legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 80865 posts
Mon May-16-16 07:30 PM
39. "One day we were burning trees in my room on the first floor" In response to In response to 0
my roommates never locked the front door. All a sudden I hear a knock and someone opens the front door and screams hello. No one answers cause we are all high so we wait until the close the front door.
I go out front and there is a guy with his back to me and his jacket has ATF on the back and 6 more in the street. He turns around and asked me if that was my van in the middle of the street with all the doors open.
Me: nah, nope, not my car ATF: you sure, someone said the owner lived here. Me: no sir, that is not my car.
I walk back in the house and tell em to put the blunt out and for everyone to get upstairs and go to the back of the house cause we are going to continue smoking this weed because I just blew my high.
While we are smoking in the back I look out the back window and there is a dude walking and he just stops, pulls down his pants and starts shitting in the alley.
My roommate was eating an apple and threw it at him and busted him dead on top of his head.
"ehh, man... you can shit here, keep it moving"
homeless dude was like my bad, my bad.. you got a dollar.
GTFOH bruh..
my roommate and I looked at each other and we both agreed it was a weird fucking day.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*