17. "eh. too easy. torture, motherfucker" In response to In response to 14 Thu Feb-13-20 01:50 PM by Cold Truth
He gets tied to a chair, and anyone she wants to invite to join, gets a block of time equivalent to that of the flight to hit him continually in the face with a whiffle ball bat.
Bonus: he gets blindfolded so he can't brace for impact.