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Subject: "Fellas, you ever bussoff from someone grinding on top of you/lapdance?"

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micMajestic
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"Poll question: Fellas, you ever bussoff from someone grinding on top of you/lapdance?"

I'm NOT looking to swap stories here.

Poll result (79 votes)
Yes & I'm uncircumcised	(12 votes)	Vote
Yes & I'm circumcised	(17 votes)	Vote
No & I'm uncircumcised	(12 votes)	Vote
No & I'm circumcised	(34 votes)	Vote
WPOTGIT???	(4 votes)	Vote

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Subject	Author	Message Date	ID
never. & whats circumcision got to do w/ it?	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	1
Nerve endings.	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	3
not since I was like 16	Marty McFlyy	Jul 19th 2011	2
not even remotely close	ambient1	Jul 19th 2011	4
that nygga in the club with silk pants with no drawls	SeV	Jul 19th 2011	5
and a pad in the front of his boxers for the leakage.	kingjerm78	Jul 19th 2011	8
main man in there w/ them sams club sweats on	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	11
Hell Nah...	kingjerm78	Jul 19th 2011	6
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNOPE.	MrThomas43423	Jul 19th 2011	7
SON...LMAO!!	RexLongfellow	Jul 19th 2011	12
LMFAOO not even tho!!	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	78
That walk back to the bar must be long and awkward as hell.	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	14
yo.	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	15
these niggas beat off so much they shootin' powdered baby batter mix.	bfnh	Jul 19th 2011	19
man that nygga peepee hole gotta be raw as shyt	SeV	Jul 19th 2011	21
dead at this whole offshoot of posts	BrooklynWHAT	Jul 19th 2011	23
LMAO omg. That sounds horrible.	cocoapeach	Jul 19th 2011	81
LMFAO. Y'all be doin the mooost tho	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	85
This might be my favorite reply of 2011.	Frank Longo	Jul 19th 2011	108
i didn't...know it would be this entertaining in here	lfresh	Jul 20th 2011	147
mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha	DJ007	Jul 21st 2011	161
dead	BurbKnight	Nov 09th 2011	175
Where's the hell the fuck nawl option?	b2thej	Jul 19th 2011	9
i fap too much to get gaffled like that.	IkeMoses	Jul 19th 2011	10
These chicks might burn a hole in your denim trying to get you to pop	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	24
thats how you get crotch holes in your 501s	Mic_Specialist	Jul 20th 2011	126
Straight lap dance? Absurd. But when she's giving me a wank...	Don Cheadle with an Accent	Jul 19th 2011	13
yellow. i still don't get the argument that you shouldn't get cut	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 19th 2011	16
in public? naw. lol	Government Name	Jul 19th 2011	17
I don't mean for it to be strictly lapdance, any type of grinding	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	18
at this age i dont even think it would be possible	Government Name	Jul 19th 2011	20
Hmmm, grinding is kind of different.	Anfernee	Jul 19th 2011	34
^underrated reply^	bonitaapplebaum71481	Jul 19th 2011	88
my dick would have to slip in there. or she'd have to be juicy as hell	MrThomas43423	Jul 19th 2011	36
Green. What kind of dude jizz in their pants?	Anfernee	Jul 19th 2011	22
im almost jealous of dude for real.	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	25
I made an uncircumsized guy do this	MizClayton	Jul 19th 2011	26
Oh no doubt. Ladies if you made it happen feel free to vote	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	29
lol	CarolG	Jul 19th 2011	31
I just voted red on behalf of someone too.	Very-Effortless	Jul 19th 2011	33
I bet you can't make me do it.	Anfernee	Jul 19th 2011	35
plz describe in as much detail as u can muster. nm	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	37
slowly even	BurbKnight	Nov 09th 2011	179
^She know what to dooooo wit it (c) Drake	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	80
It must be those cats that wear those thin sweatpants to the strip club	CountryRapTunes	Jul 19th 2011	27
Oh and in a lot of strip clubs the dancers stroke your meat	CountryRapTunes	Jul 19th 2011	28
this is like discovering christmas. i been wasting SOO much time	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	30
All the hole in the wall clubs in maryland. Bazz and Crue, Sinsaytionals...	CountryRapTunes	Jul 19th 2011	43
Sinsaytionals is my shit, lol	MiracleRic	Jul 20th 2011	132
RE: All the hole in the wall clubs in maryland. Bazz and Crue, Sinsaytio...	liger_trainer	Jul 20th 2011	144
they thought u was fed like shit, lol	MiracleRic	Jul 22nd 2011	169
any strip club in atlanta near a truck stop	kayru99	Jul 19th 2011	56
I used to work at UPS on Fulton Industrial.....	The Wordsmith	Jul 19th 2011	116
True but those don't count for this poll, friction burns only	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	32
Nope.	BigReg	Jul 19th 2011	38
when i worked at the booty shake club	desus	Jul 19th 2011	39
FOH.	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	40
older black guy with a mini afro was the worst offender	desus	Jul 19th 2011	41
RE: older black guy with a mini afro was the worst offender	kingjerm78	Jul 19th 2011	44
Dudes coming in fully armored and shit, ready for battle.	Anfernee	Jul 19th 2011	42
no way i am going to believe its dudes sitting in strip clubs with	CountryRapTunes	Jul 19th 2011	45
Yeah that's about as seedy as it gets.	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	48
Seedy... lol	Kei2Lyfe	Jul 19th 2011	58
How the hell would you know exactly who left the condom behind?	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	46
desus be on some CSI shit.	Anfernee	Jul 19th 2011	49
a swath of old spice scented tweed fabric.	bfnh	Jul 19th 2011	50
"I found a few flecks of rayon & traces of Drakkar Noir in the sample"	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	51
Drakkar Noir <--- i'm done.	poetx	Jul 19th 2011	120
As long as he doesn't do the finger test :-x	Goldmind	Jul 19th 2011	69
or a taste test.	SoWhat	Jul 19th 2011	73
"what that thing smell like" from BET Uncut...	justanotheraliasontheOKP	Jul 19th 2011	92
pineapple	Goldmind	Jul 19th 2011	122
santorum	justanotheraliasontheOKP	Jul 21st 2011	156
"Because the truth-- removes sunglasses-- always comes out." YOWWW	Frank Longo	Jul 19th 2011	109
hahahaha.	squeeg	Jul 19th 2011	117
A+	Anfernee	Jul 20th 2011	128
LMAO THANK YOU BASED FRANK!	Castro	Jul 20th 2011	134
ha!	lfresh	Jul 20th 2011	148
Cum Scene Investigator: NY ba-dooooong.	poetx	Jul 19th 2011	118
Emmy award-winning scene.	Anfernee	Jul 20th 2011	129
X_x	bezel021	Jul 20th 2011	136
you are crazy man, LOL	Mgmt	Jul 20th 2011	141
Ayo that's amazing (c) Raekwon	micMajestic	Jul 20th 2011	146
lol @ this reply and the responses to it	scout	Jul 19th 2011	71
what in da hell? did yall catch them on camera or something?	gumz	Jul 19th 2011	53
LOLZ its really not that hard to track	desus	Jul 19th 2011	59
In the sink? Was there a bathroom attendant on the premises?	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	72
Black man is God!!	thewhiteman	Jul 19th 2011	54
bin been wilding.	PlanetInfinite	Jul 19th 2011	68
