 lol wtf is wrong with being nice? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 16
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 women don't let niggas they respect hit it the first night |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 22
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 thats just not true! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 27
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 i'm just tryna make you not respect me so i can hit. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 33
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 lmao |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 40
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 point.game.match ^^^ |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 85
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 haha my nigga |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 171
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u really wanna know this from these peepL? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 6
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 my curiousity about human sexuality knows no bounds. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 14
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  so u hosting the orgy @ the next RE? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 21
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 i didn't say anything about wanting to fuck any of yall. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 30
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 i said "host" |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 46
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 cool. on. that. shit. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 51
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 *gets teef on the phone* |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 62
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 nah b. i don't even drink on my butta leather couch |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 70
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 Right, OKP is fucking up on sex topics today. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 23
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 i saw dude say 45 minutes is standard |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 37
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  Niigas too busy trying too look like sexual titans to even discuss |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 42
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 "i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges" |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 49
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 RE: "i masturbate to keep from raping these bidges" |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 164
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shit. i stall beating off for at least 3-4 days. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 8
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nah. i think. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 10
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ewww |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 11
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the baby batter clogging up the brain! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 13
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why |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 17
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 so i can focus on whether or not i like him |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 20
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  maybe second slidding into third |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 80
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 ^^needs to see there's something about mary |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 29
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 ^^walks around with a loaded pistol^^ |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 47
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  lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 68
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 OH MY GOD HE DOESN'T FLOG THE DOLPHIN |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 69
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I made a post called Preemptive Masturbation |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 24
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 LMAO |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 36
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i prefer to wait till after she passes out from the roofie |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 25
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 lmao |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 32
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wtf............like who.....why...how.......nevermind.i dont wanna know |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 28
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 lmao is that really that strange? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 34
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  i think so...i dont get the correlation....what u wackin off for |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 50
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 well when you put it like that maybe it is a bit strange |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 54
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 chris elliot explained it perfectly |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 75
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 my nigga...I still don't get it |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 115
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  yaddameans...i mean a nigga will take that xtra long shower |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 161
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 lol exactly n/m |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 175
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yep. go on that date feeling all spicy and randy |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 35
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 on the contrary it'd just make me relax. lmao. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 38
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I do it during the first date |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 41
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 omg this just reminded me of an okp's date jacking off in the |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 48
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  omg no whyyyyyy |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 55
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 cause koku & stalys was there. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 60
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 lmaooo. omg who's date was this???? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 65
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 And who's potluck was this? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 71
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 it was stayls date @ koku's house |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 77
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 i just slammed myself against my cube wall |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 78
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  nah but for real ko & stayls was like taking pics of they butt |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 86
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 lol he brought his own incense??? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 90
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 he wasnt boho. dude was a hood brooklyn nigga. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 93
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  omg i want to hold you all to my busom. okp wasn't made for this! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 96
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 I'm cryinnnnnnnnnnng. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 95
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 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf!!!!! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 81
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 *appropriate rageface* |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 92
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 http://i56.tinypic.com/2iueuqp.jpg |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 94
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 wow. lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 125
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 WHY ARE WE NAMING NAMES?? I DON'T WANNA RELIVE THIS!! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 126
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  what part of the game is this |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 133
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  I just figure if she in adwhizz shoots she can't care anymore |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 136
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   Jeez, what Whizz gotta do with it though? |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 178
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  i am speechless. lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 139
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  yo. i'm laughing entirely too hard right now. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 143
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   DEAD |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 148
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   my head hurts |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 167
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   hahahahahahaha |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 177
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  http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/522eeb851a0fb481e57bc9a6e1ac84d0_390... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 144
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  http://alcoholenthusiast.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/must_not_fap.jpg |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 145
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  What year was this? Because I mighta met dude |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 149
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   06 |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 150
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   I'm pretty sure I met dude too |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 158
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  nigga....http://i39.tinypic.com/35i3h9e.gif |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 155
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   lmao. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 162
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  what what what!? - kyles mom on south park nm |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 156
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  Fun fact: I fapped approx. seven minutes after the incident in my avy. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 157
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  Um, y'all do know that Stayls still posts here, right? Or did she quit? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 160
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   come on... its stayls...aint exactly new territory they venturing in |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 165
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  I swear you have a seething hate for me. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 185
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  OH I know who were talking bout. EXACTLY |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 184
