75. "if I slapped the cheetos out of you..." In response to In response to 16
if I walked into your house, left all the doors open so the cat and dog can escape and then unplugged your fridge and topped it off by walking over to slap the dogshit out of you...you're not going to notice the missing dog or hundreds in ruined food for a good while because the undeserved slap to the face would be too much of a shock to think of anything else.
we're all rubbing our faces saying "i can't believe you've done this"