He got a flyer in his pocket right now for "Groan & Sexy Saturdays"	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	70
cries	bayoubyyou	Jul 19th 2011	112
hahahaha.	squeeg	Jul 19th 2011	119
oh noes! LOL	lfresh	Jul 20th 2011	149
lmao	queenie	Jul 21st 2011	159
i have not--	bloocollar	Jul 19th 2011	47
once...in vegas...	al_sharp	Jul 19th 2011	52
nah as much as i enjoy them i've never come close	gumz	Jul 19th 2011	55
aka dj r tistic taught us	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	57
Ay cuh	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	77
desus, please write a book/blog of your club experiences	teefiveten	Jul 19th 2011	60
grey sweatpants with no drawls on, dog	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	61
I was about to say, maybe hetero niggas should just start wearin Depends	Goldmind	Jul 19th 2011	62
but don't yall be having shitty dicks?	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 19th 2011	64
Don't yall??	Goldmind	Jul 19th 2011	65
they have bloody dicks.	SoWhat	Jul 19th 2011	74
NOTICE HOW HE DIDN'T SAY NO.	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 19th 2011	121
Neither did you. Go wipe ya ass.	Goldmind	Jul 20th 2011	125
so is that a yes?	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 20th 2011	127
Sniff it and find out	Goldmind	Jul 20th 2011	142
of course you revert to the fucking prison rapist mentality	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 21st 2011	157
^^^Knows what my dick smells like	Goldmind	Jul 21st 2011	158
whatever makes you feel better dookie dick.	Bruce Belafonte	Jul 22nd 2011	167
Lol, that's way fowl	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	111
na, that's some pervert/old nigga/married nigga shit	MalikMizz	Jul 19th 2011	63
You sound like you're trying to be some type of d!ck expert. Is that	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	67
lol	kevlar skully	Jul 20th 2011	124
i wouldn't expect niggas here to get my perspective.	MalikMizz	Jul 20th 2011	130
why you all defensive? Skully might be my middle name, nigga	kevlar skully	Jul 20th 2011	155
in private, yes.	PlanetInfinite	Jul 19th 2011	66
damn, u gay ass niggaz making this poast a pissing contest....	d_Benjamin_m	Jul 19th 2011	75
lmfao @ your avi	bayoubyyou	Jul 19th 2011	113
RE: Fellas, you ever bussoff from someone grinding on top of you/lapdanc...	ThaTruth	Jul 19th 2011	76
Look at this shit, why did I miss it? I hate starting work @ 3PM Eastern	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	79
you right though, but lol	speedlaws07	Jul 19th 2011	83
wat?	ThaTruth	Jul 19th 2011	90
I had a dude buss off on my ass in a dance said in an island accent	BlkButtaFly	Jul 19th 2011	82
Whoa, that's a bit much. What did he do/say afterwards?	micMajestic	Jul 19th 2011	84
at first I didn't quite get what had happened.	BlkButtaFly	Jul 19th 2011	94
In the dude's defense, they were dancing to "Come Baby Come."	Frank Longo	Jul 19th 2011	110
are you posting from county jail?	Binlahab	Jul 19th 2011	93
nah..this happened like, 12-13 yrs ago	BlkButtaFly	Jul 19th 2011	95
ha that happened to goldenwon too	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	97
RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	98
RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	99
RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too	buildingblock	Jul 19th 2011	100
i'm trying to understand this...was he dancing with no pants on?	Jon	Jul 20th 2011	135
nope. he was wearing dress pants or khakis	BlkButtaFly	Jul 20th 2011	143
more..prolific	lfresh	Jul 20th 2011	150
It must've happened during the first few songs	BlkButtaFly	Jul 21st 2011	164
oh ok...WOAH lol	Jon	Jul 22nd 2011	168
did it soak through the pants?	Jon	Jul 21st 2011	160
being able todo this helped me keep my virginity	masacuda	Jul 19th 2011	86
yes I immediately apologized and fell asleep	Grand_Royal	Jul 19th 2011	87
yellowy yellow	LES	Jul 19th 2011	89
i voted red	wray	Jul 19th 2011	91
BLUE...i had it happen to me twice...	lovelyone80	Jul 19th 2011	96
Now see, this here is nastiness!	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 19th 2011	101
I be popping tho.	lovelyone80	Jul 19th 2011	103
^^^Underrated reply	JCass	Jul 20th 2011	123
:)~	Kevin26_2	Jul 21st 2011	162
LOL...my 2nd favorite club ever	ambient1	Jul 22nd 2011	172
It's way easier than you think lol	ThisIs_ATruthThang	Jul 19th 2011	102
Oh yeah?	kingjerm78	Jul 19th 2011	105
Yea... lol Well as long as you got an ass...	ThisIs_ATruthThang	Jul 19th 2011	106
No but a chick cummed while giving me a lapdance this weekend	Shade	Jul 19th 2011	104
Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! That is > sex to me.	Yadgyu	Jul 19th 2011	107
Stop being such an Internet troll, Yadgyu (c) nopayne	BookishBAP	Jul 19th 2011	114
wild roseland	BookishBAP	Jul 19th 2011	115
why is this google ad for home circumcision kits popping up?	poetx	Jul 20th 2011	131
"Still Tippin" (c) Paul Wall n' em	micMajestic	Jul 20th 2011	139
why all the female replies lookin like BookishBap avy though	MiracleRic	Jul 20th 2011	133
back in my gogo days in DC @ the icebox man	forte	Jul 20th 2011	137
archive.	bfnh	Jul 20th 2011	138
This post smells like thai food.	Delaney	Jul 20th 2011	140
and a slightly musky, yeasty scent w/a hint of bleach.	SoWhat	Jul 20th 2011	145
this post is screaming for a SPM story about Rell	MIAthinker	Jul 20th 2011	151
jsut came back from 1st kings in sweatpants and no draws. didn't bust	buildingblock	Jul 20th 2011	152
LMFAOOOOO you wack for that	-DJ R-Tistic-	Jul 20th 2011	154
hmm girls be grabbing your shit on the dancefloor	ShinobiShaw	Jul 20th 2011	153
archive.	Riot	Jul 21st 2011	163
LOL @ cumming off of just a lap dance.. weak ass mofos...	mtbatol	Jul 21st 2011	165
Lmao	micMajestic	Jul 22nd 2011	170
For shame Ladiez,....got ninjaz all off inna jam like dis..........	NoDrawls McGraw	Jul 22nd 2011	166
this is sad n/m	NorthWeezy	Jul 22nd 2011	171
I'm More Impressed That Chicks Can Do That to Dudes Wearing Jeans	RexLongfellow	Jul 22nd 2011	173
Ha My Friend's College Boys Useta Wear Mesh Shorts	makaveli	Jul 22nd 2011	174
lol	BurbKnight	Nov 09th 2011	178
my dick got hard to female responses all thru this post	Noodity	Nov 09th 2011	176
yall wild...	BigJazz	Nov 09th 2011	177

Binlahab
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182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 09:57 AM

1. "never. & whats circumcision got to do w/ it?"
In response to Reply # 0

whats more like i said...i been in mad butt nekkids over the yrs w/ hella ppl & ive never even HEARD of dudes doing that

tricking? buying hoes? yes. busting a nut off a lap dance?! naw

do or die

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micMajestic
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Tue Jul-19-11 09:59 AM

3. "Nerve endings."
In response to Reply # 1

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Marty McFlyy
Member since Jan 04th 2011
3990 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 09:57 AM

2. "not since I was like 16"
In response to Reply # 0

AP

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ambient1
Member since May 23rd 2007
41077 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 09:59 AM

4. "not even remotely close"
In response to Reply # 0

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Coolin...

