an appreciation poast.

i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
its matt and trey for godsakes.
lmao.
*silently pledges allegiance to south park*


*sings*
AMERICA...
FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!

ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
(sorry justin.)

now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after the fact. lol.
my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a while.


and this shit was just classic.
absolutely classic.
like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.


key hilarity:

- the total destruction of Paris
- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning (lol)
- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel on his head for a turban
- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major landmark chasing the terrorists
- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.


and the QUOTES!
- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo."
- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world." (hahahah!!)
- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be together?"
Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
*pause*
Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
- (i had to search for this one...)
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"




this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up' (thanks dawgeatah. )

wow.
is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?

thanks.