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CRichMonkey
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"JONE AN OKP FRIDAY!"


  

          

It's Friday and y'all niggas still ain't shit. So it's time to make it clear how much of ain't shit y'all niggas really are.

My nigga Case_One ain't shit 'cause he be putting Groupons and McDonald's Monopoly pieces in the collection plate tawmbout how hard it is to stretch a tithe all the way to fifth Sunday.

My nigga Cold Truth ain't shit 'cause he's gonna read this and think that this is really just a cry for help and a nigga just need to hug his father more and eat some gluten free greens. Ol' Instagramming inspirational quotes over a map of his morning jogging route lookin' ass nigga.

My nigga phipot ain't shit 'cause he tried to launch a Hispanic ride sharing service that only uses pick-up trucks and makes them bammas ride in the bed. He at Home Depot right now handing out cards for Juber.

And y'all know my nigga legsdiamond ain't shit 'cause he still slowmackin' a chick on Friendster.

Aiight y'all, let's jone.




my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

  
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JONE AN OKP FRIDAY! [View all] , CRichMonkey, Fri May-13-16 10:05 AM
 
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Crich so fat he got knee pads cause his knees touch when he walks
May 13th 2016
1
^^^Masturbates to pictures of Sojourner Truth.
May 13th 2016
5
      knuckes too fat to masturbate so he tucks and rubs it out
May 13th 2016
8
           ^^^Dating a MySpace model.
May 13th 2016
9
                asked for a refund when his mail order bride wasn't a male
May 13th 2016
14
                     ^^^Chimp rapist.
May 13th 2016
16
                          ^worlds foremost fecal fetish afficianado
May 13th 2016
82
Philpot still has no clue why there is lotion in his house
May 13th 2016
2
legs diamond is this dudes stripper name
May 13th 2016
73
      Philpot has parts in his eyebrows and a members only jacket with shoulde...
May 13th 2016
85
           while you rockin a cross colours cap
May 14th 2016
86
Case One spells so bad his auto correct went on strike
May 13th 2016
3
LOL Waves
May 13th 2016
17
actually typed What ass nigga
May 13th 2016
20
      You Ole Hot Sauce and Duck tape smelling self.
May 13th 2016
30
case's spellcheck is basically Chaplin in Modern Times
May 13th 2016
38
Crich sweat smells like Funions, Pot Liquor and Depression
May 13th 2016
4
^^^Tried to update his LinkedIn from his register at Wendy's.
May 13th 2016
6
      has a club foot and knows the choreo to Paula Abdules Opposite's Attract
May 13th 2016
7
      ^^^Just bought stock in Sports Authority.
May 13th 2016
10
      ^^^ only stock he ever bought was chicken or beef
May 13th 2016
13
           ^^^Eats vegan chitlins.
May 13th 2016
18
                head so big he has a belt on the back of his snapback
May 13th 2016
32
                     CRYING!!!!
May 13th 2016
37
      lolz
May 13th 2016
11
      nigga so fat he holds his credit cards in his back fat
May 13th 2016
12
           (FYI: Bin's the fat one)
May 13th 2016
15
                won the HS mascot gig without a costume... ole fuzzy sweatshirt and flip...
May 13th 2016
19
Crich sells private hugs at Truck Stops
May 13th 2016
21
with free tugs on first Tuesdays
May 13th 2016
23
Crich Breath smells like teriyaki covered urinal cakes
May 13th 2016
26
      His teeth are so bad his toothbrush has a part in the middle
May 13th 2016
45
^^^Chance The Fapper lookin' ass nigga.
May 13th 2016
25
      You got a profile on FamersOnly.com
May 13th 2016
27
           ^^^Grocery shops at PetSmart.
May 13th 2016
28
                Wears Baby Powder and Spanx.
May 13th 2016
29
                     turns his cap forward and backwards to get extra samples at Coscos
May 13th 2016
31
                          ^^ Voted for Donald Trump
May 13th 2016
33
                               fundraising for TD Jakes presidential run and pocketing the money
May 13th 2016
41
                                    Your hairline is adopted
May 13th 2016
51
                                         Case head so big God asked HIM for forgiveness
May 13th 2016
60
                                              Your face is on backwards.
May 13th 2016
67
                                              legsdiamond has Sugarhips
May 13th 2016
79
Crich smells like yesterday and bus seats.
May 13th 2016
22
Crich though he needed a sports agent to be Pro Life
May 13th 2016
24
CRich tried to write off his hairline as a deduction
May 13th 2016
34
Crich hairline look like a cul-de-sac
May 13th 2016
35
Crich hairline look like a 3 pt line
May 13th 2016
36
      amd it lights up like the ESPN arc when he gets angry
May 13th 2016
40
           His hairline has its own set of feelings.
May 13th 2016
42
                laaawd.
May 13th 2016
44
Mr. Man C gets bottle service at Chili's.
May 13th 2016
39
      Mr Man C so dirty he got ingrown fingernails and fingerjam
May 13th 2016
43
           Mr. Man C sits in the VIP section at TGI Fridays.
May 13th 2016
46
           Legsdiamonds breath so stank his toothbrush has a Linkedin
May 13th 2016
48
                Man C breath so bad teachers made him learn sign language
May 13th 2016
50
                Legs has a lifetime membership to Curves gym.
May 13th 2016
58
                     Man C so fat his stationary bike has training wheels
May 13th 2016
61
                Mr. Man C so ashy he pays market rate rent...
May 13th 2016
54
                     CRich gums so black Hillary challenged them to a
May 13th 2016
56
                          gums so black whiz khalifa made a song about his smile
May 13th 2016
59
                          Mr. Man C is a Gucci Mane impersonator for kid's parties.
May 13th 2016
62
legdiamond is in a 311 acoustic cover band.
May 13th 2016
47
only reason you know that is because you opened for us playing a washboa...
May 13th 2016
49
      Yo' woman left you cuz you tried to get busy to Chumbawumba.
May 13th 2016
52
           Crich ankles so fat he wears break away socks
May 13th 2016
55
                Legsdiamond writes Yelp reviews for glory holes.
May 13th 2016
63
                     ankles so fat Toms shoes refused to sell him a pair
May 13th 2016
64
                     Legsdiamond is the waterboy at gangbangs.
May 13th 2016
66
                          gotdammit
May 13th 2016
69
                               Legsdiamond is into Wu Tang roleplay during sex.
May 13th 2016
75
                     feet so fat Birkinstock gave him the soles and said "the rest is up to y...
May 13th 2016
65
Legs lipgloss is poppin
May 13th 2016
53
simplyHannah weaves smell like burnt popcorn
May 13th 2016
57
SimplyHannah played in the WNFL.
May 13th 2016
68
NERL
May 13th 2016
71
Case_One teaches liturgical beatboxing at his church.
May 13th 2016
70
Crich has been ashy since birth. Came out ashy. Skin color is Ashy
May 13th 2016
77
      ^^^Tried to tithe 10% of a food stamp.
May 13th 2016
80
           ^^^Tried to make it rain with bottle caps
May 13th 2016
83
                says the guy using tickets from skeeball at the arcade
May 13th 2016
84
ima be back but i got burgers to flip and the 4g ran out on my nokia
May 13th 2016
72
C.Rich finally hollered at the Donut shop shorty
May 13th 2016
74
^^^Writes Dora The Explorer erotica.
May 13th 2016
76
      ^ tries to bag chicks at Galludet in an 89 Escort
May 13th 2016
81
           ^^^Uses Opentable to get a rezzie at KFC
May 14th 2016
87
legsdiamond sleeps in a onesie made like Richard Simmons
May 13th 2016
78

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