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SeV
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50216 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:01 AM

5. "that nygga in the club with silk pants with no drawls"
In response to Reply # 0

i was dying

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kingjerm78
Member since Jul 05th 2007
24725 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:02 AM

8. "and a pad in the front of his boxers for the leakage. "
In response to Reply # 5

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Binlahab
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:07 AM

11. "main man in there w/ them sams club sweats on"
In response to Reply # 5

jounts thin as shit

strippers call that fool see thru

do or die

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kingjerm78
Member since Jul 05th 2007
24725 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:01 AM

6. "Hell Nah..."
In response to Reply # 0

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MrThomas43423
Member since Jul 03rd 2002
67613 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:02 AM

7. "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNOPE."
In response to Reply # 0
Tue Jul-19-11 10:35 AM by MrThomas43423

and how you sit around wet in the pants for whoever knows how long. if that happened, you'd have to leave right arterwards wouldn't you? what if you're there with your niggas, and you wanna leave all abrupt right after getting a lapdance? you can't even explain that shit. unless you already told then you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
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laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

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RexLongfellow
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:07 AM

12. "SON...LMAO!!"
In response to Reply # 7

unless you already told then
>you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there
>goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
Why the first thing in my mind is that Dave Chappelle R-Kelly skit where his grandma was like there's my Robert, always peein' on people...lmao!

But yeah, homey said he got a pack of kleenex for just such an occasion and I was done

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-DJ R-Tistic-
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Tue Jul-19-11 03:46 PM

78. "LMFAOO not even tho!!"
In response to Reply # 12

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micMajestic
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22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:12 AM

14. "That walk back to the bar must be long and awkward as hell."
In response to Reply # 7

>and how you sit around wet in the pants for whoever knows how
>long. if that happened, you'd have to leave right arterwards
>wouldn't you? what if you're their with your niggas, and you
>wanna leave all abrupt right after getting a lapdance? you
>can't even explain that shit. unless you already told then
>you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there
>goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
>---------------------------------------
>laugh now, cry never.
>nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

Yeah, you would figure that you would have to leave right afterwards. Otherwise you'll be doing the stanky leg all night trying to keep your dick from getting stuck to your draws. It's best to roll dolo if your prone to nut off a lapdance.

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Binlahab
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:13 AM

15. "yo."
In response to Reply # 7

.

cmon

im hurting now..dude would literally never ever live that down in my camp...oh god that shit would have been 1 for the history books

ie: remember when lil ted busted off IN the club dog? that fool tried to sneak out & walk home *falls on floor in laughter*

do or die

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bfnh
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:26 AM

19. "these niggas beat off so much they shootin' powdered baby batter mix."
In response to Reply # 7

that would also explain how the smell of a woman and a 15 minute crotch rub *through denim* is giving them the violent shakes.

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SeV
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50216 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:27 AM

21. "man that nygga peepee hole gotta be raw as shyt"
In response to Reply # 7

(pause the whole statement btw)

i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up jizz

that shyt aint no joke

i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works

wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?

nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project

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Tue Jul-19-11 10:28 AM

23. "*dead at this whole offshoot of posts*"
In response to Reply # 21

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cocoapeach
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Tue Jul-19-11 04:00 PM

81. "LMAO omg. That sounds horrible."
In response to Reply # 21

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Tue Jul-19-11 04:24 PM

85. "LMFAO. Y'all be doin the mooost tho"
In response to Reply # 21

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Frank Longo
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:06 PM

108. "This might be my favorite reply of 2011."
In response to Reply # 21

>(pause the whole statement btw)
>
>i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off
>the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up
>jizz
>
>that shyt aint no joke
>
>i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works
>
>wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?
>
>nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project
>
>(pause gotdamb)
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Wed Jul-20-11 03:01 PM

147. "i didn't...know it would be this entertaining in here"
In response to Reply # 21

>(pause the whole statement btw)
>
>i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off
>the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up
>jizz
>
>that shyt aint no joke
>
>i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works
>
>wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?
>
>nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project
>
>(pause gotdamb)

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Thu Jul-21-11 05:10 PM

161. "mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
In response to Reply # 7

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Wed Nov-09-11 02:47 PM

175. "*dead*"
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:03 AM

9. "Where's the hell the fuck nawl option?"
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:05 AM

10. "i fap too much to get gaffled like that."
In response to Reply # 0

-30-
You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

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micMajestic
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:29 AM

24. "These chicks might burn a hole in your denim trying to get you to pop"
In response to Reply # 10

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Wed Jul-20-11 12:52 AM

126. "thats how you get crotch holes in your 501s "
In response to Reply # 24

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Don Cheadle with an Accent
Member since Dec 25th 2004
52 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:11 AM

13. "Straight lap dance? Absurd. But when she's giving me a wank..."
In response to Reply # 0

in addition to the grinding at the same time. Of course. But only when prepared with a kerchief of sorts for leanup. Unless, I tell the young lady to remove her hand from my willy.

"Traitor" in theaters now.

http://www.traitor-themovie.com/

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:14 AM

16. "yellow. i still don't get the argument that you shouldn't get cut"
In response to Reply # 0
Tue Jul-19-11 10:56 AM by Bruce Belafonte

cause it makes you less sensitive.

wtf. mfs is bussin nuts before they even take it out their pants? can i get at least 8 real strokes first? damn.

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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Government Name
Member since Dec 16th 2005
23190 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:22 AM

17. "in public? naw. lol"
In response to Reply # 0
Tue Jul-19-11 10:25 AM by Government Name

in general, not since some epic hump sessions as a youth, lol

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micMajestic
Charter member
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Tue Jul-19-11 10:25 AM

18. "I don't mean for it to be strictly lapdance, any type of grinding"
In response to Reply # 17

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Government Name
Member since Dec 16th 2005
23190 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:26 AM

20. "at this age i dont even think it would be possible"
In response to Reply # 18

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:36 AM

34. "Hmmm, grinding is kind of different."
In response to Reply # 18

Boner status, but still no JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS.

