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veritas
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"Urges you have but resist because you're not a psychopath "
Tue May-10-16 03:02 PM by veritas

          

A good portion of my daily walking involves walking past people eating on patios and every single time I have the urge to grab a handful of someone's fries and walk off eating them.

But I never do it.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Urges you have but resist because you're not a psychopath [View all] , veritas, Tue May-10-16 03:01 PM
 
Subject Author Message Date ID
telling people to pull their pants up
May 10th 2016
1
i work in a school, i do this everyday haha
May 10th 2016
11
bullying grown men in certain environments ...especially work
May 10th 2016
2
I got a completely bald coworker and I resist slapping his alabaster
May 10th 2016
5
      because it's there.
May 10th 2016
14
take a bite out of a wine glass
May 10th 2016
3
same
May 10th 2016
23
smacking my co-worker on the butt
May 10th 2016
4
crushing little dogs' frail bodies with my bare hands
May 10th 2016
6
jesus
May 10th 2016
7
and now the crazy comes out
May 10th 2016
9
lmao ... there should be a different name for a 'dog' under 65 lbs
May 10th 2016
27
You gotta go a little lower than that. My dog weighed 62 last vet visit
May 11th 2016
35
LMAOOOO
May 11th 2016
42
or grabbing a cat by it tail and slamming it like Hulk.
May 11th 2016
78
Love dogs, not a fan of certain small dogs
May 12th 2016
106
I can't deal with a dog that i could kill by accidentally stepping on it
May 12th 2016
114
Anytime I am in a meeting with a bunch of folks, I always wonder
May 10th 2016
8
Tellin' folks EXACTLY how the fuck I feel about them. Oh, and...
May 10th 2016
10
sweeping the leg of people that brush past me on the train.
May 10th 2016
12
List is long
May 10th 2016
13
RE: List is long
May 12th 2016
116
Metro - I wanna trip everyone that has a bag wit wheels and...
May 10th 2016
15
grabbing people's phones and throwing them
May 10th 2016
16
when I hear inane conversation on the bus or wherever I just want to ask
May 10th 2016
17
Hitting cyclists with a clothesline as they ride past
May 10th 2016
18
i want to form tackle sidewalk cyclists CONSTANTLY
May 10th 2016
19
^^This. Every. SINGLE. DAY
May 10th 2016
29
Jesus El Salvadore Cristos... the joy in my heart would be boundless
May 10th 2016
31
Throwing a stick into the wheels of a moving bike
May 10th 2016
33
Thank youuuuuu
May 11th 2016
41
I want to hold everyone's babies.
May 10th 2016
20
why is that weird though?
May 10th 2016
22
      Yea that's not so much psychotic as it is welcome services
May 11th 2016
37
           lol. A stranger going up to people on some "Can I keep your baby?"
May 11th 2016
49
                I dunno about them but those are my thoughts exactly
May 11th 2016
56
                Yep.
May 11th 2016
62
                as a man...I do not understand the draw
May 11th 2016
59
Berating slow-ass walkers
May 10th 2016
21
that Uber one is on you. Don't do pool homie.
May 11th 2016
75
some of us are walking slow due to injury
May 12th 2016
117
      I def dont hate all slow walkers
May 12th 2016
124
           yeah that shit is the worst
May 13th 2016
138
slapping the shit out of people who lack spacial awareness
May 10th 2016
24
lol....people walking diagonally for no good reason.
May 11th 2016
77
      I had a coworker who would walk into you every time you tried to walk pa...
May 12th 2016
122
yelling, just yelling the stress out on the train after work
May 10th 2016
25
throwing babies out a windows
May 10th 2016
26
this is hilarious and terrifying
May 11th 2016
36
Snagging a gun and shooting my neighbor in the kneecaps.
May 10th 2016
28
Please update your post on this matter.
May 11th 2016
39
      RE: Please update your post on this matter.
May 11th 2016
44
           Haha I'm in an all day meeting but I will after.
May 11th 2016
60
this... to people that piss me off.
May 10th 2016
30
Telling obese parents with obese kids...
May 10th 2016
32
good one. shit is child abuse
May 11th 2016
43
too real
May 11th 2016
46
Shoulder checking people who dont move over on the sidewalk
May 10th 2016
34
Driving my car into kids who think they're cool walking in the street
May 11th 2016
38
speeding up to hit bicyclists or jay walkers
May 11th 2016
40
you would lose your mind (more) in Philly
May 12th 2016
118
Taking notes for ref. Somebody gonna be in the news one day
May 11th 2016
45
Good. Take notes. You could use the reading and writing practice.
May 11th 2016
47
LMAO!
May 11th 2016
52
lulz
May 11th 2016
72
Rekkkkkt
May 11th 2016
74
lol
May 11th 2016
83
Yeah, you'll be in someone's court room as a defendant.
May 12th 2016
99
      RE: Yeah, you should be in a Sylvan as a student
May 12th 2016
101
           RE: Yeah, you should be in a Sylvan as a student
May 12th 2016
104
                Damn you accidentally ethered yourself lol
May 12th 2016
108
                     'in a Sylvan class as a student" is correct.
May 12th 2016
110
                     RE: "attend a Sylvan as a student" is correct.
May 12th 2016
115
