9. ""He's doing stuff kids do in backyard games!" - hurt-ass Dyson" In response to In response to 1
1) Haven't there been a TON of articles and studies saying kids don't play ball in America anymore, and how that's a big problem? Guess what? They're more likely to play if there are more players like Joey Bat Flip and less sad pandas like you and Brian McCann
2) Hey, maybe don't groove a fastball in a crucial situation in an elimination game, and you won't see that.