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tappenzee
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""Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry"


  

          

Yeah, MAD

I MAD

Shitty movies don't usually do that to me. Usually I can just ignore them, let them make their millions, say "good for them" for duping the hordes of preteens to go see their piece of shit flick, and that's that.

But for some reason, this movie just sparks ire in my heart every time I see a commercial for it.

Oh shit, instead of Superman blocking the bullet, how about it makes him double over in pain?! That's the OPPOSITE of what REALLY happened! Hahahahahaha (and all the writers jerk each other off to congratulate each other for a job well done)

Parodying Borat? How do you parody a parody?

When was "Click" ever an epic movie?

Oh man, he made her boobs bigger, what a gag.

I'd rather watch holocaust footage than this shit.

  

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"Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry [View all] , tappenzee, Fri Jan-26-07 09:49 AM
 
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It's really interesting too, because whenever you express this...
Jan 26th 2007
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Spoof films begin and end with Mel Brooks and the Zuckers.
Jan 26th 2007
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i feel you.
Jan 26th 2007
3
      Top Secret is still my shit
Jan 26th 2007
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      ^^^ The GOAT Spoof Movie
Jan 26th 2007
41
      I know a little German....
Jan 29th 2007
76
      I'm with you, D, but...
Jan 26th 2007
28
           ^^^taken from my brain
Jan 26th 2007
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           that's why ours were better than theirs are.
Jan 30th 2007
82
Either way, Frank Longo will see it and express surprise at how
Jan 26th 2007
4
I'm willing to bet it's better than Date Movie.
Jan 26th 2007
5
      I'm actually looking forward to your review
Jan 26th 2007
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      Well I don't know if it's POSSIBLE to be worse than Date Movie
Jan 26th 2007
31
nah, i'm not angry... YET
Jan 26th 2007
6
my friend works @ a theatre. saw it, sed it was HORRIBLE
Jan 26th 2007
7
wow... i'm totally surprised.
Jan 26th 2007
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;)
Jan 26th 2007
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my friend jumped in this lake
Jan 26th 2007
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      lmao at this ^^^^^^
Jan 27th 2007
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RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry
Jan 26th 2007
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then it's not *really* a waste of money, is it?
Jan 26th 2007
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      But if it takes 20 mil to make it
Jan 26th 2007
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           i don't know how much these movies rake in
Jan 26th 2007
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           They cost next to nothing to make and recupe with B.O. and DVD sales.
Jan 26th 2007
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           Date Movie sucked and made 48 million
Jan 26th 2007
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yeah, it's like they're not even trying anymore
Jan 26th 2007
12
I just laughed at the image of Harry Potter stepping on a rake.
Jan 26th 2007
13
These guys are hacks
Jan 26th 2007
18
that's exactly what pisses me off
Jan 26th 2007
21
hollowood is full of money hungry hacks with coke habits.
Jan 26th 2007
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Hey, I got an idea
Jan 26th 2007
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fuckin hacks man.
Jan 26th 2007
25
People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced.
Jan 26th 2007
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      *snorts a line of coke* Uh, cosign!
Jan 26th 2007
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      Bingo. And for the record, Hollywood is way more about weed than coke.
Jan 27th 2007
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           Yeah. But man, the stories I have heard from old cats who...
Jan 30th 2007
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      RE: People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced.
Jan 28th 2007
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Surprisingly, I was going to post how High School High was great
Jan 26th 2007
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I liked High School High
Jan 26th 2007
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wu wear. i got that cassete single. i go on tangents fam /nm/
Jan 26th 2007
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Yea, High School High was great...
Jan 26th 2007
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Lovitz should've got unlimited props for his role lol
Jan 26th 2007
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it was good
Jan 26th 2007
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Yeah, Wrongfully Accused was funny
Jan 27th 2007
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first of all, Tia Carrere
Jan 27th 2007
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      Talisa Soto was in Spy Hard so I'm givin that a W as well now
Jan 27th 2007
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      Talisa Soto's legs are longer than my court cases LOL
Jan 27th 2007
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      RE: first of all, Tia Carrere
Jan 28th 2007
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WOW!!!
Jan 26th 2007
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I wonder why LOTR seems to have been omitted?
Jan 26th 2007
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They did a shitty mention of LOTR in Date Movie
Jan 26th 2007
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the same stupid fucks who saw Date Movie will see this
Jan 26th 2007
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Im also mad Kumar is in it. Kal Penn is very funny.
Jan 26th 2007
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they're makin a "white castle" 2???1!?!
Jan 27th 2007
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the namesake
Jan 27th 2007
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yeah, what ever happened to that movie?
Jan 29th 2007
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your avy is awesome.
Jan 27th 2007
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You mean roles like this:
Jan 27th 2007
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      sort of... he's still typecast though
Jan 28th 2007
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      what do you mean typecast? he's Indian playing an Indian?
Jan 28th 2007
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           lets take a look at his latest roles on his resume...
Jan 28th 2007
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                Now let's REALLY look at his resume.
Jan 29th 2007
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                     who said HE's complaining?
Jan 29th 2007
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                          To be typecast, you have to accept the part.
Jan 29th 2007
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                               well yeah, hes getting paid.
Jan 29th 2007
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                                    more diverse rolls?
Jan 30th 2007
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      Yes! finally he gets something to showcase more than humor
Jan 28th 2007
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19 millon opening weekend
Jan 28th 2007
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No. 1
Jan 28th 2007
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see, THATS what gets me angry
Jan 28th 2007
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Why does someone have to be a retard for likin this shit?
Jan 30th 2007
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is anyone really surprised though?
Jan 28th 2007
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RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry
Jan 28th 2007
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heh, 0% on Rotten Tomatoes so far
Jan 29th 2007
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Official YOU MAD EPIC MOVIE #1, BITCH!
Jan 29th 2007
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I've been swinging punches into the air wildly
Jan 29th 2007
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Like Tre from Boyz n the Hood?
Jan 29th 2007
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      exactly
Jan 29th 2007
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           Ricky!!!!!!
Jan 29th 2007
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White people need to stop supporting bullshit films.
Jan 29th 2007
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      You're getting there. Keep trying.
Jan 29th 2007
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      Because no one ever makes bullshit black films?
Jan 30th 2007
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well I mean, Bush got into the White House
Jan 29th 2007
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Smokin Aces really beat it
Jan 29th 2007
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i checked out rottentomatoes for a good laugh
Jan 30th 2007
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Man, even the tagline sucks
Jan 30th 2007
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00% on the Tomatometer
Jan 30th 2007
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was just gonna post that
Jan 31st 2007
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