Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."Man: *eats restaurant's specialty, a frozen banana*Man: *decides to order another because it was so good*Man: *orders*Man: "Might as well go ask him while I'm waiting."Man: *walks over to Scottie Pippen*Man: "Excuse me, Mr. Pippen. Could I trouble you for an autograph? I was always a big fan of yours."Pippen: "No- *starts to say "problem", but is cut off*Waiter: "I'm sorry, sir. The kitchen says we're out of that dessert.Man: "Ah, who needs a second banana, anyway?"Pippen: *beats shit out of Man*
*Jews you*"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desusProceed with caution. I am overtly racist.<-- In Pigpen we trust