I'm NOT looking to swap stories here.

Poll question: Fellas, you ever bussoff from someone grinding on top of you/lapdance?

Poll result (79 votes) Yes & I'm uncircumcised (12 votes) Vote Yes & I'm circumcised (17 votes) Vote No & I'm uncircumcised (12 votes) Vote No & I'm circumcised (34 votes) Vote WPOTGIT??? (4 votes) Vote

whats more like i said...i been in mad butt nekkids over the yrs w/ hella ppl & ive never even HEARD of dudes doing that

tricking? buying hoes? yes. busting a nut off a lap dance?! naw


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i was dying


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PAUSE

jounts thin as shit

strippers call that fool see thru

do or die

and how you sit around wet in the pants for whoever knows how long. if that happened, you'd have to leave right arterwards wouldn't you? what if you're there with your niggas, and you wanna leave all abrupt right after getting a lapdance? you can't even explain that shit. unless you already told then you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
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laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

unless you already told then
>you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there
>goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
Why the first thing in my mind is that Dave Chappelle R-Kelly skit where his grandma was like there's my Robert, always peein' on people...lmao!

But yeah, homey said he got a pack of kleenex for just such an occasion and I was done

>and how you sit around wet in the pants for whoever knows how
>long. if that happened, you'd have to leave right arterwards
>wouldn't you? what if you're their with your niggas, and you
>wanna leave all abrupt right after getting a lapdance? you
>can't even explain that shit. unless you already told then
>you cum off lap dances, and they're cool with it like "there
>goes that nigga bustin off in his pants again."
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>laugh now, cry never.
>nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

Yeah, you would figure that you would have to leave right afterwards. Otherwise you'll be doing the stanky leg all night trying to keep your dick from getting stuck to your draws. It's best to roll dolo if your prone to nut off a lapdance.

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cmon

im hurting now..dude would literally never ever live that down in my camp...oh god that shit would have been 1 for the history books

ie: remember when lil ted busted off IN the club dog? that fool tried to sneak out & walk home *falls on floor in laughter*


do or die

that would also explain how the smell of a woman and a 15 minute crotch rub *through denim* is giving them the violent shakes.

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(pause the whole statement btw)

i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up jizz

that shyt aint no joke

i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works

wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?

nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project

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>(pause the whole statement btw)
>
>i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off
>the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up
>jizz
>
>that shyt aint no joke
>
>i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works
>
>wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?
>
>nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project
>
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>
>http://jocksandstilettojill.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/PRE-ESPY-Serena-and-Dirk-575x431.jpg

>(pause the whole statement btw)
>
>i mean i think erry nygga done experienced peeling fabric off
>the tip of ya cawk thats been glued to ya shyt with dried up
>jizz
>
>that shyt aint no joke
>
>i dont kno how the kleenex maxipad thing works
>
>wouldnt the kleenex get stuck in ya shyt?
>
>nygga peepee lookin like a paper mache school project
>
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in addition to the grinding at the same time. Of course. But only when prepared with a kerchief of sorts for leanup. Unless, I tell the young lady to remove her hand from my willy.

cause it makes you less sensitive.

wtf. mfs is bussin nuts before they even take it out their pants? can i get at least 8 real strokes first? damn.

in general, not since some epic hump sessions as a youth, lol

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Boner status, but still no JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS.

LOL


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for me to cum from grinding.
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laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I'm still trippin' over that strip club post.

Like I said in there, I don't even really (or at least try not to) get erections... much less get all full-on mega-boner Hulk mode to cause frictionless ejaculations.

i feel like the old grizzled dope fiend looking @ the new young dopefiend getting high for the 1st time

i once upon a time too got inflated khakis off a lap dance (to busting? naw...but...)

before i got so jaded & cynical

stripper w/ the school to literally rub 1 outta me @ THIS stage? that bitch is a star, on some sunshine from harlem nights shit


do or die

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on the dude's behalf.
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I challenge you.

do or die

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lol..

A lot of cats be on that no draws and thin sweat pants in the strip club lol

while they are granding.. they try to get that stress up out you

WHERE are these clubs where they do this shit?! ill hit em up @ lunch & come give yall the scoop after my nap


do or die

My buddy got head at Normas in one of the lil private rooms in the back from two strippers...

I drove down to that Bazz and Crue spot twice and the guys at the door said it was closed for a private party.

I'm like "I got money... wtf???"

