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13021058, JONE AN OKP FRIDAY!
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:05 AM
It's Friday and y'all niggas still ain't shit. So it's time to make it clear how much of ain't shit y'all niggas really are.
My nigga Case_One ain't shit 'cause he be putting Groupons and McDonald's Monopoly pieces in the collection plate tawmbout how hard it is to stretch a tithe all the way to fifth Sunday.
My nigga Cold Truth ain't shit 'cause he's gonna read this and think that this is really just a cry for help and a nigga just need to hug his father more and eat some gluten free greens. Ol' Instagramming inspirational quotes over a map of his morning jogging route lookin' ass nigga.
My nigga phipot ain't shit 'cause he tried to launch a Hispanic ride sharing service that only uses pick-up trucks and makes them bammas ride in the bed. He at Home Depot right now handing out cards for Juber.
And y'all know my nigga legsdiamond ain't shit 'cause he still slowmackin' a chick on Friendster.
Aiight y'all, let's jone.
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021079, Crich so fat he got knee pads cause his knees touch when he walks
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:18 AM
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13021098, ^^^Masturbates to pictures of Sojourner Truth.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:32 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021117, knuckes too fat to masturbate so he tucks and rubs it out
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:47 AM
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13021121, ^^^Dating a MySpace model.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:51 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021131, asked for a refund when his mail order bride wasn't a male
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 11:02 AM
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13021137, ^^^Chimp rapist.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 11:10 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021455, ^worlds foremost fecal fetish afficianado
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 05:28 PM
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13021087, Philpot still has no clue why there is lotion in his house
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:26 AM
but he wants to be down so he uses it to shine his K Swiss hard bottoms
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13021413, legs diamond is this dudes stripper name
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 04:20 PM
one of my homegirls stuck some penny rolls in his gstring last week & he was so grateful he used his stubble to buff the corns on her feet
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13021500, Philpot has parts in his eyebrows and a members only jacket with shoulder pads
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:05 PM
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13021531, while you rockin a cross colours cap
Posted by philpot, Sat May-14-16 12:31 AM
and a pair of size 48 Guess jeans with a Mecca USA t shirt & a pair of yellowing white Air Force ones
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13021090, Case One spells so bad his auto correct went on strike
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:28 AM
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13021141, LOL Waves
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:16 AM
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13021150, actually typed What ass nigga
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 11:26 AM
ole throw the change against the side of the collection plate ass..
ole 20 dollar offering "can i get back a ten, a five and 3 ones" after church is over ass
ole let us pray after church missing the first quarter if the game ass
ole finally found happiness ass nigga
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13021218, You Ole Hot Sauce and Duck tape smelling self.
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 01:04 PM
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13021268, case's spellcheck is basically Chaplin in Modern Times
Posted by veritas, Fri May-13-16 01:43 PM
http://youtu.be/DfGs2Y5WJ14
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13021096, Crich sweat smells like Funions, Pot Liquor and Depression
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:31 AM
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13021100, ^^^Tried to update his LinkedIn from his register at Wendy's.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:33 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021112, has a club foot and knows the choreo to Paula Abdules Opposite's Attract
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:44 AM
ole 2 steps forward, 1 step back ass nigga
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13021122, ^^^Just bought stock in Sports Authority.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:52 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021129, ^^^ only stock he ever bought was chicken or beef
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:56 AM
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13021142, ^^^Eats vegan chitlins.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 11:16 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021235, head so big he has a belt on the back of his snapback
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 01:18 PM
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13021253, CRYING!!!!
Posted by Dstl1, Fri May-13-16 01:29 PM
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13021123, lolz
Posted by T Reynolds, Fri May-13-16 10:53 AM
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13021124, nigga so fat he holds his credit cards in his back fat
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 10:53 AM
man bra wearin, toilet bowl lipped, crock pot oatmeal eating, dunkin donut charge card havin ass nigga
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13021136, (FYI: Bin's the fat one)
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 11:10 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021146, won the HS mascot gig without a costume... ole fuzzy sweatshirt and flip flop
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 11:20 AM
ass nigga
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13021153, Crich sells private hugs at Truck Stops
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:29 AM
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13021165, with free tugs on first Tuesdays
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 11:40 AM
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13021171, Crich Breath smells like teriyaki covered urinal cakes
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:43 AM
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13021316, His teeth are so bad his toothbrush has a part in the middle
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:15 PM
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13021167, ^^^Chance The Fapper lookin' ass nigga.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 11:40 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021172, You got a profile on FamersOnly.com
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:45 AM
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13021174, ^^^Grocery shops at PetSmart.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 11:46 AM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021216, Wears Baby Powder and Spanx.
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 01:03 PM
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13021229, turns his cap forward and backwards to get extra samples at Coscos
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 01:15 PM
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13021239, ^^ Voted for Donald Trump
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 01:20 PM
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13021305, fundraising for TD Jakes presidential run and pocketing the money
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:07 PM
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13021343, Your hairline is adopted
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 02:42 PM
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13021364, Case head so big God asked HIM for forgiveness
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:58 PM
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13021381, Your face is on backwards.
