>just like Big Pharma.
>
>I mean, not only do suit jackets have that extra button in the
>front, but what about those four buttons on the sleeve, hmmm?
>
>
>We NEVER button sleeves.
>
>What about shirts that aren't designed/intended to be worn
>with ties, like polo shirts? They have top buttons too.
>
>What about all those extra buttons they produce and included
>in that little plastic pouch?
>
>The extra two buttons on the tail of your dress shirt for
>"just in case"?
>
>What about trousers that have that inside button for you to
>fasten, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A ZIPPER!!!!!
>
>Wake up my people! The Button Lobby has been inflating the
>cost of garments and making people uncomfortable for decades!
>
>They got to Michael Jackson! (Rember them Sgt. Pepper ass
>jackets?)
>They got to Steve Harvey!
>They got to southern black Black Preachers!
>They funded breast reduction research to stop button loss due
>to big jammers resurgence!
>They have actively been waging a cold war with the spandex and
>jeggings industry!
>They will cede no more ground to the sweatpants industry!
>They're bringing down Lululemon from the inside!
>Who the fuck you think started that button down collar on
>dress shirts bullshit? Them niggas got something against Big
>Starch?
>
>You think I'm joking? When the last time you seen velcro my
>nigga, HENH????????
>
>Don't even get me started on the Bay of Cufflinks incident. I
>got a FOIA request in on that.
>
>And you know who started that shit? You know who's behind Big
>Button?
>
>Grandmothers.
>
>Grandmothers across the land, white and black, old and older
>to old as dust sitting on their stocks of buttons in blue
>cookie tins and no way to move them. So they got to work.
>Insidious bitches.
>
>All this shit is a conspiracy my nigga.
>______________________________________________________________________________
>
>"To Each His Reach"
>
>but.....
>
>Fuck aliens.

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