""Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry"
Yeah, MAD
I MAD
Shitty movies don't usually do that to me. Usually I can just ignore them, let them make their millions, say "good for them" for duping the hordes of preteens to go see their piece of shit flick, and that's that.
But for some reason, this movie just sparks ire in my heart every time I see a commercial for it.
Oh shit, instead of Superman blocking the bullet, how about it makes him double over in pain?! That's the OPPOSITE of what REALLY happened! Hahahahahaha (and all the writers jerk each other off to congratulate each other for a job well done)
Parodying Borat? How do you parody a parody?
When was "Click" ever an epic movie?
Oh man, he made her boobs bigger, what a gag.
I'd rather watch holocaust footage than this shit.