just curious how wide spread this practice is.

.

.

honestly it varies
and it doesn't necessarily apply to first dates

now i think it might be a good idea.

depending on how that kiss goes and where it is, i dont want to end up w/ my clothes falling off.

but again this depends on the date (ie are they super hot?), how i'm feeling at the moment, etc

ENTIRE damn date?

Wow. That'd just turn me on. I'd be mellow for like 10 minutes. This helps nothing.

lol. yes it'd tide me over until the date ended

if i do, great imma beat that snapper up

if i dont...thats cool too...caught @ least one nut so im relaxed thru the evening

its a no brainer


do or die

(whether i GTD or not)

no rapey-o

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yucks

*HINT*HINT*

.

Got one post with niggas justifying rape and another post with people saying 30 minutes is a fucking quickie.

i clicked my back button

shit in a sensible manner.

>I laffed

i'm out.
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been a minute since i had a first date tho.

*edit*

take that back, had a first date not too long ago. i did not rub one out prior.

would you do that


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"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

as opposed to whether or not i want him to clear out my cob webs

but first? too soon imo. i'm a prude though.


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"It is better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt"

Maybe 8 years ago.

I famously fapped before going on the junior prom. The year before, I went on this other girl's prom and was rock hard the entire night. Like, nearly priapism levels, and I wanted to avoid that.

____________

.

fuck it...maybe i'm weird in this scenario


and i have no issue with being the oddball here


but u meeting a chic for food/drinks/convo and u beating off??

do these niggas beat off before goin to the club too?



i dont get it

for me its because i dont wanna spend my whole date plotting on nigga and ending up having sex

:-/

Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?

Ted: Cause I'm tired...


Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.

not that I'm judging niggas but it just don't seem that serious.

I know I'm not exactly normal either but I ain't never done this shit.

iron his shirt a lil crisper
dance while he gettin dressed

ok...weird...maybe even corny...whatevs

but beatin off cuz u nervous?? like fa real fa real

that's some scary shit to me


i really don't get it

...

.

And just claim there was a long wait at the restroom.

This isn't for pleasure, but it's just in case I come across the rare instance where she wants to shake hands at the end of the date instead of giving you a hug/kiss. :(

bathroom at an okp potluck thingamajig

SOMEBODY ELSE REMEMBERS

lmao

:(

how did people know what he/she was doing???

lawd

Let me know so I can avoid the butter rolls, baby carrots or any other finger foods at the next one.

i'm still trying to understand. for some reason we like...weren't allowed to talk about it?

i'm pretty sure mugs only knew because he didn't flush the evidence

*dougies backwards out of post*

>i'm still trying to understand. for some reason we
>like...weren't allowed to talk about it?
>
>i'm pretty sure mugs only knew because he didn't flush the
>evidence
>
>*dougies backwards out of post*
>

pushing myself away from the screen

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.........


man nevermind i can't justify that shit at all

i'm pretty sure he light an incense too to set the mood but i might be confusing that with another story

i need someone to come rehash

booties, bohos, and bukkake :(

:(

i'm out.
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@etfp

http://i56.tinypic.com/2iueuqp.jpg

lmao

UGH

idk why we couldn't talk about it, but I was
tryna spare her the embarrassment bc dude
was hella bogus.

on top of that they were tonguing each other
down & licking each other's faces like it was
the wild kingdom.

we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
just so fucking messy) had walked to the
back room and overheard him telling his boy
that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
quick bc of me & stayls' booties.

(i was told AFTER the party)

*EXCLUSIVE*

what i'd never mentioned to any of you was
the whole time dude was whispering in my
ear trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.

like i kept having to move.

then when everybody was leaving he trailed
behind & tried to slide me his # and asked if
he could come over the next day.

yo that dude was WILD HOOD for no reason
too. the shit just cracked me up like its no
way in hell she met this dude anywhere
outside of a bodega or the weed spot lol

we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
just so fucking messy) had walked to the
back room and overheard him telling his boy
that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
quick bc of me & stayls' booties.