The second time it happened I got in the car. Looked at myself in the mirror and the light bulb went on.

Drove right on up to Norma's and was happy as hell. lol

shit, i'd suspect any strip club near a truck stop ANYWHERE, really

...them strip spots over LOOK grimy, lol. I never went to one but I could imagine.




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>while they are granding.. they try to get that stress up out
>you


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Although once ive gotten home after the fact it's lead to some epic masturbation.

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we'd always find used condoms in the restroom
so u'd assume it was the strippers fucking the customers.
but NOPE.
niggas put condoms on, bust off from slow grinds
and then toss the joints.
and this shit was a common occurance.
it was usually older/married dudes

>it was usually older/married dudes
naw dog dont slander my ppl like that

do or die

we kicked him out for clipping his nails while
waiting for "his" dancer to come out.

uncouth mofo.

LOL @ the discription

Who the fuck prepares themselves like that?!

This is crazy.

jimmy hats on lol

I know some of these old heads out here are savvy as hell, but man that's just wild and kinda sad.
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>we'd always find used condoms in the restroom
>so u'd assume it was the strippers fucking the customers.
>but NOPE.
>niggas put condoms on, bust off from slow grinds
>and then toss the joints.
>and this shit was a common occurance.
>it was usually older/married dudes

That's some old mad scientist sh!t. If ever found myself trying to identify the user of a dirty cum filled condom, I'd have to consider a serious life change.
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He'd find like traces of fabric and shit on the exterior of the condom, and deduce that they came from being inside the pants.

>He'd find like traces of fabric and shit on the exterior of
>the condom, and deduce that they came from being inside the
>pants.

"I'm thinking it was John John".
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is now playing in my head. thanks a lot.

that you black desus?

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*stoops down to inspect an object on the bathroom floor*

sidekick: "looks like someone was getting it in in the bathroom, huh?"

CSI Desus: "no. look at this." *pulls out retractable metal probe thingy* "Either old girl got a denim weave in her nether regions or this condom was in place INSIDE the perp's pants".

sidekick: *looks sonned and amazed*

CSI Desus: "It was Ol' Willie and Big Gina".

sidekick: "How could you possibly know that?"

CSI Desus: *prods the condom with the pointer* "See down here where the rubber was rolled off? Salt and pepper pubes. There were only seven dudes in the club with partially gray hair tonight. Five of them had the decency to rock slacks, and Nasty Nate had on the sweatpants. Big Willie, as usual, had them uncivilized ass Jean shorts on. Now... notice these pink spots on the condom where it touches the floor? When Monistat 7 reacts with urine it leaves a pinkish hue. And word among the girls backstage has it that Big Gina been on that Pillsbury lately."

sidekick: *scribbles furiously in his notepad*




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Casket drops

The imagery of that was impeccable

u watch who goes into the bathroom
and then when they come out
u go in.

the problem wasn't they were throwing the condoms in the trash
or flushing em

niggas was throwing them on the floor or the sink.

>u watch who goes into the bathroom
>and then when they come out
>u go in.
>
>the problem wasn't they were throwing the condoms in the
>trash
>or flushing em
>
>niggas was throwing them on the floor or the sink.
>

Nigs gotta really violate to make the bathroom attendant stop smiling.
I'm guessing you worked at some grimy spots.

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>we'd always find used condoms in the restroom
>so u'd assume it was the strippers fucking the customers.
>but NOPE.
>niggas put condoms on, bust off from slow grinds
>and then toss the joints.
>and this shit was a common occurance.
>it was usually older/married dudes

>and this shit was a common occurance.
>it was usually older/married dudes

>
>>and this shit was a common occurance.
>>it was usually older/married dudes
>

with a Durex joint stapled to back of it.

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all the sexy girls
all across the world
working hard to get they cash
shawty this yo anthem
gone and shake yo ass!

now take dat nasty bastard

the stuff at Cheeks don't count

cause well.............they take your dick out of your pants there

they had these beds they would lay you down on. this chick flat out told me she wasn't gettin off me til she made me bust in my pants.

she did.

i ain't ashamed.

i'll never forget what song i was listening to when it happened either. lol.

(i was on my way back to my hotel anyway plus i was drunk as all hell so i didn't give a shit.)


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for real.