                          yeah you clearly didn't "attend a Harvard." Fuckin dolt.
May 12th 2016
123
                               ^^ The old "You didn't attend Harvard" retort.
May 13th 2016
128
                               lmao.. yeah this aint a fair fight lol
May 13th 2016
129
                               Please don't be a sellout.
May 13th 2016
135
                               lol
May 13th 2016
131
                     No, no, wrong
May 13th 2016
130
                          ^^ Here's a Hug. Now go play in a busy street.
May 13th 2016
137
                               Didn't realise you were so sensitive. Sorry man.
May 14th 2016
139
                                    You're saying and doing to much extra
May 14th 2016
148
                                         So much hate from a grammar insecurity
May 14th 2016
149
Go look for more ponzi schemes disguised as sermons and post them
May 11th 2016
51
Here's a bag full of hugs. Now go fall off an overpass.
May 12th 2016
100
get back to feecing that flock of yours
May 12th 2016
119
Whats weird is that he actually will
May 12th 2016
107
      Do you wake up with lies on your breath?
May 12th 2016
111
      Lol nobody asked your wack ass to chime in.
May 12th 2016
120
           oh shit, a beef within a beef
May 12th 2016
121
smh.....snitchery.
May 11th 2016
79
      Nah, Just gonna be like, Yeah I knew it. and then turn the channel
May 12th 2016
105
I have to resist the urge to....
May 11th 2016
48
Deleting Case_one's posts on sight.
May 11th 2016
50
definitely not psychopathic. Arguably abuse of moderation powers but
May 11th 2016
53
      #ImNotAMod
May 11th 2016
54
Chase the scared woman who chose to judge me just cuz i'm black
May 11th 2016
55
Backing into the old man at day care who blocks the driveway
May 11th 2016
57
Teach teens how to curse right. Alot of them sound rediculous.
May 11th 2016
58
bulldozing or ramming idiots on the road in traffic
May 11th 2016
61
pushing liquor bottles off the shelf and watching them break.
May 11th 2016
63
I want to run over the kids in my subdivision,
May 11th 2016
64
Tripping kindergarteners
May 11th 2016
65
Elbow the fat and/or elderly slow walkers in Wal Mart
May 11th 2016
66
i wanna throw a 5 gallon water bottle through the window and watch
May 11th 2016
67
Sagging.
May 11th 2016
68
^^^ this one.
May 11th 2016
92
Soooo no one is going to cop to the urge of wanting to squeeze
May 11th 2016
69
4 and 48 are on it. Sundress season is like a parade of animal urges
May 11th 2016
70
outchea where they wear barely anything in the spring and summer
May 11th 2016
71
nothing psychopathic bout that bruh
May 11th 2016
88
grabbing the hair....
May 11th 2016
73
I want to run over people that walk while texting.
May 11th 2016
76
running up to saggers and kicking them in the ass
May 11th 2016
80
I wish I could make Fleece Johnson materialize behind every one of them
May 12th 2016
109
      you want to summon a rapist behind teenagers? I mean..okay
May 13th 2016
127
           Yes, because he couldn't have been joking at all
May 13th 2016
134
                As if jokes occur in a vacuum.
May 14th 2016
141
Laughing when men get emotional in front of me
May 11th 2016
81
*has heart attack* dies early*
May 11th 2016
85
      *Kanye Shrug* The cost of patriarchy I suppose. nm
May 11th 2016
86
tripping kids when they walk past me
May 11th 2016
82
Neck-chopping ppl who use their phone flash during concerts
May 11th 2016
84
and shooting video
May 11th 2016
93
Every day I wish I had the Purple Man's power or was telekinetic...
May 11th 2016
87
^^^ co sign all of this.
May 11th 2016
90
Also a little surprised at how many people here fight the urge...
May 11th 2016
89
grabbing the cell phone from someone talking loudly on it...
May 11th 2016
91
my job is above a Jimmy John's. There are at least a dozen
May 11th 2016
94
Do it fam. What floor are you on?
May 12th 2016
98
rubbing on girls' big foreheads
May 11th 2016
95
Pushing random people down an escalator. No idea why.
May 12th 2016
96
Drive my sedan off road.
May 12th 2016
97
people who don't pull out into the intersection when making a left
May 12th 2016
102
ugh, hate that along with people in a turn only lane that also has a tur...
May 13th 2016
132
Petting someone's dog or puppy.
May 12th 2016
103
murdering random white people
May 12th 2016
112
.
May 12th 2016
113
Horsecollar tackling slow walkers/screen zombies like Im Roy Williams
May 12th 2016
125
driving into cars poking far into the street from parking centers etc
May 12th 2016
126
Completely totaling cars that intentionally double park
May 13th 2016
133
double park or hog?
May 13th 2016
136
shoot the tires out of people who cut me off on the road
May 14th 2016
140
Sucking a few if my coworker's toes on the job
May 14th 2016
142
pushing-over wobbly toddlers
May 14th 2016
143
ice grilling waspy yt folks in line @ retail stores
May 14th 2016
144
letting my inner n-word out @ the job
May 14th 2016
145
d-bo'ing the WHOLE peppermint bowl on my way out of restaurants
May 14th 2016
146
yt guy was walking his pitbull (unleashed) + it started jogging toward m...
May 14th 2016
147

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