There's a 'doctor's' office in my lobby that does a brisk trade in 'liposculpture', and every fucking morning when I take the kid to school, there is a line going out the God-damned door to get in the see him.
So many fake butts out here.
And it's weird, because you either have these voluptuous fertility Goddesses walking around, or Zoe Saldanas with the lanky feline sexitude, or the troll-faced C.H.U.D. women who clubfoot their way around the neighborhood collecting equally inbred gooftards as baby daddies.
But nothing dead in the middle of just AIIGHT.
Also? Dominican girls with dimples. I have neighbors that... man alive. MAN ALIVE. Monogamy is totally unfair.