Well, men...we've reached the final week of the regular season. Always a little melancholy for me. It'll be the last time I get to hear Scott Hanson say "SEVEN HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FREE FOOTBALL START...NOW!"...until September. At 7pm Sunday, I'll go into my YoutubeTV menu and cancel the sports package which contains NFL Redzone. Enough of that, though...we got real shit to address. Let's get RIGHT into it.

We got playoff spots up for grabs, we got divisions up for grabs, wild seeding implications, too. These are the latest, hottest clinching scenarios I could find...so please correct me if you've seen something different. Only gonna do clinching scenarios. On to the games, gents:

Saturday

430 Eastern

Steelers @ Ravens
Steelers clinch with a win and a Bills loss
*OR* Jags loss/tie
*OR* Texans/Colts tying
*OR* Steelers tie and Jags loss and Texans/Colts DONT tie
*OR* Jags loss and Broncos win and Texans/Colts DONT tie)

815 Eastern

Texans @ Colts
Texans clinch a playoff spot with a win
*OR* a tie and Jags loss and Steelers loss/tie.
Texans clinch the division with a win and Jags loss/tie.
Colts clinch a playoff spot with a win
*OR* a tie and Steelers loss/tie.
Colts clinch the division with a win and Jags loss/tie
*OR* a tie and Jags loss.

Sunday Early

Browns @ Bengals

Vikes @ Lions
Vikes clinch a playoff spot with a win and Packers loss and Seahawks loss and Tampa loss ((LOL))
*OR* a win and Packers loss and Seahawks loss and Saints loss

Jags @ Titans
Jags clinch a playoff spot with a tie and Steelers loss/tie
*OR* a Steelers loss and Broncos loss/tie and Texans/Colts NOT tying.
Jags clinch the division with a win
*OR* tie and Texans/Colts tie.

Jets @ Patriots

Falcons @ Saints
Falcons clinch the division with a win and Bucs loss.
Saints clinch a playoff spot with a win and Seahawks loss
*OR* Packers loss/tie
*OR* a tie and Seahawks loss and Packers loss.
Saints clinch the division with a win and Bucs loss
*OR* a tie and Bucs loss

Bucs @ Panthers
Bucs clinch a playoff spot with a tie and Seahawks loss and Packers loss/tie.
Bucs clinch the division with a win
*OR* a tie and Saints loss/tie

Sunday Late

Bears @ Packers
Packers clinch a playoff spot with a win
*OR* a tie and a Seahawks loss and Saints loss/tie
*OR* tie and Seahawks loss and a Bucs loss
*OR* a tie and Seahawks tie and Bucs loss/tie
*OR* a Vikings loss/tie and Bucs loss

Broncos @ Raiders

Eagles @ Giants
Eagles clinch the division with a win and Cowboys loss/tie
*OR* a tie and Cowboys loss

Seahawks @ Cardinals
Hawks clinch a playoff spot with a win and Packers loss/tie
*OR* a tie and Packers loss and Bucs loss/tie
*OR* a tie and Packers loss and Saints loss

Chiefs @ Chargers

Rams @ Niners

Cowboys @ CommandSkins
Cowboys clinch the division with a win
*OR* a tie and Eagles tie
*OR* an Eagles loss

SNF

Bills @ Dolphins
Dolphins clinch the division with a win or tie.
Bills clinch a playoff spot with a tie
*OR* a Steelers loss/tie
*OR* a Jags loss/tie
*OR* Texans/Colts tying.
Bills clinch the division with a win

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