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topic #13021058
Subject: "Wears Baby Powder and Spanx. "
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Case_One
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Fri May-13-16 01:03 PM
29. "Wears Baby Powder and Spanx. "
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JONE AN OKP FRIDAY!
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Fri May-13-16 10:05 AM
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Crich so fat he got knee pads cause his knees touch when he walks
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
1
^^^Masturbates to pictures of Sojourner Truth.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
5
knuckes too fat to masturbate so he tucks and rubs it out
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
8
^^^Dating a MySpace model.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
9
asked for a refund when his mail order bride wasn't a male
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
14
^^^Chimp rapist.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
16
^worlds foremost fecal fetish afficianado
philpot
May 13th 2016
82
Philpot still has no clue why there is lotion in his house
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
2
legs diamond is this dudes stripper name
philpot
May 13th 2016
73
Philpot has parts in his eyebrows and a members only jacket with shoulde...
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
85
while you rockin a cross colours cap
philpot
May 14th 2016
86
Case One spells so bad his auto correct went on strike
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
3
LOL Waves
Case_One
May 13th 2016
17
actually typed What ass nigga
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
20
You Ole Hot Sauce and Duck tape smelling self.
Case_One
May 13th 2016
30
case's spellcheck is basically Chaplin in Modern Times
veritas
May 13th 2016
38
Crich sweat smells like Funions, Pot Liquor and Depression
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
4
^^^Tried to update his LinkedIn from his register at Wendy's.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
6
has a club foot and knows the choreo to Paula Abdules Opposite's Attract
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
7
^^^Just bought stock in Sports Authority.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
10
^^^ only stock he ever bought was chicken or beef
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
13
^^^Eats vegan chitlins.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
18
head so big he has a belt on the back of his snapback
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
32
CRYING!!!!
Dstl1
May 13th 2016
37
lolz
T Reynolds
May 13th 2016
11
nigga so fat he holds his credit cards in his back fat
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
12
(FYI: Bin's the fat one)
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
15
won the HS mascot gig without a costume... ole fuzzy sweatshirt and flip...
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
19
Crich sells private hugs at Truck Stops
Case_One
May 13th 2016
21
with free tugs on first Tuesdays
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
23
Crich Breath smells like teriyaki covered urinal cakes
Case_One
May 13th 2016
26
His teeth are so bad his toothbrush has a part in the middle
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
45
^^^Chance The Fapper lookin' ass nigga.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
25
You got a profile on FamersOnly.com
Case_One
May 13th 2016
27
^^^Grocery shops at PetSmart.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
28
turns his cap forward and backwards to get extra samples at Coscos
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
31
^^ Voted for Donald Trump
Case_One
May 13th 2016
33
fundraising for TD Jakes presidential run and pocketing the money
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
41
Your hairline is adopted
Case_One
May 13th 2016
51
Case head so big God asked HIM for forgiveness
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
60
Your face is on backwards.
Case_One
May 13th 2016
67
legsdiamond has Sugarhips
Case_One
May 13th 2016
79
Crich smells like yesterday and bus seats.
Case_One
May 13th 2016
22
Crich though he needed a sports agent to be Pro Life
Case_One
May 13th 2016
24
CRich tried to write off his hairline as a deduction
Mr. ManC
May 13th 2016
34
Crich hairline look like a cul-de-sac
Paps_Smear
May 13th 2016
35
Crich hairline look like a 3 pt line
Case_One
May 13th 2016
36
amd it lights up like the ESPN arc when he gets angry
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
40
His hairline has its own set of feelings.
Case_One
May 13th 2016
42
laaawd.
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
44
Mr. Man C gets bottle service at Chili's.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
39
Mr Man C so dirty he got ingrown fingernails and fingerjam
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
43
Mr. Man C sits in the VIP section at TGI Fridays.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
46
Legsdiamonds breath so stank his toothbrush has a Linkedin
Mr. ManC
May 13th 2016
48
Man C breath so bad teachers made him learn sign language
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
50
Legs has a lifetime membership to Curves gym.
Mr. ManC
May 13th 2016
58
Man C so fat his stationary bike has training wheels
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
61
Mr. Man C so ashy he pays market rate rent...
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
54
CRich gums so black Hillary challenged them to a
Mr. ManC
May 13th 2016
56
gums so black whiz khalifa made a song about his smile
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
59
Mr. Man C is a Gucci Mane impersonator for kid's parties.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
62
legdiamond is in a 311 acoustic cover band.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
47
only reason you know that is because you opened for us playing a washboa...
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
49
Yo' woman left you cuz you tried to get busy to Chumbawumba.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
52
Crich ankles so fat he wears break away socks
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
55
Legsdiamond writes Yelp reviews for glory holes.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
63
ankles so fat Toms shoes refused to sell him a pair
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
64
Legsdiamond is the waterboy at gangbangs.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
66
gotdammit
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
69
Legsdiamond is into Wu Tang roleplay during sex.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
75
feet so fat Birkinstock gave him the soles and said "the rest is up to y...
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
65
Legs lipgloss is poppin
SimplyHannah
May 13th 2016
53
simplyHannah weaves smell like burnt popcorn
legsdiamond
May 13th 2016
57
SimplyHannah played in the WNFL.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
68
NERL
deejboram
May 13th 2016
71
Case_One teaches liturgical beatboxing at his church.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
70
Crich has been ashy since birth. Came out ashy. Skin color is Ashy
Case_One
May 13th 2016
77
^^^Tried to tithe 10% of a food stamp.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
80
^^^Tried to make it rain with bottle caps
Case_One
May 13th 2016
83
says the guy using tickets from skeeball at the arcade
philpot
May 13th 2016
84
ima be back but i got burgers to flip and the 4g ran out on my nokia
philpot
May 13th 2016
72
C.Rich finally hollered at the Donut shop shorty
philpot
May 13th 2016
74
^^^Writes Dora The Explorer erotica.
CRichMonkey
May 13th 2016
76
^ tries to bag chicks at Galludet in an 89 Escort
philpot
May 13th 2016
81
^^^Uses Opentable to get a rezzie at KFC
CRichMonkey
May 14th 2016
87
legsdiamond sleeps in a onesie made like Richard Simmons
Case_One
May 13th 2016
78
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