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bonitaapplebaum71481
Member since Aug 04th 2003
22576 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 05:44 PM

88. "^underrated reply^"
In response to Reply # 34

LOL

"im starving for a good conversation most times. quickest way to get in my pants? = good conversation" (c) Peabody

www.twitter.com/bedstuybetty
http://fromvenus2marz.wordpress.com/
DROkayplayer: Giving you good puff since May '05

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MrThomas43423
Member since Jul 03rd 2002
67613 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:37 AM

36. "my dick would have to slip in there. or she'd have to be juicy as hell"
In response to Reply # 18

for me to cum from grinding.
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laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:27 AM

22. "Green. What kind of dude jizz in their pants?"
In response to Reply # 0

I'm still trippin' over that strip club post.

Like I said in there, I don't even really (or at least try not to) get erections... much less get all full-on mega-boner Hulk mode to cause frictionless ejaculations.

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Binlahab
Charter member
182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:29 AM

25. "im almost jealous of dude for real. "
In response to Reply # 0

i feel like the old grizzled dope fiend looking @ the new young dopefiend getting high for the 1st time

i once upon a time too got inflated khakis off a lap dance (to busting? naw...but...)

before i got so jaded & cynical

stripper w/ the school to literally rub 1 outta me @ THIS stage? that bitch is a star, on some sunshine from harlem nights shit

do or die

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MizClayton
Member since Feb 22nd 2003
33309 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:30 AM

26. "I made an uncircumsized guy do this"
In response to Reply # 0

I voted for him

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http://www.youforie.com/
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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:33 AM

29. "Oh no doubt. Ladies if you made it happen feel free to vote "
In response to Reply # 26

on the dude's behalf.
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CarolG
Member since Feb 07th 2008
1541 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:35 AM

31. "lol"
In response to Reply # 26

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Very-Effortless
Member since May 07th 2011
7452 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:35 AM

33. "I just voted red on behalf of someone too."
In response to Reply # 26

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The Green Mile is a movie where the magical black man wrongly dies and the white man who let it happen lives forever.

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:36 AM

35. "I bet you can't make me do it."
In response to Reply # 26

I challenge you.

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Binlahab
Charter member
182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:37 AM

37. "plz describe in as much detail as u can muster. nm"
In response to Reply # 26

do or die

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BurbKnight
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Wed Nov-09-11 03:04 PM

179. "slowly even"
In response to Reply # 37

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-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:54 PM

80. "^She know what to dooooo wit it (c) Drake"
In response to Reply # 26

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CountryRapTunes
Member since Oct 19th 2004
18949 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:30 AM

27. "It must be those cats that wear those thin sweatpants to the strip club"
In response to Reply # 0

lol..

A lot of cats be on that no draws and thin sweat pants in the strip club lol

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CountryRapTunes
Member since Oct 19th 2004
18949 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:32 AM

28. "Oh and in a lot of strip clubs the dancers stroke your meat "
In response to Reply # 27

while they are granding.. they try to get that stress up out you

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Binlahab
Charter member
182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:35 AM

30. "this is like discovering christmas. i been wasting SOO much time"
In response to Reply # 28

WHERE are these clubs where they do this shit?! ill hit em up @ lunch & come give yall the scoop after my nap

do or die

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CountryRapTunes
Member since Oct 19th 2004
18949 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:46 AM

43. "All the hole in the wall clubs in maryland. Bazz and Crue, Sinsaytionals..."
In response to Reply # 30

My buddy got head at Normas in one of the lil private rooms in the back from two strippers...

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MiracleRic
Member since Oct 21st 2002
45200 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 07:39 AM

132. "Sinsaytionals is my shit, lol"
In response to Reply # 43

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

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liger_trainer
Member since Jun 17th 2008
1749 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 12:58 PM

144. "RE: All the hole in the wall clubs in maryland. Bazz and Crue, Sinsaytio..."
In response to Reply # 43

I drove down to that Bazz and Crue spot twice and the guys at the door said it was closed for a private party.

I'm like "I got money... wtf???"

The second time it happened I got in the car. Looked at myself in the mirror and the light bulb went on.

Drove right on up to Norma's and was happy as hell. lol

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MiracleRic
Member since Oct 21st 2002
45200 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 07:48 AM

169. "they thought u was fed like shit, lol"
In response to Reply # 144

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

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kayru99
Member since Jan 26th 2004
16105 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:31 AM

56. "any strip club in atlanta near a truck stop"
In response to Reply # 30

shit, i'd suspect any strip club near a truck stop ANYWHERE, really

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The Wordsmith
Member since Aug 13th 2002
17070 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:09 PM

116. "I used to work at UPS on Fulton Industrial....."
In response to Reply # 56

...them strip spots over LOOK grimy, lol. I never went to one but I could imagine.

Since 1976

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:35 AM

32. "True but those don't count for this poll, friction burns only"
In response to Reply # 28

>while they are granding.. they try to get that stress up out
>you

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BigReg
Charter member
62390 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:37 AM

38. "Nope."
In response to Reply # 0

Although once ive gotten home after the fact it's lead to some epic masturbation.

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desus
Member since May 24th 2002
60447 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:38 AM

39. "when i worked at the booty shake club"
In response to Reply # 0

we'd always find used condoms in the restroom
so u'd assume it was the strippers fucking the customers.
but NOPE.
niggas put condoms on, bust off from slow grinds
and then toss the joints.
and this shit was a common occurance.
it was usually older/married dudes

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Binlahab
Charter member
182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:42 AM

40. "FOH."
In response to Reply # 39

>it was usually older/married dudes
naw dog dont slander my ppl like that

do or die

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desus
Member since May 24th 2002
60447 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:44 AM

41. "older black guy with a mini afro was the worst offender"
In response to Reply # 40

we kicked him out for clipping his nails while
waiting for "his" dancer to come out.

uncouth mofo.

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kingjerm78
Member since Jul 05th 2007
24725 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:46 AM

44. "RE: older black guy with a mini afro was the worst offender"
In response to Reply # 41

LOL @ the discription

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:45 AM

42. "Dudes coming in fully armored and shit, ready for battle."
In response to Reply # 39

Who the fuck prepares themselves like that?!

This is crazy.

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CountryRapTunes
Member since Oct 19th 2004
18949 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:46 AM

45. "no way i am going to believe its dudes sitting in strip clubs with"
In response to Reply # 39

jimmy hats on lol

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:50 AM

48. "Yeah that's about as seedy as it gets."
In response to Reply # 45

I know some of these old heads out here are savvy as hell, but man that's just wild and kinda sad.
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Kei2Lyfe
Member since Jul 24th 2003
6087 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:49 AM

58. "Seedy... lol"
In response to Reply # 48

│♬ ♫ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♬│

"Southerners don't lie, they just remember big." - D. W. Blight

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:47 AM

46. "How the hell would you know exactly who left the condom behind? "
In response to Reply # 39

>we'd always find used condoms in the restroom
>so u'd assume it was the strippers fucking the customers.
>but NOPE.
>niggas put condoms on, bust off from slow grinds
>and then toss the joints.
>and this shit was a common occurance.
>it was usually older/married dudes

That's some old mad scientist sh!t. If ever found myself trying to identify the user of a dirty cum filled condom, I'd have to consider a serious life change.
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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:52 AM

49. "desus be on some CSI shit."
In response to Reply # 46

He'd find like traces of fabric and shit on the exterior of the condom, and deduce that they came from being inside the pants.