You're already known for leavin skid marks in your draws. Now you got layers of dried up up cum chillin in your Hanes, as well?? At this point, a diaper wouldn't be a bad idea. Or maybe two super-absorbent maxi pads, fastened together with scotch tape so they cover both ya ass and ya dick.

That would be mad humiliating, though, cause DJRtistic is already mad short; a pamper showing through his Akademik jeans would be on some hood Baby Huey shit.

bloocollar, though? Aisle two, boo.

lol @ the gay dude calling somebody gross.

>lol @ the gay dude calling somebody gross.

Meanwhile, you prolly got shit crumbs in your Batman costume. *shudders*

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i don't answer that whole question with a question thing people do. i asked you first.

bammas walkin around like http://lh6.ggpht.com/_2-ar23kMNvo/TI_eMljgMhI/AAAAAAAAATg/vpnDHgh4_JY/Pocky-3.jpg

Although by the way you always hangin on our dicks, you obviously know the scent and landscape of our shafts all too well.

always talking about putting yoru dick on someone. yeah man. a fuckin deviant.

homos always trying to get everyone to be on that weirdo shitty dick shit with em.

>That would be mad humiliating, though, cause DJRtistic is
>already mad short; a pamper showing through his Akademik jeans
>would be on some hood Baby Huey shit.

if you're actually fucking, a grind from a stripper can only do so much.

and if you're a woman in here saying you made a man bust from that alone,
chances are you blueballed him to death.

that or this nigga's stamina was on puberty level.

>if you're actually fucking, a grind from a stripper can only
>do so much.
>
>and if you're a woman in here saying you made a man bust
>from that alone,
>chances are you blueballed him to death.
>
>that or this nigga's stamina was on puberty level.

what you intended? Maybe you were trying to be funny, but I didn't sense any humor at all.
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homie know how all dicks are calibrated, no question

i mean, you two niggas' login names are micmajestic and kevlarskully.

i couldn't begin to understand those kind of choices.

still, yall right.

i was trying to speak about my dick.

my fault.

>i was trying to speak about my dick.
>
>my fault.


thats all I'm saying though

in a club? what the fuck?

>I'm NOT looking to swap stories here.

lol, y'all mf's ain't ready for my strip club stories

But yeah, I do probably half the time I get one. That's basically the point of it, but I only go to like 2-3 a year and might only get a lap dance once out of those times.

Why not though? It's been nights I was in there n said "hmm...I could either fuck lil average Karla who's gonna wanna eat my cereal, drink my liq, take a risk at getting her pregnant and dealing with her ass for 18 years, AND she'll want to spend the night....or spend $10 for foine ass Trinity with the super soft titties and "Tiki Barber thighs" (as one of you accidental homos said) and she will be even more sexual because she's not just laying there to get pleased, AND she'll probably make me cum even faster." And yeah, some strippers will even give head thru the jeans.

Maybe I'm just highly cummable or some shit. And nah, I don't wear silk draws and athletic NBA warmup pants either. Sometimes, that shit even gets sore from them doin 4 much. But they focus on it and know what they're doing...and some will even make sure you cum.

>Why not though? It's been nights I was in there n said
>"hmm...I could either fuck lil average Karla who's gonna wanna
>eat my cereal, drink my liq, take a risk at getting her
>pregnant and dealing with her ass for 18 years, AND she'll
>want to spend the night....or spend $10 for foine ass Trinity
>with the super soft titties and "Tiki Barber thighs" (as one
>of you accidental homos said) and she will be even more sexual
>because she's not just laying there to get pleased, AND she'll
>probably make me cum even faster." And yeah, some strippers
>will even give head thru the jeans.
>
>Maybe I'm just highly cummable or some shit. And nah, I don't
>wear silk draws and athletic NBA warmup pants either.
>Sometimes, that shit even gets sore from them doin 4 much. But
>they focus on it and know what they're doing...and some will
>even make sure you cum.

We must've been dancing to soca or something for me to be really wukkin it, but low and behold....dude buss off on my damn backside :(

>We must've been dancing to soca or something for me to be
>really wukkin it, but low and behold....dude buss off on my
>damn backside :(

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then when I happen to put my hand on my backside, it felt wet and the look on his face before he disappeared into the crown was one of complete and total humiliation.

luckily, his seed was more watery than anything, so I simply went to the bathroom and wiped it all off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w

i assume you @ least DDT'd that fool


do or die

did he unzip and pull it out?

