an appreciation poast.

i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
its matt and trey for godsakes.
lmao.
*silently pledges allegiance to south park*


*sings*
AMERICA...
FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!

ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
(sorry justin.)

now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after the fact. lol.
my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a while.


and this shit was just classic.
absolutely classic.
like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.


key hilarity:

- the total destruction of Paris
- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning (lol)
- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel on his head for a turban
- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major landmark chasing the terrorists
- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.


and the QUOTES!
- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo."
- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world." (hahahah!!)
- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be together?"
Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
*pause*
Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
- (i had to search for this one...)
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"




this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up' (thanks dawgeatah. :D)

wow.
is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?

thanks.

the puppet sex was insane


"i'll only sleep with you if you promise you'll never die"
...
...
...

"i promise i'll never die."


the vomiting, the melancholy rendition of the theme song, the montage. comedic gold.

*singing in a low key, sad voice...*
americaaaaaaa....
fuck yeah.

(LOOOOOL)

and that puppet sex was fucking CRAZY
they were doin positions that just ARENT LEGAL yo.
and it DIDNT get cut
and NOTHING got blurred or edited.
hilarity.



>the puppet sex was insane
>
>
>"i'll only sleep with you if you promise you'll never die"
>...
>...
>...
>
>"i promise i'll never die."
>
>
>the vomiting, the melancholy rendition of the theme song, the
>montage. comedic gold.

great movie that's underrated.

>great movie that's underrated.

it surely is
i had NO IDEAL it was THIS FUNNY.
i really shoulda known tho.
im mad i missed out for all these years.
lol.

mohhamad
jihad.

lol. That movie is wonderfully funny.

Durka-durka!

oooh.
look what *I* found...



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5562064904588110003&q=team+america&total=3136&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=7

Freedom isn't free
No there's a hefty fuckin fee
And if you don't throw in your buck o five
Who will?

"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you."


LMFAO yo
someone put some time into that shit

He was teeeeerrible in that film

i gotta go watch this now

>Freedom isn't free
>No there's a hefty fuckin fee
>And if you don't throw in your buck o five
>Who will?

dicks and pussys.

:D

I can't believe that Matt Damon actually loves this movie.

Ma-tt Damon.

Girl you so fine, kiss your black behind
I'll tie you down and make you mine
I want you to scratch my itch...and be my b*tch
Cause I love you gurl!

-Tasty Taste, Fear of A Black Hat

all the retarded matt damon lines had me dyin

I mean, considering he did Jay and Silent Bob and pretty much ripped every film he'd made between that and Good Will Hunting, I always felt like he has a sense of humor and can handle getting ripped at times.

And he's gotta love the fact that Trey and Matt couldn't really figure out how to do his voice at all, so they just went with the 'Matt Damon' thing, which was brilliant.

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Fuck Me.

They got all the celebrity puppets back and noticed Matt Damon looked retarded. So instead of having the puppet redone, they just made the "Matt Damon" character a retard.

n/m

lmfoa
the 'rent' ripoff

i just couldnt deal with the vomiting scene. that was needless and not funny at all.

>i just couldnt deal with the vomiting scene. that was
>needless and not funny at all.

everything else is flawless.
lol

lol

--"i'm the smartest, most cwever, most physicwry fit, but nobody else seems to rearise it..."
--"sometimes...believing is all we have."

i saw this when it came out in theaters. two elderly couples walked out of the movie. one couple left before puppet intercourse. soon after puppet intercourse, couple #2 left...but the husband lingered.

it wasnt even any body parts or anything.
lord.
no sense of humor.
looool


>i saw this when it came out in theaters. two elderly couples
>walked out of the movie. one couple left before puppet
>intercourse. soon after puppet intercourse, couple #2
>left...but the husband lingered.

who was expecting penetration on the puppet sex scene? i mean, everyone built it up so much and it turned out to just be silly. i honestly can't understand how anyone would be offended by that scene.

and i swear i'm not *into* this sort of thing...the whole puppet penetration thing, that is...i swear.

with penetration, it woulda been a porno. LOL


>who was expecting penetration on the puppet sex scene? i
>mean, everyone built it up so much and it turned out to just
>be silly. i honestly can't understand how anyone would be
>offended by that scene.
all i could do is laugh.
i mean, when they started poopin and peein all over the place, yeah. that wasnt sexy.
but the rest
COMEDY.
LOL


>and i swear i'm not *into* this sort of thing...the whole
>puppet penetration thing, that is...i swear.
^^^^
SUUUUURE.
lol.

