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56. "See, once again, someone doesn't read."
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>You can disagree. But claiming that Braffs ability to generate
>profit makes discussion of what he stands for completely inane
>is an alarmingly defeatest outlook.

Where the fuck did I say that, b? Seriously, quote where I said what you've been claiming I've been saying, which is, "Yeah, so what, it doesn't matter, Zach's making BANK, Joe!" That ain't what I've been saying.

Had you actually read what I posted, instead of getting emo and taking lame "yeah, well... you making lame Fox News arguments for capitalism" shots, you would have known that what I've actually been saying is, "Wow, he's dissing Zach Braff for finding a target audience." And "well, he knows that it's show business, *shrug*" is far, far different than "well, he makin BANK, so BLAM, SON!"

If you can't understand the difference, I'll gladly spend another 5 posts explaining it to you.


>Is that your opinion here?

It should be clear that it isn't.

And let me clarify one last time before you start calling me Sean Hannity or Lou Dobbs or some other shit:

I couldn't care less how Zach Braff markets himself. The person wrote an article that's lame because he thought he was doing something special in order to "breakdown" (your words) Zach Braff, when we all know what his steez has been from day one.


>I didn't know writing a 10 paragraph essay--or agreeing with
>one--so easily makes someone a dick riding hater.

You played semantic games before, now it's my turn. It's not possible to be a "dick riding hater." That's a contradiction in terms.


>Captain obvious? So you think Braffs claim that he's speaking
>for a generation is bunk? Then why come to his defense so
>quickly?

See, I knew you'd play the "you're defending Zach Braff" card. That's not the case. I repeat, that's not the case. What I'm saying to you is, the article was weak in part *because it doesn't present anything we don't already know*.

You think it's a Great Big Major Fucking Deal that this guy pointed out how Zach Braff created this image of the emo everyday guy and cobbled together two soundtracks to sell along the way. We said no shit, and that the article was lame because of that very reason, and you got all emo about it, on some "God forbid someone talk about Zach Braff" bullshit. Talk about "dick riding."

How you got "Hell no, dude I'ma defend my boy Zach who be makin' that BANK, SON!" out of "This article was lame, who cares" is beyond me. But it's not surprising.
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DE-FENSE!
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Slate's great breakdown of Zach Braff [View all] , DrNO, Fri Sep-22-06 06:37 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
Maybe he doesn't bother me because I'm not in that generation.
Sep 22nd 2006
1
wtf?
Sep 22nd 2006
2
eh.
Sep 22nd 2006
3
that guy is the epitome of "oh, he's just jealous"
Sep 22nd 2006
4
saying "if you change the songs on the soundtrack, it sounds ridiculous"
Sep 22nd 2006
5
      yeah, he lost me with that comment
Sep 25th 2006
49
           Extended warmup time in the bullpen of hate 2 come up w/ that
Sep 25th 2006
52
                Try watching Seven Samurai with Benny Hill music overdubbed
Sep 25th 2006
55
this is crazy haterish.
Sep 22nd 2006
6
i'm tired of "experts" allegedly "breaking things down"
Sep 22nd 2006
7
RE: i'm tired of "experts" allegedly "breaking things down"
Sep 23rd 2006
19
I love your avi
Sep 25th 2006
47
I'd be inclined to write this guy off as a hater.......
Sep 23rd 2006
8
Nah, this article is pure hate -- gives NO credit at ALL
Sep 23rd 2006
9
the article does seem a little unnecessarily hateful
Sep 23rd 2006
13
      Garden State is definitely overrated, but it's not a bad movie
Sep 23rd 2006
18
           Oh but it IS a bad movie
Sep 23rd 2006
25
Here's the deal about Garden State:
Sep 24th 2006
38
LMFAO
Sep 23rd 2006
10
I've never seen anything Zach Braff has been in
Sep 23rd 2006
11
Scrubs is a great, hillarious, show
Sep 23rd 2006
12
wait wait wait. have i been living under a rock or sumn?
Sep 23rd 2006
14
zach branff most emphatically does not speak for me.
Sep 23rd 2006
15
you're a twenty-something?
Aug 01st 2008
72
that's a whole lot of hate
Sep 23rd 2006
16
I used to write articles like this... you regret them after awhile.
Sep 23rd 2006
17
RE: Slate's great breakdown of Zach Braff
Sep 23rd 2006
20
it takes zero courage to deliver that hate
Sep 23rd 2006
21
      RE: it takes zero courage to deliver that hate
Sep 23rd 2006
23
           I'm not even a Braff fan, you miss the point n/m
Sep 23rd 2006
24
hmmmm....
Sep 23rd 2006
22
Even if he's an asshole
Sep 23rd 2006
26
Let's be fair: The Last Kiss SUCKS.
Sep 24th 2006
39
I wasn't a big fan of Garden State, but this article is lame.
Sep 23rd 2006
27
I hope Zach doesnt quit scrubs
Sep 23rd 2006
28
Disclaimer: No Zach Braffs were harmed in the writing
Sep 23rd 2006
29
People can dislike Zach Braff all they like. Just have the common sense
Sep 23rd 2006
30
      a hatchet job?
Sep 23rd 2006
31
           So hatchet jobs are now limited to personal profiles only? FOH
Sep 24th 2006
33
                man
Sep 24th 2006
34
                     Don't be an ass.
Sep 24th 2006
35
                          RE: Don't be an ass.
Sep 25th 2006
46
                               Let's just boil this down to the essence here.
Sep 25th 2006
48
                                    RE: Let's just boil this down to the essence here.
Sep 25th 2006
53
                                        
