1. "RE: AMERICAN GLADIATORS S2: Bigger, Better and more LAILA" In response to In response to 0
>-The winners of last season are now legit gladiators named JET >and Hurricane and GOD DAMN does MiniVan look wet and HOT AS >FUCK >
Hurricane? Thought his name was Rocket or something. Either way, NOT IMPORTANT.
I'm a little mad they didn't just stick with 'Mojo' for her Gladiator name but got...DAYUM. I feel like I could watch her little intro clip on a continuous loop for hours on end. The physical transformation was pretty jarring the first time I saw her. Made me wonder what kind of Isle of Dr Moreau shit is going on behind the scenes at AGHQ. Made me wonder what Helga must have looked like before she landed this gig. My guess is she used to be a very large man.
>-We basically have a new Gladiator a week and the women are >getting better lookin and guys are getting more campy, >especially that olympic javolin thrower
Yes and I approve of the new direction. I like how they're doing the gimmick episodes with couples and stuff too. The scripted responses keep getting more and more awkward. I love it.
>-We've had a Lou Forigno cameo along with a FULL GREEN TITAN >on the joust wherest Titan has an amazing undefeated record.
Every time Titan shows up on screen me and my wife do the Titan Thigh Jiggle in lieu of traditional applause.
>-Just this week we had couples battling eachother and in both >eliminators the conetstants who trailed not only won the comp >but posted the fastest scores for the men and WOMEN
That was great. I'm glad the red couple won. I think all newlywed couples should go on this show because it teaches 2 very important life lessons: Compromise and Hand-Bikes.
>-They now have statistics for the gladiators in each event and >of course Crush has never lost anything, and she continues to >have the bestest breast on the show
What I love about Crush is she's like the amazon woman next door. Not like these other 'roided out strippers... FOH Venom
>-Everytime Laila Ali interviews the men she gets more angular >(its hard to explain but if you watch you'll now exactly what >I mean
I like when she mentions the fact that she's a boxer. They call that "character development"
>and the Hulkster continues to use his triceps to end >his sentences.
LOL
>-And last but DEFINITly not least, apparently ALL the >Gladiators are on the Jerrod diet cuz they all have custom >Subway samiches they want us to know about........if youre a >hardcore GLADDY U SEE IT!!!
He goes by "Justice" nowadays.
>If I missed anything please add on, Buck!! Was there a Lil >Wayne cameo that flew over my head?? If so I need the youtube >for my life to be complete.
Very thorough stuff, brother. Here's a few things from my notes that I didn't see in your analysis:
- Did Wolf have those teeth last season? - Did Mayhem get fired? - How do you feel about the new events? I like the bungee-ball thing. That looks fun. - What's with re-capping events that took place during the commercials? - I like the modifications they've made to the Eliminator. The ball pit adds extra incentive to stay on the handbike. And that see-saw thing right before the Travellator? Mark my words, before this season is over with somebody WILL die on that thing.