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77. "my friends and I decided to have a hotel party for the year 2000"
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so everyone was like the 2K10 bug, the world gonna end, blah blah. I mean my roommate swore up and down the earth was going to end and she was going to be in church. i'm like it's whatever, let's have a hotel party. My friends from high school and I rent out 4 rooms at this cheap motel in Columbia MD. We have food, liquor, all types of accouterments for whatever you need, like it was lit before lit was a thing. Anyway the guy I was dating came through with his cousin and kinda messed up the vibe because my friends are a mixed crowd and he was all loud from Queens acting a fool. Maybe he was from Brooklyn. IDK. Anyway, my girl is trashed and she's feeling his cousin. When the party dies down, we are back in our personal room and we are smashed. My boyfriend and I just are sleeping on the bed knocked out. A few moments later we hear the slobbing of a knob. I'm like OMG. She's going in and we are peeking from our bed. They actually go in, like give us a show on some...if you gonna watch, we gotta give it to you. I'm watching, and now she's on top riding him. Suddenly she's like "i don't feel too good." but he's like don't stop i'm close. We are in there like OMG, this is amazing. All of a sudden, her body lurches and she proceeds to start throwing up. FAMILY. He throws her off so fast, and she just leans over the side of the bed and throws up more. He has throw up on his chest, on the bed. He's so disgusted he jumps up and takes a shower. He's yelling. My boyfriend is laughing his ass off, and i'm trying to tend to her.

  

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