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bfnh
Charter member
35708 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:55 AM

50. "a swath of old spice scented tweed fabric."
In response to Reply # 49

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:57 AM

51. ""I found a few flecks of rayon & traces of Drakkar Noir in the sample""
In response to Reply # 49

>He'd find like traces of fabric and shit on the exterior of
>the condom, and deduce that they came from being inside the
>pants.

"I'm thinking it was John John".
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poetx
Charter member
58856 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:32 PM

120. "Drakkar Noir <--- i'm done. "
In response to Reply # 51

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:40 PM

69. "As long as he doesn't do the finger test :-x"
In response to Reply # 49

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SoWhat
Charter member
154163 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:22 PM

73. "or a taste test."
In response to Reply # 69

fuck you.

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justanotheraliasontheOKP
Member since May 02nd 2011
179 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 06:25 PM

92. ""what that thing smell like" from BET Uncut..."
In response to Reply # 69
Tue Jul-19-11 06:26 PM by justanotheraliasonth

is now playing in my head. thanks a lot.

that you black desus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRALVGE9HtI

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:38 PM

122. "pineapple"
In response to Reply # 92

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justanotheraliasontheOKP
Member since May 02nd 2011
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Thu Jul-21-11 01:20 AM

156. "santorum"
In response to Reply # 122

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Frank Longo
Member since Nov 18th 2003
86672 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:07 PM

109. ""Because the truth-- *removes sunglasses*-- always comes out." YOWWW"
In response to Reply # 49

My movies: http://russellhainline.com
My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
My beer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebeertravelguide

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squeeg
Charter member
34484 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:31 PM

117. "hahahaha."
In response to Reply # 109

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 02:38 AM

128. "A+"
In response to Reply # 109

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Castro
Charter member
50752 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 07:56 AM

134. "LMAO THANK YOU BASED FRANK!"
In response to Reply # 109

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One Hundred.

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lfresh
Member since Jun 18th 2002
92696 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 03:03 PM

148. "ha!"
In response to Reply # 109

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

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poetx
Charter member
58856 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:31 PM

118. "Cum Scene Investigator: NY *ba-dooooong*. "
In response to Reply # 49

*stoops down to inspect an object on the bathroom floor*

sidekick: "looks like someone was getting it in in the bathroom, huh?"

CSI Desus: "no. look at this." *pulls out retractable metal probe thingy* "Either old girl got a denim weave in her nether regions or this condom was in place INSIDE the perp's pants".

sidekick: *looks sonned and amazed*

CSI Desus: "It was Ol' Willie and Big Gina".

sidekick: "How could you possibly know that?"

CSI Desus: *prods the condom with the pointer* "See down here where the rubber was rolled off? Salt and pepper pubes. There were only seven dudes in the club with partially gray hair tonight. Five of them had the decency to rock slacks, and Nasty Nate had on the sweatpants. Big Willie, as usual, had them uncivilized ass Jean shorts on. Now... notice these pink spots on the condom where it touches the floor? When Monistat 7 reacts with urine it leaves a pinkish hue. And word among the girls backstage has it that Big Gina been on that Pillsbury lately."

sidekick: *scribbles furiously in his notepad*

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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Anfernee
Member since Nov 11th 2004
24780 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 02:39 AM

129. "Emmy award-winning scene."
In response to Reply # 118

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bezel021
Member since Feb 08th 2006
1011 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 09:25 AM

136. "X_x"
In response to Reply # 118

Casket drops

The imagery of that was impeccable

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Mgmt
Member since Feb 17th 2005
21496 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 10:46 AM

141. "you are crazy man, LOL"
In response to Reply # 118

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 02:54 PM

146. "Ayo that's amazing (c) Raekwon"
In response to Reply # 118

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scout
Charter member
44572 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 01:32 PM

71. "lol @ this reply and the responses to it"
In response to Reply # 46

_____________________

hello, lover.

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gumz
Member since Jan 09th 2005
20118 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:25 AM

53. "what in da hell? did yall catch them on camera or something?"
In response to Reply # 39

http://www.youtube.com/user/gumzization
twitter: @BrosefMalone

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desus
Member since May 24th 2002
60447 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:51 AM

59. "LOLZ its really not that hard to track"
In response to Reply # 53

u watch who goes into the bathroom
and then when they come out
u go in.

the problem wasn't they were throwing the condoms in the trash
or flushing em

niggas was throwing them on the floor or the sink.

_________________________________________
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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:19 PM

72. "In the sink? Was there a bathroom attendant on the premises?"
In response to Reply # 59

>u watch who goes into the bathroom
>and then when they come out
>u go in.
>
>the problem wasn't they were throwing the condoms in the
>trash
>or flushing em
>
>niggas was throwing them on the floor or the sink.
>

Nigs gotta really violate to make the bathroom attendant stop smiling.
I'm guessing you worked at some grimy spots.

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thewhiteman
Member since Sep 18th 2002
3583 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:26 AM

54. "Black man is God!!"
In response to Reply # 39

*Taking it back*

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PlanetInfinite
Charter member
126185 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:39 PM

68. "bin been wilding."
In response to Reply # 39

>and this shit was a common occurance.
>it was usually older/married dudes

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:50 PM

70. "He got a flyer in his pocket right now for "Groan & Sexy Saturdays""
In response to Reply # 68
Tue Jul-19-11 12:53 PM by micMajestic

>
>>and this shit was a common occurance.
>>it was usually older/married dudes
>

with a Durex joint stapled to back of it.

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bayoubyyou
Member since Nov 06th 2005
17776 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:55 PM

112. "*cries*"
In response to Reply # 70

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squeeg
Charter member
34484 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:32 PM

119. "hahahaha."
In response to Reply # 70

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lfresh
Member since Jun 18th 2002
92696 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 03:04 PM

149. "oh noes! LOL"
In response to Reply # 70

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queenie
Member since May 02nd 2003
4669 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 10:58 AM

159. "lmao"
In response to Reply # 70

all the sexy girls
all across the world
working hard to get they cash
shawty this yo anthem
gone and shake yo ass!

now take dat nasty bastard

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bloocollar
Member since Aug 14th 2008
18163 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:50 AM

47. "i have not--"
In response to Reply # 0

the stuff at Cheeks don't count

cause well.............they take your dick out of your pants there

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al_sharp
Charter member
64140 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:23 AM

52. "once...in vegas..."
In response to Reply # 0

they had these beds they would lay you down on. this chick flat out told me she wasn't gettin off me til she made me bust in my pants.

she did.

i ain't ashamed.

i'll never forget what song i was listening to when it happened either. lol.