                                              +1
Aug 01st 2008
68
After watching THE LAST KISS.....
Sep 24th 2006
32
if this is true, then i'm really worried, lol
Sep 24th 2006
36
But a fuck up with a great soundtrack for the Holister set. n/m
Sep 24th 2006
37
RE: Slate's great breakdown of Zach Braff
Sep 24th 2006
40
but is he really worth all this critisism? honestly
Sep 25th 2006
42
Exactly. It'd be different if this were Ashton fucking Kutcher this dud...
Sep 25th 2006
45
      Ashton Kutcher? Seriously?
Sep 25th 2006
54
           RE: Ashton Kutcher? Seriously?
Sep 25th 2006
57
don't front, you would have punch that fuckboy too!
Sep 26th 2006
59
I SAW YOU TAGGING MY CAR YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!!
Oct 01st 2006
65
Although the man is hating, he's also right.
Sep 25th 2006
41
DING DING DING!
Sep 25th 2006
43
yup
Sep 25th 2006
44
Hey Josh Levin, get off his dick
Sep 25th 2006
50
here's the thing
Sep 25th 2006
51
zach braff is, like, so hip.
Sep 25th 2006
58
i've never seen scrubs or garden state
Sep 30th 2006
60
but thats my issue w/ it, it's not quality hate.
Sep 30th 2006
61
      dude, evian sucks
Sep 30th 2006
62
           Mhmm
Sep 30th 2006
63
           perhaps, after two years in the can, this hate is still not refreshing
Aug 02nd 2008
74
those who can't do...hate
Sep 30th 2006
64
this shit is even more stupid with 2 years hindsight
Jul 31st 2008
66
i appreciate the "let's break it down" articles sometimes
Jul 31st 2008
67
Zach Braff is the silver-screen version of Jared (from Subway) to me
Aug 01st 2008
69
Sig worthy
Aug 02nd 2008
76
http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/4b/Neilflynn.jpg ^^^ this guy
Aug 02nd 2008
77
i love Scrubs and enjoyed GS, but Braff has become cliche...
Aug 01st 2008
70
meh. i've never seen GS, but I love Scrubs
Aug 01st 2008
71
i remember seeing the very first "garden state" teaser
Aug 01st 2008
73
He's a Touchy Feely QT...
Aug 02nd 2008
75

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