yo peeps this is a rap about my favorite news commentator on right now, Glenn Beck. Dude is nasty! This is an imagined rap on my part from Glenn Becks perspective cause the two things I love most in this world are rap and Fox News and i just sort of wanted to put them together.. check it.
Yo yo yo, yoyoyo
(Chorus) Its all about George Washington baby Its all about George Washington baby
(Verse One) Yeah its Glenn Beck, drinking Triple Sec at the vet, you know i got to come correct, scream at you and cash those checks Dropping bombs so hit the deck cut your mic thats all you get just sit back while i catch wreck cause all these mcs lack respect
i pop a couple percocet why dont the seem to see me? Im the Goldman Sachs top exec standing with the green leafs what do they mean public interest to the A.I.G. consigliere tell those feds they owe their money attorney generals never scared me
Theyre trying to change theyre story now wait you cant do that its not a law now it will never be ex post facto cant take it back nevermind its public policy ive never heard of that laws are immutable things of beauty so precise so exact
how is it the nice thing to do when you're taking funds from me and my crew i ask you what we're not like everyone else too im plenty public why do you exclude?
Listen, everyday i represent the common man on t.v. haters wanna be me cause my a.d.a.d. h.d.
talk so obnoxious you might think im Canadian but im just an good ol' American boy yep thats me.. Glen!
(Chorus) Its all about George Washington Baby Its all about George Washington Baby
(Verse 2) When im up in Harlem im the new Nicky Barnes cause im here to discuss your problems bout that old Bill Clinton and Obama is a racist he pick favorites but you're not one neither am i he just likes that Jeremiah Wrong
Now i dont see color but Obama looks really white so dont trust him he'll betray you hes a thief in the night watch him Osama's friend a heathen spy dont let him out of sight magnify any differences you notice to about ten times
cause i swear somethings not right here.. what?! he plays basketball at Ruckers? i admit that confuses me but id still have him monitored keep him covered cause under that exterior of suave and debonair is hiding one color id for sure recognize anywhere hes a little like those Korean people with that dictator theyre coming close im certain you can feel it in the air
Hes a red a commie pinko crimson scarlet choose what you call it hes redder than St. Nick hes like my face when i'm alcoholic the vermilion chameleon fruit punch Mao Zedong okay now im done just believe if he brings those hammer and sickles round me he might get sonned
Like that trollop Anita Dunn.. yeah i caught her red handed revealing true identities Washington the eagle has landed made off handsomely from Bush's bailouts so thats not socialism without a doubt Obama's a true communist agent here to play this country out
Gettin Played America but im no Vivi Fox to Bill's Bellamy i dont care if the White House never calls i get busy with Megyn Kelly!
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Cause its like that, America listen one time, listen to how i wrote these rhymes
this goes out to Robert Benmosche .. we had a meeting.. shits supposed to been squashed
to my boy Bernard Maddoff, the mad hatter, aint none madder check you're dater..
like that robot dude on star trek see here i even drew a little picture for ya .. stay up homie..
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