4. "Big Button Lobby......" In response to In response to 0 Thu Oct-24-19 11:56 AM by WarriorPoet415
just like Big Pharma.
I mean, not only do suit jackets have that extra button in the front, but what about those four buttons on the sleeve, hmmm?
We NEVER button sleeves.
What about shirts that aren't designed/intended to be worn with ties, like polo shirts? They have top buttons too.
What about all those extra buttons they produce and included in that little plastic pouch?
The extra two buttons on the tail of your dress shirt for "just in case"?
What about trousers that have that inside button for you to fasten, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A ZIPPER!!!!!
Wake up my people! The Button Lobby has been inflating the cost of garments and making people uncomfortable for decades!
They got to Michael Jackson! (Rember them Sgt. Pepper ass jackets?) They got to Steve Harvey! They got to southern black Black Preachers! They funded breast reduction research to stop button loss due to big jammers resurgence! They have actively been waging a cold war with the spandex and jeggings industry! They will cede no more ground to the sweatpants industry! They're bringing down Lululemon from the inside! Who the fuck you think started that button down collar on dress shirts bullshit? Them niggas got something against Big Starch?
You think I'm joking? When the last time you seen velcro my nigga, HENH????????
Don't even get me started on the Bay of Cufflinks incident. I got a FOIA request in on that.
And you know who started that shit? You know who's behind Big Button?
Grandmothers.
Grandmothers across the land, white and black, old and older to old as dust sitting on their stocks of buttons in blue cookie tins and no way to move them. So they got to work. Insidious bitches.
All this shit is a conspiracy my nigga. ______________________________________________________________________________