12. "I'm a little more DC than I used to be..." In response to In response to 0 Tue Jul-28-09 05:07 PM by buckshot defunct
>* Aquaman vs. Namor > >Winner: Aquaman
Not even out of pity. Namor would whoop that ass so hard Aquaman would turn hydrophobic
>* Elektra vs. Catwoman > >Winner: Elektra
Zombie ninja assassin vs a burglar. You tell me.
>* Flash vs. Quicksilver > >Winner: Flash
Quicksilver is really really fast, but Flash is basically speed personified
>* Robin vs. Jubilee > >Winner: Robin
Which Robin we talking about here? I'm trying to figure out the severity of Jubilee's inevitable beatdown
>* Silver Surfer vs. Green Lantern > >Winner: Silver Surfer
Ooh, this is actually a good one. Green Lantern has made some pretty major moves sinc 13 years ago. Still not sure he's ready to take on The Power Cosmic™ though.
>* Thor vs. Captain Marvel > >Winner: Thor
Thor is a God but Captain Marvel is like a minivan full of Gods. On the other hand, if Thor can seize control the 'Shazam!' lightning bolt, this one ends before it even begins.
>* Batman vs. Captain America > >Winner: Batman
All day every day*
* What's funny is that both characters are 'dead' at the moment and have been replaced by their respective proteges. I think Bucky could take out Dick, but Bruce probably prepared for that and has some sort of Bucky Cap Protocols programmed into the Batmobile that Dick don't even know about. In that case, it's Batmobile>Bucky>Dick
>* Spider-Man vs. Superboy > >Winner: Spider-Man
Spider-Man may be my favorite comic character of all time, but... No.
>* Storm vs. Wonder Woman > >Winner: Storm
Who gives a fuck
>* Wolverine vs. Lobo > >Winner: Wolverine
Hmmm. This is like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object. I picture these guys just scrapping and healing into eternity. Tie.