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56. "i'd like to see an ape thriller:"
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We all have secrets.

High-powered corporate officer Clyde D. Orangutan has his.

When Orangutan suddenly rips the arm off an account executive during a meeting, runs away screeching, and disappears never to be seen again, his friends and co-workers get suspicious. Could it be that the good humored man they all knew and loved wasn't who they assumed he was?

Rachel McAdams and Clayton Watson star as Ashley McSipple and Cobb Dursal, two temp workers who take it upon themselves to peel away the intricate layers of the fragile facade forged by Clyde D. Orangutan. Few clues are offered when McSipple and Durshal interview his closest friends, golf buddies, and wife & two kids. A man of few words, Orangutan's carefully crafted wall of affability and charisma witholds the truth.

That is until a cryptic phone call traced back to the World Wildlife Fund is received, prompting a look at the company's charitable contributions list and payroll - Just how far up does this secret go?

M. Night Shyamalan's
UNSPOKEN

  

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Fact: A chimp could write a romantic comedy. [View all] , bignick, Sun Dec-18-05 04:22 PM
 
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but would it be successful?
Dec 18th 2005
1
amongst chimps, sure.
Dec 18th 2005
3
chimps and women
Dec 18th 2005
13
      Please.
Dec 23rd 2005
44
           *runs into post*
Dec 23rd 2005
48
just put Julia Roberts in it
Dec 23rd 2005
35
      RE: just put Julia Roberts in it
Dec 23rd 2005
41
      I meant more in terms of box office
Dec 23rd 2005
42
           Gotcha
Dec 23rd 2005
43
      ditto Orlando
Dec 26th 2005
57
Hey, it's Kevin Smith!
Dec 18th 2005
2
What exactly is the plot of that movie?
Dec 18th 2005
4
Here's the pitch: Jennifer Garner blah blah blah
Dec 18th 2005
5
Jennifer Garner and a monkey
Dec 18th 2005
11
Seriously.
Dec 18th 2005
8
      RE: Seriously.
Dec 23rd 2005
31
Hail to the Chimp
Dec 18th 2005
6
that's what you get for not hailing to the chimp
Dec 23rd 2005
34
Chimp Change
Dec 18th 2005
7
Make it Chris Tucker and call it
Dec 18th 2005
9
      RE: Make it Chris Tucker and call it
Dec 18th 2005
10
You're as mirthless a human being
Dec 18th 2005
12
RE: You're as mirthless a human being
Dec 18th 2005
14
It's non-stop from you, though.
Dec 18th 2005
15
      fact: a chimp could write a reality show
Dec 18th 2005
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      Take that back!
Dec 18th 2005
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      RE: It's non-stop from you, though.
Dec 18th 2005
17
^^^ YIIIIIIIKES
Dec 18th 2005
26
      YEAHHHHH.... wait... sorry...
Dec 24th 2005
52
When she says, "Its a girl thing..."
Dec 18th 2005
18
it's a little traci lords
Dec 18th 2005
19
lol I noticed that too
Dec 18th 2005
20
RE: When she says, "Its a girl thing..."
Dec 18th 2005
21
Fact: I know at least two people that will watch this for Garner alone
Dec 18th 2005
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why?
Dec 18th 2005
24
      It's like arguing with fundy Christians -- it goes nowhere fast
Dec 18th 2005
25
"It was the best of times, it was the... 'blurst' of times?"
Dec 18th 2005
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LOL
Dec 23rd 2005
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haha
Dec 23rd 2005
32
hahahaha
Dec 23rd 2005
33
Attention Kevin Smith:
Dec 23rd 2005
29
Love Always, Wells Fargo
Dec 23rd 2005
30
to be fair tho...this is his friend's girl.
Dec 29th 2005
61
man, you got me excited. i expected a monkey.
Dec 23rd 2005
36
serious post: best romcom's of the last 5 years?
Dec 23rd 2005
37
love actually.
Dec 23rd 2005
38
Intermission
Dec 23rd 2005
40
      Yup.
Dec 23rd 2005
45
Sideways...
Dec 23rd 2005
49
didn't think of that as a romcom
Dec 24th 2005
54
Serious answer: High Fidelity tops my list.
Dec 24th 2005
51
This reminds me of a great poem by James Tate
Dec 23rd 2005
39
I just walked out of a trailer.
Dec 23rd 2005
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RE: I just walked out of a trailer.
Dec 23rd 2005
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      RE: I just walked out of a trailer.
Dec 24th 2005
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seriously..why don't YOU write one then??
Dec 24th 2005
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RE: seriously..why don't YOU write one then??
Dec 24th 2005
55
      "writing a good script" meaning.....
Dec 29th 2005
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           one that catches someone's attention...
Dec 29th 2005
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                word. plus throw in trying to make it actually good.
Dec 29th 2005
65
people slept on this. good work.
Dec 26th 2005
59
will poop be flung?
Dec 29th 2005
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WHERE DO THEY GET FINANCING
Dec 26th 2005
58
i'm sensing a pattern in bignick's posts
Dec 29th 2005
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