Lmaoo tho I just fucking died all over again

I forgot they were making out and shit

Oh god.

>lmao
>
>UGH
>
>idk why we couldn't talk about it, but I was
>tryna spare her the embarrassment bc dude
>was hella bogus.
>
>on top of that they were tonguing each other
>down & licking each other's faces like it was
>the wild kingdom.
>
>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>
>(i was told AFTER the party)
>
>*EXCLUSIVE*
>
>what i'd never mentioned to any of you was
>the whole time dude was whispering in my
>ear trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.
>
>like i kept having to move.
>
>then when everybody was leaving he trailed
>behind & tried to slide me his # and asked if
>he could come over the next day.
>
>yo that dude was WILD HOOD for no reason
>too. the shit just cracked me up like its no
>way in hell she met this dude anywhere
>outside of a bodega or the weed spot lol

nigga said "I CAN'T TAKE...THESE...BOOTIES...MUST...NOT...FAP...fuck it. brb"

>
>
>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>
>
i'm out.
_____________________

@etfp

>nigga said "I CAN'T
>TAKE...THESE...BOOTIES...MUST...NOT...FAP...fuck it. brb"
>
>>
>>
>>we knew he beat off bc (name omitted bc y'all
>>just so fucking messy) had walked to the
>>back room and overheard him telling his boy
>>that he had to beat off in the bathroom real
>>quick bc of me & stayls' booties.
>>
>>
>i'm out.
>_____________________
>
>@etfp

http://www.uplolit.com/media/201112/522eeb851a0fb481e57bc9a6e1ac84d0_390.jpg

i'm out.
_____________________

@etfp

http://alcoholenthusiast.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/must_not_fap.jpg

i'm out.
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@etfp

Wait, that means I probably shook his hand too.

:(

:-(

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you couldn't possibly had done that fast enough, LMAO


Well?

do or die

>trying to holler btwn stayls' facial licks.

Because you talking abt not wanting to name names or be messy or wanting to embarrass her when I'm pretty sure you just did AWL of that, lol. Smh
Unless I'm wrong and she's cool with all this.

____________

lol!

I was drunk but I remember that. I caught onto the subliminal messages. I wasn't dating him I was drunk as hell. *Shrugs* I never talked to that guy again after that night.

Well?

I'm completely embarrassed.

don't know what about this in particular would strike a cord for you, but as uncomfortable as you may be now, we were then.

it happened.

Ya'll could've told me then.

nobody wanted to talk about it cause it was pretty obvious that you were feeling dude and who wants to be the one to announce that your man is a creep?

it's 6 years later (might be to the date, even) & i know you've had other men since then so i hope you can laugh at that shit and keep it moving.

i mean cmon dude was like jizz, too much booty in the pants!

not funny? okay.

where's planetinfinite's sig?

I love OKP

or, so i've heard.

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lol

at.myself.

never done it...can't imagine that will change.

i have a friend who is basically fucking mad jawns raw just cause he is 40 and childless.

i was gonna ask if any of yall have entertained that shit & there you are!

i've got several good years ahead of me. let's make it happen.

Valentines day ticket is only 209!

http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-RVSA-Slicer-Shredder-Attachment/dp/B00004SGFP

*does a jig*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PquS0K_EQoE

Make myself a sandwich and put on a game.

no judgement
but if he orders a sammich....

and don't let that shit be turkey.

I thought this meant to get the first/fast one out of the way



Tanya Morgan "You & What Army" EP
http://tanyamorgan.bandcamp.com/album/you-what-army

(shout out to clipsed up there ^)

Whatever happened to back-up plans, bros being smooth, dudes having game or back-up plans part II. What happened to women that knew how to keep a mans ego on high and then walk away knowing that she just has a mental orgasmic experience.

SMH at this poor instant gratification generation.

>Happened to back-up being smooth or back-up plans. SMH at
>this poor generation.

