If the rabbit got the trix
if Rosie had a dick
if Oprah had a man
would she stop talking shit
If Halle Berry
was a lil more thick
If Condoleezza rice
would get her teeth fixed
If Janet Jackson
got a divorce real quick
if chuck norris
never roundhouse kicked
if tyrese could act
if George Bush
paid attention to facts
If Bill O'reilly
did coke in the alley
If it wasn't R. kelly
but really Ricky smiley
but an if is an if
and an if aint shit
and if it really was
we'd be iffing til it does

R.I.P. Martin alexander (Marty Gra) Alston - my brother, my mentor , my friend-