1. "I have a pretty dark humor and I'm awkward" In response to In response to 0
the way I test if I can fuck with someone is by recounting this story.
A while back, it's gotta be almost a decade now. There was a hospital in like Houston or Dallas and this couple delivered their daughter there. Unfortunately something was wrong with the baby and she had to be transferred to the neo-natal unit. After a number of days however, the couple got anxious and decided to take the child out of the hospital themselves. So Dad's got the kid, probably real close to the exit and security orders him to halt. He refuses and the guard ends up tazing him and the baby and the kid hits the floor.
The part that always catches me by this point, when I'n dying laughing and everything, is the quote I remember from the dad where he's like "she just shakes all the time now"
And in my mind's eye all I can see is like a Harlem shaking ass baby with like static electricity running around her
*shrug*
kills me every time I think about it
horrifying stuff though
"i wanna hug all u idiotic bastards & then set you all on fire" -Bin
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