I hit the enter hot key on my joint and it posted.. So I edited.

because i dont think most in here are saying that all of that that you typed is completely omitted by masturbation before a date.

And therefor, I'm use to doing grown peoples stuff. Yaknow, handling my business and dealing with women who handled theirs.

Like I said, there was no need to reach. I'm giving you true life examples.

yaknowhatimean.

the shoes dont really seem to fit anyone in here so i was wondering if you replied in the wrong post. lol

If you have self-control (mental and physical) and you know how to handle your business mentally, then you won't need to masturbate before a date. Meaning you go home cool and relaxed or you get up and go home in the morning. Is that too hard for you to understand?

You gotta chill.

.

y'all acting like I mad it complicated to convoluted.

masturbation before a date is like doing a few sit ups and push ups before hitting the shower to prepare for a party

it's not. LOL

:/

is the spirit w/which i take all the other statements ppl have made about popping one off before a 1st date.

i was being ridiculous. i assume everyone else is too.

i figure the whole thing is a joke.

(that wasn't an admission)

.

i think the people have a right to know

2 birds, 1 stone.

At that point i'm gonna want to rub out another one and by then I'd be late and she'd be mad and call or text but I couldn't answer cause my hands are full so she'll think i'm being shady and avoiding her and then she'd get on her twitter or fb page and talk about how lame and immature dudes are now a days and that she's going back to "doing her"

Yeah it wouldn't be good. I'm just gonna have to go to ruby tuesday's with full balls.

Kev

AWESOME!
---------------------------------------
laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

>AWESOME!
>---------------------------------------
>laugh now, cry never.
>nevermind, nice guys finish fine.
>
>not compassionate....only polite.
>
>I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

shit I'm 33, can't be all... excitable like that lol

(Well, I might if it's Costco and I can fill up on samples, but that's neither here nor there)

Likewise, I don't go on a first date full of pent up horniness. Instead, I "eat a snack" before I "go to Red Lobster," to help prevent a rash decision. Sure, the "cheddar biscuits" are rich as hell--and sure to go down smooth with some Moscato--but it's best to wait for at least the 3rd date before you let him peep the "crumbs in your beard" :-)

However, if I know he's taking me to Nobu, I'll purposely fast all day, so that I can lap up each and every course and crumb that he pays for. No quotation marks because this is not a metaphor; I actually do that. lol

shit. how many first dates have i not been on tho?

...even if its not a date i do it...times r hard...lol

but i masterbate a lot, i've been told.

better than masterbating is getting some earlier. you are extremely relaxed, and have an ever so, i don't give a fuck attitude.

both give me that i am here to have fun type steez, like sex isn't playing as big a part in what is going on. shit being on a date and having somebody call that wants some later is cool too/Having sex lined up for the next day/or having had sex the day before.

it isn't even about being nervous though.

it is kinda like the salesperson who is desprate to make their quota and the salesperson that already met theirs. you don't want to be that pushy person.

plus i am better able to focus on controlling the things i am supposed to, body language, my voice, eyes, etc.

I don't think masturbation's all that weird and if I feel like doing it in the privacy of my own home, I will

I don't do it before every social situation but it's probably somewhat regular that I would. If I got an urge I'm not gonna supress it by doing some other, less interesting thing like iron my clothes or make a sandwich. Why? Maybe that's selfish.

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Dude said it prevented him from having an embarrassing erection in the club.

So no masturbating necessary. The day of the free meal and let some dude who wouldn't dare spend an evening with you like this blow your back out is over. I get to know her first(and at times that don't even mean we fucking). Once I get to know her I would already see if we growing on one another or not. After some time spent we probably would have kissed often, seen each others bedroom, spent time doing movie night, cooked for one another, or definitely got naked with each other more then enough times for me to know she's not looking for just some free meal to pass the time away. I don't like paying others to do what I can do as it is. Why pay some place to cook for you when I can do it? Why go to a spot and pay to see something when I have it already and a projector? If we are going out I'm making for damn certain she's broken in and fits me just right.