At my daughter's bus stop today some elementary school children were playing on the trees. You would hope that these skinny little kids would not be heavy enough or strong enough to break the branches of a 30 year old tree but it happened. I had seen the older boys playing in the trees in the beginning of the school year and mentioned to them not to play in the trees because they would break the branches. Today's conversation with the little smart ass went like this:
Me: Oh would you look at that, broken branches.
Bad ass child: What branches?
Me: You blind now? You see those branches. Stop lying.
BAC: It wasn't me it was like that before I got here.
Me: Oh ok
BAC #2: It wasn't him!

I wasn't out there when it happened but another father was and come to find out he spoke to one of the boys. He told the boy to get out of the tree. After the boy broke the branches the father went to speak to him and the Bad Ass Child told him to "Fuck off."

Sheeeeeiiit

I asked the Dad if he laid hands on the boy and he said no. I told him that's grounds for an ass whooping. If you got a smart ass mouth, you gotta be prepared to get your ass whooped.


America has imported more warlord theocracy from Afghanistan than it has exported democracy.