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 *runs around office* Yo wtf. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 154
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 I dunno what to say to this. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 179
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 sorry. you seem otherwise shameless. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 180
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 was I drunk? I must've been |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 181
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 we all were drunk as fuck. i might have even passed out. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 182
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 Probably did then. I can't even remember who it was. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 183
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 sick |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 186
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it's easier to fuck your backup jawn. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 43
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 bruh. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 44
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 </POST> |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 52
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 or this.... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 61
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 Nigga, yes. Texted and primed for stand-by, I've heard. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 64
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 i.am.disgusted. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 174
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nah |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 45
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Naw, clock is ticking, i'm trying to seed a chick up the 1st time |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 53
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 damn. this was one of the posts in my mental roladex. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 57
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  you'll be using that stand mixer to make baby food, trust. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 67
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 and i just got this shit |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 83
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 *contributes money to 529 plan* |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 100
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 this is scary. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 72
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 ^every type of guar |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 73
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  ^^ladies make sure you kick his ass off when his face start twist up |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 89
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 one of my all time fave okp stories! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 99
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 Jah bless the (wo)man with dem quiver full of pickney. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 76
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 black woman and child yai yai yai |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 82
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 haha |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 87
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Nah, might get too tired and not want to go on the date. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 56
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 i feel that shit. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 58
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 i always scrutinize what my date orders |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 74
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lol i read this with dude mentality |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 79
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yeah, to avoid raping my date. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 84
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i did but you never showed up so it was all for nothing. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 88
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 nigga it was raining ice. i wasn't going anywhere this weekend. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 91
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What happened to Self-control. This sound like a rookie move. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 97
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 is this english? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 98
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  I fixed it boo. You're so cute! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 103
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 is this directed towards a specific person?... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 104
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 He pulled a muscle reaching. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 106
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  sounds like masturbation to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 110
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  Awww Peaches, No one has to reach. I just live in a grown mans world |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 112
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 I was being general. And if the shoe fits, anyone can put it on. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 109
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 nope i dont know what you mean, thats why i was asking... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 111
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 It's simple. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 114
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 Nah G the original reply you made wasn't that simple. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 116
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  that double talking he just did reminds me of a dance...the running man |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 118
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  Hey. It's just that easy to me = simple. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 119
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 Meh, you taking it too far... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 117
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  = wack to me, no pun intended. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 120
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  no. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 124
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 i mean you trying to avoid "raping" your date. i see why YOU disagree |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 129
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 Rookie! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 131
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 right. and the spirit w/which i posted that |
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Jan 23rd 2012 |
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 you're right. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 127
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 LOL.. They act like they just got out of prison! ..lol |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 132
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 right? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 134
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 I responded like da old head in the corner with a toothpick in my mouth |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 152
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Yep, that's what I do. n/m |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 101
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Its better than bussing one off from slow grinding at the club |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 102
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 Or from a lap dance while wearing a condom. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 105
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  while wearing sweatpants |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 107
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 soooo spinoff poast? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 122
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 Archived, buddy. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 137
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 i dont think this question was covered in that post |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 140
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 AYE, dont jizz me bro! |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 113
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 see, i just get handjobs IN the club, dont even got to worry about it. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 123
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if i did beat off prior then i prolly wouldnt go |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 121
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No, because I wouldn't want to go on the date afterwards |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 128
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i didn't know women did that too. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 130
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 I dunno I'm exceptionally horny tho |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 138
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i love you strange ass motherfuckers n/m |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 135
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while showering usually. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 141
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first dates...fifth dates |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 146
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After I bust one I get hornier |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 147
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 Exactly. |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 187
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"gotta get the baby-batter off the brain" (c) Something About Mary |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 151
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Fuck it, yeah I do it. Ya wouldn't go to a supermarket hungry, would u?? |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 153
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not purposely. |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 159
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female..and lately YES... |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 163
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no |
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Jan 23rd 2012 | 166
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i do... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 168
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it's random, but I'm like Louis CK |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 169
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No, but a nigga I know usedta skeet off before going to the club... |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 170
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we would have already smashed before a date comes into question |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 173
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 lol |
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Jan 24th 2012 | 176
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