(i was on my way back to my hotel anyway plus i was drunk as all hell so i didn't give a shit.)

avy: our new album. you may just like it. listen for free online @ http://theyesyesyalls.com

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gumz
Member since Jan 09th 2005
20118 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:26 AM

55. "nah as much as i enjoy them i've never come close"
In response to Reply # 0

http://www.youtube.com/user/gumzization
twitter: @BrosefMalone

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:35 AM

57. "aka dj r tistic taught us"
In response to Reply # 0

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:45 PM

77. "Ay cuh"
In response to Reply # 57

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teefiveten
Member since Oct 02nd 2008
33019 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:55 AM

60. "desus, please write a book/blog of your club experiences"
In response to Reply # 0

for real.

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:05 PM

61. "grey sweatpants with no drawls on, dog"
In response to Reply # 0

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:09 PM

62. "I was about to say, maybe hetero niggas should just start wearin Depends"
In response to Reply # 0
Tue Jul-19-11 12:11 PM by Goldmind

You're already known for leavin skid marks in your draws. Now you got layers of dried up up cum chillin in your Hanes, as well?? At this point, a diaper wouldn't be a bad idea. Or maybe two super-absorbent maxi pads, fastened together with scotch tape so they cover both ya ass and ya dick.

That would be mad humiliating, though, cause DJRtistic is already mad short; a pamper showing through his Akademik jeans would be on some hood Baby Huey shit.

bloocollar, though? Aisle two, boo.

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:25 PM

64. "but don't yall be having shitty dicks?"
In response to Reply # 62

lol @ the gay dude calling somebody gross.

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:30 PM

65. "Don't yall??"
In response to Reply # 64

>lol @ the gay dude calling somebody gross.

Meanwhile, you prolly got shit crumbs in your Batman costume. *shudders*

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SoWhat
Charter member
154163 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:24 PM

74. "they have bloody dicks."
In response to Reply # 65

fuck you.

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:38 PM

121. "NOTICE HOW HE DIDN'T SAY NO."
In response to Reply # 65

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 12:47 AM

125. "Neither did you. Go wipe ya ass."
In response to Reply # 121

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 01:49 AM

127. "so is that a yes?"
In response to Reply # 125

i don't answer that whole question with a question thing people do. i asked you first.

bammas walkin around like http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2-ar23kMNvo/TI_eMljgMhI/AAAAAAAAATg/vpnDHgh4_JY/Pocky-3.jpg

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 10:51 AM

142. "Sniff it and find out"
In response to Reply # 127

Although by the way you always hangin on our dicks, you obviously know the scent and landscape of our shafts all too well.

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 09:31 AM

157. "of course you revert to the fucking prison rapist mentality"
In response to Reply # 142

always talking about putting yoru dick on someone. yeah man. a fuckin deviant.

homos always trying to get everyone to be on that weirdo shitty dick shit with em.

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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Goldmind
Member since Oct 28th 2004
27522 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 10:29 AM

158. "^^^Knows what my dick smells like"
In response to Reply # 157

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Bruce Belafonte
Member since Jan 14th 2008
31999 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 02:46 AM

167. "whatever makes you feel better dookie dick."
In response to Reply # 158

http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:47 PM

111. "Lol, that's way fowl"
In response to Reply # 62

>That would be mad humiliating, though, cause DJRtistic is
>already mad short; a pamper showing through his Akademik jeans
>would be on some hood Baby Huey shit.

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MalikMizz
Member since May 04th 2011
262 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:17 PM

63. "na, that's some pervert/old nigga/married nigga shit"
In response to Reply # 0

if you're actually fucking, a grind from a stripper can only do so much.

and if you're a woman in here saying you made a man bust from that alone,
chances are you blueballed him to death.

that or this nigga's stamina was on puberty level.

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:39 PM

67. "You sound like you're trying to be some type of d!ck expert. Is that"
In response to Reply # 63

>if you're actually fucking, a grind from a stripper can only
>do so much.
>
>and if you're a woman in here saying you made a man bust
>from that alone,
>chances are you blueballed him to death.
>
>that or this nigga's stamina was on puberty level.

what you intended? Maybe you were trying to be funny, but I didn't sense any humor at all.
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kevlar skully
Member since Mar 13th 2007
6049 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 12:24 AM

124. "lol"
In response to Reply # 67
Wed Jul-20-11 12:24 AM by kevlar skully

homie know how all dicks are calibrated, no question

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MalikMizz
Member since May 04th 2011
262 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 06:57 AM

130. "i wouldn't expect niggas here to get my perspective."
In response to Reply # 124

i mean, you two niggas' login names are micmajestic and kevlarskully.

i couldn't begin to understand those kind of choices.

still, yall right.

i was trying to speak about my dick.

my fault.

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kevlar skully
Member since Mar 13th 2007
6049 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 07:01 PM

155. "why you all defensive? Skully might be my middle name, nigga"
In response to Reply # 130
Wed Jul-20-11 07:01 PM by kevlar skully

>i was trying to speak about my dick.
>
>my fault.

thats all I'm saying though

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PlanetInfinite
Charter member
126185 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 12:37 PM

66. "in private, yes."
In response to Reply # 0

in a club? what the fuck?

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d_Benjamin_m
Member since Apr 28th 2009
17298 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:39 PM

75. "damn, u gay ass niggaz making this poast a pissing contest...."
In response to Reply # 0

______________________

http://struff.com/oaaudio/PatriceONeal-WorstOf-2006To2011/

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bayoubyyou
Member since Nov 06th 2005
17776 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:57 PM

113. "lmfao @ your avi"
In response to Reply # 75

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ThaTruth
Charter member
99998 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:44 PM

76. "RE: Fellas, you ever bussoff from someone grinding on top of you/lapdanc..."
In response to Reply # 0

>I'm NOT looking to swap stories here.

lol, y'all mf's ain't ready for my strip club stories

________________________________________
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

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-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 03:51 PM

79. "Look at this shit, why did I miss it? I hate starting work @ 3PM Eastern"
In response to Reply # 0

But yeah, I do probably half the time I get one. That's basically the point of it, but I only go to like 2-3 a year and might only get a lap dance once out of those times.

Why not though? It's been nights I was in there n said "hmm...I could either fuck lil average Karla who's gonna wanna eat my cereal, drink my liq, take a risk at getting her pregnant and dealing with her ass for 18 years, AND she'll want to spend the night....or spend $10 for foine ass Trinity with the super soft titties and "Tiki Barber thighs" (as one of you accidental homos said) and she will be even more sexual because she's not just laying there to get pleased, AND she'll probably make me cum even faster." And yeah, some strippers will even give head thru the jeans.

Maybe I'm just highly cummable or some shit. And nah, I don't wear silk draws and athletic NBA warmup pants either. Sometimes, that shit even gets sore from them doin 4 much. But they focus on it and know what they're doing...and some will even make sure you cum.

