It's just tiring. And we've got a pseudo-competitive basketball team, an at least usually interesting hockey team, a genuinely exciting baseball team...

It's just fatiguing man. I'm spent.

He's an asshole, he employs assholes, his stadium sucks, the uniforms are dated, parking is a pain in the ass, the field surface is the worst in the league, the name is blatantly racist by the way, they're 10 years behind the league when it comes to talent, the quarterback is obviously an immature narcissist, Clinton Portis still annoys me, the only once in a generation talent we had was murdered, beers are 13 dollars, we have the worst pass rush I've ever seen, we didn't address secondary in free agency because why would we it's only the most obvious fucking position of need we have, they just installed an HD video board LAST YEAR IN 2013 WTF, had to watch Jason Campbell, had to watch Donovan McNabb, had to watch Rex Grossman, had to watch John Beck, had to watch Rex Grossman again, they're considering building a new stadium in the District but they'll fuck that up and put a dome on it so we can host a Super Bowl, which in turn is maddening because we're sadly more likely to host a Super Bowl IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA than we are to actually go to one, there's the never ending and completely unnecessary Kirk Cousins bullshit, and the owner sues newspapers.

He is and we are THE WORST.

There's nothing to like about this team except for Alfred Morris. Like, seriously, nothing.