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 03:24 PM
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13021428, legsdiamond has Sugarhips
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 04:38 PM
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13021163, Crich smells like yesterday and bus seats.
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:39 AM
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13021166, Crich though he needed a sports agent to be Pro Life
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 11:40 AM
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13021241, CRich tried to write off his hairline as a deduction
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri May-13-16 01:22 PM
but wifey had already claimed him as a dependent.
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13021243, Crich hairline look like a cul-de-sac
Posted by Paps_Smear, Fri May-13-16 01:24 PM
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13021245, Crich hairline look like a 3 pt line
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 01:25 PM
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13021300, amd it lights up like the ESPN arc when he gets angry
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:04 PM
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13021306, His hairline has its own set of feelings.
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 02:07 PM
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13021313, laaawd.
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:12 PM
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13021296, Mr. Man C gets bottle service at Chili's.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 02:01 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021310, Mr Man C so dirty he got ingrown fingernails and fingerjam
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:10 PM
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13021330, Mr. Man C sits in the VIP section at TGI Fridays.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 02:22 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021334, Legsdiamonds breath so stank his toothbrush has a Linkedin
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri May-13-16 02:29 PM
JUST to show off its resume.
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13021338, Man C breath so bad teachers made him learn sign language
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:35 PM
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13021359, Legs has a lifetime membership to Curves gym.
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri May-13-16 02:53 PM
That's why your posts have high reps, but low intensity.
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13021365, Man C so fat his stationary bike has training wheels
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 03:02 PM
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13021351, Mr. Man C so ashy he pays market rate rent...
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 02:45 PM
Cuz his landlord think he white.
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021356, CRich gums so black Hillary challenged them to a
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri May-13-16 02:51 PM
game of dominoes
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13021362, gums so black whiz khalifa made a song about his smile
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:55 PM
black n yellow
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13021366, Mr. Man C is a Gucci Mane impersonator for kid's parties.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 03:02 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021332, legdiamond is in a 311 acoustic cover band.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 02:27 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021335, only reason you know that is because you opened for us playing a washboard
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:31 PM
while doing the 2016 running man...
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13021345, Yo' woman left you cuz you tried to get busy to Chumbawumba.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 02:42 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021353, Crich ankles so fat he wears break away socks
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:48 PM
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13021369, Legsdiamond writes Yelp reviews for glory holes.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 03:04 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021372, ankles so fat Toms shoes refused to sell him a pair
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 03:13 PM
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13021379, Legsdiamond is the waterboy at gangbangs.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 03:20 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021391, gotdammit
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 03:48 PM
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13021416, Legsdiamond is into Wu Tang roleplay during sex.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 04:25 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021373, feet so fat Birkinstock gave him the soles and said "the rest is up to you"
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 03:14 PM
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13021346, Legs lipgloss is poppin
Posted by SimplyHannah, Fri May-13-16 02:43 PM
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13021357, simplyHannah weaves smell like burnt popcorn
Posted by legsdiamond, Fri May-13-16 02:53 PM
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13021385, SimplyHannah played in the WNFL.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 03:34 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021406, NERL
Posted by deejboram, Fri May-13-16 04:01 PM
your avi poppin tho boo
you ready to be saved?
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13021403, Case_One teaches liturgical beatboxing at his church.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 03:59 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021421, Crich has been ashy since birth. Came out ashy. Skin color is Ashy
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 04:30 PM
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13021433, ^^^Tried to tithe 10% of a food stamp.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 04:47 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021475, ^^^Tried to make it rain with bottle caps
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 07:53 PM
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13021478, says the guy using tickets from skeeball at the arcade
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 08:06 PM
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13021412, ima be back but i got burgers to flip and the 4g ran out on my nokia
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 04:16 PM
and later i gotta cash my state refund check & cop an O of mexican brick weed doused in Old English 8000
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13021415, C.Rich finally hollered at the Donut shop shorty
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 04:24 PM
she took him to the hood & made him wash her Altima while her cousins used him as target practice for their paintball guns
when he asked for some ass she passed him off to her 400 pound cousin but he came too quick so they made him walk back to Northwest in a pair of timbs & lace panties
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13021418, ^^^Writes Dora The Explorer erotica.
Posted by CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 04:28 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021454, ^ tries to bag chicks at Galludet in an 89 Escort
Posted by philpot, Fri May-13-16 05:26 PM
rolls up bumping his OG cassingle of Knockin the Boots doing the lyrics in sign language out the window
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13021609, ^^^Uses Opentable to get a rezzie at KFC
Posted by CRichMonkey, Sat May-14-16 05:11 PM
my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com
*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*
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13021423, legsdiamond sleeps in a onesie made like Richard Simmons
Posted by Case_One, Fri May-13-16 04:32 PM
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