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speedlaws07
Member since Aug 15th 2006
3233 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 04:04 PM

83. "you right though, but lol"
In response to Reply # 79

under the influence 2k9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuWXCrp-p5M

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ThaTruth
Charter member
99998 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 06:03 PM

90. "wat?"
In response to Reply # 79

>Why not though? It's been nights I was in there n said
>"hmm...I could either fuck lil average Karla who's gonna wanna
>eat my cereal, drink my liq, take a risk at getting her
>pregnant and dealing with her ass for 18 years, AND she'll
>want to spend the night....or spend $10 for foine ass Trinity
>with the super soft titties and "Tiki Barber thighs" (as one
>of you accidental homos said) and she will be even more sexual
>because she's not just laying there to get pleased, AND she'll
>probably make me cum even faster." And yeah, some strippers
>will even give head thru the jeans.
>
>Maybe I'm just highly cummable or some shit. And nah, I don't
>wear silk draws and athletic NBA warmup pants either.
>Sometimes, that shit even gets sore from them doin 4 much. But
>they focus on it and know what they're doing...and some will
>even make sure you cum.

________________________________________
"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

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BlkButtaFly
Member since Apr 15th 2003
9151 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 04:00 PM

82. "I had a dude buss off on my ass in a dance *said in an island accent*"
In response to Reply # 0

We must've been dancing to soca or something for me to be really wukkin it, but low and behold....dude buss off on my damn backside

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Hiya!

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 04:23 PM

84. "Whoa, that's a bit much. What did he do/say afterwards? "
In response to Reply # 82

>We must've been dancing to soca or something for me to be
>really wukkin it, but low and behold....dude buss off on my
>damn backside

Did he thank you?
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BlkButtaFly
Member since Apr 15th 2003
9151 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:41 PM

94. "at first I didn't quite get what had happened. "
In response to Reply # 84

then when I happen to put my hand on my backside, it felt wet and the look on his face before he disappeared into the crown was one of complete and total humiliation.

luckily, his seed was more watery than anything, so I simply went to the bathroom and wiped it all off.

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Hiya!

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Frank Longo
Member since Nov 18th 2003
86672 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 10:08 PM

110. "In the dude's defense, they were dancing to "Come Baby Come.""
In response to Reply # 84

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w

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My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
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Binlahab
Charter member
182954 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 06:33 PM

93. "are you posting from county jail?"
In response to Reply # 82

i assume you @ least DDT'd that fool

do or die

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BlkButtaFly
Member since Apr 15th 2003
9151 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:42 PM

95. "nah..this happened like, 12-13 yrs ago"
In response to Reply # 93

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Hiya!

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:55 PM

97. "ha that happened to goldenwon too"
In response to Reply # 82

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:55 PM

98. "RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too"
In response to Reply # 97

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:55 PM

99. "RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too"
In response to Reply # 98

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:56 PM

100. "RE: ha that happened to goldenwon too"
In response to Reply # 99

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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Jon
Charter member
18687 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 08:49 AM

135. "i'm trying to understand this...was he dancing with no pants on? "
In response to Reply # 82
Wed Jul-20-11 08:50 AM by Jon

did he unzip and pull it out?

??

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BlkButtaFly
Member since Apr 15th 2003
9151 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 12:35 PM

143. "nope. he was wearing dress pants or khakis"
In response to Reply # 135

i'm guessing he was very sensitive.

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Hiya!

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lfresh
Member since Jun 18th 2002
92696 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 03:09 PM

150. "more..prolific"
In response to Reply # 143

like how long did it take to soak through for you to feel the wetness

the better case scenario 0_O

or the bad news
dude was rocking the cock out behind you

=(
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
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BlkButtaFly
Member since Apr 15th 2003
9151 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 11:16 PM

164. "It must've happened during the first few songs"
In response to Reply # 150

But I didn't clue in until the end of the set.

Mind you, this was over a decade ago, but I think I had my back to him most of the time...esp cuz it must have been a reggae or soca set.

Then when I backed up off him I saw his wet spot, immediately touched my backside, then looked up to see the horrified look on his face

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Hiya!

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Jon
Charter member
18687 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 07:45 AM

168. "oh ok...WOAH lol"
In response to Reply # 164

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Jon
Charter member
18687 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 04:13 PM

160. "did it soak through the pants?"
In response to Reply # 143

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masacuda
Member since Jul 24th 2002
21372 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 04:32 PM

86. "being able todo this helped me keep my virginity"
In response to Reply # 0

As long as I did... I always fucked w/ older niggas who thawt they was gone be my 1st... I had to do something to keep em off my hymen... Lol

*********************
Upset? Bitch I'm past upset, I'm all the way to lost my fucking mind.

I'm from New Orleans/majority of my city is violence/they tried to make a brand new map without us/but the tourists come down and spend too many dollas

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Grand_Royal
Charter member
33210 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 04:36 PM

87. "yes I immediately apologized and fell asleep"
In response to Reply # 0

nah I'm bullshittin', that never happened, but I almost wish it would happen. I could save some time and money.

My boy Q said he went on the dance floor with the intent to get a "nut" tho'

<<<<<is what the five fingers said to the face

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LES
Member since Oct 17th 2006
4533 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 05:47 PM

89. "yellowy yellow"
In response to Reply # 0

only been close once, the ride ended though.

the replies in this thread have been classic

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wray
Member since Jun 05th 2002
20655 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 06:12 PM

91. "i voted red"
In response to Reply # 0

.........................................................................................
i'm a leo.
so i don't ascribe to not bein THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT�
non-respective of what i look @ when i see what i see when i'm seein it- Morph
let that boy twerk-

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lovelyone80
Member since Dec 15th 2004
50065 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 07:48 PM

96. "BLUE...i had it happen to me twice..."
In response to Reply # 0

once in ghetto ass Paradox in Baltimore. and the guy asked me for my number and we started dating. i didn't realize it had happened at the time but later my girls told me they thought it happened and when i asked he confirmed. his face while i was dancing apparently was so serious.

the second time, dude warned me. He was like if you keep dancing like that i'm going to cum. and i got cute and paused and dropped it low and grinded real hard. and he came and then left. lol.

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-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:01 PM

101. "Now see, this here is nastiness! "
In response to Reply # 96

Strip club where a butt naked girl is FOCUSED on one area while kissing on you n shit is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay diff from a fully clothed girl who's simply dancing @ the club

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lovelyone80
Member since Dec 15th 2004
50065 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:21 PM

103. "I be popping tho."
In response to Reply # 101

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JCass
Member since Jun 10th 2003
1111 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 12:10 AM

123. "^^^Underrated reply"
In response to Reply # 103

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Kevin26_2
Member since Dec 02nd 2003
17740 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 05:34 PM

162. ":)~"
In response to Reply # 103

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ambient1
Member since May 23rd 2007
41077 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 09:13 AM

172. "LOL...my 2nd favorite club ever"
In response to Reply # 96

-->once in ghetto ass Paradox

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Coolin...

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ThisIs_ATruthThang
Member since Nov 16th 2003
11678 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:11 PM

102. "It's way easier than you think lol"
In response to Reply # 0

Somebody's lying...