Baseketball?

Just wondering what you thought of those Trey & Matt efforts.



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the only other matt and trey movie ive seen is the south park movie.

... Trey and Matt fans don't like the Live Action efforts of the two.



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>

simple rules to follow
guess your parents forgot to teach you basic common sense

>
>simple rules to follow
>guess your parents forgot to teach you basic common sense
>

>

just stop replying
kthxbye.

>
>just stop replying
>kthxbye.
>

so much.
lol.

>
>an appreciation poast.
>
>i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
>its matt and trey for godsakes.
>lmao.
>*silently pledges allegiance to south park*
>
>
>*sings*
>AMERICA...
>FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!
>
>ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
>(sorry justin.)
>
>now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
>and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after
>the fact. lol.
>my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
>but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a
>while.
>
>
>and this shit was just classic.
>absolutely classic.
>like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.
>
>
>key hilarity:
>
>- the total destruction of Paris
>- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
>- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning
>(lol)
>- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the
>terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel
>on his head for a turban
>- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major
>landmark chasing the terrorists
>- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.
>
>
>and the QUOTES!
>- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by
>blowing up half of Cairo."
>- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered,
>it would be 9/11 times 100.
>Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
>Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
>Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
>- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no
>I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
>- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction
>and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
>- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world."
>(hahahah!!)
>- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be
>together?"
>Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
>Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
>Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
>*pause*
>Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
>- (i had to search for this one...)
>"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the
>Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
>Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
>But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit
>on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes
>their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a
>dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck
>too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a
>pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full
>of shit that they become assholes themselves... because
>pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know
>much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you
>don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks
>and pussies all covered in shit!"
>
>
>
>
>this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up'
>(thanks dawgeatah. :D)
>
>wow.
>is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
>and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?
>
>thanks.
>
>
>


!!--!!--Doers never talk. Talkers never do.--!!--!!

http://www.youtube.com/AuracleVision

Fuck Hip-Hop

the movies online right?

i linked it somewhere in here.

can brighten up my day
ONLY A WOMAN
can touch me the right way
ONLY A WOMAN
is allowed to touch me there
Alllll I ask is that you're a woman

I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around you're right here
SO YOU'LL DO
I want to tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't truuuuuuuue

>I like rain, I like ham, I like you
>You're around you're right here
>SO YOU'LL DO
>I want to tell you how much I love your mind
>But it simply isn't truuuuuuuue

and i'm so ronry is quality too.

but did they use the montage song in an episode of south park too? was this before or after team america?

!!!!!
lmao


>
>but did they use the montage song in an episode of south park
>too? was this before or after team america?
they did, but i think it was after.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR591gazV2Y

That country song is SO on point man, u might see that shit at the top of my last.fm playlist.

"What would yew deew?"

lol

and if you dont pay your buck o'five then who willllll?

YES! THIS one is the song that I laughed at the hardest, just for the way he says:
>"What would yew deew?"

TO DIE KICKIN SOME AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

There I said it.

Don't shoot me. I'm not telling anyone not to like it. But seeing how this has been sitting in PTP for days now I had to get it off my chest. I thought it was wack.

>There I said it.
>
>Don't shoot me. I'm not telling anyone not to like it. But
>seeing how this has been sitting in PTP for days now I had to
>get it off my chest. I thought it was wack.

why are you gonna come into an appreciation thread just to say you dont like something?

ignore the shit fam.
damn.

I'll leave after this post. I really didn't want to but the way this thread kept running and running. And the fact I was so damn drunk last night. I just couldn't help myself. Yeah I know it was pointless and its just the sort of post that pisses me off when I'm appreciating. Meh - I dunno I suppose it's just my instincts to be a dick.

lol.
you have just earned my respect.
:D

that movie was too funny...

fuck i love that movie.
i need a soundtrack.
lol.

fuck assholes.

"are you going to put your fingers inside me?"

"no gary, i'm not going to fuck your mouth"

hahahahahahah

can'tyouseehowfuckingbusyiam?