Here's a similar thing i did for Rush Limbaugh..
(to the beat of Broken Language by Smoothe Da Hustler)


Hear the Gruff voiced demagogue with the fleshy face
Prepare his monologue and never once mention race

See me in the sky start off a little dot
Here a whistle as I grow bigger getting closer as I drop
Rock you from the impact straight blow up the spot
Leave you stunned, dust off, now its time to have some fun

I'm the live Cannonball Run with all its cast and all its sequels
combined in to one I'm large I could be many people
like the leviathan I'm the absolute tyrant in the booth
I'm Polamalu stay on top of the goverment's juks
I'm smarter than politicians I can never be duped
I'm the best individual just do as i do

I'm the biggest target for the media the most misrepresented
I'm the most dangerous voice in politics so i'm persecuted
The suppressed people heros im what they dont want you to know
All the hate i get is proof the Government still runs the show

I'm big laws big ego but the real small goverment
Im the gunslingin big business to keep the government from runnin shit
I'm Enrons faithful patron because I'm anything that's private, so
Haliburtin pacts with Cheney in my marina with Henry Weinhards

Im the great Limbaugh, the Right wing south paw,
throw a curveball at you spin it so it hits you in the jaw,
the liberal rim shot, the ignore Mike Ditka,
the espn aggitator might cramp you're pimp walk,
Tear down you're rim shop, the Blanket Statement gang watch, Excessive Celebration is the new Gang law,

the no Jared Allen Vicelord,
the no Ovechkin vory zakone,
the i dont know any new zealand gangs but rugby players aren't my worry

the loud mouth with much clout,
with the extra performance shout,
the im so loud i can talk over anyone
the Bill O' reilly is a church mouse

The never leave my fans without
my fans are my existence
the man with fans that will never change
the unshakable contigence

The immortal new republican boss
the puppetmaster calling shots
the bellicose breaker, the dance floor dictator
the imperial wiseman guide your despot

the cultural unifier we dont need to see differences
the racial dismisser we can talk about me instead
the veteran controller we need to continue this torture
the unapolegitc water boarder slam down the side of your head

the high cholestoral holder, reserve boxes of lipitor,
the take my blood pressure get my wrist stuck at the drug store,

the low sodium diet, the party chief consulate,
the i might be repeating things now but i love talking about it,
the work at home pharmacist, stray rx bottles and prescription pads,
the i got to clean up my desk i forgot to tighten up this cap,

i can't tell my vicodin from my cumidin, i need a new pack of smokes,
bite down on a cohiba let it coat my throat,
i got it on my last trip down to gitmo,
to hand out some hats and t-shirts, gotta promote the show.

the logo looks fat yo im the new fashion mogul,
as seen in vanity fair wear it to your tolo,
even wear my own shit but i prefer to wear black
always go for dolo so i flatten out your tax

love hearing my own ads tell the cabbie to turn it up
i just got out of the studio but three hours isnt enough
i need me and nothing but me for twenty four seven
just to make double sure i dont forget about nine eleven

start to doze off in an opiate dream
cant wait to get home and make like three stomboli
change it to my sweats and get all tinglely
maybe stop this itching just hope this guy isnt mujaheddin

In conclusion im the Greatest Radio show host there ever was
Im the greatest showboat too and I dont like you just because
cut down you're provost towards intellectuals i bear a grudge
ill hurt both mentally and physically so long as it doesnt fuck up my buzz

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