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NoDrawls McGraw
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Fri Nov-06-15 11:54 PM

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"On: Shorty keepin ya dick tucked after da jump-off....."


  

          

Aight dig it...

Fourscore and a couple bullets ago, Im dealing wit this
looney-toons Jawn wit some good gushy/starfish. It mighta been the
2nd time that we got crunk, Babydoll came thew wit lingerie, KY, and the
whole shit.

Boom...

Ninjaz getz it in, we layin there sex-funky©Jill Scott
Babydoll slide her clothes on to dip, ...Im still nude
on the couch on some under-the-covers shit.

Babydoll opens the door to leave...

SUN!

I start to get up from the couch to come lock the door after her
and Shorty like, "Babe, lay down"...casual yet POINTED.

Im like, "Babe, I gotta lock the door after you"....

She like, "LAY DOWN"....

Off the realest thing in life, Babydoll was DEAD SERIOUS.
That was the definitive moment when her inner-crazy manifested.
It was like she was scared I was gonna get up, go out, and give dis
dick to someone else. Shit was eye-opening as hell.

Yall ninjaz got similar stories?....


Holla.....




https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage

"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

  

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On: Shorty keepin ya dick tucked after da jump-off..... [View all] , NoDrawls McGraw, Fri Nov-06-15 11:54 PM
 
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Huh?
Nov 07th 2015
1
lol
Nov 07th 2015
3
Lmao
Nov 07th 2015
4
lollll
Nov 07th 2015
7
LMBO
Nov 09th 2015
25
I understood the post but LMAO
Nov 09th 2015
40
https://youtu.be/soXMCkoWfQo
Nov 07th 2015
2
I get it
Nov 07th 2015
5
Speak American (c)
Nov 07th 2015
6
I appreciate the hoodness of the OP, I guess
Nov 07th 2015
8
translation: you got up to lock the door
Nov 07th 2015
9
Bascially
Nov 07th 2015
10
i figure this too...
Nov 09th 2015
26
I imagined this story being told at a fancy cocktail party
Nov 07th 2015
11
lmaoooooo, falling monocles and shit.
Nov 07th 2015
14
      Lol
Nov 08th 2015
19
This is how white people type when theyre making fun of black folk
Nov 07th 2015
12
basics
Nov 07th 2015
13
oh shit..lol
Nov 08th 2015
17
lol
Nov 09th 2015
24
Reads like a computer trying to translate Chinese to Backpacker.
Nov 08th 2015
15
Can't breev
Nov 09th 2015
41
underrated reply ^
Nov 09th 2015
52
^^^
Nov 09th 2015
55
halleglory
Nov 10th 2015
66
this cat type like Sonny Cheeba..
Nov 08th 2015
16
lol
Nov 08th 2015
18
Who MADE the post!?!
Nov 08th 2015
20
It's a jungle masquerade and we forever stone trife!
Nov 09th 2015
39
ROFL!!
Nov 09th 2015
46
classic reply
Nov 09th 2015
48
FLAWLESS REPLY
Nov 09th 2015
50
damn, excellent assist/dunk
Nov 09th 2015
54
LOL!!!
Nov 09th 2015
62
you sir have brought forth unexpected hilarity
Nov 09th 2015
21
Nahmeanz...
Nov 09th 2015
49
In English this time.
Nov 09th 2015
22
Shit sound like a Camp Lo album...
Nov 09th 2015
23
THAT'S HOW IT WAS CUZ, NOW WE GOT EM BLAMMIN AT DA FUZZ
Nov 09th 2015
38
This sounds like a story a kid tells on the first day of school
Nov 09th 2015
27
sadatay, my nga
Nov 09th 2015
28
lmaoooo
Nov 09th 2015
53
LMBAO!
Nov 09th 2015
56
Well dont you think highly of your penis
Nov 09th 2015
29
or maybe she didn't want whoever picked her up
Nov 09th 2015
44
lol...okay, I gotta ask. Yall never seen NoDrawls post before?
Nov 09th 2015
30
yeah. they acting brand new.
Nov 09th 2015
31
ikr... but i still think the replies are appropriate
Nov 09th 2015
32
Yeah, but at some point you expect him to get serious...
Nov 09th 2015
59
do starfish mean they vagina, or is that asshole-specific?
Nov 09th 2015
33
lmao
Nov 09th 2015
35
who knows. i know i don't want no gushy starfish - if it's that hole.
Nov 09th 2015
37
      there was a slash.
Nov 09th 2015
45
Asshole specific
Nov 09th 2015
63
definitely thought this was about a pre-op story
Nov 09th 2015
34
... and you did eventually lock the door, right?
Nov 09th 2015
36
Haha....Fa sho.
Nov 09th 2015
47
You Negroes.
Nov 09th 2015
42
LOL.
Nov 09th 2015
51
Archive, please.
Nov 09th 2015
43
Boom...SUN! LAY DOWN!!
Nov 09th 2015
57
this. post. is. GOLD. Gold I tell ya! *tears*
Nov 09th 2015
58
People have translated hieroglyphics easier than this post
Nov 09th 2015
60
I dunno, maybe it's because I'm used to dude's typing style....
Nov 10th 2015
64
      yep, exactly...I mean it was some good replies...
Nov 10th 2015
65
           I think it was the title that put it over the top
Nov 10th 2015
67
Gushy starfish:
Nov 09th 2015
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