@Atruelady Twitter/ @Sweetesttaboos Instagram

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kingjerm78
Member since Jul 05th 2007
24725 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:22 PM

105. "Oh yeah? "
In response to Reply # 102

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one half of the most dynamic tag team on the net...nappyafro's FROCAST!

http://www.frocast.com
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store.nappyafro.com

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ThisIs_ATruthThang
Member since Nov 16th 2003
11678 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:29 PM

106. "Yea... lol Well as long as you got an ass..."
In response to Reply # 105

Somebody's lying...

@Atruelady Twitter/ @Sweetesttaboos Instagram

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Shade
Member since Mar 31st 2007
4258 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:21 PM

104. "No but a chick cummed while giving me a lapdance this weekend"
In response to Reply # 0

though.

<------- Tell us your story

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Yadgyu
Member since May 31st 2006
8856 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 08:32 PM

107. "Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! Hell Yeah! That is > sex to me."
In response to Reply # 0

I miss those high school days when I used to mess with this big booty virgin. We would get in the bed and kiss and touch. She wouldn't let me have sex with her, but she more than made up for it when we used to spoon. I used to put on an unlubricated condom, we would grind, and I would bust in about 20 good pumps. That booty was so big and soft. I tried it with a few more broads. Some thought it was cool, some thought it was weird. But that shit was always sweet to me. I never had a bad experience from grinding because I would do most of the work.

I actually want to do this more than have sex most of the time. I get hard quick and I just want to bust a quick one without getting all undressed and worrying about satisfying a broad.

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GET ON MY LEVEL!

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BookishBAP
Member since Jul 01st 2008
6479 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:00 PM

114. "Stop being such an Internet troll, Yadgyu (c) nopayne"
In response to Reply # 107

--------------------------------
Wild Hunnids BAP - http://snurl.com/ze28u
ButterflyBAP 2.0
Spell those made up acronyms out!
http://rebuildpilgrim.org/

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BookishBAP
Member since Jul 01st 2008
6479 posts

Tue Jul-19-11 11:00 PM

115. "wild roseland"
In response to Reply # 114

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Wild Hunnids BAP - http://snurl.com/ze28u
ButterflyBAP 2.0
Spell those made up acronyms out!
http://rebuildpilgrim.org/

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poetx
Charter member
58856 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 07:37 AM

131. "why is this google ad for home circumcision kits popping up? "
In response to Reply # 0

(yo, you mentioned that ish four times as the poll option in a platinum poast. referral ads goin nuts).

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 09:40 AM

139. ""Still Tippin" (c) Paul Wall n' em"
In response to Reply # 131

>(yo, you mentioned that ish four times as the poll option in
>a platinum poast. referral ads goin nuts).

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xux4s_mike-jones-still-tippin-video-uncut_music
Lol

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MiracleRic
Member since Oct 21st 2002
45200 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 07:53 AM

133. "why all the female replies lookin like BookishBap avy though"
In response to Reply # 0

smh

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

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forte
Member since Jul 19th 2007
6827 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 09:28 AM

137. "back in my gogo days in DC @ the icebox man"
In response to Reply # 0

wasn't even a strip club, just a gogo/dance club. broads in their taking they shirts off, pulling them panties down, let's just say lots of niggas was bustin in that joint.

- u already know

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bfnh
Charter member
35708 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 09:31 AM

138. "archive."
In response to Reply # 0

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Delaney
Charter member
19644 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 10:19 AM

140. "This post smells like thai food."
In response to Reply # 0

it takes a muscle.

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SoWhat
Charter member
154163 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 01:04 PM

145. "and a slightly musky, yeasty scent w/a hint of bleach."
In response to Reply # 140

fuck you.

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MIAthinker
Member since Jul 11th 2002
4656 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 03:47 PM

151. "this post is screaming for a SPM story about Rell"
In response to Reply # 0

I'm mad that I scrolled down and didn't see one.

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buildingblock
Charter member
100000 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 03:51 PM

152. "jsut came back from 1st kings in sweatpants and no draws. didn't bust"
In response to Reply # 0

but it got hella hard
and soapy
lol

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...�melle mel

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-DJ R-Tistic-
Member since Nov 06th 2008
51986 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 04:42 PM

154. "LMFAOOOOO you wack for that"
In response to Reply # 152

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ShinobiShaw
Charter member
48550 posts

Wed Jul-20-11 04:21 PM

153. "hmm girls be grabbing your shit on the dancefloor"
In response to Reply # 0

the combo of jerkage and booty grind is sure fire bust of status

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Riot
Member since May 25th 2005
14614 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 07:51 PM

163. "archive."
In response to Reply # 0

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mtbatol
Member since May 22nd 2002
19788 posts

Thu Jul-21-11 11:48 PM

165. "LOL @ cumming off of just a lap dance.. weak ass mofos..."
In response to Reply # 0

..I don't get it. How is a stripper slow grinding on you making you cum? Only thing she's doing is rubbing her bare booty on you, rubbing her 45 inch hips into you and having you lust for more with every hard grind against you, making you anticipate that at any given moment your meaty aggressor will jump from the pants and straight into her? Is it her other assets like her D cups jiggling around & her body practically saying "I KNOW YOU'D BANG ME INTO SUBMISSION BUT YOU CAN'T!!", and her wonderfully thick sweaty body mending away on you with no stop in sight as her slight hint at perspiration makes melds with your sweat making has you yearning for only the satisfaction of penetration?

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micMajestic
Charter member
22938 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 08:49 AM

170. "Lmao"
In response to Reply # 165

>..I don't get it. How is a stripper slow grinding on you
>making you cum? Only thing she's doing is rubbing her bare
>booty on you, rubbing her 45 inch hips into you and having you
>lust for more with every hard grind against you, making you
>anticipate that at any given moment your meaty aggressor will
>jump from the pants and straight into her? Is it her other
>assets like her D cups jiggling around & her body practically
>saying "I KNOW YOU'D BANG ME INTO SUBMISSION BUT YOU CAN'T!!",
>and her wonderfully thick sweaty body mending away on you with
>no stop in sight as her slight hint at perspiration makes
>melds with your sweat making has you yearning for only the
>satisfaction of penetration?

"meaty aggressor" hahahaha

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NoDrawls McGraw
Member since Jun 24th 2007
12122 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 01:29 AM

166. "For shame Ladiez,....got ninjaz all off inna jam like dis.........."
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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

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NorthWeezy
Member since Dec 04th 2005
5485 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 09:06 AM

171. "this is sad n/m"
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"If you're not loving someone, you're wasting your time." - Dennis Brown

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RexLongfellow
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18296 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 01:46 PM

173. "I'm More Impressed That Chicks Can Do That to Dudes Wearing Jeans"
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Them shits thick as hell...I can understand if cats was wearing silk jumpsuits, but jeans?

And why even wear jeans at the strip joint...always rock sweats or the ill velour jumpsuit

Abdul Jabbar, Muggsy Malone you
I don't know what that means but you know what I meant when I told you (c) Sean Price

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makaveli
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16307 posts

Fri Jul-22-11 02:00 PM

174. "Ha My Friend's College Boys Useta Wear Mesh Shorts"
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