??

i'm guessing he was very sensitive.

like how long did it take to soak through for you to feel the wetness

the better case scenario 0_O


or the bad news
dude was rocking the cock out behind you


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But I didn't clue in until the end of the set.

Mind you, this was over a decade ago, but I think I had my back to him most of the time...esp cuz it must have been a reggae or soca set.

Then when I backed up off him I saw his wet spot, immediately touched my backside, then looked up to see the horrified look on his face

As long as I did... I always fucked w/ older niggas who thawt they was gone be my 1st... I had to do something to keep em off my hymen... Lol

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Upset? Bitch I'm past upset, I'm all the way to lost my fucking mind.

I'm from New Orleans/majority of my city is violence/they tried to make a brand new map without us/but the tourists come down and spend too many dollas

nah I'm bullshittin', that never happened, but I almost wish it would happen. I could save some time and money.

My boy Q said he went on the dance floor with the intent to get a "nut" tho'


<<<<<is what the five fingers said to the face

only been close once, the ride ended though.

the replies in this thread have been classic

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so i don't ascribe to not bein THE MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT™
non-respective of what i look @ when i see what i see when i'm seein it- Morph
let that boy twerk-

once in ghetto ass Paradox in Baltimore. and the guy asked me for my number and we started dating. i didn't realize it had happened at the time but later my girls told me they thought it happened and when i asked he confirmed. his face while i was dancing apparently was so serious.

the second time, dude warned me. He was like if you keep dancing like that i'm going to cum. and i got cute and paused and dropped it low and grinded real hard. and he came and then left. lol.

Strip club where a butt naked girl is FOCUSED on one area while kissing on you n shit is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay diff from a fully clothed girl who's simply dancing @ the club

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-->once in ghetto ass Paradox

though.

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I miss those high school days when I used to mess with this big booty virgin. We would get in the bed and kiss and touch. She wouldn't let me have sex with her, but she more than made up for it when we used to spoon. I used to put on an unlubricated condom, we would grind, and I would bust in about 20 good pumps. That booty was so big and soft. I tried it with a few more broads. Some thought it was cool, some thought it was weird. But that shit was always sweet to me. I never had a bad experience from grinding because I would do most of the work.

I actually want to do this more than have sex most of the time. I get hard quick and I just want to bust a quick one without getting all undressed and worrying about satisfying a broad.

(yo, you mentioned that ish four times as the poll option in a platinum poast. referral ads goin nuts).


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>(yo, you mentioned that ish four times as the poll option in
>a platinum poast. referral ads goin nuts).

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Lol

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smh

wasn't even a strip club, just a gogo/dance club. broads in their taking they shirts off, pulling them panties down, let's just say lots of niggas was bustin in that joint.

I'm mad that I scrolled down and didn't see one.

but it got hella hard
and soapy
lol

the combo of jerkage and booty grind is sure fire bust of status


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..I don't get it. How is a stripper slow grinding on you making you cum? Only thing she's doing is rubbing her bare booty on you, rubbing her 45 inch hips into you and having you lust for more with every hard grind against you, making you anticipate that at any given moment your meaty aggressor will jump from the pants and straight into her? Is it her other assets like her D cups jiggling around & her body practically saying "I KNOW YOU'D BANG ME INTO SUBMISSION BUT YOU CAN'T!!", and her wonderfully thick sweaty body mending away on you with no stop in sight as her slight hint at perspiration makes melds with your sweat making has you yearning for only the satisfaction of penetration?

>..I don't get it. How is a stripper slow grinding on you
>making you cum? Only thing she's doing is rubbing her bare
>booty on you, rubbing her 45 inch hips into you and having you
>lust for more with every hard grind against you, making you
>anticipate that at any given moment your meaty aggressor will
>jump from the pants and straight into her? Is it her other
>assets like her D cups jiggling around & her body practically
>saying "I KNOW YOU'D BANG ME INTO SUBMISSION BUT YOU CAN'T!!",
>and her wonderfully thick sweaty body mending away on you with
>no stop in sight as her slight hint at perspiration makes
>melds with your sweat making has you yearning for only the
>satisfaction of penetration?

"meaty aggressor" hahahaha

http://i47.tinypic.com/2elfnk4.jpg

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Them shits thick as hell...I can understand if cats was wearing silk jumpsuits, but jeans?

And why even wear jeans at the strip joint...always rock sweats or the ill velour jumpsuit

only to the strip club.

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