23. "HAL: Ring, how big of a bitch is the Silver Surfer?" In response to In response to 21
RING: Subject is showing a bitchitude level of 98.4%, approaching lethal levels of bitchiness.
Mo'fucking Dr. Doom stole that ho's power, you telling me Hal "Fuck tha Galactic Police" Jordan couldn't body that dude? Anything Doom can do, Hal can do better -- believe that shit.
Even if the bald-headed wannabe Keanu Reeves DID turn Hal's ring into clam chowder, Hal would then proceed to give his bitch ass a face full of deadly soup. No fear, did we cover that? And when Hal DID go off the grid, you know Rayner, Gardner, Stewart, Kilowog and 'em would be rushing to the spot to solve the mystery, and let that poozer know what they think of his lack of a REAL job.
Green Lanterns put in work, that dude stay scheming on Sue Richards ass while trying to catch the next gnar gnar comet passing through. Miss me with that shit.