But it's about a drunk, drug-addicted mall Santa that sodomizes fat women in department store dressing rooms, cusses all the time and steals basically whatever he can get away with.
At the end of the movie, he steals a toy for a little kid, and teaches the kid how to beat up other kids and give them the finger.
Oh, and the cops that catch the Santa shoot him--unarmed--several times in the back.