If the rabbit got the trix
if Rosie had a dick
if Oprah had a man
would she stop talking shit
If Halle Berry
was a lil more thick
If Condoleezza rice
would get her teeth fixed
If Janet Jackson
got a divorce real quick
if chuck norris
never roundhouse kicked
if tyrese could act
if George Bush
paid attention to facts
If Bill O'reilly
did coke in the alley
If it wasn't R. kelly
but really Ricky smiley
but an if is an if
and an if aint shit
and if it really was
we'd be iffing til it does

if if was a fifth .....you guessed it ....ha ha ha ha

funny.

If it wasn't R. kelly
but really Ricky smiley
but an if is an if
and an if aint shit
and if it really was
we'd be iffing til it does


*nods* Peace~

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no shit in 06.

you should know that
when you smile sincerely
it has a beautiful effect ©sunshine

if is protrayed
by the media of what we see
instead of how we should see it

if is a question of nonexistance in
a world of make believe "FAITH" is blind

i'm digging the style and
and the way you presented the legal questions

are you an a judge pound his gavel gulity
of A plus work

I would've replied! -- :P


*Tricky Dicky*


~Clever~

I like pieces like this asking what ifs and laying out situations to make you think some and laugh at the same time, some good lines, comedy but truth, nice drop

nuff said...miss k

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